The Blinking Flipping Blooming Feast of Redwall Abbey
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Ooh, there's a blinking flipping blooming feast,
I'll eat away like a jolly old beast.
There may be mice, moles, and good ol' badg'ars,
But none can eat like a blinking flipping hare,
Jolly leek soup, and mushroom flans,
Leaving behind ol' greasy, grimy pans.
Strawberry cordial, elderberry wine,
Up from the cellars and into the stomach of mine!!!!
But now for the best part o' the meal,
Dessert's quite big of a deal!
All this blinking flipping food from this Redwall Abbey,
Is gonna make a jolly old chaps tummy all flabby!!!
