"You know Antony, I've been wanting to go on a real adventure again. Although
I was a dog for most of the last one, and ran the risk of staying that way,
due to your stupidity, and the fact that I was almost killed, again due to your
stupidity -- "/pp

"Get to your point, Wendell."p

"Yes, sorry. What I was going to say was, I had a pretty good time trying
to save the kingdoms. Didn't you?" /pp

"Oh, lovely." Tony shifted in his perch upon the horse, trying to find a
more comfortable position. "I enjoyed being sucked into another dimension,
having my daughter get cursed by gypsies, almost getting killed numerous
times by trolls and crazy huntsmen. And having to murder my own wife..."
His voice trailed off./pp

"I'm sorry, Antony." The rest of the trip was taken in silence./pp
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"I wonder if Wolf has made it to the castle yet. They really do need
telephones in the kingdoms. I could make a fortune..." Virginia schemed./p

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By now the baby had woken up and was smacking contentedly on a piece of chocolate
window shutter. Wolf had eaten through the back porch and was lying on the
ground groaning with a stomach ache. He was moaning so loudly he didn't hear
the woman come up behind him. Until she screeched. /pp

"What bhave/b you bdone/b to my bHOUSE/b?!" /pp

Wolf sat bolt upright and tried to stammer out an answer, "I.. I.. I was hungry."
he mumbled./pp

"You were hungry?! You were hungry?!"/pp

Wolf furrowed his brow confused that she'd heard him, but the thought
vanished from his mind as she came after him with her cane. He ducked out of the
way and picked up the baby, holding him in front of him as protection,
knowing the woman wouldn't hit William. Hey, he's just a soft cuddly little
cub at heart, after all. /p

pThe old woman lowered her cane and grabbed Wolf by the ear instead, dragging
him into the house. She pushed him toward the kitchen chair, "Sit! Don't move!"
She bent over her stove and cranked it up full blast. Wolf gulped./p