These are commercials you will never see on television
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Jim Ross is in the ring in the middleof the ring. To the left is the Undertaker to the right is alittle girl
"Ready, set, GO." he said
Kane comes up behind them and lights them on fire. Undertaker starts flailing around like a cartoon character. The little girl stays calm and stops, drops, and rolls.
Undertaker is shown and he is all chared black, as he opens his mouth a few ashes come out.
Kane walks to the front and says " Remember kids, Stop, Drop and Roll. It Really works!"
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A little boy is shown. He is dressed up like Kane and is no more than 8 years old.
An older kid comes up and says"Kane give me your lunch money" Kane grunts and lunges as the boy starts to run.
*a stupid way to burn fat*
Stacker2 the worlds strongest fat burner
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Grand Master Sexay is dancing on the screen. His glasses fell off hit the floor and broke.
"Hey Scotty my glasses broke."
"dude that sux... I know we can go to wwf shopzone.com" they go to the computer and you see them click add to cart.
*the next day*
"Hey Grand Master, your glasses are here..."
"SWEET" Too cool music starts and they both start dancing.
*WWF SHOPEZONE.COM*
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"hi im Jeff hardy... Many of you know me as jeff hardy. Im here to talk to you about risks. Now there are good risks like the lottery. and bad risks like the following..."
Swanton bomb-Guy in a wheelchair w/ a broken neck
Bungee jumping- bungee breaks followed by a little splat
eating corn nuts- guy in coffin
"Remeber we are trained proffesionals. We have been trained to do this stuff. Dont try it at home... PEACE OUT
***
Jim Ross is in the ring in the middleof the ring. To the left is the Undertaker to the right is alittle girl
"Ready, set, GO." he said
Kane comes up behind them and lights them on fire. Undertaker starts flailing around like a cartoon character. The little girl stays calm and stops, drops, and rolls.
Undertaker is shown and he is all chared black, as he opens his mouth a few ashes come out.
Kane walks to the front and says " Remember kids, Stop, Drop and Roll. It Really works!"
***
A little boy is shown. He is dressed up like Kane and is no more than 8 years old.
An older kid comes up and says"Kane give me your lunch money" Kane grunts and lunges as the boy starts to run.
*a stupid way to burn fat*
Stacker2 the worlds strongest fat burner
***
Grand Master Sexay is dancing on the screen. His glasses fell off hit the floor and broke.
"Hey Scotty my glasses broke."
"dude that sux... I know we can go to wwf shopzone.com" they go to the computer and you see them click add to cart.
*the next day*
"Hey Grand Master, your glasses are here..."
"SWEET" Too cool music starts and they both start dancing.
*WWF SHOPEZONE.COM*
***
"hi im Jeff hardy... Many of you know me as jeff hardy. Im here to talk to you about risks. Now there are good risks like the lottery. and bad risks like the following..."
Swanton bomb-Guy in a wheelchair w/ a broken neck
Bungee jumping- bungee breaks followed by a little splat
eating corn nuts- guy in coffin
"Remeber we are trained proffesionals. We have been trained to do this stuff. Dont try it at home... PEACE OUT
