When Choco/Mog Goes Mad...
By: Deekz
Rated PG-13 for language.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Squaresoft or anything like that. Don't sue me. I was just bored when I wrote this. Everything came out of the top of my head.
"Oh no, it's the Big Bang!" screamed Cloud.
"It's not the Big Bang you idiot!" Tifa yelled.
"Yes it is! It's a Big Bang!" Cloud retorted.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Are you good in bed?"
"CLOUD!" Tifa screamed, landing a fist on Cloud's face.
Cloud's eyes began to water. "You're so mean!" Cloud began to cry uncontrollably.
"Wahahaha!" Tifa laughed triumphantly. "I made you CRY! Yes!"
"Tifa," Red started. "I thought you liked Cloud."
"He asked Choco/Mog if it was good in bed!" Tifa said.
"No I didn't!" Cloud yelled. He slapped Tifa.
"Why you…!" Tifa slapped back.
Cloud lunged at Tifa and began to pull on her hair.
"Ahhhh!" Tifa screeched and began to claw at Cloud's face.
"Cat fight, cat fight!" Vincent jumped around waving a flag. "Go Tifa!"
"Shut up!" Cloud squealed in a high-pitched voice, throwing a fake nail at Vincent's eye.
"OW!" Vincent yelped.
"Get back here Cloud!" Tifa yelled as Cloud jumped up and began to rush towards the deck. Everybody decided to follow.
Tifa & Cloud buzzed through the deck's doors, followed by everybody else.
"I still say Tifa will win!" Vincent said, the fake nail still lodged in his eye.
"Shut up!" Cloud said again, this time throwing a fake nail in his other eye.
"Why me?!" Vincent cried.
"Awww, it'll be okay," Yuffie said.
"Really?" Vincent sniffed.
Yuffie nodded and hugged Vincent. "It'll be just alright!"
"I love you Yuffie!" Vincent said, kissing her.
"I love you too, sweetie!" Yuffie said.
"Move this somewhere else, you god damn love birds!" Cid said, kicking them out.
"Oh my God!" Tifa yelled.
"You killed Kenny!" Cloud said.
"You bastard!" Cait said.
"Not that!" Tifa said. "THAT!" She pointed towards a chocobo flying above.
"Hahahaha!" a mog leaned down from the chocobo's head. "I got you now! Atttaccckkk!"
"WARK!" the chocobo began to fly around in circles, releasing its excrement on the party.
"AHHHHHH!" they all screamed, panicking and running around the deck frantically.
"Ahhh! I have a big piece of crap in my hair!" Tifa screeched. "Help me! I'm meellttinngg!!" Tifa fell to her knees.
"No you're not," Barret said.
"Oh. I knew that," Tifa said, getting back up. "AHHHHH!" She resumed her panicking position.
"SUICIDEEEEEE!" Cloud finally couldn't take it anymore and he jumped off the Highwind and down towards Kalm.
"CLOUD! I'M COMING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" Tifa said, leaping off towards him. Everybody else exchanged confused looks, then shrugged and jumped off towards them.
"Wahaha!" said a strange creature hovering on top of the Highwind. "My plan is working! I can easily manipulate this foolish summon! Wahahaha! Hey, who's that?" The creature looked down and saw Vincent & Yuffie walking out on the deck.
"What happened here?" Vincent asked.
"I don't-YAHHH!" Yuffie slipped on a puddle of excrement.
"MY LOVEEEE!" Vincent dove towards her, but missed horribly.
"You!" the creature said, thrusting out its pointed, orange weapon. "You're coming with me!"
"Wait, one question!" Yuffie said, dangling off the edge of the Highwind. "Where's everybody else?"
"They landed on Kalm," the creature said.
"My love!" Vincent said. "You need to get her down!"
"She will be…hahahaha…hahahaha…HAHAHAHA!" the creature laughed insanely. "WAHAHAHAHA! I WILL RULE THE WORLD! Er, right after I take you guys in."
"Gogogo!" the mog screamed.
"WARKK!" the chocobo smashed into Yuffie & Vincent, knocking them out. The creature picked up both of them.
"Hey!" the creature said. "You're my servant! YOU'RE supposed to be doing this!"
"Oops," the mog said. "What are you waiting for?"
"Wark!" the chocobo nodded and flew over to the creature.
"Bah, stupid chicken!" the creature said, dumping the two on it.
Author's Notes: One review, but I'm still gonna write this...right now I have major assignments that need to be done (yes, a very good excuse indeed), and I want good grades on them or else my dad would get mad (if he didn't, then I'd just slack off on the assignment. Bwahahaha.). My stories might got a little slow because of that. But, getting off that subject, what do you think of my story so far? Funny? Stupid? Random? Not really sure? That's what reviews are for...!
By: Deekz
Rated PG-13 for language.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Squaresoft or anything like that. Don't sue me. I was just bored when I wrote this. Everything came out of the top of my head.
"Oh no, it's the Big Bang!" screamed Cloud.
"It's not the Big Bang you idiot!" Tifa yelled.
"Yes it is! It's a Big Bang!" Cloud retorted.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Are you good in bed?"
"CLOUD!" Tifa screamed, landing a fist on Cloud's face.
Cloud's eyes began to water. "You're so mean!" Cloud began to cry uncontrollably.
"Wahahaha!" Tifa laughed triumphantly. "I made you CRY! Yes!"
"Tifa," Red started. "I thought you liked Cloud."
"He asked Choco/Mog if it was good in bed!" Tifa said.
"No I didn't!" Cloud yelled. He slapped Tifa.
"Why you…!" Tifa slapped back.
Cloud lunged at Tifa and began to pull on her hair.
"Ahhhh!" Tifa screeched and began to claw at Cloud's face.
"Cat fight, cat fight!" Vincent jumped around waving a flag. "Go Tifa!"
"Shut up!" Cloud squealed in a high-pitched voice, throwing a fake nail at Vincent's eye.
"OW!" Vincent yelped.
"Get back here Cloud!" Tifa yelled as Cloud jumped up and began to rush towards the deck. Everybody decided to follow.
Tifa & Cloud buzzed through the deck's doors, followed by everybody else.
"I still say Tifa will win!" Vincent said, the fake nail still lodged in his eye.
"Shut up!" Cloud said again, this time throwing a fake nail in his other eye.
"Why me?!" Vincent cried.
"Awww, it'll be okay," Yuffie said.
"Really?" Vincent sniffed.
Yuffie nodded and hugged Vincent. "It'll be just alright!"
"I love you Yuffie!" Vincent said, kissing her.
"I love you too, sweetie!" Yuffie said.
"Move this somewhere else, you god damn love birds!" Cid said, kicking them out.
"Oh my God!" Tifa yelled.
"You killed Kenny!" Cloud said.
"You bastard!" Cait said.
"Not that!" Tifa said. "THAT!" She pointed towards a chocobo flying above.
"Hahahaha!" a mog leaned down from the chocobo's head. "I got you now! Atttaccckkk!"
"WARK!" the chocobo began to fly around in circles, releasing its excrement on the party.
"AHHHHHH!" they all screamed, panicking and running around the deck frantically.
"Ahhh! I have a big piece of crap in my hair!" Tifa screeched. "Help me! I'm meellttinngg!!" Tifa fell to her knees.
"No you're not," Barret said.
"Oh. I knew that," Tifa said, getting back up. "AHHHHH!" She resumed her panicking position.
"SUICIDEEEEEE!" Cloud finally couldn't take it anymore and he jumped off the Highwind and down towards Kalm.
"CLOUD! I'M COMING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" Tifa said, leaping off towards him. Everybody else exchanged confused looks, then shrugged and jumped off towards them.
"Wahaha!" said a strange creature hovering on top of the Highwind. "My plan is working! I can easily manipulate this foolish summon! Wahahaha! Hey, who's that?" The creature looked down and saw Vincent & Yuffie walking out on the deck.
"What happened here?" Vincent asked.
"I don't-YAHHH!" Yuffie slipped on a puddle of excrement.
"MY LOVEEEE!" Vincent dove towards her, but missed horribly.
"You!" the creature said, thrusting out its pointed, orange weapon. "You're coming with me!"
"Wait, one question!" Yuffie said, dangling off the edge of the Highwind. "Where's everybody else?"
"They landed on Kalm," the creature said.
"My love!" Vincent said. "You need to get her down!"
"She will be…hahahaha…hahahaha…HAHAHAHA!" the creature laughed insanely. "WAHAHAHAHA! I WILL RULE THE WORLD! Er, right after I take you guys in."
"Gogogo!" the mog screamed.
"WARKK!" the chocobo smashed into Yuffie & Vincent, knocking them out. The creature picked up both of them.
"Hey!" the creature said. "You're my servant! YOU'RE supposed to be doing this!"
"Oops," the mog said. "What are you waiting for?"
"Wark!" the chocobo nodded and flew over to the creature.
"Bah, stupid chicken!" the creature said, dumping the two on it.
Author's Notes: One review, but I'm still gonna write this...right now I have major assignments that need to be done (yes, a very good excuse indeed), and I want good grades on them or else my dad would get mad (if he didn't, then I'd just slack off on the assignment. Bwahahaha.). My stories might got a little slow because of that. But, getting off that subject, what do you think of my story so far? Funny? Stupid? Random? Not really sure? That's what reviews are for...!
