A really really weird production
Ok, this is based on the series I wrote called "NTMB Takes Over The Internet" which, unfortunately would make no sense to you if you aren't from NTMB. But to make a long story short, Mr. Eevee is Zeth's stuffed Eevee toy that was brought to life and then sent to timbuktu. K?
Mr. Eevee: *is filming himself on a cruddy video camera* Wut up dawgs! This be Mr. Eevee, sittin in his pad here in Timbuktu, with his lovely chick Mrs. Eevee!
Mrs. Eevee: Clean out the garbage disposal now! *notices the video camera* Oh, hi sweety.
Mr. Eevee: 'Nyways, Mista Eevee be here in Timbuktu wit his kick-azz chick, filmin himself!
*there's a knock on the door*
Mr. Eevee: 'Scuse meh, gotta open dat door. *opens the door*
Little Unsupervised Lachy Neighbor Eevee: Hi mister! I was wondering if you have any matches, knives, guns or other dangerous things in your house that I could borrow.
Mr. Eevee: Shut yo hole! I ain't givin no little unsupervised lachy neighbor eevees mah stuff! It be all mine!
Little Unsupervised Lachy Neighbor Eevee: Aww, ok mister. Thanks anyways.
Mrs. Eevee: Honey, you aren't terrorizing the neighbor's kids again, are you? And I still need the garbage disposal fixed.
Mr. Eevee, Listen up kid, you betta be goin now. Mah lady's callin for me.
Little Unsupervised Lachy Neighbor Eevee: Bye bye!
Mr. Eevee: *slams door* Ok, wut's up wit da garbage disposal thingy?
Mrs. Eevee: There's this big... thing stuck in it. See?
Mr. Eevee: That ain't no thing! Dat be dat coaster set I gave you for yo b-day!
Mrs. Eevee: Well, I had to test the garbage disposal somehow.
Mr. Eevee: Shut yo hole biotch!
Mrs. Eevee: *runs away in tears*
Mr. Eevee: Wuteva. *turns back to camera* So, dat was a day in da life of meh, yo homeboy Mr. Eevee!
*the phone rings and Mr. Eevee picks it up*
Phone: Wazzup!
Mr. Eevee: WAAZZZUUPPP!!!
Other person on phone: WWWWAAAZZZUUUPPPP!!!!
Phone: So, wazzup?
Mr. Eevee: Watchin da game, havin a bud.
Other person on phone: No you ain't! You just hada fight wit yo chick and now you just answered da phone.
Phone: Dude, is dat true?
Mr. Eevee: Yeah, ma biotch got mad at meh fo givin her coastas fo her b-day.
Other person on the phone: Dude, that's harsh.
Mr. Eevee, 'Nywayz, gotta go y'all! See ya lata! *puts down phone and looks at camera* So, dat's mah life today! Till next time, this be Mr. Eevee! Bye dawgs!
