Beatrix-(enters)
Time passed and one day a handsome prince visited the castle…
(exits)
(curtain opens and reveals a castle with a maze of roots outside)
Zidane-(enters)
(girls in audience whistle)
(blushes)
Hey, thanks. I'll take numbers after the show…
(clears throat)
Here it is. The castle….and someone did a horrible job with the gardening…
(fairies appear)
Huh? Who are you?
(takes out sword)
Freya-We've been waiting for you.
Quina-… … …
Vivi-(whispers)
Quina! It's your line again.
Quina-Umm…we fairies…and…we want popcorn!?
Zidane-Uh…?
Vivi-Quina, that's not the line!
Quina-But Vivi, me no know line!
Vivi-Didn't you even read your lines or the script?
Quina-Script?
Vivi-Yeah. It was on green paper…
Quina…Uh oh…
Vivi-W-what?
Quina-Me ate script. Thought was frog. But it no taste good!
Vivi-Y-you ate…the script!?
Quina-Yes…
Freya-(whispers)
Vivi, just do Quina's lines. You memorized the play.
Vivi-R-right. We are the fairies, Your Royal Highness. We have been waiting for a brave, young prince to come to this castle for a very long time.
Zidane-(snoring)
Freya-Zidane, wake up!
Zidane-Huh? Oh, you're done? Alright, but flattery will get you nowhere. Why have you been waiting for me?
Freya-Because there is a beautiful, young princess sleeping here in this castle.
Vivi-She's been asleep for years under the spell of a wicked witch.
Zidane-Say no more. I'm there!
Freya-Zidane!?
Zidane-Oh, all right.
(very dramatically)
How tragic. Is there anything I can do to help?
Quina-…Only brave prince can break spell.
Vivi-Quina, you-you knew your line!
Quina-Huh? Line?
Vivi-N-never mind.
Zidane-Beautiful princess, huh? Does breaking this spell involve…a kiss?
Freya-(sighs)
Yes Prince, it does.
Zidane-In that case…
(raises sword)
I have this sword and I have my courage. I give you my word I will release the princess from the spell this day!
(sheathes sword, but it pulls down his pants)
Uh?…Heh, heh , heh…
(blushes)
(curtain closes quickly)
Beatrix-(enters)
So with those courageous words, the prince finds his way into the castle…
(exits)
(curtain opens and reveals inside of the castle)
Eiko-(laughs evilly)
So the prince has finally arrived.
(whispers)
Took you long enough, Zidane.
Zidane-Yeah, well…
(points sword at Eiko)
You must be the wicked witch who cast this evil spell over the beautiful princess.
Eiko-You really think she's beautiful…? Minions, I order you to capture him!
(three moogles run on stage dressed as zombies)
Moogle #1-Yes, Queen of the Moogles, kupo!
Eiko-Queen of the Moogles? …Hey, I like the sound of that!
Zidane-En garde, you angels of the underworld!
Moogle #1-'Angels of the underworld'? Boy, that was harsh, kupo!
Moogle #2-Yeah, tell me about it, kupo.
Moogle #3-Forget about it, kupo! Charge!
(the moogles try to battle Zidane, but each fall to his sword)
Zidane-Now for you witch!
Eiko-(screams in pain)
You miserable prince! I'm dying…
(falls)
Zidane-Uh, Eiko? I didn't even touch you with the sword yet.
Eiko-Oh!
(whispers)
Well…I'm dead now.
Zidane-A-alright…I guess I've slain the wicked witch. Now I have to find the princess and break the spell!
(curtain closes)
Beatrix-(enters)
With the wicked witch defeated, the prince began his search for the princess. And he found her…in the highest tower of the castle…
(exits)
(curtain opens and reveals the princess' chamber where she is fast asleep)
Zidane-Oh, she's the most beautiful princess I've ever seen…and I've seen plenty! Well I guess it's time for…the kiss…
(takes out breath spay and squirts it in his mouth)
Dagger-… … …
Zidane-(leans down to kiss Dagger)
Steiner-(runs on stage)
Wait, I won't let you kiss my daughter!
Zidane-Wha-? Rusty? You're not in this scene!
Steiner-Oh. Uh, sorry.
(exits)
Zidane-As I was saying,…it's time for the kiss.
(leans down and kisses Dagger)
Dagger-(opens eyes and sits up)
Oh, my prince has finally arrived…
Zidane-Yes, and I think I've found my princess…
(curtain closes)
(audience applauds)
(curtain opens a final time to reveal the entire cast)
Cast-(bows)
(louder applause)
(curtain closes)
(end act 3)
The End.
But wait, there's more…Read on for a special 'Behind the Scenes: After the Show' chapter!
