Davis and the 20 empty beer bottles!
Disclaimer: I don't own digimon.
In this story Davis Has an unlimited supply of money.
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One night Davis went over to the local pub. He asked for a full Keg of beer and also twenty empty
beer bottles. After paying for the beer he sat down on a street corner and drank the whole Keg in one minute.
Then he was so drunk he named all but one of the bottles T.K. He named the one bottle Kari. He started laughing
and smashing the "T.K." bottles. When that was done he started to make out with the Kari bottle.
---------20 minutes passes----------
Davis decided that the "Kari" bottle was cheating on him so he smashed it also. Then he wandered around for a while until he found
himself at the real Kari's apartment building. He slowly stumbled up to the to floor where she lived and knocked on the door.
No one answered so he decided to let himself in. After breaking down the door he stepped inside to find Kari kissing T.K.
"I was right!" Davis yelled at the top of his lungs, "You are cheating on me! Who'da thought my girl would kiss the
enemy?!"
"For the last time, I am not "Your girl" Davis!" Kari Yelled.
"Well if I can't have you then you can't have me!" Davis yelled back.
At this Davis ran outside and jumped to his death. T.K. and Kari ran to the railing and got there just in time to see him hit.
"Holy Sh*t" T.K. yelled, "He killed himself!"
"Is that a bad thing?" Kari asked.
They both went back to Kari's room.
-------------At school the next day------------
Everyone was in the computer lab getting ready to go to the digitalworld when Ken walked in.
"Hi everybody!" he said, "where is Davis?"
"He killed himself last night when he found Kari and I making out." T.K. said, "We thought you knew."
"Oh NO! Davis my one true love! I will join you!" Ken Screamed!
Next thing anybody knew he ran to the window, broke it and slit his throat with a shard of glass.
"That was disturbing" Kari said, "O-well, DIGIPORT OPEN!"
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How did you like it? Please R&R. No flames?
Disclaimer: I don't own digimon.
In this story Davis Has an unlimited supply of money.
----------------------------
One night Davis went over to the local pub. He asked for a full Keg of beer and also twenty empty
beer bottles. After paying for the beer he sat down on a street corner and drank the whole Keg in one minute.
Then he was so drunk he named all but one of the bottles T.K. He named the one bottle Kari. He started laughing
and smashing the "T.K." bottles. When that was done he started to make out with the Kari bottle.
---------20 minutes passes----------
Davis decided that the "Kari" bottle was cheating on him so he smashed it also. Then he wandered around for a while until he found
himself at the real Kari's apartment building. He slowly stumbled up to the to floor where she lived and knocked on the door.
No one answered so he decided to let himself in. After breaking down the door he stepped inside to find Kari kissing T.K.
"I was right!" Davis yelled at the top of his lungs, "You are cheating on me! Who'da thought my girl would kiss the
enemy?!"
"For the last time, I am not "Your girl" Davis!" Kari Yelled.
"Well if I can't have you then you can't have me!" Davis yelled back.
At this Davis ran outside and jumped to his death. T.K. and Kari ran to the railing and got there just in time to see him hit.
"Holy Sh*t" T.K. yelled, "He killed himself!"
"Is that a bad thing?" Kari asked.
They both went back to Kari's room.
-------------At school the next day------------
Everyone was in the computer lab getting ready to go to the digitalworld when Ken walked in.
"Hi everybody!" he said, "where is Davis?"
"He killed himself last night when he found Kari and I making out." T.K. said, "We thought you knew."
"Oh NO! Davis my one true love! I will join you!" Ken Screamed!
Next thing anybody knew he ran to the window, broke it and slit his throat with a shard of glass.
"That was disturbing" Kari said, "O-well, DIGIPORT OPEN!"
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How did you like it? Please R&R. No flames?
