Author: Silver Miko
E-mail: silvermoon510@hotmail.com


THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF THE CRAZY SENSHI
Part 2



" Dude, I'm bored." Setsuna said playing with her nails. " Me too." Yaten said. " Okay, let's see..... maybe there's something fun in Ami's bag!" Mamoru said. Yaten grabbed it and opened it. " Text books...... glasses...... hey a sandwhich, bottles water, tampons........ ehhhhhhh......... a zippo..." " Ooh! Let me see!" Yuuichirou said. " Okay." Yaten tossed the zippo to Yuuichirou.
" You smoke?" Hotaru asked. " No, I'm a pyro. Living at the shrine does that to you." " Oh...... don't light that in here." Haruka said as she Michiru scarfed down cookies. " Um, there's some manga in here...." Yaten tossed them to Hotaru. " A pack of cigarettes.. woah, Ami smokes? And HEY!!!" "What?!" " Highway Bingo!" " WOOHOO!" everyone but Hotaru yelled. She was fully engrossed in the manga.
" Hotaru, what manga is that?" Haruka asked. Yuuichirou grabbed it. " WOAH! HENTAI MANGA!!!" he said quickly flipping through the pages. " HOTARU!!!!" the outer senshi yelled. " Well, it was entertaining." " Mamoru, where are we?" Yaten asked looking around. They seemed to be driving through a field of cattle. " I don't know...... THUMP! MOOOOOOOOO!" " Oops! We hit a cow!" " YES!" Setsuna said looking at her bingo card.
After hitting various things and spotting many weird objects, Haruka won the game. " YES!!" " Darn." Setsuna said. Meanwhile, Yuuichirou was sleeping against the window while Yaten rested his head on the dashboard. Haruka and Michiru and Setsuna were eating cookies, Hotaru was playing with Sega Game Gear. Mamoru had put on the Anime Radio Station. " WOOHOO! Unmei wa Utsukushiku!" Michiru said reaching over to turn up the volume. Still asleep, Yaten tried to swap Michiru away, but ended up grabbing her breast.
Haruka immediatly punched Yaten's head. " OW! F*CK!" " HENTAI!" Michiru yelled smacking Yaten. " OW! What?" " You grabbed my breast!" Michiru yelled. " Sorry, I was asleep!" Yaten said falling back asleep.


" Guys, I hate to alarm you, but I need to use a bathroom." Ami said. " NO!" Seiya yelled. " Seiya, maybe you.." " Shut up Taiki!" " PLEASEEEEEEE?" " NOOO!" Seiya screamed. " FINE! I tried to be f*cking nice but I've had it! Unless you want me to get blood all over the car seats you'll stop so I can buy some pads!" " NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANI?" " I got my period you stupid asshole!" Ami screamed. Seiya quickly screeched into a gas station as Ami jumped out and ran inside and to the bath room. She returned and sat down. " Here." Taiki said handing her some Midol. " Aw.... thanks Taiki-san! Could you find me somethig to wear though?" Ami said STILL in her stupid blue and white one piece swim suit. " Oh right." Taiki looked through the glove compartment and pulled out a tee shirt. " Here, this should fit. I think it's Seiya's." " Okay." she pulled on the teeshirt and looked at it suddenly horrfied. " ICK! RICKY MARTIN?!" she screamed. Seiya blushed.
" Mamoru-san, can we PLEASE stop now!" Hotaru said. " Huh? ARE YOU NUTS?! SEIYA IS TRYING TO KILL ME!" " We're all tired! We need to sleep!" " WE NEED FOOD!" the three other Outer Senshi yelled. " NO YOU DON'T!" Yaten yelled back. " LOOK! We're in the middle of no where! Unless they have a tracking device, we're safe. Let's go hide out in that spooky looking cabin for now." Yuuichirou said pointing to a large cabin in the middle of the pasture/field. " YEAH! Like camping!" Haruka said grinning.
The seven made their way inside. There was a fire going. " MOSHI MOSHI? Anyone home?" Setsuna yelled. No answer. " Nope." everyone immediately pulled out sleeping bags and fell asleep.


" Yami ni tojikomerarete mo hikareau......" " Ami-chan! SHH! I'm trying to think!" Seiya said. Taiki was driving now and Seiya was alone in the back. He was wearing sunglasses, even though it was night as he drew blue prints in his " OPERATION: ASSASSINATION" notebook.
A blue convertable was driving next to them. The driver had silver hair and blue eyes and was drinking Coca Cola. The girl in the passenger seat had long aqua hair and blue eyes. She was drinking tea. " OI! Vegete-P! It's Seiya!" " OOH! GET HIM!! He's with uteri boy and Ami!" " YIPPEE!" Silver said. She rolled down the window. " Oi oi, gimme Tasuki's tessen that we borrowed!" " Hai!" Vegete chirped going FY SD mode grabbing the tessen. She handed it to Silver. " YOOOHOOOOOOOOOO! SEIYA!!!" Silver yelled. Seiya rolled down his window. " Yes?" " We have something for you!" " REALLY?! WHAT?!" " THIS! LEKKA SHIEN!!!!!!!!" Silver yelled as fire shot out from the blue car and burnt Seiya. He managed to put out the fire, but most of his remaining hair was gone. He had clumps of black hair and burnt skin on his head. Taiki couldn't help but laugh.

Silver: HA! TAKE THAT SCUMBAG SEIYA!!!!!!!!!!

Mamoru was in a masked sleeping bag, Yaten's had stars on it, Hotaru's had Saturn, Setsuna's had ice cream bars, Yuuichirou's was flame designed, and Haruka and Michiru shared a Uranus and Neptune sleeping bag. No one minded. Yaten tossed and turned in his sleep.
"UMI GA HIROGARU!" a voice sang out. Yaten woke and looked around. He heard singing. He quietly walked up the cabin stairs and saw someone twirling around and singing. " WHO'S THERE?!" he asked almost frightened. " HUH? WHO ARE YOU?!" the figure yelled throwing out a beam of light. Yaten eeped and hugged onto a mannequin. The figure lit up a lighter. " Yaten-kun?!!!!!!!" " Minako-chan?!!!!" Minako grinned and ran towards him. She shut and locked the door and blew out the lighter. " Uh.................. Minako-chan we really shouldn't do this here with the Outers, Mamoru, and Yuuichirou downstairs!" " Shut up!" she said pouncing onto him.

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Mamoru was having a nice dream about Usagi. A VERY nice dream. Suddenly he was awakened by Setsuna. " Mamoru-san! Get up!" " Nani kore?" he asked sleepily. " Listen!" Haruka said. Mamoru strained to listen. He heard some music.
" Search for your love! Eien no Starlight...... kimi ga kaori tsudzuke..." "It's Seiya!" Hotaru said. She looked around. " Where's Yaten-kun?" Michiru asked. They then heard him upstairs yelling something. " He must be sick of that song too." Haruka said grinning. "Let's get him and get the f*ck out of here!" Hotaru said. " HOTARU?!" " Shut up, I'm 14!" she said as everyone ran upstairs.
They tried to open the door but it was locked. " Kuso!" Hotaru said. " Allow me!!!" Yuuichirou said lighting up the zippo. " NO! I'll get it open." Haruka said. She kicked the door open. " It's dark in here!" Michiru said. Hotaru found the light switch and turned it on. " Oh............... my....... GOD!!!" the outer senshi, Mamoru, and Yuuichirou said. Minako was wearing her pajamas and filing her nails while Yaten, only wearing sheet was out of it. " Minako-chan?! What are you doing here?" " What do you mean? This is the Aino Family Hack Shack! I come here to get away from Artemis. Damn nagging kitty. Why are you all here?" " Seiya's trying to kill Mamoru. I think he's finally snapped." Hotaru explained. " Big shock there, ne?" Minako grinned lazily.
" Whatever! We got to go! Seiya's here!" Mamoru said. " Alright. Yaten-KUN! Wake up!" Minako said shoving at Yaten's shoulder. " What? Ohhhh....... AH! Minna!" " Yeah yeah. Get dressed loverboy! Our fave psycho Starlight is here." Yuuichirou said hugging onto the panda dollie. " Okay!" Yaten said quickly dressing while Minako held up a sheet for his privacy, albeit she peeked a bit.
They ran out and jumped into the VW crap mobile and sped off as Seiya ran after them screaming and cursing. " Woah, did you guys see Seiya's hair?" Minako said. " I don't want to know what happened there." Setsuna said eating, you guessed it, an ice cream bar. " Setsuna! That was my last Hagen Daaz Nutty Bar!" Minako said. " Sorry...." Setsuna said sheepishly.
Minako was sitting in Yaten's lap since there wasn't any room for her to sit. Haruka was VERY happy to finally be driving. Michiru was now in the passenger seat. In the backseat was Yuuichirou, Mamoru, Hotaru, then Setsuna, then Yaten with Minako on his lap.

Silver: Personally Yaten and Minako make a VERY GOOD COUPLE!!!

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Ami was now driving and in a better mood. Taiki was in the passenger seat reading War and Peace. Seiya was in the back spraying his hair with 'Insta- Hair'. " Guys, do you know where in the hell we are?" Ami asked. She had found some nice overalls at the Aino Hack Shack and was happy to cover up El Diablo Ricky Martin.

Silver: HE IS THE DEVIL!!!! I SWEAR HE IS!!!


" How does it look?" Seiya asked. His hair looked more greasier than even Hinogeshi from Yu Yu Hakusho. Taiki and Ami just held up and okay sign as they struggled not to laugh. Ami put on the radio and was happy that they were playing songs by the group Deen. " Ah........ Dan Dan Kokoro...." she sighed happily.

In the silly mobile, Haruka was looking for gophers to run over. " OOH! Wait, that's just hay." she sighed. Michiru was reading a mini- travel map. " Let's see..... we are somewhere between Tokyo and Sendai. Hmm..... there's a good shrine up in Sendai." Michiru said. " Guys, I REALLY have to pee." Yuuichirou whined. " Me too." Mamoru said. " Okay, quick stop. Luckily Ami's VW has a good enough engine for me to do my usual 75 mph. We're way ahead of rat boy and the book worms." Haruka said.
They stopped near a deer crossing sign as Yuuichirou ran out quickly in the tall grass. Mamoru, blushing, walked quickly behind a tree and ran back to the car. Yuuichirou came back, his jeacket burnt a bit. " What the hell happened?" Yaten asked. " Uh, I ws trying to burn a bunch of carrots." he said grinning.
" Yare yare. What a dumbass." Yaten said. " On the contrary, he's smart enough to know when to avoid Rei-chan." Minako said. " True." Yaten said. " Guys, I think we should find a way back to Tokyo." Michiru said. " YEAH!" Hotaru said. " How? Seiya's always somewhere behind us!" " Simple. Leave it to me!" Haruka said grinning and raising her eybrows.
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OOH! What will Haruka-chan do? Gotta wait till part 3! ja ne!