DIGI HAVE A CLUE

DIGI HAVE A CLUE?

Author's Note: First of all, I don't own Digimon. I guess you knew that on the last… 4 chapters… lol. Anyways, Mimi isn't the killer… wish that would happen, huh? Matt isn't the killer… ya wish that would happen too? PAH!!! What… NEVER! Anyways… here's the last chapter of 'Digi Have A Clue?'. YAY! If you guys haven't figured out who the killer is… well… here's the chapter to explain it. Oh… no more stuuuupid point of views anymore… the last chapter was kind of confusing, so I decided not to add it. Anyways, on with the killing! I mean… story!

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Digi Have a Clue? Part 5

It was nearly nine o'clock. The mall closed at 10, since it was a Saturday. There were less people now then there were 2 hours ago. The gang was still trying to find out who killed who, and were having a hard time figuring it out.

"WELL, WHO DID IT?!?" Mimi yelled.

"I know who did it." A voice behind Mimi said. Mimi turned around to find…

"JOE?!?" everyone yelled and gasped with horror.

"I thought you were dead!!!" Cody yelled.

"Well, I'm a bit hard-headed." Joe said as he glared at Tai.

"Why are you looking at me?" Tai asked. The so-called Joe pulled his face off.

"EEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" Tai screamed as he lifted up one foot to try and block his body. Mimi and Yolei gasped in horror and started running around. Ken and Cody hid under the bench because they didn't want to see the horrorness. Kari just smiled at the figure.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! I GOTCHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Matt screamed as he started laughing and giggling. He fell to the floor, still laughing. His sides began to hurt.

"Dammit Matt!!! I HATE YOU!!!" Tai yelled as he jumped on him and started socking him. Kari was kicking his head.

"OK, OK, stop!!! It hurts! HAHAHAHA!!" Matt giggled as if he was being tickled.

"That was lame, Matt!" Mimi yelled.

"Yes, very!" Ken yelled.

"I'm sorry… It's just that… nothing funny was happening! HAHAHA!" Matt giggled. Everyone looked at him with a serious look. Then he stopped laughing, and sat back down with the 'Joe Mask'.

"ANYWAYS, I'm the one that knows who did it!" Ken yelled and lifted up his index finger in the air.

"WHO?" everyone asked.

"Come with me. We have an hour." Ken simply replied as he led them up to the third floor, where it all started.

"Now, Matt, was sitting here, Joe, was sitting here, and Mimi, was sitting across from Matt! YES?" Ken grinned at Mimi, Matt and Joe and they each nodded. Ken forced them to sit where they were sitting.

"Ok, now Kari, you, were here. TK, you were here. YES?" Ken asked again smiling at Kari.

"One thing Mr. HAHA Grinning Face, TK ISN'T HERE!!" Kari yelled as she slapped Ken's face to wipe the grin off him.

"Ooookay… so he isn't here. ANYWAYS, Sora, was at the railing. Matt, you follow me!" Ken yelled as he dragged him over to where Sora was.

"Now what?" Matt asked.

"WELL… SORA, was doing this." Ken said as he made Matt lean over the railing. "Then, you did this!" Ken yelled as he dropped Matt's book on him. Matt fell down to the first floor, screaming.

"AHHHHH!!!!" Matt yelled as he was approaching the bare floor. Just then someone caught him. The others anxiously looked down from the third floor.

"HEE HEE! No harm done!" Ken said as he broke Matt's fall.

"I LOVE YOU KEN!!" Matt yelled as he started to hug him. Mimi screamed at him and he stopped.

"Anyways, Mimi, you were here!" Ken said as he appeared behind Mimi.

"WHAT?!? HOW'D YOU GET HERE?!?" Mimi asked all surprised.

"Uh, I took the elevator. ANYWAYS…" Ken said as he told everyone to follow him to the third floor.

"You, were over here, Mimi!" Ken said as he pushed her into Wet Seal. Ken then rushed Yolei, Davis, and Cody to the second floor.

"Yolei, you were over here, I was over here, Davis was over here!" Ken said pointing to all directions. Davis was all confused.

"STOOOOP!!! YOU'RE GOING TO FAST MAN!!!" Davis yelled. Ken slapped him.

"I've heard enough of your potty mouthness!" Ken yelled. "Anyways, Yolei, pick up the gun!"

"Oookay…" Yolei stuttered. Ken aimed it at Wet Seal. Mimi screamed in horror.

"AHHHHHH!!!" Mimi screamed. She ducked, and these poppers came down. Nothing happened, just little pops. "That could've killed me!!"

"What? These little illegal poppers that are only sold in China Town?!?" Ken asked and laughed. Mimi got up from her position and stepped outside of the store. Ken immediately ran to the first floor, grabbed Matt, and shoved him into the Cell Phone Repair store.

"NOW! Matt, steped out of the store, saw Mimi and gasped!" Ken did a little gasp, and Matt followed him. "Then, he went up to Mimi and started making out with her!" Ken then pushed Matt into Mimi, making them fall to the ground, kissing really, really hard.

"Matt, we should try kissing like this all the time!" Mimi smiled.

"Now then… Joe, was found here!" Ken said as he pointed to the ground. He slammed Yolei down to it.

"OW…" Yolei said with all the cramps on her back.

"Ok! Now, Tai, you, were over here!" Ken yelled as he grabbed him and pushed him down onto Matt and Mimi.

"HEY! GET OFF ME YOU HORNY MAN!!" Matt yelled as he kicked him off. He started making out with Mimi again.

"Tai, you told us to split up, and so we did! Cody, Yolei, Davis and Me went to the second floor, TK, Kari, Mimi and Matt went to the first floor, and Tai, you went with… TK? NO wait, Cody went with…" Ken started to fumble with his words.

"WE GET THE PICTURE!!!" Everyone yelled as the took their postions before Ken can push them where ever and stuff.

"So now, Mimi, Matt, you make out up there!! Kari, you look all 'ewwwness' over there as well! While Yolei, you take the gun, and aim it at Tai! And Tai, you look all scared and stuff!" Ken yelled. They all acted out their parts.

"AHHHH EEKK!!" Tai yelled sarcastically. He then threw himself over the escalator and fell into the fountain. "EWW! NOW I'M ALL WET!!"

"OK, now Mimi and Matt, get down here!!!" Ken yelled. They weren't listening.

"MIMI!!! CUTE VANS AT VANS!!! MATT!!! PORNO AT TEEZIN'!!!" Ken yelled at them. They quickly rushed down to the second floor. Tai got up to the second floor, all drenched.

"I JUST GOT DRY!!" Tai yelled. He did a whiplash with his hair, spraying little drops onto everyone.

"Great… my shoes…" Cody said, looking at his suede shoes.

"Anyways, Now, we're here, discussing! While Tai, you go 'eeekk!' like a girl! DO IT!" Ken yelled. Tai 'eeeeeeeked'.

"OK! NOW! YOU SEE SORA!!! You faint, and all this other crap is happening!!! You choke me, because I'm taking the blame for Yolei! And Kari''s getting beat up by Matt! TAKE YOUR POSTIONS!!!" Ken yelled. They did. Matt dragged Kari outside and started beating Kari up. Tai started choking Ken. He fell to the floor.

"Oh great one Tai! Now look what you did!" Mimi yelled.

"OH yeah babe, now we can be alone!" Tai said slyly as he started kissing Mimi.

"HEY!!! OFF MY WOMAN!!" Matt yelled as he barged through the doors and tackled Tai. They started fighting.

"GOOD! GOOD!" Ken yelled and was still on the floor. Mimi sat on the bench and laughed at the two that were fighting. Kari came back in.

"It was cold, so I came back." Kari said.

"Yeah, right." Yolei said.

"OOOOKAY!!! WOOOO!! THAT WAS A WORKOUT!!" Ken yelled as he dropped to the floor. So did everyone else from exhaustion.

"oh…kay… so… who… did… it?" Mimi panted after every word.

"well…" Ken said as he caught his breath. He stood up.

"WELL. It was Cody who killed Izzy with the ball. He took the ball, and took a dart from Matt's pocket, and taped it there. Threw the ball at Izzy, Izzy dead. You cried, really hard… blah. It was YOU, Mimi, who dropped the book on Sora's head. You then left the book there. Came back, and went shopping. Joe was the one that shot the paintballs at Wet Seal on the second floor, when Matt was busy trying to repair the Cell Phone. When Joe came back, Tai saw him and hit him with his fist. Matt came back from the store, saw Joe, then saw Mimi. Tai ran to TK after the hit. When Tai came over with TK on the escalator, Davis pulled the trigger on Tai while Yolei was pointing it at Tai. TK, duh, died." Ken said gasping with breath from his long talk.

"Yeah, but who killed Sora the second time?" Kari asked.

"I DID." Ken said.

"YOU!?!?!" Everyone gasped.

"Yes. When Mimi forgot about the book on the first floor, I was with Yolei and them. I went down to the first floor, got the book. When I got back to the third floor to eat, I looked back, and Sora was gone. I saw her a couple of times on the second floor. So, when I saw her again, I threw the book at her head really hard. It hit her… I have such good aim. She fell of course, and her head was bleeding. I knew that she was dead." Ken said. Ken showed them the book. It was all bloody.

"Wow. SO that's how Sora died two times!" Tai said cheerfully.

"Wait. Only one question! Who was Joe supposed to be?" Mimi asked.

"Well, he was the stalker, who's been following you. That's how all the e-mails got sent, and you guys were gonna be killed one way or another. BUT, he wasn't the stalker, I WAS!!! We switched places!!! So that Joe could get killed instead of me!! Pure genius, no?" Ken said.

"GAH!!! FOOL!!" Cody yelled.

"But wait, there's still time, you can turn yourselves in, and forget that none of this has happened! Or, you can be stalked for the rest of your lives by me!" Ken yelled.

"You have a sick mind." Matt said calmly.

"Yeah, and how about those nasty pictures of you and Mimi? HUH? HUH?!?" Ken yelled.

"Hey, I had to have some kind of part in this story!" Matt yelled.

"WAIT… so… who's coming?!?" Kari asked.

"YOU, little girl, are coming with me!" Matt yelled.

"But… I didn't murder anyone…" Kari replied.

"EH HEH… you were the one that murdered all those other people!!" Matt said.

"WHO'S GONNA STOP US?!? WE'RE ALL CRIMIMALS!! THE POLICE WILL COME IN A FEW MINUTES!!" Davis yelled.

"Too late!" Matt said cheerfully, "FBI, Federal Agent!" Matt showed all of them his badge.

"NOOOOO!!! HE'S THE POLICE!!! RUN!!" Mimi yelled.

"No need to do that, sweetie!" Matt said as he looked at his watch. "3…2…1… NOW!"

The police barged through the doors of all the exits of the first, second and third floors. They surrounded every exit. And some police surrounded all the criminals. The chief came in.

"So, Ishida, you rounded them up?" The chief asked.

"YUP, but go easy on the pink one…" Matt said.

"You know you want me! You know I'm gorgeous! You wanna kiss me!" Mimi said as she looked at Matt.

"Later, sweet cakes." Matt said as he winked at her. "Alright, take 'em away!!"

The police did… and Matt saved the day. There were loud shouts coming from Ken and Davis, telling the police to let them out. They were off to court.

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Mimi Tachikawa was sentenced to 5 years in prison. She was later released by Matt Ishida, cause… of… obvious reasons. Cody Hida was sentenced to 5 years in prison. Davis and Ken were sentenced to 5 years in the COO COO HOUSE… Tai was sentenced to 5 years to prison… and Yolei was sentenced to 5 years. Basically, they all got 5 years, and Mimi and Matt got together again.

THE END!!!

Author's Note: Yeah, so it turns out that everyone killed someone… and got killed by other people. And I guess this fic ended as a Mimato… LOL. I wasn't thinking. Anyways, betcha didn't know it was all of them!!! Thought it was only one person, no? HAHA. Well, thanks for reading this mystery/humor fic! Oh! And stay tuned for another chapter… not a chapter-chapter, but a Monologue. Yeah, on where this took place… what's real, what's not. BLAH. Now review!!!