Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, the boy bands, pokemon, or any singers.

Temple of the Pokemon

In what's left of the super market

Link: Ughhh….. tummy….feel….funny. BAAAAAARRRRRFFFF

PsychoLink: Ewwwwwwww……..

Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!

PsychoLink: One more time and….. (grabs an AK-47 that appeared out of nowhere) bang.

Navi: thefirsttemple,templeofpokemonisatjapan.

Link: Oh yeah, now I remember, I was going to stop evil.

PsychoLink: But first we have to get you some IQ pills, but I am out of author land. I am no longer to conjure up pills.

Link: What?

While PsychoLink tried to explain simple enough to register into Link's brain, somebody slipped a chest behind him.

PsychoLink: Hey a chest! Lets see, what's inside….

Dun Dun Dun DUUUUUUN!!!!! You got ten IQ pills! You can raise you IQ now!!!!

PsychoLink: Wow……. Here Link take 5 of them, I'll take five.

Link: Mmm….chocalatey goodness…… I SHALL STAND VICTOURIOUS, I SHALL DEFEAT THE PIECES OF SHIT!!!!

PsychoLink: Ok, he's back to normal. Uh-oh, or should I say, good.

Link: What?

PsychoLink: Well, my IQ was already 9999, and I only needed worn more IQ point and TAADAAAAAA!!!! Psychic powers.

Link: Psychic? You mean magic?

PsychoLink: Sorta. Lets fly!!

WEEEEEEEEEE all the way to Japan.

PsychoLink: There it is, the Temple of Pokemon. Enter.

Link: What??

PsychoLink: Go in.

Link: Oh, OK.

Our heroes go in. Will they survive?

Link: EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!! It's a bug!!!!

PsychoLink: I once had the pokevirus. I think its called a "Spinnarak". How come you're afraid of bugs? You fought tons of them.

Link: You don't know how much I get paid for this hero business, do you?

PsychoLink: Uhh…. Ok. So kill it

Link: No. I'm not getting payed.

PsychoLink: Oh all right (*Squishes it under his foot*)

At the boss chamber.

PsychoLink: What? I'M the author…..how can a lazy author do this when I'm not lazy and I'm the author?

Omnious Voice: HAHAHAHA.

Link: What?

Ominous Voice: (*Reveals himself to be……PsychoLink!!!!*)You see, I am you. I just cloned myself and put you in story land. Now continue with the story.

PsychoLink: All right.

GIANT MUTATED FREAK

SATOSHI TAJIRI

Tajiri: Mwahahahaha, I'll send my pet pikachu first!!!!!

PsychoLink: No prob. (*Grabs AK-47 and starts blasting pikachu to bits*)

Tajiri: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My soul was released!!!!

At the Un-Sacred Realm

Tajiri: The pikachu was holding my brain. I have no clue why I said my soul was released, but here.

YOU GOT THE POKEMON MEDALLION! TAJIRI AWOKEN AS A SAGE AND ADDS HIS POWERS TO YOU!!!

Link: Hey wait, YOU killed his pikachu. So YOU get paid, not me.

PsychoLink: True, true.

Link: NOOOOOOOO I WAS GETTING PAID SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH PER BOSS!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

PsychoLink: Shut up.

Tajiri: Just say a pokemon name while holding the medallion and a pokemon will come and help you fight!!!

PsychoLink: Thanks Tajiri!! (Stupid useless piece of crap).

End Chapter 3

So whaddaya think? Flames will be used to thaw zora's domain, and be put in bottles for provided warmth.

Stuff: Will any of the other characters make another appearance? Find out on the next chapter: Temple of N'sync Wait till next time!!!!