Scooby and the gang were cruisin in the Mystery Machine just miles into the outskirts of L.A., Shaggy was in the
back retelling old stories he must have told atleast 50 times before... But he was to fried to know.

''Gee Guys, remember that one time... we were so high we saw that fish monster?'', Shaggy questioned.

The rest of the gang obviously found this amusing and began laughing... Fred laughing the loudest tried to speak, his
speech was incoherent due to slurs in his voice... apparently a handicap from all the alcohol he'd consumed...

''Yeah...and...and remember that one time we unmasked the Grim Reaper and he turned out to be the Mayor... Who
was haunting the city because....because...I forget.... that was a crazy night... the stuff that night must have been laced.''

The Mystery Machine drove on through the night....Fred continuously glanced through his re-view mirror...
''You ladies better not put your cloths back on!'''
Seated in the back were Daphne and Velma, stripped naked and sprawled on the floor for use of urination disposal.

''Yo Shaggy man, pass that joint over here...'', Fred inquired.
''Shit Fred, you've smoked 5 already, and had 8 cans of beer...', Shaggy replied.
''Shaggy...you've lost your mind... I don't remember that.''....
Shaggy shrugged his shoulders, ''Exactly...''

''FRED! WATCH OUT!''', Daphne shouted from the floor of the Mystery Machines floor...
''Shut yer trap piss rug!''', he replied.
''ZOIKS! Fred! Theres a giant salamander man in the road!''', Shaggy interupted.
''Does he want a beer?''
''He didn't ask...''
''Well Shag, what kind of cool dudes would we be if we didn't share some of the Mystery Wagons love?''
''You're right...'', Shag admitted, ''I'm gonna ask the big ugly Salamander man if he wants a beer.''

Shaggy gets out of the Mystery Machine and approaches the 8 foot lizard...
''Hey there, would you like a... ''
Within seconds the Salamander whips his tail forward, decapitating Shaggy in an instance...The Salamander advances and
approaches the Mystery Machine.

''Holy Vietnam hippies... Scooby! Get up front... a lizard just killed Shaggy... we've gotta get outta here...''
Two double doors open in the back, Scooby arises from the smoke-filled area behind him.
''Roooby Roooby Roo-'', Scooby is cut off by a hacking cough. Scooby then looks forward to see the Reptile approaching.
'' Riant Rizzard Rommin Ror Rus! RUN!''........ At the time Fred never understood a word... So he sat there trying to maybe
decipher this language he presumed to be of Scooby's ancestory...However he did understand that last word...
The gang (what was left) pushed the pedal down and speeded back to L.A. where they would force Daphne and Velma
into making a few porno movies for more cash...This way they could also score free drugs. As they drove towards the sunset
Fred put his arm around Scooby... ''This has been a really ''RUCKED'' up night, eh SCOOB?''.... Scooby laughed, nodding
his head... ''Reary Rucked up... Reary...''