Zelda so simple anyone with an IQ of 10 or higher can understand! Pleez R&R
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 337 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 1 - Published: May 21, 2001 - id: 290745
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Heehee… this my second fic
Heehee… this my
second fic. Flaming is accepted.
Disclaimer: I
don't own Zelda. Enuf said.
Zelda for Super Dummies
The Deku Tree
Link had bad
dream, scary man chase girl. Scary man look at Link. Link wake up, annoying
fairy tell Link go see big talking tree. Link leave house, Link talk to friend.
Link go see tree, dummy Mido block Link. Say Link need sword shield then Link
go pass.Link find sword and buy
shield. Mido let Link go, big talking tree say go inside and kill big thingy.
Link go inside, kill mutant spider. Tree gives Link shiny green crystal. Tree
die Link leave forest. On way out friend stop and give Link ocarina. Link
leave.
Princess Zelda
Link go to market,
buy stuff. Link go see princess, guard caught him. Link see singing girl. Girl
give Link egg. Morning came, egg hatched. Link get past guard. Get to Zelda.
Zelda tell Link loooong story, give Link letter. Link see strange man. Link
leave, weird lady teach Link song. Link goes.
Dodongo's Cavern
Link go to
village, then go to other village. Big talking rock there, won't give link red
rock. Link go back to friend, friend teach Link song. Link play it to big
talking rock. Rock dance funny, give Link bracelet. Link go into cave. Link go
and kill weird mutant lizard. Big rock give Link red, shiny rock.
Jabu-jabu's belly
Go to watery
place, Link play game. Fish give Link scale. Link find bottle, show to giant
fish. Fish took an hour to move out of the way. Link go inside bigger fish.
Rescue small fish, kill big thingy. Small fish give Link shiny, blue rock
End Chapter 1
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