TRUTH OR DARE
Duo crosses his arms. "Damn! How did they talk me into doing this?"
"Because I promised to make you
happy if you did!"
Duo uncrosses his arms and looks at
me. "How 'bout you make me happy now, and
when the game's over, you can make me happy even more!"
I give him my 'Yeah right!' look. "How 'bout not."
"Oh c'mon! You know how much I hate
playing 'Truth or Dare?'!"
"Exactly!
That's why I promised to make you the happiest man on Earth when it's over!
Now, you either shut up and play, or no happy!"
"Alright. But the happy better be worth
it!"
"Oh,
it will."
Duo gets an evil smirk across his sly
looking face. I decide to start the game before there are any more protests. "Alright! Who's going first?"
Heero raises his hand. "I will! Wufei. Truth or dare?"
"…Dare…"
"I dare you to kiss Erin on the lips!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Wufei and I both yell at the same
time. "WHAT?!?"
"INJUSTICE! You have GOT to be kidding
me!"
"Nope" Heero said as a sly grin streaked
his face.
Quatre speaks up and tries to solve
the dispute. "Wufei. It's a dare! You have
to do it!
I
lean forward in my chair as I scream, "Yeah! But does it have to involve ME?!?"
"Look. Just be thankful that it
wasn't disgusting." Quatre said coolly.
Wufei
stands up in front of his seat, obviously offended. "Wasn't disgusting? Wasn't
disgusting? I mean, what about my Pride? What about my Honor?"
"What Pride? What Honor?"
"Shut
up Maxwell!"
"Wufei!
I don't like this any more than you do. So just shut up and let's get this over
with!"
"FINE!
But you WILL pay for this Heero Yuy!"
"Wufei! Shut up and kiss the girl
already!" Duo didn't appriciate the fact that
Heero had the nerve to dare Wufei to kiss "HIS" girl!
Wufei kisses me and I wipe my mouth
with my sleeve. "BLECK! YUCK!"
"Here." Duo pulls me over to him and kisses me on the lips. He then
punches Heero in the face, hurting Heero pretty badly. "That's what you get for messing with 'MY' girl!" And with that, he pulls me up against him and frenches me.
Quatre leans over to Wufei. "Well,
Wufei. I guess it's your turn."
"Good!
YUY! Truth of dare?"
"Dare!"
"Than
I dare you to French kiss Erin!"
"People!
Quit picking on me! I am NOT to be kissed by everyone in this room!"
Heero looks at me and smirks. "This should be simple enough."
Duo
and I yell at the same time. "What Do You Mean?"
Heero doesn't bother to answer us. He lunges towards me just as I
pry myself from Duo's grasp. Heero Frenches me; bending me backwards and
pouring all his emotion into it. It lasts for about a minute, and, while still
kissing me, pulls me back up, and the reluctantly pulls his mouth from mine.
He's still holding me in his arms, when…
"Fuck you Heero! You didn't have to put THAT much emotion into it!"
Heero faces Duo. "I'm just giving you a challenge!"
Duo glares at Heero evilly, growling.
I just stand there, staring at Heero, startled, still wrapped in
his arms.
Heero looks in my eyes, then at my lips, and kisses me again.
After about 10 seconds, he pulls away once more, and slowly lets me go. He sits
back down as I slump down into my chair next to Duo, still staring at Heero.
Duo then pulls me to him and pecks me on the lips. Then whispers
in my ear. "I'll make up for that later babe."
I just smile at him.
Heero yells across our little circle. "Trowa, your turn."
"Alright. Quatre. Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Is it not true that you like Dorothy Catlonia?"
Duo lunges forward in his seat. "WHAT? You like 'Creepy
Eyebrows'!?!"
"Y-yes" says an embarrassed Quatre.
"Ok. Your turn." Said Trowa cheerfully.
"I don't know how you ever knew, but I plan on finding out!
Well, anyway… Erin. Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Alrighty then. What do you mean when you say You'll make Duo
happy?"
"What
do I mean? Well… I… Uh… Um… Uh… Do I have to answer that question?"
"YES!" Shouts all the boys as they all lean forward in their
seats.
"But
it'll ruin the surprise!"
"Oh, alright. I'll ask you something else. Are you a virgin?"
"Of
Course I Am!"
"Okay. Duo, it's your turn."
"YAY! Hey Trowa! Truth or dare?"
"Um…
Dare."
"YAY!" Duo rubs his hands together. "I dare you to
sing… The Back Street Boys!"
"NNNNOOOOO!!!!
ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE! DUO! I BEG YOU! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
Duo shrugs. "Sorry. But I just HAVE to hear it!"
"Alright.
Fine! Everybody. Yeah, yeah. Rock your body. Yeah, yeah. Everybody, rock your
body right. Back Street's Back. ALRIGHT!…Alright! There! That good enough?"
"Nope! Keep going!" joked Heero.
Trowa's about to sing when… "No. Don't! I was just kidding."
"I'm
not THAT bad!"
"No,
you're not. But I just can't stand listening to THAT… that SONG!"
"Okay!"
Trowa says as he slumps into his chair. "Erin. Your turn!"
"Ok!
Duo! Truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"Then
I dare you to sing the Spice Girls!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Oh
come off it! You made me sing the Back Street Boys! And that's like the
Ultimately WORSE Thing you can ever do to me!"
"Fine! Yo! I'll tell you what I want! What I really, really want!
So tell us what you want! What you really, really want! I'll tell you what I
want! What I really, really want! So tell us what you want! What you really,
really want! I want a uh, uh, uh, uh. I want a really, really, really, want a
zigga zig aye! If you wanna be my lover. You gotta get with my friends! Make it
last forever, 'cause friendship naver ends. If you wanna be my lover. You have
got to give. Takin' is to easy, but that's the way it is! There! Ya happy now?"
"Yep!
Okay! Game's Over!"
The boys leap for joy. "YAHOO!!!"
I grab Duo's wrist and pull him in to his room. "C'mon Duo! Time to make you
happy!" I close the door and stand in front of him. "We're going to Disney World
for 2 whole weeks!"
"YAY! Goodie, goodie gumdrops!… But what are we going to do 'till
then?"
"I'll
play you in Super Smash Brothers!"
"ALRIGHT! I'm Kirby!"
"I'm
Samus!"
FIN
(Actually,
what I meant to say was…)
END
I've got one
evil, twisted, little mind!
Don't I?