A/N:
Ok! The suspense has built long enough! Now, this is the moment you've all been waiting for. The moment of truth. The time when you figure out who the hell would want to be NEAR Dudley, let alone kiss him. So, here goes! I won't talk anymore, cause I know you want to see.

Disclaimer:
I don't own anything that's not mine.

Here Goes!!


~*~Zelda Characters Party With The Harry Potter Characters~*~

~*~Part IV: The Moment of Truth~*~


Everyone gasped and stared in wide-eyed horror.

"Dudley, who's that under you? Are you sure she's still alive?" asked Harry.

But Link knew full well who it was. "RUTO??!!! What the hell are you doing makin' out with Fat Bastard??"

At that, Ruto instantly climbed out from Dudley, stood up, and wiped the salivary amylase from her face. "Ew, I was kissing Fat Bastard?"

"No, but pretty close," said Harry.

"Oh," said Ruto, confused. "I thought I was kissing Link."

"WHAT?!!" screamed Link in rage. He advanced toward Ruto. Malon put her arm out to hold Link back, but he kept going. "What the hell did you just say??"

"I said -"

"I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!" He calmed down enough to say, "How the f-f-f-HEll did you mix me up with this whale whose ten times my size and has a pink face?!!"

Dudley just sat there, looking confused. Ruto didn't knonw what to say. She looked back at Dudley, and started laughing. "AHahahah!! He DOES look like a whale!" Then she looked back at Link. "Sorry, Link," she laughed.

Malon grabbed Link around the waist and whispered in his ear, "I think Ruto's had a little too much to drink. Let's get out of here."

"Sure thing," said Link, and he and Malon went back to dance. Ron and Hermione went off to dance as well, leaving Harry with the others.

Hermione and Ron danced together. The song playing was "Let It Be" by the Beatles.

"I love this song," said Hermione.

"Who are the Beatles?" asked Ron.

"They're a Muggle music group. Very popular all around the world. All of their songs are old, because they were around back in the '60's."

"Wow, that's old."

"But we don't need to think about that," said Hermione. She leaned closer to Ron, and Ron leaned closer to her.

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A/N:
::screams:: AAAAAAAAHHHH!! I've become a R/H shipper! Actually, I never was shipper in the Harry Potter catergory before. But that's ok. One of you reviewers actually guessed who Dudley was kissing. I'd like to let you know that I had the story planned before you guessed, so nice job on the guessing! Have a good night, everyone, and a pleasant tomorrow! Bye!!!