Semi-Author: Bad Cutlery

Semi-Author: Bad Cutlery

Title: The Celibacy Test

Rating: R, for "debatable" content

Warnings and Notes: Non-yaoi and yaoi, another rip straight off of the same site as "Men and Toilets" http://www.adolescentadulthood.com. (It's a wonderful thing people), sexual humor. Yeah, yeah, I know I don't own GW, it sucks for me.

The Celibacy Test

The Monsignor tells three young candidates for the priesthood, Duo, Wufei and Trowa, that they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.

The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress. A small bell is tied to each man's organ.

In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate, Wufei.

*Ting-a-ling* goes the little bell...

"Oh Wufei," says the Monsignor. "I am so disappointed in your lack of control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness." Wufei leaves, looking ashamed.

The dancer then continues, slowly dancing around the second candidate, Trowa, peeling off the layers of her veils. As the last veil drops…

*Ting-a-ling* goes the little bell...

"Trowa, Trowa," sighs the Monsignor. "You, too, are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."

The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate. Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils, but the third candidate remains unmoved.

"Duo, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a great priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the shower."

*Ting-a-ling*