SW related ways of saying someone is crazy.

  • One hydrospanner short of a full set.
  • Sheilds are down.
  • Threepio's quiet.
  • Stuck his digit in the wrong socket.
  • Really a protocol droid, treated like a god.
  • Dumb enough to be defeated by Ewoks.
  • Made the jump into hyperspace without setting the coordinants.
  • Sharp as a stormtrooper's shot.-Unicorn Lady
  • The brains of a rancor.
  • The wit of a Hutt.
  • Stupidity as obvious as Jacen's love for Tenel Ka.
  • One Wookiee short of Kashyyk.
  • One crystal short of a lightsaber.
  • One blade short of a lightstaff.
  • A Sith without the dark side.
  • A Jedi without his robe.
  • A Padawan without a master.
  • Unmindful of the living Force.
  • A direct relative of Jar Jar Binks.
  • Not exactly Nubian royalty material.
  • Compared to his IQ, Jar-Jar's a genius.-Unicorn Lady.
  • As unreliable as the Falcon's hyperdrive.
  • About as bright as a future in the Maw.
  • About as bright as a stormtrooper.
  • About as bright as an Imperial Admiral.
  • As confused as Yoda's speech patterns.
  • The same level of sentience as a Gort.