Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I
don't own Zelda, the boy bands, pokemon, or any singers.
In what's left of
the super market
Link: Ughhh…..
tummy….feel….funny. BAAAAAARRRRRFFFF
PsychoLink:
Ewwwwwwww……..
Navi: HEY! LOOK!
LISTEN!
PsychoLink: One
more time and….. (grabs an AK-47 that appeared out of nowhere) bang.
Navi:
thefirsttemple,templeofpokemonisatjapan.
Link: Oh yeah, now
I remember, I was going to stop evil.
PsychoLink: But
first we have to get you some IQ pills, but I am out of author land. I am no
longer to conjure up pills.
Link: What?
While PsychoLink tried to explain simple enough to register into Link's brain, somebody slipped a chest behind him.
PsychoLink: Hey a
chest! Lets see, what's inside….
Dun Dun Dun DUUUUUUN!!!!! You got ten IQ pills! You can raise you IQ now!!!!
PsychoLink: Wow…….
Here Link take 5 of them, I'll take five.
Link:
Mmm….chocalatey goodness…… I SHALL STAND VICTOURIOUS, I SHALL DEFEAT THE PIECES
OF SHIT!!!!
PsychoLink: Ok,
he's back to normal. Uh-oh, or should I say, good.
Link: What?
PsychoLink: Well,
my IQ was already 9999, and I only needed worn more IQ point and TAADAAAAAA!!!!
Psychic powers.
Link: Psychic? You
mean magic?
PsychoLink: Sorta.
Lets fly!!
WEEEEEEEEEE all
the way to Japan.
PsychoLink: There
it is, the Temple of Pokemon. Enter.
Link: What??
PsychoLink: Go in.
Link: Oh, OK.
Our heroes go
in. Will they survive?
Link:
EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!! It's a bug!!!!
PsychoLink: I once
had the pokevirus. I think its called a "Spinnarak". How come you're afraid of
bugs? You fought tons of them.
Link: You don't
know how much I get paid for this hero business, do you?
PsychoLink: Uhh….
Ok. So kill it
Link: No. I'm not
getting payed.
PsychoLink: Oh all
right (*Squishes it under his foot*)
At the boss chamber.
PsychoLink: What?
I'M the author…..how can a lazy author do this when I'm not lazy and I'm the
author?
Omnious Voice:
HAHAHAHA.
Link: What?
Ominous Voice:
(*Reveals himself to be……PsychoLink!!!!*)You see, I am you. I just cloned myself
and put you in story land. Now continue with the story.
PsychoLink: All
right.
SATOSHI TAJIRI
Tajiri:
Mwahahahaha, I'll send my pet pikachu first!!!!!
PsychoLink: No
prob. (*Grabs AK-47 and starts blasting pikachu to bits*)
Tajiri:
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My soul was released!!!!
Tajiri: The
pikachu was holding my brain. I have no clue why I said my soul was released,
but here.
YOU GOT THE POKEMON MEDALLION! TAJIRI AWOKEN AS A SAGE AND ADDS HIS POWERS TO YOU!!!
Link: Hey wait,
YOU killed his pikachu. So YOU get paid, not me.
PsychoLink: True,
true.
Link: NOOOOOOOO I
WAS GETTING PAID SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH PER BOSS!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
PsychoLink: Shut
up.
Tajiri: Just say a
pokemon name while holding the medallion and a pokemon will come and help you
fight!!!
PsychoLink: Thanks
Tajiri!! (Stupid useless piece of crap).
So whaddaya think?
Flames will be used to thaw zora's domain, and be put in bottles for provided warmth.
Stuff: Will any of
the other characters make another appearance? Find out on the next chapter: Temple of N'sync Wait till next
time!!!!
