Digi have a clue

Digi have a clue?

Author's note: This is based on the game and movie, "Clue".  If you haven't played Clue or seen the movie, I suggest you do because it's fun to play and watch.  Also I don't own Digimon or Clue or Britney Spears, or some of those others, because they're not mine. Oh, and there will be some cussing involved, and some romance and stuff. So, figure out the couples, who kills who, and who's the murderer. Please read and review! ^^

Chapter 1

It was a stormy night. And it was pouring outside, and –

"Wait, wait, wait! Hold up! No stormy days for me! I hate stormy nights! They're scary and horrifying!" Joe yelled.

"Dear, it will HAVE to be stormy, 'cause I'm the author of this so called Mystery!" I say.

"But, can you at least change the scenery into some happy thing? Like, Rainbows and sunflowers and such?" Joe asked.

"No! Now shut up and get into your setting!" I yell.

"Please? Please, please, PLEASE?!?" Joe asked as he put on his puppy dog eyes on me.

"PAH, NO! BE GONE!! BEFORE I MURDER YOU RIGHT THEN AND NOW!!! I mean, uh, fine, I'll change it to a SUNNY DAY." I say.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Joe pleaded and started kissing my feet. I simply gave him a smirk and walked away.

"Now then, ON WITH THE STORY!"

It was a SUNNY day. There were birds chirping their annoying sound, kids screaming and laughing while the swing on the playground, and teens kissing and hugging while elders just sat and played checkers. Joe looked up at the sky. He wondered if the day was going to be bad or not. He then looked at his watch. '6:66' it read. **wait, there is no 66 in minutes!!** Joe thought. He shook his head a couple of times, and looked at his watch again. It still read '6:66'. He then walked around and saw a bench. He sat on it and watched the birds fly.

"So, I wonder when this day will end?" Joe asked.

"Never I guess." Said the girl beside him. She had short brown hair, and had these funky gloves (ooo… guess who? DUH!).

"Excuse me, who are you?" Joe asked the girl. The girl simply read her 'Cosmo girl' magazine and ignored his question.

"Uh, miss?" Joe asked again. The girl ignored his question again and began flipping pages of her magazine.

"GOLLY! WHO ARE YOU?!?" Joe yelled in her ear. The girl rubbed her left ear.

"Who do you think I am? You fool! Don't talk to me like that! You have no fluffing right you foo! Ghetto in the house man!" The girl yelled back. Then she read her magazine again.

"Uh, may I ask, who sent you?" Joe asked.

"This e-mail did. Said to meet in the park near the playground where all the little brats play with their annoying screams and crap." The girl replied.

"WOW! I got an e-mail too! It said…" Joe said and started rambling about the e-mail he got last night.

"Oh, lets give the guy a prize! He can read!" The girl said sarcastically.

"Hey, now, you got one too! Now who are you?" Joe asked.

"The names Kari. K-A-R-I. Everyone knows me, of course, you don't." Kari said.

"PFFT! I should've known! You and those stupid gloves you always wear, that stupid hair cut, and that stupid magazine you always read!" Joe said and took out his Reader's Digest book.

"So, who are you? Jimmy? Joseph? What was your name again?" Kari asked.

"Joe. J-O-E. Joe. Say it with me!" Joe yelled as he did a little dance.

"Uh, yeah. The guy who helps out in the hospital." Kari said.

"You know what? I hate you. You're annoying. You're too perfect. I hate you." Joe replied and started reading again.

"Well, I hate you. You scrawny boy who wears thick frames as glasses, and can't do nothing!" Kari yelled and started to walk away.

Just then 3 teens walked towards her. One of them had big hair (geez), the other had spikey golden hair (oh yeah), and the other one had pink hair (ooo, guess now!). One of them grabbed Kari's hand and dragged her back to the bench where Joe sat.

"Hey, is this the bench that we're supposed to meet at by the playground with bratty kids screaming and having fun that was sent to us by e-mail but aren't supposed to tell anyone only the ones that are near the bench?" the big haired guy asked.

"WHAT?!? You are so confusing! Let me put it this way. Ok, did you and the kid get e-mails?" the pink haired girl asked as she pointed to Joe and Kari.

"Hi Mimi, hi Tai, hi Matt." Joe said without looking at them.

"Hi, uh, who are you?" Mimi asked.

"I'm Joe." Joe said.

"Oh, the guy that helps out at the hospital!" Mimi said and laughed.

"And who is this bratty wannabe Britney Spears?" Matt asked.

"That's Kari, my stupid and bratty little sister that follows me around everywhere!" Tai yelled and pointed at Kari. Kari grabbed his finger and twisted it.

"Did I mention she's a brat?" Tai asked kissing his finger to make it feel better.

"And don't call me a wannabe Britney Spears, blond!" Kari yelled and kicked him in the nuts. Matt fell to the ground and started coughing.

"That little… B" Matt mumbled under his breath.

"Now, now Matt, we don't have time for this." Mimi said. As she shoved a dirty sock she found along the way and shoved it into Matt's mouth.

Then 2 teens came walking. 2 red heads. Guess who.

"Hi Izzy. Uh, bitch." Mimi said and waved.

The red headed chic gave her the finger, and Mimi turned away. They then approached.

"Hi, slut." The red headed chic said.

"Sora, shut up, we don't need this right now." Tai said covering her mouth.

"I'd like to see you try…" Mimi said and clutched her fists at Sora's face.

The rest: TK, Yolei, Davis, Ken and Cody, came later. They all talked about the mysterious e-mails they got last night.

"So, who do you think sent it?" Davis asked.

"Who knows, we know that it's one of us." Ken replied.

"And how do YOU know this stuff, Ken?" Izzy asked.

"Because I'm pure genius, and you're not you odd headed little carrot." Ken replied. Kari and TK giggled.

"I am NOT a carrot! You eggplant! At least I'm not gay!" Izzy yelled and started to give Ken the evil eye.

"Now that's enough! Now who sent it! I want an answer!" Sora yelled as she separated the two. "And I hate veggies!"

"Well, it wasn't me!" Mimi said and crossed her arms.

"But she caught me on the camera…" Matt said and started to sing.

"Wasn't me!" Tai said and slapped Matt to stop singing.

"Well, I know who did it!" Yolei screamed, "then we can all go home!"

"WHO?!?" everyone asked.

"I dunno, don't ask me!" Yolei replied. Kari started punching her.

"Ok. I admit. I did it." Joe said and stood up.

"BUT WHY JOE?!?" Cody yelled and started to cry.

"Dude, no one died yet!" Sora said as she threw him a towel to cry into.

"Ok, so why Joe?" Tai asked.

"Well, I've been told that someone has been following you. Watching your every move." Joe said, "And we need to put a stop to it!"

"But who's spying on us!" Mimi asked.

"We don't know exactly. But the FBI DO know that it was one of us." Joe said.

"NO! the stalker COULDN'T have watched me last night!" Matt said as he looked at Mimi.

"Shut up Yamato!" Mimi whispered.

"Well, yeah, here are the pictures to 'WHAT YOU WERE DOING LAST NIGHT'." Joe said as he handed Matt the pictures.

"Whoa! I'm keeping these!" Matt said as he shoved them into his back pocket.

"Well, I supposed we keep an eye on each other. Because the stalker guy has killed many people!" Joe said.

"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS CRAP?" asked Kari.

"Because, I work at the hospital, and the cases I take care of is tied in with this stalking thingy!" Joe yelled.

Just then, a ball came flying. It hit Izzy on the head. Izzy fell on the ground. Everyone rushed over to see if he was okay.

"Are you okay?" Mimi said shaking Izzy's head.

"Step aside, let a doctor see this!" Joe said as he pushed everyone aside. He checked Izzy's pulse, "he's dead!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Cody screamed and started to cry.

"Oh suck it up, Cody!" Sora yelled.

"But, that was just a ball! One of those cherry balls!" Tai yelled. He took the ball and examined it. "Dude! There's a dart taped on it!"

"NOOOO!!! MY POOR IZZY!!!" Davis yelled.

"Yup, so what do we do to him?" Mimi asked.

"I say we bury him in the playground!" TK said and raised his hand up.

"Good idea!" Yolei said as she grabbed him and threw Izzy on the sand. They all helped out on burying him. They kept his head up.

"Ok, now listen you little brats, here's 50 cents. Act like you're burying that kid over there, k?" Mimi said bribing 2 little kids.

"Ok lady!" They both said as the ran to izzy and started to jump on him.

"Aiight, so everyone, be careful! We're all gonna die!" Matt said and crossed his arms.

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END OF CHAPTER 1! ^_^

Author: How you like yes? LOL! So here's what's happening. Kari is a bully chic. Joe is a doctor who helps out in a hospital. Cody has a crying problem. Matt and Mimi… uh… did some stuff last night. And Izzy is dead from a cherry ball with a dart taped to it.

Who's next?