"Young-one! Champagne!"
Green one had date with Adi-Galia. Conspired, in the middle of the night, because Yaddle was very jealous. rows were usually finished with broken glass and victims in people. Obi-Wan gave them champagne and dinner, but he didn't return to his bed because Mace Windu woke up, and he was the one who had that night duty hours in the day nursery.
And so young Jedi with hard sigh left his darling pillow and went to organise night party to babies at the age from twelve months to three years. Those from brats who could move on their own crawled up to Obi-Wan's knees what strengthen his opinion about kids. Nightmares. He started to tell short, concise story spiky with swords and dirty with blood.
Kids immediately fell asleep in a fright of being pricked and getting dirty.
Meanwhile Kenobi put a smile back on his face and fell down on his bed. After getting one more dose of anaesthetic (i.e. hitting the wall with his head. Beds width was regulated to fifty cm) he fell asleep in few seconds.
Unfortunately few minutes later a new day started to Qui-Gon. Above-mentioned got up from his bed and with rising cheer "We've got to save the Galaxy!" started to took his Apprentice out of the bedding. The results weren't impressing. Crew-cut head moved ten centimetres above the pillow and announced: "Let Yoda go with you." Supporting it's announcement with middle finger of right hand pointed up. Then it politely returned to the pillow, where it should lie.
That very day Galaxy was invaded by the army of lost planets and without saving- it begun to fall. That was the day when senator Palpatine begun to think about becoming an Emperor.
Everything happened, because Obi-Wan Kenobi didn't have good night sleep.
