Cast of Characters:
Tai Kamiya - Katherine Minola (the "shrew")
Kari Kamiya - Bianca Minola (the younger daughter)
Ken Ichiouji - Gremio (a suitor to Bianca)
T.K. Takaishi - Hortensio (a suitor to Bianca)
Davis Motomiya - Lucentio (a suitor to Bianca)
Cody Hida - Tranio (Lucentio's servant)
Matt Ishida - Petruchio
Joe Kido - Grumio (Pretruchio's friend)
Davis: I'm so bored! There's nothing to do here! I thought there would be snacks...
Ken: We told you, Davis, we were doing research today on the developments in the Digiworld, and we weren't going to come to school on a Saturday just to play around.
Davis: But I thought we were going to eat, and I gave Demiveemon my breakfast!
Cody: Mi perdonato, gentle master mine.
I am in all affected as yourself,
Glad that you thus continue your resolve
To suck the sweets of sweet philosophy.
Davis: WHAT did you say???
T.K.: I think Cody's hungry, too. Maybe we should get some pizza, or something.
Ken: Maybe you're right. Let's go.
Cody: Master! Some show to welcome us to town!
T.K.: Cody's right! Someone's coming! Quick, close the computer program!
Ken: Hide!
Davis: How can you two UNDERSTAND that kid???
Tai: It wasn't my fault.
Kari: This isn't fair, and you know it! Why do I have to be punished because you can't find a girl?
Tai: First of all, you shouldn't be blaming me for what Mom and Dad decided. You heard Dad: "I firmly am resolved, you know, that is, not to bestow my youngest daughter..."
Kari: ...before you start dating; yeah, I know.
Tai: Secondly...what makes you think I'm looking for a girlfriend?
Kari: Tai!!! A boy? Mom and Dad would never approve!
Tai: And that's why I'm not dating.
Ken (hiding): Well, this has turned out to be quite a revealing encounter.
T.K. (hiding): I think we're learning a lot today.
Davis (hiding): And a lot more I didn't ever want to know!
Kari: But that doesn't help me any. You still have to date, boy or girl, or I'm never going to be able to date the guy I really like!
T.K. (hiding): Kari likes someone?
Davis (hiding): Do you think it could be one of us?
Ken (hiding): I sure hope so!
Tai: That, dear sister, is your problem. Not mine.
Kari: That is so unfair!
T.K.: Wow! So that's Tai's deal. I would've never guessed he liked guys!
Ken: And because he won't date girls, that's why Kari can't date guys...namely, one of us.
T.K.: So what are we going to do about it? We have to do something.
Davis: GUYS!! Can't we talk about this after we have something to eat? [T.K. and Ken ignore Davis.]
Ken: Well, we know that Tai won't go out with any girls; he only likes boys.
T.K.: And his parents won't accept him dating a boy, se even is he does get a boyfriend, his parents will won't let Kari date one of us.
Davis: Hey guys, I love Kari just about as much as the next guy, but right now, I'm loving the idea of chowing down on some pizzas much more.
Cody: I pray, sir, tell me, is it possible
That love should of a sudden take hold?
Davis: Would you QUIT talking like that?
Ken: I got an idea! WWe need a guy that Tai will like...
T.K.: That will tolerate Tai.
Ken: ...and who can pass for a girl, so that his parents will think he's Tai's girlfriend!
T.K.: And then Kari will be able to date!
Davis: I don't really like this idea. Where are we going to find a guy who'll go along with this?
T.K.: Oh, I got just the boy we're looking for...
Davis: Well, I still don't buy it. I don't know about you guys, but I'm out of this.
Ken: Suit yourself. But we're going to go set our plan in motion.
Davis: Hey, bring back some pizza! [Davis sighs, and turns his attentions to Cody.] That sounds like that stupidest scheme to win Kari that I've ever heard! But, I have an even better scheme to make Kari fall in love with me!
Cody: I pray, awake, sir! If you love the maid,
Bend thoughts and wits to achieve her.
Davis: I said, stop talking like that! Anyway, here's my plan: since Kari isn't allowed to date me, I will become her computer tutor, I'll overwhelm her with my wonderful Davis charm, and then she will fall in love with me! Isn't that a great plan?
Cody: But sirrah, not for my sake, but your master's, I advise
You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies.
Davis: Huh?
Davis: Either way, I am off! Come on, Cody! If I'm going to win Kari's heart by being her computer tutor, I'm gonna have to learn a few things about computers!
[END SCENE]
