Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing! I don't own Teletubbies either (And I don't want to!) so don't sue me!!
Trick or Treat
By: Nirro Tenshi
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* Ding-dong *
Heero is at Relena's house for Halloween.
Heero: Come on, Relena! They're waiting for us!
Relena: Hold on! I'm coming!
Relena walks down the stairs in a princess outfit.
Heero: WOW.
Relena: What? Oh, I knew I shouldn't have worn this! Hold on I'll go change.
Heero: NO! I mean, no, you look great! Come on.
Heero and Relena leave the house.
Duo: Hey!
Hilde: Hey Relena! Wow!
Relena: What? I look fat in this?
Hilde: No. (thinking: Yes, duh.)
Relena: What are you supposed to be?
Hilde: I'm an Angel, can't you tell? (thinking: Stupid, stupid, stupid!)
Duo: I'm myself.
Trowa: No mask?
Hilde: A mask would actually be an improvement for his face.
Everybody laughs.
Duo: Shut up!
Quatre: I'm a lion.
Trowa: I'm a pirate.
Hilde: I'm an angel.
Heero: I'm Tinky-Winky from Teletubbies.
No one talks.
Hilde: Oh…my….gosh…… I just thought you were a purple jelly bean…..
Duo: Man….that's so not cool…..You can't hang out with us anymore. * shakes his head in disgrace *
Duo: * mumbles * can't believe he's my best friend…..
Relena: * faints *
Hilde: * stares around blankly *
The whole group, except Heero and Relena, who's lying on the ground, starts at a light tread and breaks into a run.
Heero: Wait for me!
Duo: Run faster!
Hilde trips on her high heel.
Hilde: Help me!!!
Duo: Leave her!!
Heero's trying to run with his big purple costume.
Hilde: * sobs * He's gaining on me! Don't leave me here!
Quatre: Shouldn't we go back for her?
Trowa: No! The farther we are from him, the better we are!
Heero: Damn, I dropped my purse! * runs back for it *
Duo turns his head back.
Duo: Good! He stopped.
Trowa: Is he gay?
Quatre: Why?
Trowa: Because he has a purse!
Sally: Hi guys! What are you running from?
They all point behind them. Sally turns her head and sees a purple dot running towards them. Duo pushes Sally out of the way and continues running.
~Heero~
Heero: Damn! They left me!
Heero tears off his purple outfit and reveals he's wearing a red one.
~Duo and the gang~
Trowa: I can't run any faster Duo.
Duo: That gay fag! He's wearing a red suit now! He has a ball too!
Quatre: Well no duh. He's Po.
Duo: You know the names?
Quatre stops dead.
Quatre: Only because um-um..um…Heero told me!
Duo and Trowa run faster.
Duo: Run faster from those freaks!
~Heero~
Heero: Guys? Please stop. It was only a joke! I am a purple jelly bean.
Trowa yells back at Heero.
Trowa: Suuuure, use your vivid imagination! * Copyright: Oni no Makai 2000*
Duo: Faster, baka, faster!
Heero trips and falls in the mud.
Heero: * in a gay tone * Oh great! And this was a rental too. This is gonna cost so much to replace. * flicks mud off while jumping around * Get it off, get it off!!
~Duo~
Duo: Fine, we'll stop. We'll give you one minute. Explain.
Heero walks up and bends over.
Heero: I can't breathe, hold on.
Trowa: You weren't running, you were walking. How could you not breathe?
Quatre: Explain yourself.
Heero: I'm sorry, I can't run in this Pa- I mean..Red costume.
Duo: Oh…sure..
Quatre: Then why did you wear that costume in the first place?
Heero: Because I had nothing else to wear.
Duo: Um..okay? Fine, take off the red costume.
Heero takes off the red costume to reveal a yellow costume.
Trowa: Dammit, Heero!
Quatre rips off the yellow one to reveal a green one.
Duo: Why the hell did you wear four costumes that were gay when you could've picked a pirate one easily?
Heero: I don't know.
Duo punches Heero in the stomach and leaves with the rest.
Duo: * murmurs * Gay fag…
