A
spaceship appeared suddenly and quickly landed in between Piccolo's house and
the other house. The wind from the
landing almost knocked everyone to the ground.
Out of the spaceship walked the
most beautiful alien one had ever seen. Her skin was shiny silver, she was tall, slender and well formed. She looked as if she was wearing a tight
silver suit. Her hair was a midnight blue and it was styled in a Japanese
style. Her eyes were also a midnight
blue, but they were the eyes of a human, except instead of having pupils, they
were all blue.
All the men could do was
stare.
"Oh, my go….." Goku breathed,
then got slapped in the back of the head by Karen.
"Don't you go staring at other
women!" Karen warned.
"I am Azefree. I bring love to you." The alien said softly with the unmistakable
voice of Frieza.
"Like hell you do! I knew your father and I know he would never
send you to bring peace! Why, I even
remember when I fought him!" Vegeta yelled proudly.
"Yeah, nice running." Goku
laughed.
"Quiet, Kakarott!" Vegeta
hissed.
"Alright. Now that you know my purpose to come here,
then let's just get it over with. I
haven't got all day and there are twelve aliens waiting for me at home!" Azefree snapped.
"Sailor scouts, transform!" one of the guys screamed.
"PLUTO POWER MAKE UP!!!"
"SATURN POWER MAKE UP!!!"
"MERCURY POWER MAKE UP!!!"
"MARS POWER MAKE UP!!!"
"JUPITER POWER MAKE UP!!!"
"VENUS POWER MAKE UP!!!"
"MOON CRISIS POWER MAKE UP!!!"
With beams and flashes of light,
there stood the sailor scouts, more beautiful than ever before in the mixture
of golden light and eternal darkness.
"We are the Sailor Scouts of
love and justice! And on behalf of the
moon and planets Mercury, Mars, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, and Pluto…" Yuki began.
"We will punish you!" all of the
senshi cried.
"I'm sorry, girls, you must have
the wrong address. The fashion show is
two blocks down the street and if you think you and those little tutu-skirts
are going to defeat me, then you are more stupid than those ugly-ass outfits."
Azefree spat.
"Hey, I didn't design these
outfits!" Yuki denied.
"Yeah, I did!" Karen spoke up,
then blushed.
"Well, I don't give a flying
fuck who made them, but I'm determined to deteriorate them!" Azefree told them. "Now, I will kill you."
"Kamehameha!" Goku shouted.
"Yoroo Koree!" Azefree shouted.
Azefree's Night Ice threw Goku
twenty feet.
"Goku, are you alright?" Sailor
Pluto yelled and ran to him.
"Watch, out, Karen, she is
strong." Was all he could say.
The senshi gathered to try and
devise a plan.
"Alright, she wasn't scratched
by Goku's 'Kamehameha", so she must be seriously strong. I think that we should have all the guys go
Super Saiyan as high as they can, whatever that is. It may be four, five or two, but whatever is their
strongest." Yuki devised.
"And what about us?" Lacia asked.
"We will all hold hands and
concentrate, say our powers, then yell 'Sailor Planet Power!' That is our strongest attack." Yuki figured.
"Wait a second. I have an idea. Why don't we weaken her up by attacking her individually first,
then do the 'sailor planet power' thing." Sammy asked.
"Yeah, let's do that!" Yuki
said.
"Yeah!" Jodi and Yuki shouted at
the same time.
"Oh, wait! I left my moon staff at home! Damn it!" Yuki cried.
"Save your power for the real
battle." Sarah told her.
"Excuse me, but I don't have all
day and if your conference is over and you're done sipping your damn tea, then
I would think it's about time for me to kick your asses!" Azefree shouted
impatiently.
"All right!!! God! You were definitely not born with the skill
of patience!" Sammy called.
The sailor scouts lined up.
[enter the song from Sailor Moon
"Here I'm standing in the night. My crescent wand, the only light…"]
"MERCURY AQUA RHAPSODY!!!"
"JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!!!"
"VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!!!"
"MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!"
"DEAD SCREAM!!!"
All of the powers were
released. An explosion lit the land and
sky.
For a few minutes, all was
silent and it was hoped that Azefree was dead.
"She's gone! That was easy!" Karen shouted.
"No, you idiot, she is not. If I know Freiza, then I know Azefree. She won't die easy." Vegeta snarled.
As, he had suspected, Azefree
was standing right there in a cloud of dust, unharmed except for one scratch under
her right eye that oozed purple blood.
"Oh, shit! Mercury, check her
out on your computer! Where are her weaknesses?" Sailor Mars yelled.
Lacia punched Azefree in on her
computer.
"She, uh, has…." Lacia
stuttered.
"What?!?" they all screamed in
unison.
"She has… no weaknesses…
whatsoever." Lacia whispered.
"You don't know what you're
dealing with!" Azefree laughed.
Trunks rushed at her
unsuspectedly and sliced at her with his sword. It cut a surprising chunk out of her leg.
"You son of a bitch!" she
shrieked, sounding exactly like Freiza and some of the men even had flashbacks
from the fight so long ago with Freiza.
"You will never mess with my
friends, nor my love, Sloan! I will
fight for her!" Trunks screamed and took out a chunk of her tail.
"Enough! I will fight to my entire potential! You
kids will die!" Azefree threatened.
Azefree placed her forefinger on
Trunks' head.
"No!!! Trunks!!! Watch out for the damn beam!" Vegeta
shouted, remembering the way so many people were killed on that day long ago.
But the beam went straight through his head and he
fell lifelessly to the ground.
"TRUNKS!!! NO!!!" Sloan screamed bloody murder and ran to her dead love.
Vegeta shut his eyes and a tears streamed silently
down his face.
"Trunks!! Please!!! Wake up!! Oh, God, help!" Sloan
sobbed over the cold body that lay on the ground.
Karen walked over and pried Sloan, who kicked and
screamed in refusal, away from Trunks. Vegeta pulled away from Sarah and walked over to his son. He examined the hole through his head.
"Vegeta…" Sarah began.
He picked him up and took his body to an outside
bench. Vegeta laid him down and cried.
After many reckless minutes of weeping, Vegeta stood
up and started some sort of growl deep down in his throat. It became louder and louder until he was
screaming.
He began to glow and sweat dripped down his huge
cranium. His hair shot out from his
head. It became a foot longer. And
blonder than it had ever been.
"AZEFREE!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR ALL THE FUCKING THINGS THAT YOU, YOUR FATHER AND ANYONE
ELSE IN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY HAVE EVER FUCKING DONE!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta snarled. "I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED
OF RUNNING, SO I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!!!"
"Ooh, I'm so scared, I think I shit my pants. You know, running is still an option."
Azefree commented sarcastically.
"I'm going to fight you like the son-of-a-bitch that
I am!" Vegeta laughed evilly, wiping
the tears from his eyes.
Vegeta was at his highest point of power. He was Super Saiyan 5.
He rushed at Azefree, knocking her off guard, then
kicking her to the stomach, face and breast, knocking the wind out of her. She fell to the ground, coughing and
sputtering.
"Whatcha gonna do about it? Oh, I know. You're a bitch. Go ahead and bitch-slap me! I dare you!" Vegeta laughed.
"Vegeta!" Sailor Venus shouted.
"Sarah, all we can do now is help him." Lacia told
her.
"How?" she asked. "Oh, I know. Thanks, Lacia."
"VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!!!" Venus cried and
aimed it at Azefree.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Azefree screeched so loud
that it stopped everything aimed at her and threw everyone back three
feet.
As Azefree got up, her stomach bled purple, as well
as her mouth.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" she screamed and shot a beam so
fast that almost nobody could detect it. It bolted straight through Vegeta's neck. Blood sprayed from his neck as he gargled on it and fell with a
tremendous shudder.
"VEGETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sarah screamed
louder than anyone had ever heard her (which was unbelievable).
She sat by him, sobbing and pounding on his chest
and giving him CPR, but he was dead.
"I'm so sorry, Sarah." Sammy told her.
"I can't live without him." Venus whispered and
walked over to Azefree. She grabbed
Azefree's forefinger and put it on her head.
"Kill me or I'll kill you, bitch." Sarah said.
The beam went through her head and she died with
such a smile.
"Sarah!" the
senshi cried. All of them had tears on
their cheeks.
Freiza's daughter stood, semi-bloody and with a
little smirk on her face.
Out of nowhere, Tuxedo Mask ran out.
"And where the hell have you been?" Yuki screamed.
"Actually, if you really want to know, I was on the
toilet, taking a shit. Hey, you said
you wanted to know!" Darien told her quietly. "So, what have I missed?"
"Trunks and Vegeta and Sarah… poor Sarah…"
"What?!?"
"They're dead." Yuki sobbed.
"Oh, shit." Darien muttered.
Karen stood, pissed off.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! GO TO HELL, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!" Karen's voice blared out over any other sound and even Piccolo shuddered at the horridness of it.
"DEAD SCREAM!!!!!" she shouted.
"Ha! Child's play! Now eat this!" Azefree yawned, shoving Pluto's power aside, then flickered a beam in her direction.
"KAREN!!! Watch out!" Goku shouted at the top of his lungs and hurled his body in the way of the laser.
It shot into his heart. The pain on Goku's face stuck in Karen's head like super glue. Karen wanted to cry out like the others did, but her blood ran cold and her breath escaped, leaving her with nothing but tears.
And the tears, did they gush. Her body fell limp to the ground, pulsing with sobs.
Suddenly, she stood up, still trembling with tears. Karen closed her eyes, breathing deeply, emitting a new force from her body.
"Eternal Darkness…… STRIKE!!!" Sailor Pluto screamed, then flung the Time Key. The very tip turned into an ebony spike and it struck the dumbfounded Azefree in the gut, causing her to spew blood.
"Go Karen!" Jodi called.
"ENOUGH!!!" Azefree shrieked. "You think I am so unlike my father. You couldn't be more wrong."
"What the fuck are you
talking about?" Piccolo asked doubtfully, holding Lacia in his arms.
"He could convert, or change his shape. This is not my final form, in fact, far from. I feel that now I am ready to become my second form. My father would be proud. Ah, my father. What a great man he was. Too bad I had to destroy him. He would have been so great fighting at my side."
"W-What happened to him?" Krillin dared to ask.
"I can't rule the universe with a nagging father. He would want to rule and it would be this big thing and I had too many other things to do so I just killed him straight up." Azefree scoffed.
There stood the rest of the warriors who began fighting that still lived. Tuxedo Mask stood, holding Yuki so close to him for her protection; Karen had been sprayed with blood when Azefree had her "gut pierced". Sloan still knelt where with Trunks laid, dead. Krillin stood in front of Sammy, trying to be a block of any harm (Oh yeah, great shield). Lacia was barely visible, for she was hidden in Piccolo's arms.
Jodi and Gotun whispered in back of everyone. An idea was forming in their heads.
Azefree began growling. It was almost like a dog warning off a predator.
Slowly, but surly, her form began to warp. Her hair began to sprout in the front and her eyes got visibly more blue. Her legs grew longer.
When at last she was finished, she was still beautiful, yet with a more evil touch to her. Azefree laughed, sounding almost mechanical.
"You idiots don't realize it yet, but my power is gaining. My dexterity is increasing. And you won't believe how much my hunger is developing. My hunger to kill." Azefree hissed.
"Is that all you think about?" Yuki shouted, getting annoyed.
"What?" Azefree wasn't expecting a smart-ass comment about anything that she said.
"Don't act like you didn't hear her! Those ears are big enough, you've gotta hear something!" Darien spoke up. "Sailor moon, you have to fight her! Believe in yourself, that's the key to winning."
Yeah, try it yourself and see how you like it. Yuki thought to herself.
"Moon Crystal Power!" Sailor Moon shouted.
"I've seen better light shows than this at a drunk gigolo's bedroom." Azefree snorted.
"And how would you know what a drunk gigolo's bedroom looks like?" Yuki asked.
"You haven't heard? I was known for being the biggest higero ona on our planet! Duh! You are even more of a dumb-ass than I thought! I've done it with practically every guy from ages 9 to 199! Oh, except for that nasty garbage man who had a wart on his peni-" Azefree laughed as she thought.
"Ew, that's great!" Lacia interrupted, trying to block out mental images.
"Man, I am getting sick and tired of watching you talk about guys with warty chin-chins!" Yuki yelled.
Azefree rolled her eyes and did a twirl of her hand [in a motion that stated "talk to the hand"] and a blast of fire came rippling out of her hand.
"Moon Crystal Repel!" Yuki shouted, casting away the strong fireball with a new power that sent the power back.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shit! That's fucking hot!" she screamed.
"Yuki, I'm sorry, but I have to fight her." Darien said with a reluctant sigh.
"A kiss for good luck?" Sailor Moon pleaded.
"I'll give you a kiss of victory!" Tuxedo Mask smiled, then walked towards the evil daughter of Frieza.
Tuxedo Mask walked up to Azefree.
"You've satisfied your hunger for power. But how does that sate your hunger for passion?" Darien asked, leaning towards her breasts.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?" Yuki screamed.
"Oh, believe me, I've had enough passion in a week than you've had in your entire being. If it's anyone who needs passion, it's you. I will sate it for you if you rule by my side." Azefree purred.
"DARIEN!!! NO!!! I LOVE YOU!!!" Sailor Moon screamed uncontrollably.
"Yes. I will join you." he agreed and buried his face in between her breasts.
"While he enjoys himself, I will destroy you and all the other slappy scouts, or whatever you call yourselves." she called down to the others.
While Azefree was talking, Darien unsheathed his sword. He drew it backwards and was about to strike her silver back. Out of the corner of her eye, Azefree saw him.
"You back stabbing mother fucker!" Frieza's daughter shrieked and turned the sword around, stabbing him with his own weapon.
"Idiot." she muttered as Darien's bloody body fell motionless to the ground.
"Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Darien!" Yuki tried to scream, yet her voice became squeaky.
"DARIEN!!!" Yuki screamed over Darien's gory body.
"This is all that I can take." Gotun muttered, stepping forth to battle the monster.
"Gotun! You can't fight! So many of us have already died! I can't let you go! I won't allow you to die!" Jodi protested, pulling on his arm.
"Jodi, I am the strongest man besides Gohan. I wish he were here right now. But he is dead and I must live with it. My poor brother." Gotun told her, remembering Gohan. He also remembered the horrid night.
Gotun reminisced that night and tried to cast it
away, but he thought of it always. His
brother had been murdered by Cell's future grandson, or so he had been told.
Gotun closed his eyes, blinking back tears.
"But I must fight for you and all of us that have been killed. I have to avenge all of us. This bitch will not go unpunished." Gotun sighed then, after kissing Jodi softly on her cheek; he walked silently towards Azefree.
"Oh, and you think you are going to do some damage to me, do you?" Azefree asked snottily.
"I'm gonna kick you fuckin' ass!" Gotun yelled.
"Yes, I'm sure you will." Azefree commented, not anywhere near scared of him.
"Would you stop the smart-ass comments and just get to fighting me like the ugly girl that you are?" Gotun teased.
"UGLY?!? Oh, you are gonna wish you never laid eyes on me when I finish killing you!" She screamed back at him, utterly insulted.
"I already wish I never laid eyes on you. You're a hideous whore who needs to die. Have I made myself clear or do I need to scream for the words to get through your fat head?" Gotun threatened.
"MY HEAD IS NOT FAT!!! I CHECK IT EVERY DAY AND I'M THE PERFECT SIZE FOR A WOMAN!!!" Azefree was almost brought to tears.
"No, Azefree. This is a perfect size for a woman." Gotun said and kissed Jodi's neck while pointing to her.
"Enjoy that kiss. It will be the last one you'll ever have. I feel that my second form is near." Azefree taunted.
"Already?" Mercury asked.
"I am ten times stronger than my father and ten times quicker at changing forms." She replied.
Again, she began to growl. Horns began to grow out of her elbows, head, knees and shoulders.
"Hey, she's getting horny!" Krillin said to Sammy.
Shit, this is taking longer than I thought to change. Guess I wasn't fully ready. Azefree thought.
"We don't have all day! Hurry up!" Piccolo shouted.
"Hold on! I'm almost done! YAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shrieked and her tail grew longer, as so did her hair.
"There!" Azefree told them. Everyone gasped.
She was taller than when she arrived- her legs had stretched out. Also, her hair grew and blew around in the wind. Massive ivory horns stuck out of her shoulders, head, knees and elbows. Azefree's eyes were a sparkly midnight blue and her skin shone metallic silver.
"Ugh! At first you were cool looking, but now you are just deformed!" Piccolo stated, disgusted.
Lacia looked up at Piccolo. She thought about something.
I love this
guy. But… I would eventually want to
get married to him. How does he have
sex? Does he have a dick? Does he use his antennae? If he does have a dick, how big is it? Too big? Too small? Does he have one at all? Who will have the children, him or
me? Lacia thought to herself. Oh, well. I will find out sooner or later anyway.
Gotun gawked at Azefree and her distorted body.
"This will not be too hard." He told himself. "Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gotun screamed to turn Super Saiyan.
Surely enough, his hair struck the point of gold.
"You aren't strong enough as a normal Super Saiyan!!! Somehow you need to get more power!!!" Piccolo shouted.
? His mind rang out. Suddenly, a chunk of flying rock [you know how when the power level is high, it makes the earth shake and rocks fly-you know how it goes] hit him square in the head. His eyes grew wide.
"It just hit me!" Gotun announced excitedly.
"No shit, Sherlock!" Jodi called to him.
"Then keep digging, Watson." Sloan answered back. She wiped her tears for Trunks and prepared herself to fight.
"No, an idea!" he yelled.
Gotun stared at the dead bodies. At all of the people that he loved. His dad was gone. His best friend was gone. His best friend's dad and mom, they were dead, too. Darien was gone, but then again, he didn't really know him too much, anyway. Gotun was pissed.
Gotun shivered and his voice rumbled.
Without warning, he screamed with a voice so wicked [kinda like the t-rex's roar in Jurassic Park] that even Azefree had to cover her ears.
A golden (not yellow – GOLD) glow emerged from his skin. However, then, instead of screaming like a pissed-off jackass and grunting like he was constipated, Gotun closed his eyes and breathed deeply.
"What the fuck?" Azefree asked.
At a leisurely pace, his hair grew longer and shimmered so bright that everyone had to close their eyes.
A single tear fell from his eye. Then, the ground began to rumble and rocks were floating.
A power so intense filled the air and little cyclones formed everywhere around him, though they weren't even strong enough to lift a person.
Gotun let out another terrifying roar.
As Azefree stood there, she began to tremble and her eyes grew wide. She mouthed the words fucking shit, then just shuddered.
"Scared? You should be." Gotun whispered.
"Me? Scared of a monkey? You've gotta be kidding." Azefree retorted, yet her eyes told a different story.
Taking a deep breath, Gotun walked slowly to Frieza's daughter.
"You think that you are going to frighten me? You are an idiot. No, you are a-" Azefree shook her head.
"Save the stalling, Azefree. You're terrified of me and I can see it in your midnight blue eyes. You can show me your feelings and I will assure you a less painful death than anyone else here would offer." Gotun replied softly, then pointed to all of the others and their glaring faces.
"Can you hear what they're saying?" Karen asked Sloan.
"No, I can't even make out a word of their conversation." Sloan told her disappointedly.
"How sad!" Lacia said to them both.
Everyone else wondered, also. Azefree and Gotun were high in the air [you know how they float] while everybody stood on the ground and watched.
"I am not terrified of anyone. Let alone a stupid-saiyan like you! I can kill you with one of my moves." Azefree bragged.
"Go ahead and give it a shot, then." Gotun said quietly.
Azefree shot her hands out many times, dispatching a fireball from each hand, aiming at Gotun. Each one hit him in the chest.
When a massive explosion his him, the sky lit up. Many fire bombs hit him after that. Jodi, devastated, fell to her knees and began to cry. Everyone else lowered their heads in sadness.
The smoke cleared, however and there stood Gotun, without a single scratch.
Azefree was shocked to see that all her efforts resulted in nothing.
Gotun lowered himself and floated over to Jodi who had not yet lifted her head.
"You have so little faith in me." He whispered, grinning, and lifted her chin to see him. Jodi smiled and gave him a long kiss. "I can kill her. You just wait for me."
"Okay." Jodi laughed.
"Why the hell is nothing happening to you?" Azefree asked in awe.
"I've told you, you can't beat me. The offer is still on for the quick and less painful fate." Gotun smirked.
"Go to hell." Azefree hissed, her eyes squinting to make her look positively evil.
"I've had better invitations." He snorted. "You've chosen your fate and now it's time to live it."
"Not so fast. My third form is coming- I can feel it."
Azefree said.
"Hurry it up. Change. Take advantage of this opportunity." Gotun told her.
"Why the sudden intermission?" Azefree snarled, laughing.
"To tell you the truth, I really have to pee." Gotun
whispered and ran towards the house.
"Well, get on with it! We haven't got all day!" Jodi shouted.
"You idiots!" Azefree laughed and began to fly away.
Suddenly, she stopped short. Gotun stood directly in front of her.
"I give you this one chance to survive and what do
you do? Run away like the sleazy frightened fool that you are." Gotun frowned.
Azefree said nothing, but to Gotun's surprise, tears
began to stream down her face. Convincingly real tears.
"Frightened for your life?" he asked with an ugly
grin.
"No. I... I
don't want to fight you. I.." Azefree
sobbed.
"What?" Gotun questioned suspiciously.
"I don't want to fight. I love you." Azefree sobbed, then embraced him tightly and kissed
him erotically.
The stunned Gotun broke his mouth free of hers,
though she continued to kiss him on the neck and shoulders.
"Um, Jodi?" he called, though he was too high up in
the air for her to hear.
"Jodi!" Gotun yelled louder. Azefree was kissing his stomach.
Azefree's lips began kissing him lower.
"JODI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gotun screamed in a panic as Azefree wrapped
her lips around… well, um, enough said. "JODI!!! Jodi! Jodi… oh, god… oh, my god!!! Oh, oh, oh… oh, my… GOD!!!"
Gotun screamed for different reasons as the bliss of the blowjob seeped in.
Jodi wasn't paying attention. Neither was anyone else. Everyone thought that Gotun was handling
Azefree. The truth of the matter was
that Azefree was handling Gotun. Man
handling, if ya know what I mean… J
Piccolo just happened to glance up to check on them.
"WHOA!!! Holy shit! Jodi, it looks like Gotun really
shoving it to Azefree. But I'm talking
about his fists, if you catch my drift!" Piccolo almost laughed out loud.
Azefree pulled up his pants and smiled at
Gotun. His eyes were wide and he
trembled.
"Will you rule with me by my side? Think of the
royal things we could do at night…" Azefree offered.
I feel trapped. Gotun thought. I believe I should do something to repay
her. It takes guts to do something like
that, especially to the one you love. But I love Jodi! What do I do??? No. I can't. I love Jodi and one blowjob can't change my mind about my
enemies!
"Well, what's your answer?" Azefree asked, surprisingly sweetly.
Gotun opened his mouth to say no; his lips couldn't
seem to form the sound of an 'N'. Instead, the word 'Yes' came out. Gotun
covered his mouth in humiliation.
He looked, embarrassed, into Azefree's eyes of
beautiful midnight blue. God, I never
realized how incredible she looked. Wait, what the hell am I saying? I am falling in love with an alien slut!
He thought. She is a mean, cruel, bitch
of a sexy alien….. who loves me…
Gotun's eyes softened and his hair returned to it's
normal spiky black.
"I just knew you cared for me, too." She cooed and
nibbled his ear.
"Gotun!!! What happened to your blond hair?!? Why are you not a Super Saiyan?!? GET DOWN HERE!!!" Jodi screamed. "And why
the hell were you two getting so close to each other?!?"
Gotun wondered what he was getting himself into and
why, then he looked into her eyes again. Only this time, instead of seeing lovely blue, he saw red.
Holy shit, she's hypnotizing
me! He
thought in a panic. But before he could do anything about it, she kissed him
and Gotun fell into a deep trance. His
spirit was not fully there and he stood, Azefree's eternal captive man.
"Damn you, answer me!" Jodi screamed. "I'm going to kick that fucker's tight ass!" she told the others.
Piccolo stifled a laugh. That fucker just got a
blowjob! He laughed hysterically in his head.
Finally, he could not stand it any longer and began
cracking up.
"What is so damn funny?" Lacia asked.
"That mother fucking bitch just gave Gotun a
blowjob!" he whispered and tried, once more, to keep quiet.
"Oh, shit! What's so funny about that?" Lacia rolled
her eyes and slowly inched away from Jodi, for Jodi was not a pretty sight when
she was pissed off.
"I have no idea!" he laughed insanely.
"Well, keep your voice down!" Lacia giggled.
"ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!!!" Jodi shrieked, then flew up
there to see what the hell was going on.
"What the hell is going on? (J)" she questioned.
Gotun stared blankly at Jodi, as if he was dead.
"He won't answer you. You can scream all you want
directly into his ear, but his mind will not hear you. My voice is the only
thing he can hear. I hypnotized him and now he is my endless slave." Azefree
said with a smile. "That blowjob not only pleasured him, but it released some
of my saliva onto his body and I have found that my spit paralyzed the brain to
make it think about only me. That is why-"
"You are stretched?" a sudden voice appeared. There
stood Travis, Andy and, yes, Gohan.
Lacia's eyes grew wide.
"GOHAN?!?!?" she cried and ran towards him.
Gohan also ran forth to cradle her in his arms.
You see, Lacia and Gohan had been best friends up
until a few years ago. He was the one
who told her to clean up Piccolo after every battle so he would get the hint.
Then, she got the news that he died.
"Gohan… I thought you died… I missed you so much
more than you could even think…" she sobbed.
"Shh, shh. I'm here and that's all that matters." He
soothed and held her to him.
"Gohan, I would like you to meet my new.. um…
boyfriend(?). Piccolo." She said shyly.
"Glad to see you finally noticed, Piccolo! She's
wanted you for years." Gohan said approvingly, slapping him on the back. Lacia,
however, looked into Gohan's eyes and did not see gratitude. Only sadness.
"And Travis? What are you doing here?" Lacia asked,
remembering him from junior high.
"Don't know. I was bored. No girls wanted to lay
me." Travis stated.
"I wonder why." Gohan whispered.
"I heard that!" Travis scowled and kicked him while
muttering "bitch".
"Andy, why are you here?" Lacia questioned.
"Fighting, deaths, blowjobs- I couldn't miss all the
action!" he replied, smiling cheesily.
"Alright, you are supposed to be cowering, not
having a reunion. Now let's get this fight over with! Hey, wait. Aren't you the
guy I tried to lay last year, but your thing was too small and I had to drag
you out of my apartment because you refused to leave?" she asked, pointing to
Travis.
Travis blushed and lowered his head.
"Travis!" Jodi scolded.
"It was a bad year!" he denied.
"ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! WE"VE
BEEN SITTING HERE TOO LONG AND I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE!!!!!!" Yuki screamed at the top of
her lungs. "MOON CRYSTAL
POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
An extensive outbreak of power and light filled the
entire valley.
" "MERCURY AQUA RHAPSODY!!!!!!!!!!" Lacia added.
"Aaaa! Shit!" Azefree shrieked.
She crumbled to the ground after the light soaked
through her entire body.
"I, uh, think she's dead." Lacia suggested.
"Why don't you go check it out?" Travis said, though
he was joking. She, however, didn't know it.
As Lacia came face to face with Azefree, hot breath
was released from the monster's mouth. Azefree's hand reached out suddenly and
came to grasp on Mercury's neck. Her claws went into the poor sailor's neck
and, with a quick squeeze of claws, Lacia fell to the ground and, with a twitch
of her leg, she was gone.
Piccolo's breath shortened. Shaking his head, he ran
towards Lacia.
"No…. my love… she… I won't… Oh, Lacia, for god's sake, speak to me! Say something! Please! You
can't go! I love you!!!!!!!" he began to tremble.
"YAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Piccolo screamed as his eyes rolled to the back of his head. Tears streamed down his cheeks and his skin
blared.
As he stood there, his muscles bulged and Karen
stood there, staring at his groin.
"Whoa. I guess they do get bigger when they are
pissed off." She marveled. "And I do mean BIGGER!"
Piccolo's skin was a golden yellow. He looked
incredibly strange, yet Jodi knew exactly what was going on.
"Didn't know it was true, Piccolo." She shouted to
him.
"Yeah. Neither did I!" he screamed.
"What?!?" Sloan asked, totally clueless.
"Nobody thought that nameks could go Super Saiyin."
Jodi told her. "I guess they can."
{Isn't this story cheesy? J I think sometimes, cheesy is the best.
However, this is not one of those times J]
"If you loved Gotun, why the hell would you
hypnotize him?!?" Piccolo asked gruffly.
"Love and BJs are two totally different things. Why
do you think I have laid every guy around?" Azefree replied, just as
crudely. "Hypnotizing requires lying. A
little white lie about love can't hurt."
"Stretchy." Travis muttered.
"I'm going to kill you with one of my karate moves!
HIYAAAHHH!" Andy screamed out of the blue.
"Save yourself the life, spas." Piccolo mumbled.
"Okay." Andy replied, disappointedly.
As everyone gathered around the screaming Piccolo
who was yelling threats to Azefree, nobody noticed Gohan sitting near Lacia.
"Lacia… Please, you can't die. I just returned… for
you. I'm sure Piccolo was a much better boyfriend then I could ever be…" Gohan
was almost sobbing. He stood up and walked silently towards Azefree.
"AZEFREE!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER
TAKE AWAY MY LOVE AND STILL BE
LIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Piccolo screamed loudly.
Blasts of fire shot out of his hands at about
490-mph.
Off went Azefree's left hand, two fingers on her
right, another chunk off her leg(near the one Trunks chopped out), and blinded
her in one eye.
"Fuck you. Fuck you all." Azefree said snottily.
"Right back to you." Sloan replied.
"YOROO KOREE TIMES 69!!!!!!!" Azefree screeched.
Piccolo went flying and hit, back first, a stack of
sharp rocks. They pierced his back, coming back out through his stomach.
"Piccolo!!!" Gohan yelled. Piccolo was Gohan's
mentor as a child- the one who taught him to fight and be a winner. A small tear ran down his cheek, but that
was all.
Ooh, blowjobs! Whoda thought it'd get so interesting! @_@
