A/N: Ok, I only got reviews from Beatles fans so far, but that's ok, I'll just put in better descriptions from now on. I love the Beatles too, if I didn't', they wouldn't be in this story. Anyways, this is going to be an awesome story, and I WON'T KEEP MAKING THEM GO TO WARS! Don't worry. There will be peaceful times too. ::Sings: There will be peace, in the valley, for meeeee, some day! LIKE A BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER! I WILL LAY ME DOWN!:: Sorry, I just HAD to sing the Anne Murray commercial. Anyways, on with the story!

Disclaimer: Don't own Zelda, the Beatles, or the American Revolution!

~*~Part III, American Revolution~*~

BOB: REVOLUTIONARY WAR, HERE WE COME!!!

YELLOW SUBMARINE: ::jerks, bumps, tips upside-down::

ZELDA: I think I'm going to be sick…

RUTO: ::is sick:: I am sick! ::is sick again::

LEE: Ok, now that's nasty.

GRANT: I'm not cleanin it up!

LEE: Well I'm certainly not going to clean it up!

GRANT: You lost the war; you've got to clean it up!

LEE: You WON the war! I had to surrender in front of everyone! The least you can do is clean up a bit of puke!

GRANT: No way!

MALON: I'll clean it up, Ulysses! ::Cleans up puke::

BOB: We're nearly there!

YELLOW SUBMARINE: Crash! Bang!

LENNON: My yellow submarine!!!

ZELDA: Don't worry George, it'll be OK.

LENNON: It's John.

HARRISON: Yeah, I'm George.

ZELDA: Ok John, George.

LENNON/HARRISON: ::shrug::

EVERYONE: ::steps out of submarine::

LINK: Woah! Where are we?

BOB: I told you, the American Revolution!

LINK: ::walks up to a guy in knickers and wig:: What year is it?

GUY IN KNICKERS AND WIG: Why, it's 1776!

LINK: ::sees Declaration of Independence framed on the wall:: (to GIKAW) Is that the Declaration of Independence?

JOHN: Yes, that's my signature right there all big. John Hancock. How'd you know?

LINK: Uh…I don't know.

JOHN: Hold on, let me get George. ::leaves room::

McCARTNEY: This place is weird!

RARU: Tell me about it!

WASHINGTON: ::enters:: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

MALON: It's George Washington! ::faints::

GRANT: ::catches Malon:: Hey, I thought she was mad about me!

LINK: Well, she's MARRIED to ME!

GRANT: You do have a point there, Link.

RUTO: Hi, Mr. Washington. I'm Ruto.

LINK: I'm Link, and that girl Grant's holding is my wife, Malon.

GRANT: ::gives Malon to Link::

LEE: ::shakes Washington's hand:: And I'm General Robert E. Lee. Pleasure to meet you.

WASHINGTON: Oh, you're a general too?

RARU: I'm his brother!

SANTA: Me too!

GRANT: I'm a general!. ::shakes Washington's hand:: General Ulysses S. Grant.

ZELDA: (to Washington) Nice to meet you, John. I'm Zelda.

WASHINGTON: I'm George.

HANCOCK: Yeah, I'm John!

ZELDA: (confused) Oh… ::looks over at Harrison:: And he's John, no wait, George, and ::looks over at Lennon:: he's John. ::Looks back to Washington:: and you're George, and ::looks over at Hancock:: and he's John!

WASHINGTON: Now you've got it straight!

RUTO: Took you long enough!

ZELDA: ::sticks tongue out at Ruto::

RUTO: ::sticks tongue out at Zelda::

RINGO: You guys are acting like babies! Quit it, we're in the presence of a very important General who made us free from England! Of course, being that I am from England, I shouldn't really care, but oh well.

RUTO/ZELDA: ::stare, confused::

ZELDA: Could you run that by us one more time?

RINGO: Forget it.

WASHINGTON: And who are the rest of your crewmembers?

LENNON: We're the Beatles, a popular singing group of the1960s, but our legend still lives on.

WASHINGTON: (confused) 1960's? But it's 1776…

LENNON: Oh yeah, I forgot.

ZELDA: You see, Mr. Washington, we're part of a team that travels through time. All of the Beatles are still alive except for George, no John, who was assassinated sometime in the 1970's or 1980's I think, Santa Claus is nonexistent, so he is just here, Robert E. Lee and Ulysses S. Grant are from the 1800's and the Civil War, and Link, Malon, Raru, Ruto, Bob, and myself are from 2001.

LINK: Speaking of Bob, where the hell is he?

ZELDA: Bob? BOB!!

EVERYONE: ::runs out side screaming:: BOB!!

SANTA: Be calm! He's got to be around here somewhere!

OFF IN THE DISTANCE: ::shooting's heard::

WASHINGTON: Love to chat, but I've got a war to fight! ::jumps on a horse and leaves::

ZELDA: No! Bob can't die in the war!

LEE: He won't die in the war. I didn't!

GRANT: Well, he might. A lot of my men died in battle.

MALON: Damn it, Grant! That wasn't a nice thing to say!

GRANT: (hurt) Well, it's true!

RARU: There he is! He's under the Yellow Submarine!

ZELDA: ::runs over to Bob:: There you are!

BOB: I know! The Submarine crashed when we landed, and I was just fixin it up!

ZELDA: I'm so happy you're safe!

McCARTNEY: But you missed George Washington!

LENNON: Are you sure you don't mean John Washington?

ZELDA: Shut up, George!

EVERYONE: IT'S JOHN!

HARRISON: ::waves:: Hi Zelda!
ZELDA: (to Bob) Anyways, Washington was great. I'm sorry you had to miss him. And you wanted to come so badly, too.

BOB: That's OK, I saw him from out here.

MALON: Well, we best be getting back.

EVERYONE: Awww!!

MALON: But we'll come again!

EVERYONE: YAY!! ::piles onto the submarine and sings:: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE!

LENNON: You know, we had better think of a better theme song!

GRANT: You guys are the one's that made it!

LENNON: True…

GRANT: We can always sing Battle Hymn of the Republic…

EVERYONE: ::covers their ears:: NO!

NANCY: Ok, then we can sing ::sings:: WE CAN WORK IT OUT!

EVERYONE: WE CAN WORK IT OU-OUT!

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A/N:
There we go! I hope you like it! Nothing to say! Please r/r! Have a great day!