Author: Silver Miko
E-mail: silvermoon510@hotmail.com

THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF THE CRAZY SENSHI
Part 3


" Where are we now?" Taiki asked looking up from his Ancient Latin book. " Uh, I don't know." Ami said looking around. She stopped the car. " HEY! Don't stop! We're close to catching up with them!" " Uh, why are here again? Oh yeah, my car." Ami said. " Guys, we're lost. Face it." " Why don't we ask the dude with te backpack where we are." Seiya said. The three got out of the car.
" Excuse me. We're lost, can you help us?" Ami asked. " Me? HA! We're in Kyoto right?" he said grinning. " AH! FANGS! SAVE ME TAIKI-SAN!" Ami said jumping into his arms. " DUDE! What's with your hair?" he asked Seiya. " Nothing! Nothing I say!" Seiya said jumping ito the driver seat of the car. Ami and Taiki quickly got in as Seiya sped off. The boy looked up at the sky. " I'LL GET YOU YET SAOTOME!!"
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" Junken po! Aiko-de-sho! Aiko-de-sho!" the outer senshi and Minako yelled while playing Junken in the back seat as Yaten drove. " WOOHOO! I won!" Minako said grinning. " Aw shucks." Setsuna said. She wanted to win at least one car game. " HEY! Let's play who can ice cream bars the fastest!" she suddenly said. " FOOD?! Yeah!" Haruka and Michiru said happily. The three began. Finally Setsuna won. " YES! I'VE FINALLY WON!!!" she laughed meniacally. " Wow, I feel like I'm home all of a sudden." Hotaru said. She was looking out the window, desperately thinking of how to ditch this joyride from hell and get home.

Silver: Sorry, Hotaru, you're seeing this through the end! Whenever that is cuz I'm having MUCH fun writing this! ^^

Meanwhile...................

" Geez! Yuuichirou is always screwing things up! Where's my damn panda?!" Rei whined. " Who knows." Makoto said bored. " HEY! Why in hell are we still here? It's like three in the morning!" Usagi said yawning. " Good point. Oh well! Sleepover!" Makoto said with a huge grin. The three pulled out sleeping bags. Usagi's had stars, moons, and bunnies on it. Rei's had pandas on it, and Makoto's was just plain green. All three snored loudly. " Waugh!" Luna sobbed. She and Artemis would never get sleep at this rate.


In the sh*t mobile, Yuuichirou was blissfully asleep. Minako was falling asleep in the passenger seat as Hotaru was contemplating using Sailor Teleport, but realized she didn't have enough senshi for it since most of them were out of their minds. Yaten was fixing his PERFECT silver hair. The three older outer senshi were all snoring away. Mamoru was writing a fan letter to Watse Yuu. " And thanks for making Tamahome! He's so cool. I can totally identify with him. Also, Miaka is kawaii. She reminds me of my girlfriend. Keep up the good work in Ayashi no Ceres. Sincerely, Chiba Mamoru."


In the Three Lights Mobile Ami was painting her nails. " Ah, ice blue......" she said as she ate some left over fries from Burger World. Taiki was sleeping. Reading so many books had finally worn him out. Seiya was singing a strane little tune. " Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage......................." he hummed.

Silver: How true! ^^


Soon the sun began to rise. "Come on guys! Get up!" Mamoru yelled. " AH! Shut up!" the three older outer senshi yelled. Hotaru, not being able to sleep, finally snapped. " THAT'S IT! I'm sick of this f*cking car chase from hell! Haruka-papa! Driver's seat now! Michiru-mama! To the maps! Yuuichirou, do NOT light that damn zippo in here! Setsuna-mama you're okay. Minako and Yaten get the hell in the way back! You're taking up my leg room! Mamoru-san take a nap for now." " Okay." everyone said quickly.
"AH! Driver's seat again!" Haruka said in her happy racing daze. "Okay, if we shoot right past them, we can pretty much get away since Seiya's so focused on one direction." Hotaru said. " Okay! Leave it to me! Tenou Haruka, Racer Extrodinare!" Haruka said grinning and munching on a cookie.
" Yaten-kun, it's kind of roomy back here." " So you won't have to sit in my lap anymore!" he said relieved. " I don't have to, unless you want me to." she said with a wink. " UGH! Save that for later you two!" Hotaru sighed annoyed. " Usako.......... hmmmmmmmm Usako....." Mamoru murmured in his sleep. "Looks like Mamoru-san's having a pretty good dream!" Yuuichirou said reading the hentai manga.

Silver: Yuuichirou-chan no ecchi. Ne ne?

Seiya gritted his teeth. " Darn where are they?! I MUST get rid of Mamoru!" " Right.... yeah." Ami said unenthusiastically as she played Tetris on her mini computer. " WHAT?! NO! Blocking my ass! Stupid Tetris cubes!" she yelled. Suddenly the station wagon sped past the light's mobile.
" Dumb car." Seiya remarked. About five miles down he realized it. " KUSO! That was them!" he immediately turned the car around REALLY fast causing Ami to fall onto Taiki. Taiki screamed. " ECCHI!!!" Ami quickly got up and blushed. Seiya began laughing again. " SOON! USAGI WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!"

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Seiya no baka! YAWWWWWWWWWNNNNN. So sleepy. Skiing is really hard, then climbing up a trail AFTERWARDS is tiring. Ja Ne......