Chapter Two!
Forgot the
Disclaimer last time
Disclaimer: I don't
own pokemon, Zelda, the boy bands, or any of the singers in this story.
Ahem……
Link stuffs
himself silly and becomes dumb(again)
Link: Which way to
the place containing these medicine called "food"?
PsychoLink: Try to
force me to tell you.
Link: I will force
Malon to sing!
Malon: Oh c'mon….
PsychoLink: I
bought a pair of extra strong earplugs and earmuffs.
Link: What are
those? Food?
PsychoLink: Put
them on and you can't hear!
Navi: HEY!
Link and
PsychoLink: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Navi:
ifoundoutthattheultimateevilthatcreatedtheboybandswerecreaturesnamebritneysphearsandchristinaaquialraandthecreaterofpokemonissatoshitajirirsother.
Link: So you
located the main evil. So… to the supermarket!!!
PsychoLink: You
still don't know where it is.
Link: Where or
else I'll poison you with my high-pitch song!!!!
PsychoLink:
EEEKKKK!!!! Ok, right there points
Meanwhile, at
the hospital….
Doctor: Hmm… she's
in really bad shape. It's gonna cost her 45,000 dollars to get her through the
operation.
Saria: Dollars?
Nurse: yes, it's
money.
Saria: All I have
are rupees. holds out a handful of rupees.
Doctor: Good
enough. Here, drink this.
Glug,glug,glug
ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Saria: OHOHOHOHO
IT STINGS OWOWOWOWOw……. Hey know it's better thanks doc! Now I have to go.
Doctor:
MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY oh what? Oh your welcome heheheheheh…
Now, at the
supermarket
Link: Those evil
beings forged of steel, no doubt they where infested by the
spores of the dark
ones. It's a good thing I slayed them.
PsychoLink:
Actually, their called "cars" and we use them as transportation, and you killed
innocent people inside them you jackass.
Link: Makes sense.
Now I see a can labeled "dog food". Hmmm… food made from
dogs? You people
are crazy. But, its food. So I'll need it. Has a steel plating
over it.
PsychoLink: Yes,
the metal can is to keep it fresh, and it's food for dogs, not
food made of dogs.
The foods all the way over there, in the aisle. Points.
Link: They don't
say food on it, so this is the only one. hookshots the can, and eats the
food. MMM.. my tongue is having a feeling that feels good. Must eat more. eats
a lot more. Tummy bigger, wonder why.
PsychoLink: From
all the food.
Link: Well, me
ready to go whack bad guys.
PsychoLink: Oh
good you ate the brain power decreasing kind….. uh oh…
END CHAPTER 2
So, whaddaya
think? Flames will be used to thaw out Zora's domain.
Stuff: Will Link
regain his brain power? Find out in some other chapter!
