Author: Silver Miko
E-mail: silvermoon510@hotmail.com


THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF THE CRAZY SENSHI
Part 4



" Low rider........ is a little higher......... low rider......is a cool rider....... take a little trip take a little trip..... take a little trip with me............. yeah!" everyone in the gagging wagon sang. Even Hotaru, who was in a better mood after sleeping from seven to ten in the morning. " Ah......... it's easier to sleep back here." Minako said stretching out her arms.
" Minna, we're almost back in Tokyo. We have a few more hours to go." Haruka said happily. " So, what do we do when we get back?" Yaten asked. " Uh..........." Haruka said having no idea. " Wait! Rei-chan was trying to summon a god named Suzaku, but it didn't work. What if got the REAL Suzaku no Miko and Suzaku Seishi and get them to summon Suzaku!!!!!!" Minako said. " Ohhhhhhh...... but isn't she in the book world..... oh my God what am I saying?" Hotaru said. " It's possible. I can do it." Setsuna said grinning. " Setsuna-san! You're so kakkoi!" " Yeah........" she sighed.



" Seiya, WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF NABOREGASHI HE ALREADY?!" Taiki said annoyed. " Fine! You obviously don't enjoy good music." Seiya said. " Oh be quiet you too." Ami said. She was trying to figure out how she could transfom in the car since she was sick of looking like a hick Ricky Martin fan. " AHA! Mercury Crystal Power, make up!" she transformed, catching Taiki's undivided attention. " There! Now I feel better." she sighed. She took out her computer and put her visor on. " Uh, Ami, I've always wondered this." " What Taiki-san?" " Why do you need your visor if you have your computer?" " Uh........ cause my visor is cool. I like it! It makes everything orange and blue!" she said blushing. Seiya and Taiki sweatdropped. " I'm bored." Ami said. " Let's play Trivia. I'll start by asking you about Hydroquantic Equations." " YEAH!" Ami said excited.


" I'M BORED!!!" Yuuichirou whined. " Hey! I know! Let's play I Spy." " Okay!" Haruka said grinning. " Hotaru-chan, since you seem pretty left out, you go first." " Thanks, Minako-chan. Okay, I Spy with my little eye, something blue and you can find it in nature." " Uh......... WATER!!" Yuuichirou yelled. " No." " The sky?" Haruka asked. " Nope, Haruka-papa." " I know! Ami-chan's cheesy leaf mirror air freshener!" Mamoru said. " Yup!" " Okay, my turn." Mamoru said grinning. He looked around. " Okay, I spy with my little eye, something brownish black, cold, and somewhat wooden." " What the hell?" Yuuichirou and Setsuna said. " Just guess." Mamoru said grinning. " Coal?" Hotaru said. " Nope." " The road?" " Nope." " The trees?" " It's spring...." " Still." " Nope." " I KNOW!!" Setsuna suddenly yelled. " What?" " My ice cream bar!" " Yup!" " Yeah! Okay my turn! I spy with my little eye, something clumpy, black, and charred." " Charcoal?" " No Yuuichirou." " The car flooring in the driver's seat?" " Nope Haruka!" " I KNOW!" Michiru suddenly yelled. " What?" " Seiya's head!" " YUP!" Setsuna yelled. " SEIYA's HEAD?!?!!" Everyone said. They turned to see Seiya laughing insane and trying to ram them.
" STOP IT! THAT'S MY CAR SEIYA-SAN!" Ami yelled frantically. " OUR CAR!!" Taiki yelled. " DIE MAMORU!!!" "Shine Aqua Illusion!" Ami froze Seiya causing the car the skid off into a corn field. " SHIMATTA!" Seiya was heard yelling. " Poor Ami-chan........" Minako sighed.

Silver: Hey, she WANTED to go with Seiya......

" I'm still bored." Yuuichirou said. " Let's play truth or dare." Mamoru suggested. "Okay, I'll go first." Haruka said. " Okay." everyone agreed. " Okay, Hotaru-chan, truth or dare." " Truth." " Didn't it ever piss you off having to live with Kaolinite and the other Witches 5?" " Actually, the Witches 5 didn't know I existed except as the Silent Messiah. That's why they were always so stupid to attack me. And as for Kaolinite, she could be a real bitch sometimes, but I kind of felt bad for her. She really did love my dad and she didn't want to die. She was always being made fun of by the Witches 5 and was really jealous of them. I kind of feel guilty that she died cause Mistress 9 was in my body when she killed her." " But Kaolinite was a real bitch." Haruka said. " No, she was just doing it for my dad when he was possessed." " I never looked at it that way." Michiru said. " Okay, Michiru-mama, Truth or Dare?"
" Dare?" " I dare you to kiss Haruka-papa on the lips for five seconds." "Okay..." Michiru said. She and Haruka began to kiss. " Uh......... it's been five seconds...... Haruka-papa....... Michiru-mama.." " Gomen." both said sitting back and grinning.
" Minako-chan, truth or dare?" " Truth." " Why are always so obsessed with idols?" Minako and Yaten made a VERY funny expression. " Eh?!" " Come on...confess." "Well, I want to be an idol, and idols are so cool and full of energy... plus they're so cute." " Minako-chan....... do ever realize you ALREADY ARE AN IDOL!?" Haruka said. " Huh?" " Sailor V! You're V-chan aren't you? You have video games, movies, manga, merchandise, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST HEROINE IDOL IN TOKYO for crying out loud!" " Wow, I never though of that......" " Sailor V-chan?" Yaten said puzzled. " Oh!!!!!!!!!!" Hotaru once again explained things to Yaten.
" Oh.... kakkoi!" " Ara, Mamoru-san, Truth or Dare?" " Truth." " When you and Rei-chan were dating did you two ever...." " NO! Geez! We never really even dated! I only thought of her as a friend! She's the one who thought of it as dating!" Mamoru said. " Okay okay." Minako said blushing.
" Setsuna-san, truth or dare?" " Dare." " I dare you not to eat any ice cream for two hours." " IE IE IE IE IE!!!!!!!" Setsuna said shaking her head. " Too bad." " Damn. Yaten, truth or dare." " Truth." " Okay, two things. One, doesn't it ever piss you off having to hang around Seiya all the time, and two, what is your fave anime?" " YES! I don't like ALWAYS hanging around that nutbar. And as for question two, there's a lot. Let's see...... Fushigi Yuugi, Here Comes Greenwood, Utena.... ah.. that's it I think. Oh, yeah. Slayers too." " Okay, this sucks." Hotaru said. " Yeah... HEY! Only one more hour to go and we're home!" Haruka said. " YIPPEEE!"

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh........ they think it's over so soon, ne? I think not. Hehehehkakakakaaaaaaaa. (Tomo laughter)
The I Spy idea came from Vegete! So funny.....
The Truth or Dare game was for a purpose. To clarify Rei and Mamoru's relationship, to show Setsuna's love of ice cream, to give Haruka/Michiru fans a good kissing scene, and the Yaten answer was kind of a pun on Sakamoto Chika. She plays Nuriko/Houki(OVAs only) in FY, and some chick in Greenwood. Utena was kind of obvious cause Utena wants to be a prince even though she's a girl.
Okay, that's it for now. Ja ne. ^^