A/N:
Hey hey hey! It's FINALLY HERE!!! PART 3 OF ZELDA CHARACHTERS PARTY WITH THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!!! AND THEY'RE PARTYIN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE!!! Dirty dancing, drunk Percy Weasly, and a little romance between Dudley Dursley and who else? READ TO FIND OUT!!! READ READ READ READ READ READ READ!!!!!!! You must think I'm incredibly hyper right about now. Well, I'm not, but I just though to something funny. ::Puts on large, dark sunglasses and says, "Frau! You look so.....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.:: Don't ask. I think that's terribly funny! I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass of now. Actually, I'm not. Hey, I got an idea! You read my story, and then YOU can laugh TOO!!
Looking back, I've noticed that this author's note was a bit empty. Oh well, what do you WANT me to write about? How I did my advanced math all over the back of "Bach: 15 3-Part Inventions"? I don't know. SOO!! The DOW is up like 163 today so I'm SOSOSOSOSO happy, except for the fact that my teeth about KILL! (NO MORE BRACES! NO MORE BRACES!) OK, irrelevent to the highest extent. Please read. The party starts
NOW!!!!
~*~*~
Crazy Joe the windmill guy was playin some music. He just hooked his little phonograph thingy up to an amp and started to turn the knob...
"AHHHHH!" screamed Crazy Joe. (Electronic devices have weird affects on old people.) "What the hell...?"
"JUST TURNED THE KNOB!" screamed the people. "IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!"
"Huh?" asked Crazy Joe.
"PLAY THE MUSIC!"
"Wha? I'm hard of hearing."
"Oh, for gods' sake!" said Hermione, who was standing with Harry and Ron and the foot of the stage. She hoisted herself onto the stage and approached Crazy Joe. "Here, if you're afraid of the amplifier, do this -" She pointed her wand at the phonograph and whispered "Sonorus." "There," she said. "Play us some frickin music!"
Crazy Joe picked up the phonograph and began to turn the handle. Music came out loudly, but not enough to scare the old people off their feet. He played the music with a smile on his face as Harry, Ron, and Hermione went to find Fred and George.
~*~*~
The Weasleys were gathered together in a happy group, and all of them were drinking. But none of them had been drinking as much as Percy. Mrs. Weasley had just enough of a 'high', if you will, not to yell at the twins for drinking, and the twins were keeping themselves under control pretty well. But Percy was smashed. So too, of course, was Penny.
He had his arms around her waist and they both had a glass in their hand. Percy spun Penny around and they almost knocked over a whole crowd of Zoras and Gerudos.
"Hey! What's the big idea?" asked one of them.
"Ooh, nothing," said Penny, tipping back the contents of her glass. She walked toward the Zora/Gerudo group and noticed that Link was among them. She staggered toward him, wiggling her butt as much as she could.
"Wow," said Link, dazed. "That's one hot ass!"
"What did you say?" asked Malon.
"Huh?" asked Link, snapping out of it. "Oh, I said, uhm, let's go dance!"
"Sure!" said Malon. She grabbed Link around the waist and the two of them walked over to where the dancing was taking place.
"Lookit all these weird people!" said Link. The 'weird people' were Professore Dumbledore, Professore McGonnagal, and Vernon and Petunia Dursley who were (for some odd and insignificant reason) getting along. The song playing was *NSYNC's "Digital Digital Get Down", and they all seemed to know the whole dance.
::SPEAKERS: Digital digital get down, just you and me...:
Dumbledore could really 'get down'. They all formed a line, (including Link, Malon, Zelda, Bob, Ron, and Hermione) and did the refrain again. After the refrain though, none of them knew the rest of the dance except Dumbledore. Everyone formed a circle around him and he was in the middle break dancing. He was spinning around on his butt and legs, and all kinds of stuff. Everyone around him cheered, "GO ALBUS! GO ALBUS! GO! GO! GO ALBUS!" He stood up and did like a Disco dance for a while, while everybody clapped along.
At the end, every aplauded, and Dumbledore was about to sit the next song out when...
::Speakers: Her butt is soooo big!:
"IT'S BABY GOT BACK!!!" everybody cheered. Instantly, all the girls present lined up in the centere and started shakin their butts.
::Speakers: I like big butts and I cannot lie..::
All the girls were shakin their butts in the air while the guys stood and watched.
"I have no butt!" complained Hermione.
Teddy stared dazed at Sandie's butt, while Bob didn't hesitate in going up to Zelda and dancing right along with her. She was standing up shakin her butt, while Bob was standing behind her dancing. They were a good couple. Everyone was watching them. But suddenly, Dumbledore's eyes drifted somewhere else...
Impa was towards the end of the line, trying to shake her butt but she wasn't quite sure what she was doing. Albus leapt up an ran over to her.
"You have one hot ass!" he said.
"Thanks!" said Impa. She put her arms around his neck and they started dancing together. Once again, a circle began to form around Dumbledore. The people in the circle were dancing too, wiggling their butts and the guys dancing with the girls in front of them, but nobody was dancing as well as Alubs and Impa. Impa really got down, she had a pretty large butt. Dumbledore got down on the ground and started doing the 'worm'! Everyone cheered, and Impa got on top of him and started riding him like a donkey. Then...
Speakin of the devil! Guess what song played next?
::Speakers: Please! Please! Please! Let me ride the donkey donkey. Let me ride the donkey donkey!::
Everyone got down doing the donkey. Then, Percy and Penny came over, and THEY decided to give it a try. Percy got down on the ground and began to try to do the donkey. He fell all over everybody, until he ended up lying on the ground with Penny over him, doing nothing but laughing hystarically. People started to drift away from Percy, but he chased after them. He saw Nabooru and immediately walked up to her and put his arms around her.
He shook back and forth trying to dance, but Nabooru wiggled away. "What the hell do you think you're doing, pretty boy?" she asked him.
"I just wanted do dance," he slurred. But it REALLY sounded like, "I just wanted your ass."
Off in the distance were Fred and George who had given up on the alcohol. It tasted nasty anyways. But they had a tape recorder they stole from Dudley, and were recording Percy with it.
"Ooh, Mum's going to love this!" George chuckled.
"Aw, dear brother George," inquired Fred, "don't you think this would be a tad mean to our dear brother Percy?" The two of them were silent.
"NAH!" said both of them. "Let's see what else we can catch him doing."
But just then...
::Speakers: Thong th thong thong thong::
"Hey! I have one 'a those!" said Penny.
"Hey! Me too!" said (oddly enough) Professor McGonnagal.
"And you can't forget me!" said (even MORE oddly) Petunia Dursley.
As Petunia went into the middle wearing nothing but her shirt and thong, Vernon almost fell off his chair. "GLughdn" he choked.
"You OK?" asked the carpender.
"Oh, yes, fine," said Vernon, a little shakely.
"Ya wanna dance?" asked the carpender.
"Uhm, no thank you," replied Vernon.
"Suit yourself," said the carpender, and crazily enough, he went up and started dancing alone.
::Speakers: Let me see that thooooong! Thong th thong thong thong.::
Penny moved back and forth, trying to dance.
"Waitaminute..." she slurred, looking around, during the middle of the song. "Where's my Pe, uh, where'd you go, Percy?" She was knocked over by a crowd of thonged ladies.
Link ran over to her to help her up. "Are you OK?" he asked.
"Percy?" she asked.
"No," said Link. He sat her down at a table and walked over to Malon. "She's stewed."
"Riiiiiiiiight," said Malon, who was NOT wearing a thong. The two of them continued to dance.
Percy was still drinking, when his mother approached him.
"Percy Nathanial Weasley!" she yelled at him.
"Hmm?" he asked, tipping nearly over.
"I thought you'd have more sense!"
"I do have sense, see?" He poured himself another glass of God-knows-what and drank it.
"This is exactly what I mean!" Molly knocked the glass out of his hand and grabbed him by the wrist and stood him up. But he immediatly collapsed.
"Shit, Percy, why did you have to do this?"
"Hmm?" asked Percy, who was now sprawled out on the grass.
Molly lifted him up and stood him on his feet, but he couldn't walk.
"I'm not doing this!" she shouted. She put him back on a chair. "I'll let your father come back and get you, you damn son of a bitch!" There was a pause. "Wait a minute...You're not a son of a bitch, because that would make ME a bitch, and I certainly know that I am NOT a bitch, so that would make you a...." More pause. "...Jackass!"
Fred and George were still laughing in the bushes.
"This is good!" said Fred. "We got Percy drunk, Mum swearin, now all we need is..."
"Dudley Dursley!" finished George.
"Huh?" asked Fred.
"Right over there!" said George, pointing to another bush which stranged kissing noises as well of Dudley's foot were stuck out of. They ran and hid in a closer bush.
"If only we had a one of those things Muggles use to record moving pictures for their, uhm, telly-o-vision thingy" Fred whispered.
"I wonder who that is he's kissing," said George.
"My guess is as good as yours. He's covering her all up!"
They pawed their way through the bushes to get closer, but they heard noises on the other side of the bush.
"Oh no! We're caught!" said Fred.
"Yes, you're caught," said Link, who was with Malon, Sandie, Teddy, Zelda, Bob, Professor Dumbledore, Impa, Professor McGonnagal, Bill and Ron Wealsey, Harry, and Hermione.
"But you're OK," said Harry. "Watcha doin?"
"Spying," whispered George. He motioned toward the bush.
"Ooh, who's that he's kissing?" asked Bob.
"Who would WANT to kiss him?" asked Hermione.
"Let's find out," said Fred, and he moved aside a certain branch so everyone could see Dudley Dursley kissing -
"::GASP::" said Link. "I never thought..."
~*~*~*~
A/N:
Hahahahah! Chatper's over! I'm evil, aren't I? Well, didja like it? Didja didja didja didja? Please review! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! ::Sings: And I think to myself. What a wonderful world! Yes I think to myself. What a wonderful world!:: Yes, it IS a wonderful world. (That's a wonderful song, too.) I'm just FULL OF SONGS, aren't I? Yes I am! Please, if you have any ideas for the continuation of this party, please say so in REVIEWS! SO, the chapter's over, and if you don't review YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHO DUDLEY WAS KISSING UNDER THAT BUSH!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M SO EVIL!! (Actually, I'm a very nice, sweet, gentle person, who is just bent on having readers on the edge of their seats, only to find out that that damn evil Nancy person decided to stop the chapter at the climax! ::baby voice:: Aw, too bad. ::end baby voice::
See ya next time on
ZELDA CHARACTERS PARTY WITH THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!!!!!!!
Hey hey hey! It's FINALLY HERE!!! PART 3 OF ZELDA CHARACHTERS PARTY WITH THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!!! AND THEY'RE PARTYIN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE!!! Dirty dancing, drunk Percy Weasly, and a little romance between Dudley Dursley and who else? READ TO FIND OUT!!! READ READ READ READ READ READ READ!!!!!!! You must think I'm incredibly hyper right about now. Well, I'm not, but I just though to something funny. ::Puts on large, dark sunglasses and says, "Frau! You look so.....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.:: Don't ask. I think that's terribly funny! I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass of now. Actually, I'm not. Hey, I got an idea! You read my story, and then YOU can laugh TOO!!
Looking back, I've noticed that this author's note was a bit empty. Oh well, what do you WANT me to write about? How I did my advanced math all over the back of "Bach: 15 3-Part Inventions"? I don't know. SOO!! The DOW is up like 163 today so I'm SOSOSOSOSO happy, except for the fact that my teeth about KILL! (NO MORE BRACES! NO MORE BRACES!) OK, irrelevent to the highest extent. Please read. The party starts
NOW!!!!
~*~*~
Crazy Joe the windmill guy was playin some music. He just hooked his little phonograph thingy up to an amp and started to turn the knob...
"AHHHHH!" screamed Crazy Joe. (Electronic devices have weird affects on old people.) "What the hell...?"
"JUST TURNED THE KNOB!" screamed the people. "IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!"
"Huh?" asked Crazy Joe.
"PLAY THE MUSIC!"
"Wha? I'm hard of hearing."
"Oh, for gods' sake!" said Hermione, who was standing with Harry and Ron and the foot of the stage. She hoisted herself onto the stage and approached Crazy Joe. "Here, if you're afraid of the amplifier, do this -" She pointed her wand at the phonograph and whispered "Sonorus." "There," she said. "Play us some frickin music!"
Crazy Joe picked up the phonograph and began to turn the handle. Music came out loudly, but not enough to scare the old people off their feet. He played the music with a smile on his face as Harry, Ron, and Hermione went to find Fred and George.
~*~*~
The Weasleys were gathered together in a happy group, and all of them were drinking. But none of them had been drinking as much as Percy. Mrs. Weasley had just enough of a 'high', if you will, not to yell at the twins for drinking, and the twins were keeping themselves under control pretty well. But Percy was smashed. So too, of course, was Penny.
He had his arms around her waist and they both had a glass in their hand. Percy spun Penny around and they almost knocked over a whole crowd of Zoras and Gerudos.
"Hey! What's the big idea?" asked one of them.
"Ooh, nothing," said Penny, tipping back the contents of her glass. She walked toward the Zora/Gerudo group and noticed that Link was among them. She staggered toward him, wiggling her butt as much as she could.
"Wow," said Link, dazed. "That's one hot ass!"
"What did you say?" asked Malon.
"Huh?" asked Link, snapping out of it. "Oh, I said, uhm, let's go dance!"
"Sure!" said Malon. She grabbed Link around the waist and the two of them walked over to where the dancing was taking place.
"Lookit all these weird people!" said Link. The 'weird people' were Professore Dumbledore, Professore McGonnagal, and Vernon and Petunia Dursley who were (for some odd and insignificant reason) getting along. The song playing was *NSYNC's "Digital Digital Get Down", and they all seemed to know the whole dance.
::SPEAKERS: Digital digital get down, just you and me...:
Dumbledore could really 'get down'. They all formed a line, (including Link, Malon, Zelda, Bob, Ron, and Hermione) and did the refrain again. After the refrain though, none of them knew the rest of the dance except Dumbledore. Everyone formed a circle around him and he was in the middle break dancing. He was spinning around on his butt and legs, and all kinds of stuff. Everyone around him cheered, "GO ALBUS! GO ALBUS! GO! GO! GO ALBUS!" He stood up and did like a Disco dance for a while, while everybody clapped along.
At the end, every aplauded, and Dumbledore was about to sit the next song out when...
::Speakers: Her butt is soooo big!:
"IT'S BABY GOT BACK!!!" everybody cheered. Instantly, all the girls present lined up in the centere and started shakin their butts.
::Speakers: I like big butts and I cannot lie..::
All the girls were shakin their butts in the air while the guys stood and watched.
"I have no butt!" complained Hermione.
Teddy stared dazed at Sandie's butt, while Bob didn't hesitate in going up to Zelda and dancing right along with her. She was standing up shakin her butt, while Bob was standing behind her dancing. They were a good couple. Everyone was watching them. But suddenly, Dumbledore's eyes drifted somewhere else...
Impa was towards the end of the line, trying to shake her butt but she wasn't quite sure what she was doing. Albus leapt up an ran over to her.
"You have one hot ass!" he said.
"Thanks!" said Impa. She put her arms around his neck and they started dancing together. Once again, a circle began to form around Dumbledore. The people in the circle were dancing too, wiggling their butts and the guys dancing with the girls in front of them, but nobody was dancing as well as Alubs and Impa. Impa really got down, she had a pretty large butt. Dumbledore got down on the ground and started doing the 'worm'! Everyone cheered, and Impa got on top of him and started riding him like a donkey. Then...
Speakin of the devil! Guess what song played next?
::Speakers: Please! Please! Please! Let me ride the donkey donkey. Let me ride the donkey donkey!::
Everyone got down doing the donkey. Then, Percy and Penny came over, and THEY decided to give it a try. Percy got down on the ground and began to try to do the donkey. He fell all over everybody, until he ended up lying on the ground with Penny over him, doing nothing but laughing hystarically. People started to drift away from Percy, but he chased after them. He saw Nabooru and immediately walked up to her and put his arms around her.
He shook back and forth trying to dance, but Nabooru wiggled away. "What the hell do you think you're doing, pretty boy?" she asked him.
"I just wanted do dance," he slurred. But it REALLY sounded like, "I just wanted your ass."
Off in the distance were Fred and George who had given up on the alcohol. It tasted nasty anyways. But they had a tape recorder they stole from Dudley, and were recording Percy with it.
"Ooh, Mum's going to love this!" George chuckled.
"Aw, dear brother George," inquired Fred, "don't you think this would be a tad mean to our dear brother Percy?" The two of them were silent.
"NAH!" said both of them. "Let's see what else we can catch him doing."
But just then...
::Speakers: Thong th thong thong thong::
"Hey! I have one 'a those!" said Penny.
"Hey! Me too!" said (oddly enough) Professor McGonnagal.
"And you can't forget me!" said (even MORE oddly) Petunia Dursley.
As Petunia went into the middle wearing nothing but her shirt and thong, Vernon almost fell off his chair. "GLughdn" he choked.
"You OK?" asked the carpender.
"Oh, yes, fine," said Vernon, a little shakely.
"Ya wanna dance?" asked the carpender.
"Uhm, no thank you," replied Vernon.
"Suit yourself," said the carpender, and crazily enough, he went up and started dancing alone.
::Speakers: Let me see that thooooong! Thong th thong thong thong.::
Penny moved back and forth, trying to dance.
"Waitaminute..." she slurred, looking around, during the middle of the song. "Where's my Pe, uh, where'd you go, Percy?" She was knocked over by a crowd of thonged ladies.
Link ran over to her to help her up. "Are you OK?" he asked.
"Percy?" she asked.
"No," said Link. He sat her down at a table and walked over to Malon. "She's stewed."
"Riiiiiiiiight," said Malon, who was NOT wearing a thong. The two of them continued to dance.
Percy was still drinking, when his mother approached him.
"Percy Nathanial Weasley!" she yelled at him.
"Hmm?" he asked, tipping nearly over.
"I thought you'd have more sense!"
"I do have sense, see?" He poured himself another glass of God-knows-what and drank it.
"This is exactly what I mean!" Molly knocked the glass out of his hand and grabbed him by the wrist and stood him up. But he immediatly collapsed.
"Shit, Percy, why did you have to do this?"
"Hmm?" asked Percy, who was now sprawled out on the grass.
Molly lifted him up and stood him on his feet, but he couldn't walk.
"I'm not doing this!" she shouted. She put him back on a chair. "I'll let your father come back and get you, you damn son of a bitch!" There was a pause. "Wait a minute...You're not a son of a bitch, because that would make ME a bitch, and I certainly know that I am NOT a bitch, so that would make you a...." More pause. "...Jackass!"
Fred and George were still laughing in the bushes.
"This is good!" said Fred. "We got Percy drunk, Mum swearin, now all we need is..."
"Dudley Dursley!" finished George.
"Huh?" asked Fred.
"Right over there!" said George, pointing to another bush which stranged kissing noises as well of Dudley's foot were stuck out of. They ran and hid in a closer bush.
"If only we had a one of those things Muggles use to record moving pictures for their, uhm, telly-o-vision thingy" Fred whispered.
"I wonder who that is he's kissing," said George.
"My guess is as good as yours. He's covering her all up!"
They pawed their way through the bushes to get closer, but they heard noises on the other side of the bush.
"Oh no! We're caught!" said Fred.
"Yes, you're caught," said Link, who was with Malon, Sandie, Teddy, Zelda, Bob, Professor Dumbledore, Impa, Professor McGonnagal, Bill and Ron Wealsey, Harry, and Hermione.
"But you're OK," said Harry. "Watcha doin?"
"Spying," whispered George. He motioned toward the bush.
"Ooh, who's that he's kissing?" asked Bob.
"Who would WANT to kiss him?" asked Hermione.
"Let's find out," said Fred, and he moved aside a certain branch so everyone could see Dudley Dursley kissing -
"::GASP::" said Link. "I never thought..."
~*~*~*~
A/N:
Hahahahah! Chatper's over! I'm evil, aren't I? Well, didja like it? Didja didja didja didja? Please review! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! ::Sings: And I think to myself. What a wonderful world! Yes I think to myself. What a wonderful world!:: Yes, it IS a wonderful world. (That's a wonderful song, too.) I'm just FULL OF SONGS, aren't I? Yes I am! Please, if you have any ideas for the continuation of this party, please say so in REVIEWS! SO, the chapter's over, and if you don't review YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHO DUDLEY WAS KISSING UNDER THAT BUSH!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M SO EVIL!! (Actually, I'm a very nice, sweet, gentle person, who is just bent on having readers on the edge of their seats, only to find out that that damn evil Nancy person decided to stop the chapter at the climax! ::baby voice:: Aw, too bad. ::end baby voice::
See ya next time on
ZELDA CHARACTERS PARTY WITH THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!!!!!!!
