Flashes of light bounced off of every which way.
In less then a minute, they fell to the grounds of a majestic dark palace.
"Yep, this is it… it's too morbid to be anywhere else." Yuki decided.
Each and every one of the sailors reached back for their loved ones' arms, disappointingly looking backward to see another sailor, except poor Chibi Usa who looked back and there was only darkness.
"Let go of me, you freak!" Yuki screamed, pushing Sammy, who clung helplessly to her arm.
"Oh, uh, s-sorry, Yuki." She mumbled, then shivered at the coldness of the planet.
Chibi Usa walked to her and linked arms. Jupiter looked over and smiled.
They snuck cautiously to the pessimistic castle in which towered over them hauntingly.
Suddenly, Jodi let out an exaltedly bloodcurdling scream.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?" The scouts cried in unison, huddling together.
Jodi, horrified, pointed to something in the darkness.
"Holy, shit, Jodi! It's only a freakin' spider! God!" a voice cried out.
"I fucking hate spiders!" Jodi whined. "Wait… SLOAN?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!"
Princess Saturn revealed herself, grinning.
"SLOAN!!!!! Oh my god!" Karen sobbed, then, running at Sloan full-speed, she wrapped her arms around her waist. "I missed you so much!"
"God, Karen!" Sloan yelled, then hugged her back.
Each of the scouts took turns hugging her.
"Come inside." She offered.
They all sauntered along side of Sloan, feeling special to be invited to such a grand palace. Besides the Moon Kingdom, it was the most majestic of all the planet's palaces.
Though the outside was all dark, the senshi walked inside to find trippy lights and it was warm, even though the lights were very dim- that's how Saturn lived.
Sloan led them to the ballroom, where it looked almost like something off of a horror movie. It was deep purple with twisting black candles, all lit with the same bronze flame.
"Oh, wow, what a kick ass room!" Jodi muttered in awe.
"Champagne, anyone?" Saturn smiled.
"Ooh!" Everyone raised their hand or called out.
She handed each one of the senshi a wineglass. It was one of those glasses with the actual cup being short and widely set. The stem of it was a deep, abstruse purple, about three of them curling around one another.
"So what are you doing here?" Sloan asked.
"Did you ever find out about the battle?" Yuki asked meekly.
"Nobody told me, but as I returned to Saturn, it all came back to me, so yeah. I did." She explained.
"Well, that brought each one of us closer together than ever before. And we all wanted to stay with our guys. I mean, they have never had to make sacrifices for us before, but they did willingly. I know we always used to return home, but the guys, just, well, I don't think you'd understand." Sammy said sadly.
"Yeah, actually I do. That stuff I said about not loving Trunks like I once did, well, it's a bunch of crap. I love him, but I didn't want Piccolo to feel bad. So I made it up." Sloan replied.
"Really?" Sarah questioned in awe.
'Yeah."
"Then, why don't you come back with us?" Yuki offered.
"Well, I, uh… nah." Sloan turned away.
"Why not?!?" Karen protested.
"I don't know…"
"Sloan, do you know how much Trunks misses you? He doesn't sleep, he barely eats, and-" Chibi Usa tried.
"I'm dead, remember?" Sloan reminded.
"DAMN IT!!!" Karen recollected.
"I think I know where to find the Dragon Balls!" Lacia suddenly shouted.
"How?" they all asked in unison.
"Well, I had this dream last night-" she began.
"Oh, god!" Jodi sighed.
"What?" Lacia asked.
"You're dreams are gay!" Yuki shouted.
"It's not like I can help it! And besides, they may be gay but they usually are true!"
"Go on." Sammy encouraged.
"Okay, so I had this dream that I found each one of the Dragon Balls and then somehow, Jennifer and Marguerite came as Neptune and Uranus and they were getting kinky and-" she babbled.
"I don't want to know about your odd dreams!" Yuki cringed, as so did the other scouts, imagining.
"You will have wanted to know if it was true, right?" Lacia threw back, silencing them. "And besides, Uranus and Neptune came before the Dragon Balls. So if they come, then I know that my dream was true!"
Yuki rolled her eyes and everybody kind-of became quiet.
"Man, I wanna go back with you sooooo bad! I miss Trunks!" She sighed unhappily.
"Saturn, do you have any way we can come
straight here without having to go to the Time Setsuna and have her transport
us here?" Karen pleaded. Seeing
her mirror image with no mirror creeped her out.
\"Yeah, actually, I do!" Sloan laughed for
no reason and ducked into a nearby trunk. Pulling something out, she walked gravely to the others.
"Is this another one of those cheesy sailor
communicators?" Jodi asked.
"No, it's not a communicator. It is a
crystal." Saturn replied.
"You're giving us a crystal?" Karen asked
with a sparkle in her eye.
"Yes, it's for transportation. It lets sailor scouts to travel. Also, it lets you know if another scout's in
trouble." She explained.
"Thank you so much, Sloan!" Sammy
thanked. They all hugged Sloan, then
regrouped into their circle.
"Good luck, scouts!" Saturn wished them.
"We can't leave yet, Sloan! We still don't know
what to say to activate the crystal!" Sarah shouted.
Sloan knocked her hand against her head.
"Duh! I'm such a retard! You shout 'Saturn
Palatial Destination' and Poof! You're wherever you need to be. Sloan said,
then waved.
"One, two three!" Karen shouted.
"SATURN PALATIAL DESTINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the sailors cried in
crescendo. Sloan waved, even though
they were gone before they could see.
Suddenly, they were in the middle of the kitchen
floor in 'the house'."Oh my gosh, girls! I didn't know you'd be back so
soon!" Axes ran to Yuki. They all hugged their men as if they hadn't seen
them in awhile.
"What happened? Where is Sloan?" Trunks
asked frantically, then looked sad. "Oh. Did-did you send her to
Tokyo?" Jodi walked over to Trunks and patted him on the shoulder.
"She's dead, Trunks. You know she isn't
going-" she began.
"She risked her fucking life for me, Jodi! I
know that she wouldn't have done that if she didn't love me!" Trunks
shouted.
"What the hell?!?" she asked, totally baffled.
"Don't you fuckin' try to hide it!!! You don't think
she'll come back to me because you say she's over me! But you're wrong!" he
cried, his voice ringing in his own ears.
"I didn't say-" Jodi tried to say.
"I don't care! I know that you think that I
think she was telling the truth when she said she loved someone else! She has
loved me since we were tiny and I know that! She would not stop loving me, not
with the way she always treated me! I know it!" he raged.
"TRUNKS!!! LISTEN TO ME, DAMN IT!!!" Jodi
screamed.
"WHAT?!?!?" he shouted back.
"Trunks, she told us that she loved you still
and that it WAS a load of shit she was saying, but she didn't want to make you
feel bad! She would be right here with you if she had not died!" Jodi
explained harshly, glancing at Piccolo who tried desperately to hide his
blushing and ashamed face.
"And we will be here, fucking waiting for the
two kinky sailors, Uranus and Neptune - that is our sign - while Lacia
pinpoints the location of the Dragon Balls in her dream and then we will go and
get Sloan! Is that fucking clear?"
Trunks blinked, wide-eyed, then nodded.
"Thank God!" She threw her hands in the air and rolled her eyes.
"Then all we can do is wait." Lacia
sighed, dotting the location of the last Dragon Ball and setting down her
paper.
So they sat.
And sat.
And sat.
And sat.
And they waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
For about two hours straight, they waited
unconditionally in silence(except for the common cough or occasional snore).was
odd, since the group was usually so loud and giggly, they sat oddly still and
silent, serious as hell almost as if they were dead, but not. They held each other and sometimes, would
gaze into one another's eyes. But for
the most of the time, they sat as though to never tire of it, waiting for any
indication of lesbian-like creatures.
After two long hours of waiting, however, although
they stayed almost taciturn, they began to become, well, a bit... distracted.
Chibi Usa lay on Gohan's lap, staring up into the
mystic (hee, hee, Mystic Gohan) eyes of her beloved. He stroked her face
lovingly and ran his finger though her pink hair.
Lacia held Piccolo's hand and stared at it for the
longest time, as though an intriguing movie or something.
Access sat, in a fit, because Yuki squatted behind
him, running her finger though his long purple hair, smelling it, then brushing
it with her hand once more. Through his
frown, however, he got a secret happiness from her loving his hair.
Ryo kept trying to put his hands up Karen's shirt,
but she lightly pushed him away at first, waiting anxiously to save her friend.
Eventually, she become less involved with waiting and playfully nudged him, but
made no real attempt to stop him.
Jodi and Goku sat in the back, kissing and despite
the fact that they made no sound, Jodi kissed his neck and he caressed her
back. Nobody thought it was weird because they were behind the couch.
Sarah sat, monkey-slapping Vegeta- just kidding![I
felt the urge to write something weird for a change] Actually, Vegeta had
fallen asleep on her lap and she was sitting there with a brush, desperately
trying to brush out all the gel. She
struggled to get the brush untangled after one stroke of the comb.
Sammy laid on a chair, Asleep. Krillin lay on her,
stroking her head and gazing longingfully into her face. She snored lightly, which made Krillin
smile.
Azefree and Travis stood, they didn't even realize
that they were standing up. She laid her head against his chest, running her
finger up and down his back.
Trunks waited ever-so-anxiously by the door, for any
second the two girls could come bursting in and Lacia's prediction would be
right.
Andy was pretending to be asleep, but he tried to
keep his lonely tears from falling. In
his heart, he was all alone and wished for someone to hold.
Suddenly, Lacia bolted upright.
"What is it?!?" Piccolo asked frantically.
"I just remembered! Uranus and Neptune don't
come first in the dream! Someone else comes, too!" she announced.
"Who!?!?!?" frantic voices pleaded.
"I remember it all now! In my dream, we were
sitting around just like this and all of the sudden-"
DING, DONG!
"-in walks Lum." She finished happily.
"Lum!?!?" It was Andy's turn to jump.
The door swung open to reveal the sexy blue-haired
lady in a tiger-striped outfit.
"Hi, everyone!" she giggled. Andy ran to
her and she opened her arms.
"Andy, you know how I was condemned to only
love one man? And he wouldn't want me? That man was you!" she cried.
"How?!? I have always cared for you!" he looked surprised.
"Then I'm just an airhead!" she smiled.
Geez, you're telling me! Sarah thought.
Lacia smiled with satisfaction.
"Then what happened, oh, great knowing
guru?" Karen asked her sarcastically. Then she laughed.
"I..... I'm not sure... I don't remember all of
it.... But I do know that the two come... something about
"Titanic"... I think we watched it, but I don't know for sure... It's
confusing, but I know." Lacia tried to explain.
"Let's watch "Titanic" and see what
happens." Yuki suggested.
Lacia gathered popcorn and the rest of the group,
and they sat in the huge living room. Everyone sat down in front of the Big
Screen and popped in the movie.
They all sat with the movie blaring in front of them, nobody was really
watching. They all secretly waited, knowing
that Lacia was right, waiting for any indication that Uranus and Neptune had
come.
But they, again, got tired of paying attention to
one thing for too long and began to cuddle as they had earlier. More of them
kissed than before but that was only because they were in the dark. They all settled down to kiss some more,
completely indulged in one another, the movie rang out-
"ICEBURG RIGHT AHEAD!!!!"
Every single person jumped straight up, frozen in
fear. Trunks had raced to the door.
Karen began to laugh hysterically.
"You guys look like idiots!" she cried.
"Hey, shut up! You jumped just as
high!" Jodi pointed out.
Karen stuck out her tongue at Jodi, then giggled a
little at herself and cuddled to Ryo once more.
Though she seemed calm, Karen kept the thought of
everybody leaping high in the air at the sudden sound of the loud movie.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
"What the hell is it now, Karen?" Yuki
asked, getting annoyed.
"I swear, you guys all laid eggs or
something!" she chuckled.
Lacia bolted up straight, in unison with
Piccolo.
"THE EGG!!!" they both screamed at the
same time.
"What the?" Sarah asked at the two ran
upstairs immediately.
"What's up with them?" Chibi Usa asked
Gohan, who had turned absolutely pale.
"I... uh, well, uh... I ... they...." He
stuttered.
"That's okay, it sounds like they have
something that can't be hidden, so, well, I'll wait to see it." She
settled.
"Thanks for understanding." Was all he
said.
"Yup."
Upstairs, Lacia and Piccolo gathered around the egg.
"I can't believe that this happened." She
marveled.
"I know... what are we going to do?"
Piccolo held her tight. They stood in silence for a few minutes, contemplating
what to do.
"We'll raise him." Lacia concluded.
* * *
The movie ended and besides enjoying the movie,
nobody got anything out of the night. Marguerite and Jennifer were not there
and nothing had happened.
Trunks sadly sighed, then walked off to his room.
"I'm sorry, Lacia, I guess you're just a little
off." Sam apologized, then stumbled to her room.
"I just know that..... It meant something
because Lum came..." Lacia tried to think. Lum came to Lacia.
"Yes, sweetie, but you called me." Lum told her, then walked off stylishly with Andy,
who grinned enormously.
Lacia plopped down disappointedly on the couch. Piccolo strolled over to her and sat by her
side.
"I-I was sure that I was right, Piccolo. I just
knew it was true." She shook her head in confusion.
"Lacia." Piccolo took her head in his hand
and looked deeply into her blue eyes. Slowly she revealed her hanging head,
tears stung her eyes, threatening to fall.
"Don't give up. Somehow, I know you're right." He told her, then brought her
face to his at they met in a kiss. Her sadness lifted as it always did when
they kissed.
The two got up to go to Piccolo's house. When they
reached the door, they heard a funky noise.
"What the hell is that?" Piccolo asked.
Lacia shrugged, then opened the door. She gasped.
There stood Jennifer and Marguerite in their Sailor
outfits. Neptune Held Uranus's hip while they kissed. They were leaning on the door, kissing vigorously.
"Eww, that's disgusting! Get the hell out of
here!" Piccolo cringed and flung the door shut.
"Piccolo! We were waiting for them!!!"
Lacia shrieked and opened the door. The
two hadn't even realized that anyone had seen. As Marguerite's hand traveled up Jennifer's shirt, Lacia cleared her
throat and, just as she was about to tap the two, Karen came to the door and
slapped Marguerite upside her head.
"Ow! What the hell.... Oh, oops..." she
shouted until she realized they were making out on somebody's porch. "Damn it,
Jennifer, I told you not to lean on the teleportation device!!! Where are
we?!?"
'Sorry." Jennifer shrugged.
Lacia jumped up and down, grinning and clapping her
hands quickly.
"Yea!" she squeaked.
"You were right!!!" Trunks came thrashing
down from upstairs, falling down a few times, then somehow making it to the
door. He ran to Lacia and hugged her tight.
"Thanks, Lacia, you're the best!" he
cried.
"Hold on, Trunks, we still have to find the
Dragon Balls." Yuki pointed out.
"No, Yuki, we don't! I know exactly where they were in my dream and I made a map. Then I was smart enough to make seven
copies, each one highlighting a different Dragon Ball. So this way, we can assign groups to each
find a Dragon Ball." Lacia figured.
"Okay, do you think that we could get some
sleep first?" Vegeta asked, somewhat cranky.
"Are you stupid, dad?" Trunks began, his
father glaring at the comment. "The longer we wait to find the dragon
balls, the more Sloan has to wait! We have to do this as best we can as fast as
we can!"
"But remember, Lacia was a little off on the
dream, given credit that it did happen, it was out of order." Goku pointed
out to Trunks, then looking to Lacia, said "No offense or anything."
"None taken." She smiled sweetly
Trunks looked to his dad, incredibly anxious and
almost whiny.
"But da-ad!" he cried.
"Damn it, Trunks, quit being such a
pussy!" Vegeta yelled, then smacked his son on the back of his head.
"Ow!" he shouted in pain.
Yuki sighed.
"Trunks, I think we should get some sleep
first. Sloan is safe and warm, in her
own little palace, away from all harm, and thinking of you. So don't worry. I guarantee she can wait,
okay? We'll find the Dragon Balls much
faster if we have all of our energy." Lacia said softly, then turned to Piccolo
for reassurance, who nodded.
Trunks sighed impatiently, then walked upstairs to
his bedroom.
Everyone kind-of drifted off to where they were sleeping, leaving only Piccolo, Lacia, Jennifer, and Marguerite.
"So, uh, what were you doing out there, anyway?"
Piccolo asked.
"Popping popcorn." Jennifer said sarcastically.
"What did it look like we were doing?!? We were making out until we were
interrupted."
"It looked odd- I've never seen women make out before." Piccolo admitted.
"Would you like to see it again?" Marguerite asked
evilly, sensually glancing at Jennifer.
"And it's not something I would treasure watching again." The namek
cringed and walked off with Lacia towards his house.
The two shrugged and starting kissing once more.
Lacia and Piccolo got to his house.
As they walked inside, Lacia flopped down on the couch.
"What's the matter, Lacia?" he asked lightly, sitting next to her and
rubbing her arm.
"I don't know, just thinking."
There was a pause.
"About what?" Piccolo asked.
"I guess about who's going to guard Tokyo and if it's really a good
idea to stay here and leave all of the people who depend on us."
"You've got to stay, all of you. I mean, it was nice having you all come around once in awhile, and
helping us fight some of our small battles. But Lacia, this time I fell in love. And this fight taught me a lesson that not even a great trainer like
myself could teach. That love is what
makes you stronger, not training and if you have no affection for anyone, then
your training will never be complete." Piccolo looked deep into Lacia's
troubled eyes, seeing straight to her heart once more.
She laughed softly and looked away.
"How can you say such heartfelt words without even knowing it?" she
looked back at him, this time it were her eyes that send a wave of fire to his
soul.
Piccolo leaned to her, to where his forehead rested on hers and they
stared at each other eyes (close up).
"Because I love you and sometimes my heart gets too full from seeing
your face and it all explodes into words."
He then realized that his eyes were filled with tears.
He broke away from her glance and sort-of laughed.
"Damn it, look at me, turning into a fucking faucet here." He did a
half-laugh again as he quickly wiped his tears.
Lacia smiled.
"It's okay."
She put her hand on his back, which faced her, and began to rub it all
over.
In ecstasy, he laid onto the couch and let her sit on his lower back.
Her hands worked into his back, massaging and kneading him.
Leaning down, she began kissing his back, tasting the salty sweat that
always coated him. Her lips moved to
his neck where she lightly bumped into his head.
Piccolo sat up and started to kiss her on her neck, then down her
collarbone.
Suddenly, he stopped and got up off the couch.
"Piccolo! What the hell?!?" Lacia sat up.
He smiled, then turned the lights out.
She smiled, and he didn't have to see it – he just knew…
Sadly, that's the end of it. IT's not the end of the story, but I never got to finish it before I moved, and since it was based on my friends and I never saw them, I haven't finished it. Hope you liked it!~_^
