Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing! I don't own Teletubbies either (And I don't want to!) so don't sue me!!

Trick or Treat

By: Nirro Tenshi

E-mail: honeybear589@hotmail.com

* Ding-dong *

Heero is at Relena's house for Halloween.

Heero: Come on, Relena! They're waiting for us!

Relena: Hold on! I'm coming!

Relena walks down the stairs in a princess outfit.

Heero: WOW.

Relena: What? Oh, I knew I shouldn't have worn this! Hold on I'll go change.

Heero: NO! I mean, no, you look great! Come on.

Heero and Relena leave the house.

Duo: Hey!

Hilde: Hey Relena! Wow!

Relena: What? I look fat in this?

Hilde: No. (thinking: Yes, duh.)

Relena: What are you supposed to be?

Hilde: I'm an Angel, can't you tell? (thinking: Stupid, stupid, stupid!)

Duo: I'm myself.

Trowa: No mask?

Hilde: A mask would actually be an improvement for his face.

Everybody laughs.

Duo: Shut up!

Quatre: I'm a lion.

Trowa: I'm a pirate.

Hilde: I'm an angel.

Heero: I'm Tinky-Winky from Teletubbies.

No one talks.

Hilde: Oh…my….gosh…… I just thought you were a purple jelly bean…..

Duo: Man….that's so not cool…..You can't hang out with us anymore. * shakes his head in disgrace *

Duo: * mumbles * can't believe he's my best friend…..

Relena: * faints *

Hilde: * stares around blankly *

The whole group, except Heero and Relena, who's lying on the ground, starts at a light tread and breaks into a run.

Heero: Wait for me!

Duo: Run faster!

Hilde trips on her high heel.

Hilde: Help me!!!

Duo: Leave her!!

Heero's trying to run with his big purple costume.

Hilde: * sobs * He's gaining on me! Don't leave me here!

Quatre: Shouldn't we go back for her?

Trowa: No! The farther we are from him, the better we are!

Heero: Damn, I dropped my purse! * runs back for it *

Duo turns his head back.

Duo: Good! He stopped.

Trowa: Is he gay?

Quatre: Why?

Trowa: Because he has a purse!

Sally: Hi guys! What are you running from?

They all point behind them. Sally turns her head and sees a purple dot running towards them. Duo pushes Sally out of the way and continues running.

~Heero~

Heero: Damn! They left me!

Heero tears off his purple outfit and reveals he's wearing a red one.

~Duo and the gang~

Trowa: I can't run any faster Duo.

Duo: That gay fag! He's wearing a red suit now! He has a ball too!

Quatre: Well no duh. He's Po.

Duo: You know the names?

Quatre stops dead.

Quatre: Only because um-um..um…Heero told me!

Duo and Trowa run faster.

Duo: Run faster from those freaks!

~Heero~

Heero: Guys? Please stop. It was only a joke! I am a purple jelly bean.

Trowa yells back at Heero.

Trowa: Suuuure, use your vivid imagination! * Copyright: Oni no Makai 2000*

Duo: Faster, baka, faster!

Heero trips and falls in the mud.

Heero: * in a gay tone * Oh great! And this was a rental too. This is gonna cost so much to replace. * flicks mud off while jumping around * Get it off, get it off!!

~Duo~

Duo: Fine, we'll stop. We'll give you one minute. Explain.

Heero walks up and bends over.

Heero: I can't breathe, hold on.

Trowa: You weren't running, you were walking. How could you not breathe?

Quatre: Explain yourself.

Heero: I'm sorry, I can't run in this Pa- I mean..Red costume.

Duo: Oh…sure..

Quatre: Then why did you wear that costume in the first place?

Heero: Because I had nothing else to wear.

Duo: Um..okay? Fine, take off the red costume.

Heero takes off the red costume to reveal a yellow costume.

Trowa: Dammit, Heero!

Quatre rips off the yellow one to reveal a green one.

Duo: Why the hell did you wear four costumes that were gay when you could've picked a pirate one easily?

Heero: I don't know.

Duo punches Heero in the stomach and leaves with the rest.

Duo: * murmurs * Gay fag…