lady ofthe celts:
Medda walked in at the end of the conversation, her red hair foofing out and
her lime green tuxedo blaring. "What's this I hear? You guys
are trying to find a way to get back to the future?" She pulled out
an electric blue fan and began waving it, making especially sure to run it
across David's face (who was peering out from an alley like corner at
Davy). "Well, it just so happens that my Auntie Grizelda has been
working on a method for time travel some years now. Let me contact her
and see if she'll come and help you boys out." Medda penned a note,
"Race, would you be a darling and run this to my auntie?" Race
took the note, kissed it, and ran off to Medda's Auntie Grizelda.
lady ofthe celts: A few minutes later
Race came back with a very eccentric lady and her assistant. When they
entered Peter leaned over to Micky and said, "Look at that lady, I don't
think a bird of grace has ever lit upon her." Micky just sighed,
adjusting his wig in the mirror. Medda ran up and hugged the lady,
"Auntie Grizelda, I'm so happy to see you!" Putting an arm around the
lady's shoulders Medda turned, "Guys, I'd like you to meet my Auntie
Grizelda. She makes the best plate of righteously made fudge in the whole
city!" Medda then introduced the group to her.
lady ofthe celts: Auntie Grizelda looked
at the assembled group. They all seemed like a nice bunch of kids, well
except for that Peter kid, she didn't like him a bit. "Sooooo, you
want to go to the future, eh? Well you have come to the right woman. Tell
me what our resources are. Noodle! My notebook." The girl
beside her pulled out a notebook and handed it up.
lady ofthe celts: AN HOUR OR SO LATER
(geesh, these things take time you know)
lady ofthe celts: The Monkees stood by
the Monkee Mobile in front of the world building while Noodle was finishing
attaching a long pole to the back of the car. Auntie Grizelda was making
final touches on the wire spanning the distance between the headline board and
Horace Greely's head. "Noodle," she called out, "are you
finished hooking up the pole?" Noodle nodded her head.
"Then go and make sure the flux capacitor thingy bob is ready to
go." Climbing down from Greely, Auntie Grizelda mad her way to the
Monkees to go over the procedure one more time.
lady ofthe celts: "Ok, let me make
sure you have this. You are going to drive around the statue three
times, clapping your hands and singing "Fish Heads" while Davy
recites "The day we fall in love" as fast as he can. You got that?"
The Monkees nodded their heads, this was her 50th time going over the plan in
the last hour or so. "All right then, it's time to make your final
goodbyes." Auntie Grizelda left them to make last minute
preparations.
lady ofthe celts: Muffins ran up and
hugged Micky. "I'll miss you and your pointy Spock ears!" she
cried and hugged him again. Micky looked at Blink's angry face over
Muffins shoulder and down at Muffins. "I'll miss you
too." And then with a smile at Blink he kissed her......
lady ofthe celts: On the nose. Muffins
smiled at him, tugged his wig and stepped back into Blinks protective
arms. Blink looked at Micky for a second and stuck out his hand.
"Glad to see you go.....um I mean... I hope there's no hard feelings or
anything." Micky touched his wig for a second, "Hey no worries
man, I kind of like the pink look!" Blush walked up to Mike and
Peter. "Hey guys! I'm sure going to miss you and your...um
youness." Mike stuck out his hand, "It's been fun. Thanks
for the pape selling lessons. I'll never take a quarter from a man
offering me beer."
lady ofthe celts: Peter looked at Blush
and burst out in tears, sweeping Blush into a gigantic hug. "I'll
miss you sooooo much." tears poured, "I'll never forget you and how
you taught me to sell papes. I don't know what I'll do with out
you." Peter stepped back clutching Blush's hand.
"Farewell!" he cried and placed a big tear-filled kiss on her
hand. Skittery, caught up in the moment grabbed her other hand and placed
a kiss of his own! Davy approached Skittery, "Thanks for saving me
from that queer boy. I can't say that I'll miss our adventures together,
but it was fun." Davy leaned in and gave a partial half hug (hey
everyone else was doing it, and Davy is never one to be out of style) Skittery
gave a half hearted hug back. David could be seen glaring at him from the
alley across the street.
lady ofthe celts: Auntie Grizelda came
back. "All right boys, we are ready to send you home. Please
take your places in the car." The boys took their original places
and sat in anticipation. "Noodle, to the bike." Grizelda
called out. Noodle obediently went to the bike. "Now start
pedaling, we need to build the electricity up!" Noodle began to
frantically pedal. "Now on the count of two and a half I want you to
start your trip around the statue and (music builds in the background) To The
Future!" her voice echoed after each word.
lady ofthe celts: Grizelda motioned for
the group of newsies gathered to step back.
"One...Two...Three...Five...Two and a half!" Mike started the
car up and began driving around the statue. Micky began to sing
"Fish heads" and the others joined in, except for Davy, who started
reciting "The day we fall in love" as fast as he could. Noodle
was pedaling as fast as her legs would let her.
lady of the celts: "Fish heads, Fish
heads. Rolly Polly Fish heads. Fish heads, Fish heads. Eat them up,
Yum!" The boys sang on, clapping their hands, now completing their second
turn around the staue. As the Monkees started their third turn around the
statue Spot and Jack arrived on the scene. "What's going on
here?" Spot cried "They're going where you can never hurt
them." Muffins yelled at him. Just at that moment the Monkees
completed their third turn around the statue, the pole on their car hit the
wire strung across the square and in a big flash of light, they were gone...
lady ofthe celts: The Monkees found
themselves on the same road where they were before their adventure.
"So what time is it Mike?" Micky asked. Mike looked at
his watch, "It's about 3:30." Micky got a big grin on his face
and put on his Spock ears. "If we hurry we'll be able to make it in
enough time to see Spock! Peter take us there at warp 3." And
the Monkees drove off into the sunset, to see Spock...maybe. (You can
never trust Peter with the directions you know)
THE END
