Chapter Two

Chapter Two!

Forgot the Disclaimer last time

Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon, Zelda, the boy bands, or any of the singers in this story.

Ahem……

Link stuffs himself silly and becomes dumb(again)

On the road

Link: Which way to the place containing these medicine called "food"?

PsychoLink: Try to force me to tell you.

Link: I will force Malon to sing!

Malon: Oh c'mon….

PsychoLink: I bought a pair of extra strong earplugs and earmuffs.

Link: What are those? Food?

PsychoLink: Put them on and you can't hear!

Navi: HEY!

Link and PsychoLink: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Navi:

ifoundoutthattheultimateevilthatcreatedtheboybandswerecreaturesnamebritneysphearsandchristinaaquialraandthecreaterofpokemonissatoshitajirirsother.

Link: So you located the main evil. So… to the supermarket!!!

PsychoLink: You still don't know where it is.

Link: Where or else I'll poison you with my high-pitch song!!!!

PsychoLink: EEEKKKK!!!! Ok, right there points

Meanwhile, at the hospital….

Doctor: Hmm… she's in really bad shape. It's gonna cost her 45,000 dollars to get her through the operation.

Saria: Dollars?

Nurse: yes, it's money.

Saria: All I have are rupees. holds out a handful of rupees.

Doctor: Good enough. Here, drink this.

Glug,glug,glug ahhhhhhhhh!!!

Saria: OHOHOHOHO IT STINGS OWOWOWOWOw……. Hey know it's better thanks doc! Now I have to go.

Doctor: MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY oh what? Oh your welcome heheheheheh…

Now, at the supermarket

Link: Those evil beings forged of steel, no doubt they where infested by the

spores of the dark ones. It's a good thing I slayed them.

PsychoLink: Actually, their called "cars" and we use them as transportation, and you killed innocent people inside them you jackass.

Link: Makes sense. Now I see a can labeled "dog food". Hmmm… food made from

dogs? You people are crazy. But, its food. So I'll need it. Has a steel plating

over it.

PsychoLink: Yes, the metal can is to keep it fresh, and it's food for dogs, not

food made of dogs. The foods all the way over there, in the aisle. Points.

Link: They don't say food on it, so this is the only one. hookshots the can, and eats the food. MMM.. my tongue is having a feeling that feels good. Must eat more. eats a lot more. Tummy bigger, wonder why.

PsychoLink: From all the food.

Link: Well, me ready to go whack bad guys.

PsychoLink: Oh good you ate the brain power decreasing kind….. uh oh…

END CHAPTER 2

So, whaddaya think? Flames will be used to thaw out Zora's domain.

Stuff: Will Link regain his brain power? Find out in some other chapter!