"I write Short Shorts!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I also borrowed the dialouge from J.Micheal Strazynski's Babylon 5 movie Thirdspace to fit it into this fic. Consider it a cross over...sort of. Any lawyers looking for a lawsuit to file would have better luck chasing an ambulance!
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*singing* I write short shorts! She writes short shorts!
Chibi Nightheart: Here we are, once again. Another short for your entertainment.
Chibi Lilith-chan: Yay! I get to make a cameo! Chibi's and chocolate for everyone!
Chibi Nightheart: Hey, we're here to host a short, not hand out- oooh! Did you just say chocolate?
Chibi Lilith-chan: *nods* But none for you, you have work to do. And stay out of it, that's for the guests. *turns to audience* Anyone who reads the fic can help themselves to one of each.
Chibi Nightheart: oh, I see how it is. *pouts*
Chibi Lilith-chan: Hey, you already had some, you got a candy cane and a chibi Duo in my last posting.
Chibi Nightheart: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Okay then, I suppose it's all fair. Thanks to everyone who has reveiwed my fics and sent me emails. Oh, and StarLioness, you are more than welcome to help yourself to my song parodies.
Chibi Lilith-chan: Let's start the fic already!
Chibi Nightheart: Okay. Dim the lights and roll the opening credits.
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The scene opens on a snow-filled street just after dusk. Tiny snowflakes drift from the sky and each house is lit from within by the warm glow of Chrismassy togetherness.
A cheerfull, full-of-the-holiday-spirit team of carolers are making thier way from house to house, singing their Christmas cheer. Their problem is, they aren't particularly good at it and most of them singing so badly off key even the most polite cannot supress their winces. But still they continued, murdering Good King Wenselas and belieing the title silent night (we should all be so lucky.)
Now on this particular street there was a house, just as brightly and cheerfully lit, just as full of music and laughter as all the others. The only reason it's being mentioned is that this house belongs to one Lucretzia Noin.
Lucretzia had invited her best friend Sally Po over for a few drinks and some stories. They were doing the usual best girl-friend thing and consuming large amounts of sweets while simultaneously watching a movie and listening to the radio and talking with one another.
Sally was describing the new additions to her automatic machine gun collection to an amused Lucretzia who was diligently trying to figure out a new hairstyle for Sally. The doorbell rang and they both got up to go see who it was.
They were met by the sight of about fifteen people bundled up against the cold, crowding their doorway singing
"We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a meery Christmas, and a happy new year!"
Upon being faced with the onslaught of fifteen badly off-key carolers detirmined to shove holiday cheer down their throats whether they wanted it or not, Noin and Sally exchanged a look of horror. They knew from personal experience that the carolers were going to be there for another ten minutes at least singing bad enough to make the dog howl.
By the time the first song had finished, images of large fruitcakes from whatever dimension of Hell it was that they emerged from around the holiday armageddon falling onto the mass of chipper, grating-like- nails-on-a-chalkboard collection of (dare we call them) singers, danced in her head. They took the fact that she was smiling at the image as a sign of her approval, and continued, upping the amount of hail-fellow-and-well-met glee in their songs by increasing the volume.
After the third song Noin muttered to Sally
"Do you think anyone would notice if I killed a few of them?"
Sally paused to consider before murmuring back
"Well, that depends. How many?"
"Oh, I dunno...Ten?" she said hopefully.
"Oh yeah, they'd notice," Sally assured her, nodding her head.
Lucretzia reconsidered.
"Six?" she said expectantly.
A slow grin spread across Sally's face.
"Go for it."
Before Noin could reply a limo pulled up painted a lovely silvery-white and deposited one Relena Peacecraft with an armful of presents. The limo repainting had been Noin's Christmas gift to someone she considered the younger sister she'd never had after having to listen to one too many rants on the subject of how Relena was not a real big fan of pink.
Grinning, Noin pointed and said
"Hey look! There's Relena Peacecraft!"
The carolers all turned as one and with a maniacal gleam of holiday cheer-spreading in their eyes advanced on their new target. Relena backed away, very slowly trying not to make eye contact with them for they saw that as a sign of encouragement. When they started with their loud cat-in-heat caroling Relena shook her fist could be heard to yell
"Damn you Noiiin!"
Fade Out.
End.
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Chibi Nightheart: Well cue the theme song and roll the credits!
Chibi Relena: I hope you die. I hope you die a slow, lingering and painful death.
Chibi Lilith-chan: *snickers* I thought you liked Relena.
Chibi Nightheart: I do. However, the scene just wrote itself. Like on Babylon 5 anything can happen to anybody, at any time. (shameless B5 plug) The charactors I had picked out for them just fit do well with this dialougue. Noin as commander Ivanova, Sally as Doctor Frnklin. Perfect. Okay. You can all go back to your homes, there's nothing more to see.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I also borrowed the dialouge from J.Micheal Strazynski's Babylon 5 movie Thirdspace to fit it into this fic. Consider it a cross over...sort of. Any lawyers looking for a lawsuit to file would have better luck chasing an ambulance!
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*singing* I write short shorts! She writes short shorts!
Chibi Nightheart: Here we are, once again. Another short for your entertainment.
Chibi Lilith-chan: Yay! I get to make a cameo! Chibi's and chocolate for everyone!
Chibi Nightheart: Hey, we're here to host a short, not hand out- oooh! Did you just say chocolate?
Chibi Lilith-chan: *nods* But none for you, you have work to do. And stay out of it, that's for the guests. *turns to audience* Anyone who reads the fic can help themselves to one of each.
Chibi Nightheart: oh, I see how it is. *pouts*
Chibi Lilith-chan: Hey, you already had some, you got a candy cane and a chibi Duo in my last posting.
Chibi Nightheart: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Okay then, I suppose it's all fair. Thanks to everyone who has reveiwed my fics and sent me emails. Oh, and StarLioness, you are more than welcome to help yourself to my song parodies.
Chibi Lilith-chan: Let's start the fic already!
Chibi Nightheart: Okay. Dim the lights and roll the opening credits.
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The scene opens on a snow-filled street just after dusk. Tiny snowflakes drift from the sky and each house is lit from within by the warm glow of Chrismassy togetherness.
A cheerfull, full-of-the-holiday-spirit team of carolers are making thier way from house to house, singing their Christmas cheer. Their problem is, they aren't particularly good at it and most of them singing so badly off key even the most polite cannot supress their winces. But still they continued, murdering Good King Wenselas and belieing the title silent night (we should all be so lucky.)
Now on this particular street there was a house, just as brightly and cheerfully lit, just as full of music and laughter as all the others. The only reason it's being mentioned is that this house belongs to one Lucretzia Noin.
Lucretzia had invited her best friend Sally Po over for a few drinks and some stories. They were doing the usual best girl-friend thing and consuming large amounts of sweets while simultaneously watching a movie and listening to the radio and talking with one another.
Sally was describing the new additions to her automatic machine gun collection to an amused Lucretzia who was diligently trying to figure out a new hairstyle for Sally. The doorbell rang and they both got up to go see who it was.
They were met by the sight of about fifteen people bundled up against the cold, crowding their doorway singing
"We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a meery Christmas, and a happy new year!"
Upon being faced with the onslaught of fifteen badly off-key carolers detirmined to shove holiday cheer down their throats whether they wanted it or not, Noin and Sally exchanged a look of horror. They knew from personal experience that the carolers were going to be there for another ten minutes at least singing bad enough to make the dog howl.
By the time the first song had finished, images of large fruitcakes from whatever dimension of Hell it was that they emerged from around the holiday armageddon falling onto the mass of chipper, grating-like- nails-on-a-chalkboard collection of (dare we call them) singers, danced in her head. They took the fact that she was smiling at the image as a sign of her approval, and continued, upping the amount of hail-fellow-and-well-met glee in their songs by increasing the volume.
After the third song Noin muttered to Sally
"Do you think anyone would notice if I killed a few of them?"
Sally paused to consider before murmuring back
"Well, that depends. How many?"
"Oh, I dunno...Ten?" she said hopefully.
"Oh yeah, they'd notice," Sally assured her, nodding her head.
Lucretzia reconsidered.
"Six?" she said expectantly.
A slow grin spread across Sally's face.
"Go for it."
Before Noin could reply a limo pulled up painted a lovely silvery-white and deposited one Relena Peacecraft with an armful of presents. The limo repainting had been Noin's Christmas gift to someone she considered the younger sister she'd never had after having to listen to one too many rants on the subject of how Relena was not a real big fan of pink.
Grinning, Noin pointed and said
"Hey look! There's Relena Peacecraft!"
The carolers all turned as one and with a maniacal gleam of holiday cheer-spreading in their eyes advanced on their new target. Relena backed away, very slowly trying not to make eye contact with them for they saw that as a sign of encouragement. When they started with their loud cat-in-heat caroling Relena shook her fist could be heard to yell
"Damn you Noiiin!"
Fade Out.
End.
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Chibi Nightheart: Well cue the theme song and roll the credits!
Chibi Relena: I hope you die. I hope you die a slow, lingering and painful death.
Chibi Lilith-chan: *snickers* I thought you liked Relena.
Chibi Nightheart: I do. However, the scene just wrote itself. Like on Babylon 5 anything can happen to anybody, at any time. (shameless B5 plug) The charactors I had picked out for them just fit do well with this dialougue. Noin as commander Ivanova, Sally as Doctor Frnklin. Perfect. Okay. You can all go back to your homes, there's nothing more to see.
