Digi
have a clue?
Author's
note: Quick recap. 4 dead. Izzy, Sora, Joe and TK. Mimi broke up with
Tai. Ken's group found a paintball gun
postioned at Wet Seal. There was a pink paintball left in the gun. It accidentally fired, pointing at Tai, but
he ducked and it got TK. TK fell off the escalator and plunged into a fountain,
head first. Who will be next? And once
again, I don't own digimon, yeah, you get the drill. Uh…
Chapter 4
Matt's group ran down the escalator to the second floor.
Tai's group got up to the second floor. Tai was already screaming at Yolei for trying to kill him, and killing
TK at that. Matt was furious as well
and started yelling at Yolei. Yolei began to cry, so Ken took over,saying that
it was an accident.
"Look bastard! She
killed my little brother!!" Matt screamed as he tried to strangle Ken.
"It… was… an… accident!!" Ken tried to tell him as he
passed out on the floor.
"Great one, you killed another one!" Kari yelled.
"Oy, he's just passed out." Matt said.
"Well, what are the clues so far, gang?" Mimi asked.
"Well, there was a paintball gun positioned at Wet Seal,
where it fired pink paintballs, shattering the whole store. Oh, and there were a few yellow shells as
well." Davis said acting all smart.
"Well, we didn't find anything." Mimi said crossing her
arms.
"Yeah… cause you were making out with Matt the whole
time!" Tai yelled and slapped Mimi, "You whore!"
"HEY!!! NO ONE, BUT NO ONE, SMACKS MY GIRL!!! YOU'RE JUST
JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET SOME!!" Matt screamed and punched Tai. They were getting into a big fight, and
creating a scene.
"Matt, Tai, stop!!!" Mimi yelled. They both stopped.
"Yes, Mimi, anything for you…" they both said.
"ARG… anyways, what did you find, Tai?" Mimi asked.
"I want you Mimi…I mean… uh… hehe… we found… uh… nothing?"
Tai stuttered.
"I can tell your lying, cause when you're replying…
stutter stutter… s-s-s-stutter, stutter…" Matt began to sing.
"Not now, Matt." Cody said.
"Oh, sorry. Gawd I love that song!" Matt said as he
started humming to himself.
"AND I'M NOT LYING!!" Tai yelled.
"Well, we all know that a book killed Sora, a ball killed
Izzy, a paintball killed TK… from Yolei on ACCIDENT, and we don't know what
killed Joe. How did you find him,
Matt?" Davis asked.
"Well, he was face down. I tried to stand him up, but then he just fell down again. And I checked his pulse. He didn't have one. So he was pronounced dead at the scene while
there were paintballs being shot around…" Matt said furious at Yolei.
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!" Kari yelled.
"It's not an accident!! What if I kill you next?!?" Matt yelled as he looked at Kari. Everyone
looked at him.
"WHAT?!? WHAT?!? I didn't kill anyone!!" Matt yelled as he
sat himself down.
"Ok. So it's one of us then." Tai said in a serious voice.
Everyone looked at each other.
"Well, the murderer would hate Izzy, Sora, Joe, and TK…
now who would THAT be? HMMM?!?" Mimi asked and pointed to Cody.
"Me, why me? I love Izzy, Sora, Joe and TK!" Cody
screeched.
"Well they're dead now!!! You fruit!" Mimi yelled.
"Uh… YEAH… ANYWAYS… I…" Davis began to say, but suddenly,
shots were fired on the 3rd floor next to the elevator. They all
rushed up one of the elevators to see what was happening.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" The voice screamed. Mimi ran… and of course, TRIPPED. Tai helped her up.
"Are you okay, my love?" Tai asked.
"Uh, I ain't your love!!!" Mimi yelled as she slapped him.
"She wants me…" Tai said with his words slurred together.
Then he quickly fell. The rest of the
gang ran over to the screaming. Then,
there was a huge crowd around the guy… or girl who fell. Tai pushed his way through, and screamed
like some girly five year old who had just seen a disgusting little bug.
"EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!"
"What?!? WHAT?!? TELL MEEEE!!!" TK screamed as he ringed
Tai's neck. Tai spoke a few words.
"She… lying… ewwwness…" Tai said after gasping for breath…
and then fainted without warning.
"Lazy poo…" Matt mumbled.
Just then, Mimi's cell phone began to ring. It had the tune of "Take a Ride"… (and yeah,
cell phones CAN ring like that.) and Matt began to sing along with it. Mimi hit him with her phone and answered it.
"Hello?" Mimi said into the phone.
"hiiiii… do you love scary movies?" the voice asked.
"Sorta kinda… what's your point?" Mimi asked.
"What's your favorite?" the voice asked.
"UH… is this Izzy?" Mimi asked.
"NO. HE'S DEAD YOU PANZY!!!" the voice yelled.
"Oh yeah! Like, no duh!" Mimi said and started acting all
ditzy over the phone. She told the
voice dude about her day at the mall, and how several people died. "SO, how was
your day Mr. Scary Voice Dude?"
"Well… I bought some really great thongs. They're red, and I'll be seeing you in one
soon." The voice replied.
"GAHHHHH!!! MATT!!!!" Mimi yelled and pushed the button on
the phone to turn it off. She turned to
Matt.
"Hi Mimi, who was that?" Matt asked.
"You've seen me naked already!!!! What more do you
want?!?" Mimi yelled and slapped him. Matt began to fantasize…
"Dude, it wasn't Matt who was talking to you… he can't
even afford a cell phone!" Kari yelled. Matt dragged her outside and started beating her up. He came back about five minutes later.
"I can SOOOO!!! Damn that girl!!! Tai, why can't we kill
her?!?" Matt asked. Everyone looked at
him awkwardly… yet again.
"WHAT?!? I'm soooo serious!!! I didn't do it!!!" Matt
yelled.
"So… who called me?" Mimi asked. Mimi looked at Tai. Tai
was still lying there… fainted. Kari
was outside… all beat up, and wouldn't come back. Matt was busy rubbing his face, cause it was very red. Yolei was… somewhere else… and Ken was… still on the second floor, fainted? Oh… Tai woke up.
"Mimi! Dude! Do you know who that was that just fell?!?"
Tai asked.
"NO… you fainted before you can tell all of us!!" Mimi
yelled back.
"Oh… well… that was… SORA!!!" Tai yelled.
"wait… I thought she was already dead from the fall!" Mimi
yelled.
"Uh… NO… well, she's dead now, seeing all the blood and
crap." Tai said, "It's okay… I'm here if you need someone to cry onto…" Tai
pulled her close and started to hug her.
"Whatever, besides, that stupid bitch needed to die a
second time… that bitch…" Mimi said and sat back down.
"OOOOOOOOOKAY!!! Now then, We have… Izzy, Sora killed
twice, Joe, and TK killed by Yolei." Tai said pondering his thoughts.
"Well then… I know who did it!" Just then… Ken started
walking towards them.
"Dude! You've been out for a while!" Mimi yelled.
"Shut up you fruity woman! ANYWAYS…" Ken said as he
started telling his theory.
Ken's view of his so-called theory:
Yeah. So like I was saying. Izzy, who got hit by a cherry ball… with a dart. Very unusual. A 'guinness book of world records' book hit sora, who dropped
from the third floor. And was killed
twice later on. This time, with
blood. Joe, who was supposedly hit by a
paintball on the neck. Mimi, who almost
got killed by paintballs in wet seal. Yolei, on the second floor, found a gun with pink paintballs.
SOOOOOO… I'd say it was a chic. Yes, a chic. Who can easily run from the first floor, to
the third floor, to the second floor, to the third floor yet again, and to the
second floor yet again.
Sora drove Kari and TK to the mall and arrived at 12:00,
just in time for the gang to meet. Tai's group, including Yolei, Cody, Davis and I, came at 11:00, with Tai
driving us. Matt, Mimi and Joe, on the other
hand, arrived at 12, but didn't see Sora and her group. Sora got killed, supposedly looking down to
the third floor, someone forced her to go over the railing. Then, I guess the killer dropped a book on
her head, causing her to drop, and get killed on the first floor.
Matt, Mimi and Joe, looked over, saw it was Sora. Then, Mimi went shopping, while Joe and Matt
figured out clues. Then, another
incident occurred. Down at the third floor, 'Wet Seal', is where Mimi was. Shots were fired from the second floor,
which was a paintball gun. The
paintballs were pink, an some orange. Then Yolei, me and Davis saw the paintball gun positioned at 'Wet Seal'…
where Mimi was. AND… some shot off the
walls, sending a paintball to Joe, walking to 'Wet Seal', and was killed
there. Matt was unaware of the
situation because he broke Mimi's cell phone. Then, as he got it repaired, walked out of the store, saw Mimi. Then, Tai, Cody and Kari came down to the
third floor. Yolei was shouting at you
guys on the third floor, stating that she had a gun. The thing accidentally fired itself, aiming at TK. TK fell over, head first, and got killed.
AND HERE IS HOW IT ALL HAPPENED. Somebody must have slipped to the first floor, then to the third
floor, back to the first floor, then to the second floor, firing shots, then
down to the third floor, where we are now. AND WHO DID IT?!?
"uh… who?" Matt asked. I looked at him coldly.
IT WAS MIMI!!! I
pointed to her, and she took a deep gasp in surprise.
"What? It wasn't me! Besides, I couldn't-." Mimi said to
me, telling her side of the story.
YOU, were the one that looked over the rail, dropped the
book on Sora! YOU, were the one who killed
Joe, from the second floor, rushed down to the first floor, into 'Wet Seal',
creating the thought that you were in there when Matt arrived!! Seeing Joe
dead. YOU, were the one who were firing
the paintballs!! Masking yourself in
thinking that you couldn't have done it.
"Yes, it was me!! So whatcha gonna do about it? HUH
GENIOUS?!?" Mimi yelled and pulled out a gun. Everyone ducked for cover, except me.
Wait, there's more. You know that cherry ball that Izzy got killed from? Well. You told the story to Matt that you were LOOKING at some cherry capris
when some shots came exploding in. BUT!
You were on the second floor, firing the shots, which hit Joe, and rushed down
to the third floor, creating the illusion. That's why you used the cherry subject. You gave it away, when I remembered the CHERRY ball.
"Well… you can't catch me!" Mimi yelled as she
screamed. Matt, Tai, and I went running
after her, trying to block all exits possible at the mall.
"HA! Too bad Mimi,
you did it again!!" Tai yelled as he blocked one exit. She headed for another.
"Hmmm… I guess I'll keep your cell phone!" Matt yelled as
he blocked another exit. She headed for the one all the way on the first
floor. I chased her up the escalator,
and caught up to her. As she raced for
one of the exits, I caught her and slapped her. She fell, and I called security to do the rest.
"Great job, Ken! That was very unexpected!" Tai said to me
as he raised his hand up for a high five. I gave him one.
"Yeah man, who would have ever thought that it could be
Mimi?" Cody asked. And gave Ken a thumbs up.
"NOOOOOOOOO… why Mimi??!" Matt cried. "See, toldja it wasn't
me!" Matt yelled and stood proud.
"But she caught me on the counter…" Tai began to sing.
"Wasn't me…" Yolei sang after him.
+THE END+
Everyone laughed cheerfully. They all went home. Mimi,
was charged with murder on 5 accounts. Murdering Sora twice… LOL. She
was sent to prison for 35 years, to work as a janitor, cleaning all the
disgusting toilets. Mimi also lost her
job at the other mall. She was banished
from all malls from now until she died.
*~*
Matt got his job back from Microsoft, and was promoted
Vice President of the corporation. Tai
and Ken were working for him as well.
*~*
Kari and Cody married (EWW)…
THE END! No wait… I already said that… LOL!
**Now that's what could've happened… BUT WHAT ABOUT
THIS?!?**
Author's NOTE: Well, you have to wait for the next story for the REAL ending… thought I gotcha there huh? Yeah, you just HAD to scroll down and ruin the moment. LOL. Duh, I wouldn't make Mimi the killer! Are you stupid or something? Anywayz, the story Ken told seemed logical, no? Please review man!
