How do you say someone's not all there in the Star Wars universe? Can't exactly say wheel's turnin' but the hamster's dead, now can ya? All complainers shall be sent to the spice mines of Kessel.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 185 - Reviews: 18 - Published: May 22, 2001 - id: 291409
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SW related ways of saying someone is crazy.
One hydrospanner short of a full set.
Sheilds are down.
Threepio's quiet.
Stuck his digit in the wrong socket.
Really a protocol droid, treated like a god.
Dumb enough to be defeated by Ewoks.
Made the jump into hyperspace without setting the coordinants.
Sharp as a stormtrooper's shot.-Unicorn Lady
The brains of a rancor.
The wit of a Hutt.
Stupidity as obvious as Jacen's love for Tenel Ka.
One Wookiee short of Kashyyk.
One crystal short of a lightsaber.
One blade short of a lightstaff.
A Sith without the dark side.
A Jedi without his robe.
A Padawan without a master.
Unmindful of the living Force.
A direct relative of Jar Jar Binks.
Not exactly Nubian royalty material.
Compared to his IQ, Jar-Jar's a genius.-Unicorn Lady.
As unreliable as the Falcon's hyperdrive.
About as bright as a future in the Maw.
About as bright as a stormtrooper.
About as bright as an Imperial Admiral.
As confused as Yoda's speech patterns.
The same level of sentience as a Gort.
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