DRAGONBALL ZENITH
THE VENGEANCE SAGA
EPISODE 9. THE SHOPPING SPREE.
BY SIMON" ICEBURGER"WARD

This story takes place between the Frieza and Garlic Jr. sagas, Just after the destruction of Namek and the return to earth.

"Okay. What type of beer?"Raldon asked as he wheeled a giant triolley down a super market aisle with Volta walking along beside him with a ten fooot long list. Volta scanned the list and found the correct one near the bottom.

"Red Buu."Volta said.

"What the hell is a Buu?"

"I dunno."

"Why is it red? Is it communist or something?"

"Look! i DIDN`T WRITE THE DAMN THING! It says red Buu! So we get Red BUU! "Volta shouted.

"Is that it?" Raldon asked.

"Thats lil vegeta diaper six pack."

"Think tien would notice?"Raldon asked and received a scowling look from Volta who preceeded to start looking through the racks himself."Well Gohan might need em."

"Carlsbuu..... Budweizarbon........Shenron Artois.....Oh here it is Red Buu. It says we need....3 crates."

"WHAT? Is Tien an alcoholic?"

"No never touches the stuff. Its for Chiazu."

"Okay. Where no?"

"Master Roshi`s....."

"I know."Raldon interrupted wheeling the 3 storey high trolley into the giant porn library. As they entered the room a store clerk appeared from behind a rack, he placed down "Play Frieza: the Zarbon special "down on a shelf and approached the two warriors.

"What are you looking for?"The store clerk asked.

"We came into here to buy some milk and a bag of Dodoritoes....WE CAME IN HERE TO BUY PORNO YOU IDIOT!!!!!!! "

"Er.. okay sir how much is needed."The clerk asked nervously.The two fighters scanned the list and did some quick sums .

"The whole store....oh and it also says they want to order Playfrieza swimsuit edition 2001"Raldon said scanning the list.Store clerk wrote the order down and put every magazine in the shop into the trolley.

"Raldon?"Volta said as they left the mall.

"What?"

"One thing doesn`t make sense.How come everything is named after villains and stuff when it is virtually impossible that they would be able to know about them?"

"Yeah I mean that Dodoria guy. I haven`t even met him and he died on Namek he never got anywhere near earth!"

"And we don`t even know who Buu is so how can everyone else?"

"You know this is feeling more and more like a stop gap measure. A chapter put in to fill space."

"Chapter?"

"Of our lives."

"Oh yeah that."

" I don`t care...awww shit!"

"What?!?"

"America`s dumbest terrorists is on!"

"Isn`t that a programme designed to avert the publics eye away from the truth that nine out of ten terrorists will succeed and that the next war will be a civil conflict caused by the uprising of lone individuals using small mobile chemical or nuclear devices to cause political unrest within the major cities? "Volta asked pondering.

"Shut up."Raldon said bumping into a girl as they left the store.

"Ohhh great! A gig in half an hour and there are no diapers left for lil Vegeta." The girl said scanning the aisle as she brushed her pitch black back over its red highlights.

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STAY TUNED for the next episode of Dragonball Zenith


Dragonball Z was not created by me (I wish think of the profit!) It was created by Akira Toriyama, several companies that were intregal in Dragonball`s creation and distribution are:Bird Studio, Shueisha, TOEI Animation, FUJI TV, Nippon Columbia, FUNimation, Bandai of America, Viz Comics and Video, Pioneer and Saban Entertainment .However I did create Volta though so if you want to use the character then ask first and tell me what you want to do with them. If you are planning a heart wrenching tale written to the same caliber as H.G Welles then it should be fine BUT if you are planning to write a spelling and grammar cockup filled gay love triangle then don`t be suprised when a negative answer is given.