A/N: Here it is! The happy part 2 of 'Zelda Characters Party With Harry Potter Characters.' I'm glad you guys all liked part one, it makes me happy to get HAPPY reviews. And only one of you flamed me! (and for no good reason, I might add.) But that's ok, ya can't win 'em all! I'm so happy! Yes, the Dursleys ARE out of character in this story. (I mean, would Petunia EVER in a million years ask Dudley to get his fat ass of the couch? I think not!) So, today, since I'm SO HAPPY! ::Sings: If it ain't eggs, it ain't breakfast. Ooh, I love those eggs. The incredible edible egg! I love eggs!:: Woops, sorry. That song's been in my head ALL FRICKIN DAY! But that's ok, because there are still 249 more shopping days left till Christmas! I Can't Wait! ::Sings: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! ::Does a little dance:: Everywhere you go!:: Ha! Sorry. Yeah, I know Chrismas is a long way away. Just playin around. Ya know, I'm startin to like these author's note thingies. Before, I thought they were pretty damn pointless. But actually, they're kinda fun! Ha! I'm having fun! I'm having fun! ::You think: AuntieM is OFF HER ROCKER:: actually, she's not. She's just ::Thinks:: well, do you really care? ::Sings: The incredible edible egg:: I LOVE the Today show! Please excuse some of the mistakes you may find, I'm typing this on Notepad, not Microsoft Word. and, most importantly, BE HAPPY!

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The heaed carpender in Kakariko Villiage was busy rounding up his lazy sons for the party. "Teddy!" he called to his youngest son. "Round up the others 'n gettem in the tractor! I'll rev it up!"

"Righto Father!" called Teddy, and he ran to find his other brothers. He walked into the Kakariko Pub where he found most of his brothers. They were all drunk, and looking like they didn't need to go to the party.

"Big Ted!" called one of them. "Younger bro come to party with us, huh?" The rest of the men laughed.

"Boris!" said Teddy. "I'm going to a party, and -"

"How's that?" asked one of the men the carpenders were drinking with.

"Yeah!" said another. "We want to go to a party!"

"Well then get on the tractor!" said Teddy. "Father's revving it up, and he's leaving with whoever's on board." With that, the pub emptied as fast as their glasses emptied. All the men headed to the tractor, leaving Teddy in the dust.

"Wait up!" called Teddy. "You can't leave without me!!"

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The Hogwarts faculty was running around, a mess, trying to make it to the party in time. "Albus!" called Professor McGonnagal. "I can't find my hair net, have you seen it?"

"It wasn't my turn to watch your hairnet, Minerva," came a rather irritated response from Dumbledore. "Why should I be worrying about hairnets when I'm only half dressed!" Just then, Professor Snape came in, all ready.

"Come Albus! We're going to be late for the party." Both Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonnagal shot Snape an irritated look. "Oh, and Minerva," Snape started, with an outstetched hand. "I believe this is yours?" He handed her a black hairnet which she took graciously.

"Thank you, Severus," she said, putting it in.

"We're nearly ready," said Dumbledore. "You can start heading to the end of the grounds to Apparate."

"We don't have time to Apparate," said Snape.

"Well, then we certainly don't have time to fly there," said McGonnagal.

"Ooh, if anyone had some Floo Powder, we could take the fireplace from my office," Dumbledore suggested.

"That is a good idea..." thought McGonnagal. "Ooh, Poppy?" She stopped Madam Pomphrey, who was rushing down the hall. "You wouldn't have some Floo Powder handy, would you?"

"I most certainly do!" said Poppy. "I always keep some spare in case I need to send kids home." She turned around to head back to the hospital wing to fetch the Floo Powder.

Several more minutes went on like this, hecticly, until finally, everyone was gathered in front of Professor Dumbledore's fire.

"Alright, you go first, Minerva," said Dumbledore.

"Ooh, no, I had better go later to -"

"Just go, we're late!" cried Dumbledore, pushing her in.

"Shit, Albus, that hurt!" she cried.

"You next!" called Dumbledore, pointing to Professor Sprout.

"I think I'll just go in..." said Sprout, stepping into the fireplace.

"All right, Severus! You go!"

"What am I doing taking orders from a crazy old bat?" he muttered to himself.

Dumbledore heard him. He spun Snape around. "Who the hell you callin old bat?" he demanded of him. "You come here and say that to my face!"

"I'll just -" said Snape, turning to go into the fireplace.

"Somebody remind me one day to kick his ass," said Dumbledore under his breath. "Alright," he said, to everone else again. "Poppy, you go!" Things went on like this until everyone had stepped through the fireplace, and finally Dumbledore dove into the fireplace, and....


CRASH!!!

"SHIT!" he called. "Damnit! I ran out of Floo Powder! Shit!" He rubbed the lump on his head, and set off for the end of the grounds where he would have to Apparate to the party.

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By the time Dumbledore got to the party, it was already started. He could see that it was the same place where the Quidditch World Cup was held the year before. There were so many people there, he was in awe. He recognized the Weasleys, and he picked out Hagrid immediately, over by one of the bars, but there were a lot of strange people there as well. There were these big brown rock creatures, and fishlike creatures that could walk on land. There were many people that looked like humans, but they just...weren't. "This will be an EXCELLENT party," thought Dumbledore to himself, as he stepped into the crowd to begin to mingle.

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Teddy ran to catch up to his brothers, but by the time he got to where he was going, the cart was already gone. "Damn!" he called. "Damn brothers!" He stood there awhile. "Damnit, I'll have to walk." So Teddy began to walk to the Northeast side of Hyrule Field, where the party would be held.

When he got there, the party had already started. Hyrul Field was beautiful! He was shocked at how many people there were. He recognized the Zoras, the Gorons, and 3 Sandie 3 the Cucco lady. "Sandie. She must have hopped on the cart with my brothers. I wonder what she must have thought..." But there were strange people there as well. There was a big clan of people all with flaming red hair. There were all kinds of people that looked like Hylians, but they just...weren't. They were all dressed in funny robes too. "Well," Teddy thought to himself. "This should be a great party. Sandie's here 3" And Teddy walked off into the crowd to mingle.

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A/N:
Bummer! The party started, and guess what? AUNTIE M DECIDED TO STOP WRITING! It's ok. Now it's starting to become more of a story! I'll put more up soon. Don't you worry bout a thang. Just r/r and more will come, but for now, be HAPPY! ::Starts to sing Little Fugue in G Minor by J.S. Bach:: Just...don't ask.