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Harry Potter, and the Mystery of Love

Of course, everyone knows that the hero of the wizarding realm, aka Harry Potter, has faced such challenges as black magic, giants, giant snakes, and the classic agonist, Voldemort. But as Harry enters his teenage years, something more important has come into his mind. Girls.


IN THE GRYFFINDOR BOYS DORMITORY~

" Did you see how sexy Hermione looked today?" Ron asked.

" Oh, shut up about your girlfriend! I was preoccupied by looking at Cho, as you should know. Hey, that rhymes." Harry replied.

" Well, don't say anything to Hermione, but I was checkin' out Cho myself." Ron said mischievously

" Man, why do you check out girls, when you got one of your own. I would kill to have someone like Hermione as my girl."

" Well, sometimes she gets annoying. Though I can't complain about her figure. Her boobs are humungurous. Unfortunately, she is as prude as a plum..

" Aww, poor baby. I love the single life. I'm free to flirt with any lady that I want. I must say that Cho's bosom is more voluptuous than Hermione's." Harry snickered as he said the word bosom. He was still at the age where dirty words, when muttered could excite someone.

" Ummmm, I don't think so. Come on! Lets go. Lets take this outside." Ron said beating his chest in a defensive way.

"Fine!" Harry said.

The boys began to wrestle. Harry grabbed Ron's leg, and inadvertently pulled it into a hold position. Ron countered Harry's attack with a titty-twister.(A favorite among boys, but don't try it on girls) Harry leaped back grabbing his throbbing boob.

" Ouch! No fair!"

Then Harry totally pimp smacked Ron.

" Talk about not fair!"

The boys then doubled over with laughter.

" Oh my god. Were acting like two year olds." Ron said.

" Well, two year olds with the hormones of a 14 year old." Harry giggled.

" yah, just wait until were Percy's age. Girls will be falling head over heals for us." Ron said

" Ron, there are better ways to get a girl than to trip them . Get it? Falling all over, tripping. HAHA!"
" I get it, but Harry dear, stick to magic, don't ever become a comedian."

With that, the boys started wrestling again. What can I say? Boys will be boys.