Heehee… this my second fic

Heehee… this my second fic. Flaming is accepted.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. Enuf said.

Zelda for Super Dummies

The Deku Tree

Link had bad dream, scary man chase girl. Scary man look at Link. Link wake up, annoying fairy tell Link go see big talking tree. Link leave house, Link talk to friend. Link go see tree, dummy Mido block Link. Say Link need sword shield then Link go pass.  Link find sword and buy shield. Mido let Link go, big talking tree say go inside and kill big thingy. Link go inside, kill mutant spider. Tree gives Link shiny green crystal. Tree die Link leave forest. On way out friend stop and give Link ocarina. Link leave.

Princess Zelda

Link go to market, buy stuff. Link go see princess, guard caught him. Link see singing girl. Girl give Link egg. Morning came, egg hatched. Link get past guard. Get to Zelda. Zelda tell Link loooong story, give Link letter. Link see strange man. Link leave, weird lady teach Link song. Link goes.

Dodongo's Cavern

Link go to village, then go to other village. Big talking rock there, won't give link red rock. Link go back to friend, friend teach Link song. Link play it to big talking rock. Rock dance funny, give Link bracelet. Link go into cave. Link go and kill weird mutant lizard. Big rock give Link red, shiny rock.

Jabu-jabu's belly

Go to watery place, Link play game. Fish give Link scale. Link find bottle, show to giant fish. Fish took an hour to move out of the way. Link go inside bigger fish. Rescue small fish, kill big thingy. Small fish give Link shiny, blue rock

End Chapter 1

Hehe. R & R!!