This story was
written in November of 2000, in a new format. It was written over 5 sessions on
AOL
Instant Messaging
between Muffins (lady ofthe celts) and Blush (hundredpapes). These 5 sessions
make up 5
chapters, which were then split into sections for easier reading. We have kept some of the
chatting back and
forth between us in the story to preserve the integrity of what we have
written. We
hope you enjoy
reading this story as much as we did writing it. So without further ado we present to
you..............................................*drum
roll courtesy of Micky Dolenz*...............................................
~The
Monkees/Newsies Crossover~
A Left Turn into 1899
lady ofthe
celts: Ok picture this, The
Monkees are driving along and Peter is in charge of giving directions
hundredpapes: lol
hundredpapes: ala Ellie Mae
lady ofthe celts: Yah!
lady ofthe celts:
They are going to a sifi convention
lady ofthe celts: Micky is a big fan of
Spock, so that's why they are going
hundredpapes: okay.....Peter's giving
directions
hundredpapes: and........
hundredpapes: left turn into 1899?
hundredpapes: or what?
lady ofthe celts: Sounds good
lady ofthe celts: Though Micky is mad
because he missed seeing Spock at the convention
hundredpapes: lol
lady ofthe celts: "Peter how could
you do this? My one chance to see Spock and you take us to the wrong
century." Micky says, while turning to glare at Peter
lady ofthe celts: ((poor peter))
lady ofthe celts: ((where do they park
the car, that's the question))
hundredpapes: in front of the World
Building!!!
hundredpapes: where Pulitzer has to
stare at it!
lady ofthe celts: Yes sooo, Mike, the
only one thinking at the moment says, "Micky for heavens sake leave Peter
alone. We have bigger problems to think about than you missing
Spock" and he slowly pulls the car up at parks it in front of the
World Building, the Newsies are gathered up to buy their papes
lady ofthe celts: Micky is pouting
lady ofthe celts: angrily tearing off his
fake Spock ears
hundredpapes: my turn!
lady ofthe celts: *hands reigns to
Callie*
lady ofthe celts: *imagines Micky with
fake Spock ears* *hehehehehehehehehe*
hundredpapes: Mush turns to
Jack...."Heya, Jack...what's dat ugly contraption ovah dere?"
To which Race *grins* replies..."The automobile, or da people in it?"
lady ofthe celts: *laughs even harder
clutchin stomach* hahahahahahahaha
hundredpapes: your turn
lady ofthe celts: ((yay race))
hundredpapes: ((Look what Blinks just
showed me! P.) --it's Blink))
hundredpapes: *yawns* ((whenever
yous is ready....))
lady ofthe celts: By this point the
Monkees have made there way to the Newsies, Davy having suggested that they
should talk with the locals and find out where they are, he may be short but he
is smart :), *smiles at blink icon P.) hehe* So they come over and
Davy is walking up to Jack to make first contact, but before he can even open
up his mouth Micky runs in front of him, Spock ears back on, and says in a
overly dramatic voice,
lady ofthe celts: "WE Come In
Peace"
lady ofthe celts: All the other guys sigh
lady ofthe celts: ((your turn))
hundredpapes: MY TURN!!!
lady ofthe celts: P.) P.) P.) P.) P.) P.)
P.) P.) P.) P.) P.) P.) P.) P.) P.) P.) P.) P.) P.)
lady ofthe celts: It's my army of Blink's
hundredpapes: Blush forces her way to
the front of the newsie crowd, and looks at the newcomers. After getting
a WONDERFUL eyeful, she turns and shouts, "Heya, Muffins! Come see
this! They're kinda cute!" Muffins runs forward, leaving a
slightly upset Blink behind her to complain to Skittery. Skittery gets
bored quickly, and walks over to Dutchy. Back to the girls (US).
lady ofthe celts: Skittery, that boy,
*hands Skittery a yoyo*
hundredpapes: Muffins leans towards the
one with Spoc ears. "What are you strange people called?"
Blush rolls her eyes.
lady ofthe celts: My turn?
lady ofthe celts: please!
hundredpapes: go for it!
lady ofthe celts: Micky dramatically
turns and says to Muffins, "We are collectively known as.......*drum roll
comes from out of no where, the Newsies look around trying to figure out what
is going on*... THE MONKEES!!!" a cape appears behind Micky and
Peter gives him an applause. Muffins stares at him with wide eyes and for
lack of anything better to do breaks up into fits off laughter, holding on to Blush
to keep straight
lady ofthe celts: But by this time Blush
is laughing too and the two girls fall to the ground helpless with tears
pouring down their faces, every one looks at them curiously
lady ofthe celts: your turn
hundredpapes: Race glares at Micky.
"Now look at what you's done! It can take days ta make dem quit
laughin' when dey get it dis bad!" Micky looks at the girls and then
at his fellow monkees. "I know! Let's have Mike tell them a
joke! They'll stop laughing for sure!"
hundredpapes: *passes
torch to Candace*
lady ofthe celts: Mike glared at Micky,
"You saying I'm not funny?" "Oh no, now you've done it
Micky," Davy said annoyed "You remember what happened last time you
said that?" Micky became thoughtful for a second and suddenly got
this horrified look on his face. *Mike in background* "I'm the
best joke teller you've ever heard, I'll show you, I'll show you
all" The two girls are still laughing, harder and harder.
lady ofthe celts: Just a sec have to add
one side thing
lady ofthe celts: During this whole
laughing fit Sarah walks up to Peter and asks, "Who's that still in the
car" "Oh that's Mr. Shnieder, Our consultant" Peter
replied, with helpful smile. "OOOOOOOO He's cute!!!!!!
Do you think he would mind if I went over and introduce my self?"
Sarah cooed. Peter thought for a moment, "I don't think he will
mind" and clutched his ears as Sarah ran screaming over to the car.
(more)
lady ofthe celts: a few seconds later she
was walking down the street cooing Lovey dovey baby to Mr. Schnieder, what can
I say the family has an affinity for dummies, first Les then her. Now
back to our story.......... callie