*singing* "I Write Short Shorts"
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. It's not mine...I say this now so that any bloodthirsty layer looking for a lawsuit can't sue me. Go chase and ambulance or something!
Chibi Nightheart: *singing* I write short shorts! She writes short shorts!
Chibi Lilith-chan: Oh, will you stop it all ready?! And what the heck took you so long?! You haven't posted a new story in weeks!!
Chibi Nightheart: Well it wasn't my fault! My computer is acting up and it won't let me stay on the internet long enough to post anything! I do however have lots of first parts to post. I'll get them up as soon as humanly possible, actually as soon as computerly possible! *laughs*
Chibi Lilith-chan: *rolls eyes* Oy! Why me?
Chibi Nightheart: I've got an upcoming two-part New Years fic called "Midnight Kiss" on the way. It will be HYRP. I've also got a the first part in my story "A Day in the Strife" almost comepletely transcribed to computer-
Chibi Lilith-chan: Are you certain that it will fit? It is a pretty long story...
Chibi Nightheart: That's why I'm breaking it up into parts. The first part should be ready for posting...sometime in January. I also started a new series called "A Distant Star" and-
Chibi Lilith-chan: *gasps!* You started a new series and you didn't tell me about it?! *sniffles*
Chibi Nightheart: I thought it up over break! Sorry. Here, have a chibi of Wufei.
Chibi Lilith-chan: Why would I want him? I don't even really like him that much...
Chibi Nightheart: *smiles cheerfully* You can burn him in effigy!
Chibi Lilith-chan: Cool.
Muse: Hey you two! Enough talking! Let's get this fic started already!
Chibi Lilith-chan and Chibi Nightheart: *contrite* Okay.
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This Short addresses the age-old question "what would the gundam cast say in answer to lightbulb jokes?" Let's find out.
Author: "How many Gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Heero Yuy: *hauls out gun* "I will eliminate all lightbulbs." *tries to shoot lightbulb but can't* "What's wrong with me?!"
Author: *sweatdrops* *sneaks away*
Author: "How many Gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Duo Maxwell: "I, the indestructable Shinigami shall change this lightbulb!" *Takes out lightbulb and accidentally shocks himself with the lightsocket* *hair poofs out into a 'fro taller than he is* "Aiiieee!! My hair! How will I ever get it back in my braid now?!?!"
Author: "How many gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Trowa Barton: "..."
Author: Ummm...Hello? Trowa? Oh forget it. *walks off*
Author:"How many Gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Quatre Raberba Winner: "I'll be more than happy to help you change that light bulb-
Maguanac Corps: No Master Quatre! It's too dangerous, you should not be taking such risks. Let us do this for you instead Master Quatre.
Quatre: Ummm, okay. If you guys really want to, thanks.
Rachiid: Allow me to bring you some tea to refresh you after your exerting offer of assistance.
Quatre: That's really not-
Rachiid: Come men, we must not rest until we have changed this bulb for master Quatre.
Quatre: Gee, now isn't that nice of them.
*in the bachground the magaunac corps are fighting over the privilage being the one to change the lightbulb for Master Quatre.*
Author:"How many Gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Wufei Chang: The lightbulb is weak! Weak! If it were full of integrity and justice, it would have been able to stay lit! It is a weak bulb and Chang Wufei does not change weak lightbulbs!"
Author: *sweatdrops*
Author: "How many Pacifists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Relena Peacecraft: "I don't know myself, but I'm certain I can find out for you...Pagan, please put that on my agenda for today, I think it will fit right in between the Summit Peace talks and that treaty with the neighboring Kingdom."
Author: Ummm, it was a joke.
Relena Peacecraft: Oh. Right. So, how many pacifists /does/ it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Author: No one knows. Their kingdoms always fall before they can finish the job. *starts laughing*
Relena Peacecraft: *sweatdrops* Ummm, better not let my brother hear you say that. He's kinda touchy about that sort of thing.
Author: How many Gundam pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Howard: Well me and my technitions can have that bulb changed for you in a jiffy. That might be why I can never seem to see anything around here.
Author: Or it might be the sunglasses...
Author: How many Gundam pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Mariemaia Kushrenada: I will not tolerate your disrespectful words. Troops! Destroy her! And bring me another pair of knee-high socks!
Author: Aiiee! Run away! Run away! *runs for it*
Author: How many Preventors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Zechs: What better to put out fires than Wind?
Author: But doesn't wind, oh I dunno, make fires bigger?
Zechs: Could be. *sweatdrops*
Author: How many Preventors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sally Po: *grins* It depends, the Preventors hire incompetent electricians to change the lightbulbs.
Author: How many Treize Faction soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Noin: Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to go look up how Master Treize did it.
Author: How many Preventors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lady Une: None, the President doesn't give us enough funding to change the lightbulbs. Damned Beuracracy, it's enough to split my personalities again!
Author: How many circus clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Catherine: Seven, and they all have to climb into that tiny car. And then I get to throw knives at them while they change the bulb, great entertainment huh?
Author: Works for me.
Author: How many ex-OZ soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hilde: I must get this lightbulb to the people on board the Peacemillion! I'm ready to die at any time to protect the colonies!
Author: How many Romafeller yuppies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dorothy: *gets psychotic war gleam in her eye* I'm sure all of the people attemting to change the lightbulb will be remembered as noble sacrifices to our cause. *clasps hands* Oh, it will be beautiful!
Author: *shudders*
Author: How many OZ soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
OZ soldier: At least 23. One to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder,three to stand around giving useless advice, two supervisors,
one manager, three security personel waving their arms, intoning "keep moving, keep moving", two accountants and and a minimum of 10 rubberneckers.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. It's not mine...I say this now so that any bloodthirsty layer looking for a lawsuit can't sue me. Go chase and ambulance or something!
Chibi Nightheart: *singing* I write short shorts! She writes short shorts!
Chibi Lilith-chan: Oh, will you stop it all ready?! And what the heck took you so long?! You haven't posted a new story in weeks!!
Chibi Nightheart: Well it wasn't my fault! My computer is acting up and it won't let me stay on the internet long enough to post anything! I do however have lots of first parts to post. I'll get them up as soon as humanly possible, actually as soon as computerly possible! *laughs*
Chibi Lilith-chan: *rolls eyes* Oy! Why me?
Chibi Nightheart: I've got an upcoming two-part New Years fic called "Midnight Kiss" on the way. It will be HYRP. I've also got a the first part in my story "A Day in the Strife" almost comepletely transcribed to computer-
Chibi Lilith-chan: Are you certain that it will fit? It is a pretty long story...
Chibi Nightheart: That's why I'm breaking it up into parts. The first part should be ready for posting...sometime in January. I also started a new series called "A Distant Star" and-
Chibi Lilith-chan: *gasps!* You started a new series and you didn't tell me about it?! *sniffles*
Chibi Nightheart: I thought it up over break! Sorry. Here, have a chibi of Wufei.
Chibi Lilith-chan: Why would I want him? I don't even really like him that much...
Chibi Nightheart: *smiles cheerfully* You can burn him in effigy!
Chibi Lilith-chan: Cool.
Muse: Hey you two! Enough talking! Let's get this fic started already!
Chibi Lilith-chan and Chibi Nightheart: *contrite* Okay.
****************************************
This Short addresses the age-old question "what would the gundam cast say in answer to lightbulb jokes?" Let's find out.
Author: "How many Gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Heero Yuy: *hauls out gun* "I will eliminate all lightbulbs." *tries to shoot lightbulb but can't* "What's wrong with me?!"
Author: *sweatdrops* *sneaks away*
Author: "How many Gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Duo Maxwell: "I, the indestructable Shinigami shall change this lightbulb!" *Takes out lightbulb and accidentally shocks himself with the lightsocket* *hair poofs out into a 'fro taller than he is* "Aiiieee!! My hair! How will I ever get it back in my braid now?!?!"
Author: "How many gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Trowa Barton: "..."
Author: Ummm...Hello? Trowa? Oh forget it. *walks off*
Author:"How many Gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Quatre Raberba Winner: "I'll be more than happy to help you change that light bulb-
Maguanac Corps: No Master Quatre! It's too dangerous, you should not be taking such risks. Let us do this for you instead Master Quatre.
Quatre: Ummm, okay. If you guys really want to, thanks.
Rachiid: Allow me to bring you some tea to refresh you after your exerting offer of assistance.
Quatre: That's really not-
Rachiid: Come men, we must not rest until we have changed this bulb for master Quatre.
Quatre: Gee, now isn't that nice of them.
*in the bachground the magaunac corps are fighting over the privilage being the one to change the lightbulb for Master Quatre.*
Author:"How many Gundam Pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Wufei Chang: The lightbulb is weak! Weak! If it were full of integrity and justice, it would have been able to stay lit! It is a weak bulb and Chang Wufei does not change weak lightbulbs!"
Author: *sweatdrops*
Author: "How many Pacifists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Relena Peacecraft: "I don't know myself, but I'm certain I can find out for you...Pagan, please put that on my agenda for today, I think it will fit right in between the Summit Peace talks and that treaty with the neighboring Kingdom."
Author: Ummm, it was a joke.
Relena Peacecraft: Oh. Right. So, how many pacifists /does/ it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Author: No one knows. Their kingdoms always fall before they can finish the job. *starts laughing*
Relena Peacecraft: *sweatdrops* Ummm, better not let my brother hear you say that. He's kinda touchy about that sort of thing.
Author: How many Gundam pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Howard: Well me and my technitions can have that bulb changed for you in a jiffy. That might be why I can never seem to see anything around here.
Author: Or it might be the sunglasses...
Author: How many Gundam pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Mariemaia Kushrenada: I will not tolerate your disrespectful words. Troops! Destroy her! And bring me another pair of knee-high socks!
Author: Aiiee! Run away! Run away! *runs for it*
Author: How many Preventors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Zechs: What better to put out fires than Wind?
Author: But doesn't wind, oh I dunno, make fires bigger?
Zechs: Could be. *sweatdrops*
Author: How many Preventors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sally Po: *grins* It depends, the Preventors hire incompetent electricians to change the lightbulbs.
Author: How many Treize Faction soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Noin: Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to go look up how Master Treize did it.
Author: How many Preventors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lady Une: None, the President doesn't give us enough funding to change the lightbulbs. Damned Beuracracy, it's enough to split my personalities again!
Author: How many circus clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Catherine: Seven, and they all have to climb into that tiny car. And then I get to throw knives at them while they change the bulb, great entertainment huh?
Author: Works for me.
Author: How many ex-OZ soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hilde: I must get this lightbulb to the people on board the Peacemillion! I'm ready to die at any time to protect the colonies!
Author: How many Romafeller yuppies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dorothy: *gets psychotic war gleam in her eye* I'm sure all of the people attemting to change the lightbulb will be remembered as noble sacrifices to our cause. *clasps hands* Oh, it will be beautiful!
Author: *shudders*
Author: How many OZ soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
OZ soldier: At least 23. One to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder,three to stand around giving useless advice, two supervisors,
one manager, three security personel waving their arms, intoning "keep moving, keep moving", two accountants and and a minimum of 10 rubberneckers.
