"I take it my dad is dead, too, right?" he asked in
a whisper.
"Yes, Gohan. Your dad is gone." Yuki replied sadly
and Karen began to cry.
"Why the fuck are you letting her do this to you?
Where is my brother? And Trunks? And Vegeta?" Gohan asked more questions.
"Trunks and Vegeta and Sarah… They are all gone,
too. She killed them all." Yuki wept. "And my poor Darien. She got him, too. And I didn't kiss him for
good luck. He said save it for victory, but he was killed before anyone was
victorious."
"My brother… Where is my brother, Gotun? Is he dead, too?" Gohan questioned, again.
"He is alive.. But is hypnotized to be Azefree's
eternal slave." Sloan replied-Yuki and Karen were both crying.
"Again, why would you let her do this to you all?"
he asked, more gently.
"We didn't let her. She just did." Sloan said. "It's
hopeless now. At least I could see one of my best friends before it was all
over." Sloan said.
"Yeah, I'm glad I could see you, too." Gohan told
her and hugged her softly. "It's not over yet, however. I know a way that you
and I could destroy her. I bet she only
wanted Gotun because he was so much stronger than she was and she couldn't beat
him. So she made him join her."
"Yes. That's true. She even admitted it." Sloan pointed out.
"I have a plan. Come here." He said.
They walked off as the others crowded around her,
yelling all kinds of nasty threats.
"Stall her." Sloan told Yuki.
"Let's fight! Come on, you bisnich! You killed my
Darien! Now I'm going to kill you!" Yuki yelled.
"I killed all your powerful men and now I can kill
you. You are a weak woman with no power and now, no boyfriend." Azefree
menaced.
"I had one. You killed him. And you are wrong to say
I have no power. You have the power of
evil and now I will destroy you with my moon power. I do sound corny, but it's
time to take the role of Sailor Moon instead of sitting around while everyone
else dies." Sailor Moon shouted.
"Yeah, corny is right. You and all the other
slaphappy scouts are the corniest things I think I've ever seen. You and those
pleated skirts of funky colors. Yep,
you're pretty cheesy." Azefree sneered.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch." Karen hissed.
"I think it's time you make me! You've been sitting around, having civilized
conversations about how you would like to kill me. Some sensible people took some action, then got annihilated. I don't have all year to fight this and I
still have a future to bring to my sex slave, Gotun." Azefree said, all too
sweetly.
"First of all, Gotun is NOT your sex slave!!!!!!!!!" Jodi began to scream.
"Oh, yeah? Why the hell is he only devoted to me?" Azefree asked back.
"You hypnotized him, dumbass!" Jodi reminded her with an attitude equivalent to saying 'like, duh'.
"Oh yeah. I forgot." Azefree replied sarcastically. "Another reason could be the, uh, BJ I threw to him, but, uh….."
"WHAT?!?!?" Jodi screamed. "Oh, now you've fucking pissed me off!"
"Finally." Was all Azefree said.
"Alright, you want a fight? Let's brawl! C'mon, first who chickens out has to allow the other person a free shot at them, no matter what the other person wants to shoot. Deal?" Yuki suggested, then glanced at Sloan and Gohan, while she thought, I hope they will get done soon! I don't know if I can hold out to this freak's power for long!
"Deal. You're an idiot to challenge me." Azefree smirked evilly.
"MOON CRYSTAL POWER!!!" Yuki shrieked.
"YOROO KOREE!!!" Azefree howled.
Both of their energy shot out to explode against each other's power, then each's force battled one another.
"Do I really have to hit you? I would rather kiss Karen! And please believe that's not one of the things I would like to do!" Sloan pleaded.
"Yes, you have to. This plan can't work unless you do. But don't argue- I can't think that you are doing this because I told you to. I have to think you hate me, okay?" Gohan begged in return.
"Oh, alright." Sloan hesitated, but reluctantly.
Standing back, she got the snottiest look on her face.
"Wow, that's pretty good acting, Sloan." Gohan laughed.
"Who the hell's acting?" Sloan asked with a hint of hatred in her voice.
"Now I can believe that you hate me." He sounded relieved.
"You are a fucking asshole, alright? Get a damn life!" she sneered.
"Sloan? Are you even pretending anymore?" Gohan asked timidly.
"I wasn't gonna play in the beginning! Shit, you're a dumbass!" Sloan hissed.
"Tell me the truth, Sloan, are you playing or are you serious?" Gohan questioned, afraid that his friend might be a solemn bitch.
"As serious as you love Lacia!" she scoffed.
"Hey, you didn't need to say that! Everybody's right over there! They can hear you!" he shouted.
"Fuck you!" Sloan cried and slugged Gohan square in the jaw.
"SHIT! That hurts! Damn you!" he called. Gohan's eyes squinted as he grew angrier and
angrier by the second.
Sloan is not that good of an actress!!! I know her and she would not really attack me!!! SHE"S POSSESSED!!!!!!!!! Gohan panicked in his head. Why didn't I see it? Sloan usually wouldn't hit me with no reason!!!
He shivered in denial.
"NOOO!!! I KNOW IT"S NOT TRUE!!!" he shouted suddenly.
The others turned around.
"What the fuck?" Karen and Jodi yelled in unison.
As Gohan quivered, his hair burned a fiery gold.
"You can stuff the truth up you ass and enjoy yourself while doing it!" Sloan jeered.
"I will not let my best friend turn on me, just like that!!!!!!!!!! Not with out a fight!!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed with all his voice.
"Oh, yeah? C'mon and get me!!! I dare you!" she jeopardized herself.
Gohan walked furiously towards her. As he approached her, just inches from her face, he realized that is exactly what he told her to say along with their plan in the very beginning.
Sloan's face broke into a big smile.
"Did I do a good job?" she asked shyly.
"You… you mean, you weren't really possessed?" he asked suspiciously.
"That was the plan, right? Turn you into a Super Saiyan?" Sloan breathed barely a whisper as to keep Azefree from noticing and to stop the battle between herself and Yuki (which, in fact, was still proceeding).
"Good job! You turned me to a Super Saiyan 6 on that one!" he laughed.
"Don't lose it! You need the Saiyan inside of you to beat Azefree!" Sloan replied nervously. "Think of your mentor, Piccolo. And your dad. And brother. And…. Lacia."
That name burned his heart. Gohan winced.
"Think of her." She repeated softly.
Gohan blinked back many tears.
As he stepped up to Azefree, a voice stopped him.
"Gohan?"
"Yes, Sloan?"
"Did I hurt you when I hit you?" she asked apologetically.
Gohan smiled.
"Only a bit." He giggled. Only enough to bruise. Nothing more.
"You're crystal is fading!!!!!!!!" Azefree snarled.
"No way!! You liar! Never once has the Imperial Silver Crystal failed to defeat darkness!" Yuki wailed, taking the corny, but serious role of Sailor Moon.
"Change is good." Azefree stated, then blasted more energy at her.
Sammy kissed Krillin, then flew up to Sailor Moon.
"Figured you could use my help!" she smiled.
"JUPITER POWER MAKE UP!!!" she cried.
Karen sighed and after taking one last glimpse of Goku's body, reluctantly flew forth.
"PLUTO POWER MAKE UP!!!" Karen joined in.
Jodi immediately zoomed up with the rest of them.
"MARS POWER MAKE UP!!!"
"On three, you guys. One, Two, THREE!" Yuki began.
"SAILOR PLANET POWER MAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" their voices blared in unison.
An elite power rose among the sailors, even the dead ones.
Such a power threw Azefree into the dirt and exploded on her.
As the smoke cleared, there was no standing person in sight (well, besides the good guys- no, not the store).
"Do you think we did a lot of damage? I know she's not dead… C'mon, you guys. Let's go check." Jupiter suggested.
"No, she will be out in a few moments, raving about how she is so fucking pissed that we smeared her lipstick," Karen began, pausing as Yuki stifled a laugh.
"Yeah. You know what happened to Lacia as she was checking." Yuki reminded them sadly.
"Yeah." Sammy whispered. "I know."
As they waited for at least a half an hour, Karen became restless.
"Is it possible that maybe we actually DEFEATED SOMEBODY?!?!?" Karen asked with hope.
"I, uh, think so!" Sam replied with happiness.
Sam grinned, which made Yuki smile, and that cracked Karen up.
"What's so funny?" Jupiter asked.
"You both looked, hee hee, so CORNY!" she laughed.
"You're right, they did!" Jodi agreed. They all laughed hysterically and when all of them finally stopped, they would look at each other and crack up again.
"Hey! We killed her! She's finally dead!" they yelled.
Sloan and Gohan looked up, not even realizing that she was gone.
Suddenly, amidst the laughter of defeat, they all heard a deadly scream.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What the fuck was that?!?" Jodi voice burst out of the sudden silence.
Out of the crater in which Azefree lay, a creature appeared.
With hair to her knees, horns out of her head, elbows, arms, shoulders, legs, her left chichi, her right chichi, each one of her buttcheeks, and belly button. A fringe of spines trailed down each leg and arm (in the front and back) and down her spine. A brilliant purple lipstick was blaring from her face. Each of her fingernails was 4" long and the same brilliant purple shone from them as well. A mechanical laugh rose from somewhere inside the thickly- muscled neck.
"So, what do you think of me now?" a voice like a computer spoke. It had the unequivocal hint of Frieza.
"What happened?!?" Andy asked, unable to say anything more.
"Do you like my 4th transformation?" Azefree purred as much as a computer generated voice was allowed.
"TRANSFORMATION??? Looks to me more like a transvestite!" Jodi giggled.
"Say what you wish, but you are Jell-O when I get through with you- not pretty blue Jell-O, but…. ORANGE JELLO!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Azefree sneered.
"NO!!! I HATE ORANGE JELLO!!!!!" Karen screamed
"OF COURSE!!! EVERYBODY HATES ORANGE JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Azefree laughed in delight.
[I'm
a cornball!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah
baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, yeah, and I am cheesy, too! ARTIFICIAL CHEESE!!!!!!]
"Stop with the Jell-O, okay?" Jodi got annoyed.
"But I like Jell-O!" Azefree whined.
"Gohan, I don't think we are capable of doing this!" Sloan warned.
"You're right, we might have to get someone to stall her again. Damn it! Who would be stupid enough to do that?" he asked in return.
Both of their eyes turned to Travis, who was standing there, secretly staring at Azefree's boobs and drooling.
"Hey, Travis?" Sloan asked.
"What?!?" he was startled, thinking he was caught staring.
"Do you think you could stall her for about five minutes?" she asked sweetly.
"Sure! Sure! I'll be glad to stall her! She won't resist me!! Ha, ha!" he stood proudly.
"I'm sorry to burst your woody- I-I mean BUBBLE!!! BUBBLE- I hate to burst your BUBBLE, but you're not the kind of type women fall all over! Or at least to my knowledge." Sloan tried to break it to him softly.
"You better update your information! I've had more girlfriends this week than you've had boyfriends in all your life!!!" he protested.
"I didn't mean that, I just meant that maybe Azefree would be stalled longer if you looked, oh… I don't know.. Like, HOT!"
"Some women already think I'm hot." He told her, hurt.
"No, I didn't mean it like that… I just wanted to say, we might need a lot of time to plan this, so if you could stall her longer with looking like a superstar that you couldn't take your eyes off, she would maybe even give you a little, well, action." Sloan finally replied.
"Alright, but I'm only making myself look better to get some action. Now, how do I look better?" he asked.
"With the Luna Pen." She giggled.
"What the hell is that?" he asked, unaware.
"Go ask Yuki to use her Luna Pen."
"But, I don't like Yuki!" he whined.
"Just, go ask!"
"I don't want to-"
"Just, GO!" Sloan commanded.
Travis walked reluctantly to Yuki.
"Yuki, can I use your Luna Pen?" he asked.
"You idiot! I hate you! Go away!" Yuki snarled.
"Sloan sent me to use your Pen to… distract Azefree." Travis whispered the last part.
After looking to Sloan for approval, Yuki sighed and handed over the pen.
"How does it work?" he questioned.
"You say 'Moon Power! Turn me into a' and tell it what you want to turn into." She explained.
"But… I'm not Sailor Moon. With my luck, I will end up in one of those skanky sailor outfits." Travis pointed out.
"Oh, yeah. Well, I guess you would say… 'Travis Power', oh, I don't know, make it up yourself."
"Okay." Travis said. He thought for a moment. "PENIS POWER!!! Turn me into a sexy chick magnet!"
Everyone else was laughing.
There he stood, a 6-foot refrigerator with magnets shaped like chickens all over his body.
"What the hell happened?!?!?!? Why didn't it work?!?!?!?" he panicked.
"It did!" Yuki said between roars of laughter. "See how you attracted all the chicks?"
"Man, this is bullshit!" Travis swore.
"Try it again." Jodi suggested between waves of laughter.
"Alright." He frowned. "PENIS POWER!!! Turn me into a sexy male superstar!"
All the girls' mouth hung almost to the ground.
Travis looked like Trunks, only hotter (if you can believe that). Through all the hotness, his eyes shone brightly, clearly seen as Travis'.
Azefree gawked.
She came to Gotun and, without taking her eyes off of Travis, sliced his head off with one Judo chop and ignored Jodi's cry. Then she sexily sauntered over to him.
"You are a hottie." She purred.
"I know!" he laughed. "Ever fucked someone up the ass?"
"No." she grinned.
"Would you like to?" he asked with an evil smile.
"I can't exactly. I, uh, haven't got the parts for it." She reminded.
"Well, I will ask you the opposite question- Ever been fucked up the ass?"
"By a hottie like you? Who could resist an offer like that?" she hissed sensually.
"I was hoping you'd say that… I brought a special for you… Come here.." Travis rumbled contently.
Floating slowly to where he stood, she smiled attractively.
In his mind, Travis was panicking. What am I doing?!? How am I going to dodge
the spikes?!?
"Alright, Sloan, let's get ready.. we can't let her actually get any of Travis' clothes off because she'll know it's him and kill him right off the bat." Gohan troubled.
"We will have to kill him anyway- he'll not be able to move fast enough out of harm's way without Azefree moving and killing him, as well as the rest of us!" Sloan pointed out. "Now, get ready…"
"Let's wait until she is too involved with Travis to notice, okay?" Gohan asked.
They watched as they kissed.
"You are an experienced kisser. On the lips, at least. How about…. Well, ahem." Azefree suggested, pointing down to her chest. Travis bent down and kissed.
While Travis was enjoying his boobage, the two planners got ready.
"Are you all set, Sloan?" Gohan asked.
"Yes, all but one thing." She replied and punched him in the jaw.
"OW!!! What the fuck was that for?!?!?" Gohan questioned in fury, his blond hair growing golder.
"Just making sure you were still a Super Saiyan! She said.
"Oh, yeah, thanks!" he said sarcastically while laughing.
Sloan and Gohan laughed, mostly out of nervousness.
"Okay, I think it's time to strike." Gohan got ready.
"Good luck!" Sloan wished to him.
"Yeah, you too." He agreed.
"Ready.." Sloan said.
"Set.." Gohan added.
"GO!" they both yelled in unison.
"SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!"
"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gohan's power shot into the glaive and the glaive bulleted towards Azefree.
Azefree, with her head shot back in ecstasy, did not notice the giant explosion headed her way. Travis didn't, either until it was inches from his face.
"WHAT??!?!?" he yelled.
The Silence Glaive exploded on the two, throwing bits of them everywhere in the most gruesome death.
"Is she dead?" Sloan asked.
Just then, one of the midnight blue eyes hit her and landed in her chest, staring up at her.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shrieked.
"I, uh, guess that's a yes! We did it! WE KILLED HER!!!!!!!!" Gohan shouted.
"YOU GUYS!!! WE KILLED HER!!!!!!!!! SHE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!" they screamed together.
Shouts were heard from everyone.
"OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!"
"YES!!!!!!!"
"THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WE KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shouts of joy were heard for a couple of minutes, then most became silent.
"Yeah, we killed her. But what's the point with out all of our friends?" Jodi asked with tears.
"It's all right!!! Let's celebrate now!!! I brought the Dragon Balls! That's why I came here!!! We can bring them all back!" Gohan was filled with happiness.
"WE CAN?!?!?!?" everyone screamed simultaneously.
"Yes!! We can!"
"KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!"
"OH, YEAH!!!!!!"
"C'MON, LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!"
Gohan sat down and thought hard. Piccolo
is my mentor. My trainer. Practically
my second dad. And my best friend. But
if I bring him back, he will love Lacia and I will have to live with my best
friend loving my love. I need her. I love her. But I need Piccolo. I can't just cast away my best friend.
"Well, c'mon, let's go get the Dragon Balls!" Yuki pushed.
Gohan remained silent.
"Gohan, don't you want to see all your friends? And your dad? And your brother? What about Lacia?" Sloan asked impatiently.
"Well, sure I want to see her. Just not with Piccolo. He is so old and doesn't love her like I do. He might be in love with her, but he is a namek and I am human. He wouldn't know what to do with a woman if she sprawled herself all over him!" Gohan said sadly.
"She already did and he screamed and slammed the door on her… I had my eye on those two!" Sloan told him, near laughter. She calmed down. "You do what you feel is right."
"Yeah." He replied softly.
They walked towards the house. Gohan walked over to Karen, who seemed not so excited.
"What's wrong, Karen?" he asked.
"I was thinking. I have been in love with Goku for so long, and I am now beginning to think. I don't think I love him anymore." Karen voiced.
"Really? Why not?" Gohan was almost hurt.
"I don't know. I feel like I just lost my love for him… somehow." She sighed.
"Yeah, I guess that's something you'll have to discuss with him." Gohan informed her.
"Where are the dragon balls?" Jodi asked.
"They are with the rest of my stuff. I'll go get them." Gohan stated.
They all raced excitedly from place to place to place, looking for his bag. All of the leftover people(alive from the fight) laughed and talked about how they would treat the others and that they'd never fight with them again.
As they approached the house, it was almost like a treasure hunt.
The house was almost a mansion and Gohan had forgotten where he had put his bag.
"Is this it?"
"No, I think that's Karen's!"
"Stay away from my bag, bitch!"
"Sorry!"
"I think that's it!"
"Look inside!"
"All I see is a stack of socks and underwear!"
"That's it!" Gohan spotted it and grabbed the bag by the handle.
As the looked inside, they made a discovery.
"You idiot! These are the NAMEKIAN dragon balls!!!!!!!" Yuki screamed in fury.
"What's wrong with that?" Gohan asked.
"Do you speak namekian?" Yuki asked angrily.
"No! That's why Piccolo could help us." Gohan told her, then, realized he was dead.
"Oh, Gohan. I didn't grasp the fact that you depended on him. I'm sorry." Yuki replied softly.
There were many minutes of reckless silence.
"What are we going to do?" Jodi asked.
Silently, Gohan zipped the bag and set it aside. All the others quietly walked away, though a soft weeping could be heard from many directions.
Gohan walked to Sloan.
"I'm sorry." Was all he could say.
They huddled together and cried. Jodi wandered in and sat next to them. Tears rolled down her face.
Yuki was sobbing in the hallway. The others could hear her wherever they were.
::Wipes tear:: I gunna cry.. ::sniff sniff:: I don't want them to cry!!!
