"Hi im the Rock. Many of you guys know me as the Peoples champion. Im here to advertise my new restaraunt. at my restaraunt you can enjoy some of my famous meals. For an appetizer try my cream of monkeys ass soup. for dinner try my big jabroni burger followed up by my delicious poontang pie. If none of these intrest you we also have extra sausy spaggeti w/ a know your role. So come on down to the Smackdown cafe and eat some good rock cooking."
