Quina Quen: A delicious story
"ME SOOOOO HUNGRY," said the lonely Qu, sitting on the wedding boat overlying the emerald stream in the middle of Conde Petie. The sun was shining through the window to reveal rays of light, it was the perfect setting to get hitched, yet, this was the last thing on Quina's
one track mind. He swung his feet out making small ripples in the water as his large pot-belly began to roar like a raging lion. (Yeah, you know exactly what was on Quina Quen's mind) "This city food very expensive and.......ME HAVE NO MONEY," he began to sob loudly. It's wails echoed through-out every corridor and hallway in the entire city. "Excuse me Quina," Dagger said poking him on the shoulder. Quina looked over and gazed at the site he knew would come. Zidane and Dagger were arm in arm, each dressed in very beautiful clothing with a short, green priest holding a thick black bible. "Do you believe that ye' can move, I be marryin' these two," said the little priest. "Let me think......NO," said Quina as he started back with his ear-splitting wails. "Quina......GET OUT OF OUR WAY," shouted Zidane over all the ruckus. "Give me chocobo leg first," Quina bargained (not really caring how important the wedding was). Zidane's head began to shake intinsly, as if a volcano preparing to erupt. "Now, Quina we all no that the CFC (Conde Fried Chocobo) is closed this whole week, now, do you think you can move?" asked Dagger very calmly. "Well, OK," Quina agreed. But, as Quina stood up, the whole wedding boat collapsed. The giant pile of ruble hit the water, creating a tidle wave that ingulfed Dagger and Zidane, totally ruining their clothing.
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It took two, and a half weeks to: Re-build the marriage ship, fill the pool back up with water, and get Quina a stupid chocobo leg. During this time, Vivi appeared with a big clay pot, filled to the brims with sparkling ice flowers from the ice cavern (which Quina ate). Steiner came to dubb Quina as a knight (Quina ate his sword). And some dude came to Quina saying that Quina had won the publisher's clearing house sweepstakes (Quina ate the check). All in all it was a great time in Quina's life. *Then came the wedding*
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Da Da Da Daa, Da Da Da Daa. Dagger came walking through the long, narrow stretch of red carpeting, leading straight to her true love. Da Da Da Da Daa Da Da Da Da Da Daa. Everyone was there: Quina, Vivi, Steiner, Amarant, a jealous Eiko, Freya, Regent Cid, ect.
Dagger reached the pugh after about a mile of red carpet. "Gees my feet are killing me," Dagger wispered to Zidane. Quina began to ball like a baby. "Me always cry at weddings," Quina sobbed. The peacher began the ceromony when Necron appeared in a huge tux to fit his
giant, blue body. The ceremony drug on through th night, and Quina was getting hungry.
Blaa Bla Bla bla bla blaaa, that's about all Quina could make out. finally, there was a light at the end of the tunnel. "You may kiss thee bride." Suddenly, a frog hopped atop Zidanes top-hat. Quina rushed in between Zidane and Dagger just as two wet lips pressed against it's wide cheeks. "QUINA!"
