A Dark And Stormy Night by Darak
By a dark and stormy night.
' Why a dark and stormy night, why not a bright and sunny day? '
' Who writes this fic you or me ? '
' You alright, I was just trying to help here '
' All right as I was saying '
By a dark and sunny night
' AARGGGHHH see what you made me do with your distractions '
' Jeeze, like I could do something about the fact that you are a bad writer. '
' SHUT UP !! '
' Ok, ok, just calm down already '
' Right, so where was I '
' By a dark and stormy night ! '
' Oh yes now I remember '
By a dark and stormy night, all was quiet in Nerima when …
' How can all be quiet when the night is stormy ? '
' IT IS JUST A MANER OF SPEECH ALRIGHT !! '
' What a sore writer '
' I AM NOT A SORE WRITER, TAKE THAT YOU FREAK (Sound of Mallet Well known to
most Ranma Fans), AAAAHHHH that definitely is good for the nerves, now on with the story '
By a dark and stormy night in Nerima, two figures approached the Tendo dojo,
"Why are we here for Pop ?" asked the smaller one
"Nothing you should be concerned about Boy" answered the other, that then knocked at the door ….
' ARRRGGGGGHHHH I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GOING TO WRITE NEXT, THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT !! '
For the sake of innocent readers the rest of the text was cutted after the author turned berserk.
