Ebonics Eevee
Ebonics Eevee
A really really weird production

Ok, this is based on the series I wrote called "NTMB Takes Over The Internet" which, unfortunately would make no sense to you if you aren't from NTMB. But to make a long story short, Mr. Eevee is Zeth's stuffed Eevee toy that was brought to life and then sent to timbuktu. K?

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Mr. Eevee: *is filming himself on a cruddy video camera* Wut up dawgs! This be Mr. Eevee, sittin in his pad here in Timbuktu, with his lovely chick Mrs. Eevee!

Mrs. Eevee: Clean out the garbage disposal now! *notices the video camera* Oh, hi sweety.

Mr. Eevee: 'Nyways, Mista Eevee be here in Timbuktu wit his kick-azz chick, filmin himself!

*there's a knock on the door*

Mr. Eevee: 'Scuse meh, gotta open dat door. *opens the door*

Little Unsupervised Lachy Neighbor Eevee: Hi mister! I was wondering if you have any matches, knives, guns or other dangerous things in your house that I could borrow.

Mr. Eevee: Shut yo hole! I ain't givin no little unsupervised lachy neighbor eevees mah stuff! It be all mine!

Little Unsupervised Lachy Neighbor Eevee: Aww, ok mister. Thanks anyways.

Mrs. Eevee: Honey, you aren't terrorizing the neighbor's kids again, are you? And I still need the garbage disposal fixed.

Mr. Eevee, Listen up kid, you betta be goin now. Mah lady's callin for me.

Little Unsupervised Lachy Neighbor Eevee: Bye bye!

Mr. Eevee: *slams door* Ok, wut's up wit da garbage disposal thingy?

Mrs. Eevee: There's this big... thing stuck in it. See?

Mr. Eevee: That ain't no thing! Dat be dat coaster set I gave you for yo b-day!

Mrs. Eevee: Well, I had to test the garbage disposal somehow.

Mr. Eevee: Shut yo hole biotch!

Mrs. Eevee: *runs away in tears*

Mr. Eevee: Wuteva. *turns back to camera* So, dat was a day in da life of meh, yo homeboy Mr. Eevee!

*the phone rings and Mr. Eevee picks it up*

Phone: Wazzup!

Mr. Eevee: WAAZZZUUPPP!!!

Other person on phone: WWWWAAAZZZUUUPPPP!!!!

Phone: So, wazzup?

Mr. Eevee: Watchin da game, havin a bud.

Other person on phone: No you ain't! You just hada fight wit yo chick and now you just answered da phone.

Phone: Dude, is dat true?

Mr. Eevee: Yeah, ma biotch got mad at meh fo givin her coastas fo her b-day.

Other person on the phone: Dude, that's harsh.

Mr. Eevee, 'Nywayz, gotta go y'all! See ya lata! *puts down phone and looks at camera* So, dat's mah life today! Till next time, this be Mr. Eevee! Bye dawgs!