Now...Really though? Is
all this necessary?! First i'm cursed to belonging to that little mousy
Riddle boy! Sure,he was fun for a while.
But a beautiful cloth
cover can only take so many color charms,drying charms,and...dare I say
it...HUGS!
My god! The boy was insane!
Everyday,first year to third,it was "Oh my precious book,we are going to
kill him aren't we?! Yes we are! All wees (not a typo) gots to do is curse
him! Then buh bye! Kehehehehe....".
Then he would break into
an evil cackle. These things lasted long of course,I think the record time
for my staying awake was four point 39 minutes,but of course,i would fall
asleep. The boy just stood there on a chair wih me over his head,still
cackling,then gasp and get a dreamy look. After staring at a wall for a
minute he would laugh and hug me to his chest,by this time I woke up due
to the state of his robes. According to Tommy boy,Salazar Slytherin used
to wear those VERY robes. THOSE very robes. Riiiight then. Moving on now.
But that was before he
snapped. Wasn't he already crazy? you ask. But...Isn't he the nutcase that
was singing to the giant squid last night? you inquire. Why yes,you are
perfectly right. But that was sane. Tom got these crazy ideas about ruling
the world,killing these muggles because they did this or that to him,sigh.
He got so boring after a while,but want to know the real truth?
*The diary moves to the
front of the computer screen and whispers*
I think it was becase
they stopped filming the Mickey Mouse club. *snickers evily*
God,he loved that show.
Tom would watch it every day on some T.V. he smuggled in. THATS the real
reason why muggle objects don't work at hogwarts. Isn't it the level of
magic? Ha! No way! God ole Bumbly Bore did something about that T.V. after
the number of times tom showed up for supper in mouse ears singing the
annoying song. Yes...I think I remember the lyrics. M...er...E K...no,wait...nevermind.
What does all this have to do with me? Well,do you KNOW who he practiced
on the perfect those ears?! ME! THATS why i'm so small! While explaining
the process to me,he only said I would have ears. I wasn't too keen on
this idea but anything to get me away from that wand...It was always giving
me that look. *shudder* But anyway,Tommy was a little tipsy with that stick
of wood,charming everything in sight,so its not a surprise that I ended
up a rat for a few day. That boy...If I had hands I would of rung his neck
right then and there.
Once a beautiful,big,antique
book. Now,I tiny thing from some dinky shop in London. I COULD tell you
the name but I forgot,ever since that Potter put a hole through me. Yes,Potter.
Tom was a quiet room-mate here in this book,always slept,but then some
girl started writing in him and of course he wrote back. How I ever got
out of the malfoy house,I do not know just that some teenager had me. How
many times could this girl,Jenny was it? No. Could be Ginny. Anyway,how
many times could she write about some boy named Seamus? Its just the way
his hair flows...Its beautiful Tom. How do I get him to notice me,Tom?
Tom,how did you get in this book? Never one word about the book itself!
NOT ONE!!!! Ginny would scribble painfully and quickly,then Tom would answer
her back perfectly calm and sensible. Well,as sensible as the kid ever
got. While these two talked for hours,I watched the girl. I do admit,even
for how old I am,she was kind of pretty and began to grow on me.The SAME
day I was pondering asking Tom to ask her something for me,Ginny flushed
me down a toilet. Now...sniff...normally memories aren't painfull but this...I
was in love! Are you happy now?! She flushed me down a toilet!!! Tom got
angry and found his way back to her. I,always having the power over him,helped
him along in the little world takeover thingy and gave her instructions.
The worst mistake of my life. It started as payback for the toilet,but
then things got personal. Now,here we have Ginny. First love of my life.
Then we have Potter,a sincere nutcase with good intentions. Mix in a little
basilisk and you have Tom gone,a fang through my delicate pages,and our
plan failed.
Sigh. I put a lot of
work into that,too. Well then,i guess it is time to make another to get
out of this awful attic,there is a Gya Finder giving me that same look
as the wand so many years ago...*shudder*.
A.N.A.: Looks like it
turned out a little more insaner than I thought. A little shorter too.
Oh well,at least I got me something to do. Now,for the discalimer! Take
it aaaawwwaaaaayyyyy Johnie!!!!
*big loud voice call over
the internet that Rooty Beer! is broke and owns none of these characters
or things but invites them all over to do her homework!*