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Wufei's Egg O' Jusitcebr
by Angela Dbr
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Please don't ask what inspired this fic. All I'll let you know is 6 high school students dying Easter eggs had something to do with this insanity...and now, WUFEI'S EGG O' JUSTICEbr
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The GW guys were all at a house somewhere's (instant plot device) and were playing Mario Tennis on the N 64, because it was the only game Quatre would play. Well, actually, only Duo, Heero, Trowa and Quatre were playing. Wufei was no where to be found. Still they didn't care. Whenever he lost, it was always "Injustice" this and "injustice" that.br
"I wanted to play Smash Bros." muttered Duo, as he selected Yoshi.br
"But that game is nothing but pointless violence!" argued Quatre "We shouldn't be fighting each other at all! This game is nice. Tennis is fun!" Quatre selected Mario.br
Trowa and Heero said nothing as Trowa chose Luigi and Heero selected Wario.br
Wufei suddenly wandered in and watched what was going on.br
"Mario Tennis is weak."br
Duo sighed "You're tellin' me."br
Wufei was holding something, which he thrust forward showing it to the world. "MARIO TENNIS IS NOT JUSTICE!!!!" and yes, Wufei was holding an egg. An egg that was dyed purple and had the word JUSTICE! written on it.br
The boys paused.br
"What the hell is that?" Duo asked, breaking the silence.br
"It is the Justice Egg!!!"br
"..."br
"DO NOT MOCK THE JUSTICE EGG, TROWA!!!"br
Quatre stared at the egg of justice. "Can we cook it?"br
Wufei's eye twitched. "NO YOU CANNOT COOK THE JUSTICE EGG!!!!!!"br
Heero was taking advantage of no one playing to kick everyone's ass at Mario tennis.br
"And why did you make a Justice Egg, Wufei" Duo asked him.br
Wufei paused. "....you are weak. Come, Justice Egg. Let's not be surrounded by the weak people." and he left, cuddling the egg.br
The boys turned back to the game.br
"Game, Set, Match. Mission accomplished."br
Trowa and Quatre were astounded. "NO FAIR!!!"br
Duo laughed. "HA! WE WIN!"br
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A week later Heero walked into the kitchen. He sniffed the air and wrinkled his nose. "What's that smell?"br
"Wufei doesn't think the fridge is justice for the Justice Egg," said Duo through gritted teeth.br
Wufei walking back in. "Justice Egg says you all are weak."br
Heero stared at the egg. "Omae o Koroso."br
Wufei yelled. "YOU CANNOT KILL THE JUSTICE EGG."br
"I wasn't talking about the egg."br
"WEAK!!!" and Wufei ran out the door.br
"We have to do something about that egg," said Quatre holding his nose.br
Trowa nodded in agreement.br
Duo looked in the fridge and grabbed an egg. "I have an idea."br
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Wufei walked down the street petting his Egg o' Justice. "It's ok, Justice Egg. They're all weak. You are strong. You are full of Justice."br
Soon he saw Relena standing in front of him.br
"Hello Wufei."br
"What do you want, woman."br
"I see you have an egg too! I have one." She held up a pink egg, on which was inscribed "Peace!". She smiled. "It's my Pacifism egg."br
Wufei was shocked. "Y-you're pacifism egg is WEAK!"br
Relena became angry and demonic, even more so that she already is. "IT IS NOT WEAK! YOU ARE!!!"br
"I AM NOT WEAK"br
"YOU'RE SO WEAK MY EGG COULD KICK YOUR ASS!!"br
"MY EGG COULD KICK YOUR ASS!!"br
"PEACE!"br
"JUSTICE!"br
"PEACE!"br
"JUSTICE!"br
Across the street, Duo smacked his forehead. "Time for plan B," he mumbled as he grabbed another egg and scribbled something on it.br
"PEACE!"br
"JUSTICE!"br
Duo calmly walked over.br
"PEACE!"br
"JUSTICE!"br
"AHEM!!!!!"br
They both looked at Duo who thrust his own egg forward.br
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"br
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The endbr
Wufei's Egg O' Jusitcebr
by Angela Dbr
br
Please don't ask what inspired this fic. All I'll let you know is 6 high school students dying Easter eggs had something to do with this insanity...and now, WUFEI'S EGG O' JUSTICEbr
br
The GW guys were all at a house somewhere's (instant plot device) and were playing Mario Tennis on the N 64, because it was the only game Quatre would play. Well, actually, only Duo, Heero, Trowa and Quatre were playing. Wufei was no where to be found. Still they didn't care. Whenever he lost, it was always "Injustice" this and "injustice" that.br
"I wanted to play Smash Bros." muttered Duo, as he selected Yoshi.br
"But that game is nothing but pointless violence!" argued Quatre "We shouldn't be fighting each other at all! This game is nice. Tennis is fun!" Quatre selected Mario.br
Trowa and Heero said nothing as Trowa chose Luigi and Heero selected Wario.br
Wufei suddenly wandered in and watched what was going on.br
"Mario Tennis is weak."br
Duo sighed "You're tellin' me."br
Wufei was holding something, which he thrust forward showing it to the world. "MARIO TENNIS IS NOT JUSTICE!!!!" and yes, Wufei was holding an egg. An egg that was dyed purple and had the word JUSTICE! written on it.br
The boys paused.br
"What the hell is that?" Duo asked, breaking the silence.br
"It is the Justice Egg!!!"br
"..."br
"DO NOT MOCK THE JUSTICE EGG, TROWA!!!"br
Quatre stared at the egg of justice. "Can we cook it?"br
Wufei's eye twitched. "NO YOU CANNOT COOK THE JUSTICE EGG!!!!!!"br
Heero was taking advantage of no one playing to kick everyone's ass at Mario tennis.br
"And why did you make a Justice Egg, Wufei" Duo asked him.br
Wufei paused. "....you are weak. Come, Justice Egg. Let's not be surrounded by the weak people." and he left, cuddling the egg.br
The boys turned back to the game.br
"Game, Set, Match. Mission accomplished."br
Trowa and Quatre were astounded. "NO FAIR!!!"br
Duo laughed. "HA! WE WIN!"br
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A week later Heero walked into the kitchen. He sniffed the air and wrinkled his nose. "What's that smell?"br
"Wufei doesn't think the fridge is justice for the Justice Egg," said Duo through gritted teeth.br
Wufei walking back in. "Justice Egg says you all are weak."br
Heero stared at the egg. "Omae o Koroso."br
Wufei yelled. "YOU CANNOT KILL THE JUSTICE EGG."br
"I wasn't talking about the egg."br
"WEAK!!!" and Wufei ran out the door.br
"We have to do something about that egg," said Quatre holding his nose.br
Trowa nodded in agreement.br
Duo looked in the fridge and grabbed an egg. "I have an idea."br
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~br
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Wufei walked down the street petting his Egg o' Justice. "It's ok, Justice Egg. They're all weak. You are strong. You are full of Justice."br
Soon he saw Relena standing in front of him.br
"Hello Wufei."br
"What do you want, woman."br
"I see you have an egg too! I have one." She held up a pink egg, on which was inscribed "Peace!". She smiled. "It's my Pacifism egg."br
Wufei was shocked. "Y-you're pacifism egg is WEAK!"br
Relena became angry and demonic, even more so that she already is. "IT IS NOT WEAK! YOU ARE!!!"br
"I AM NOT WEAK"br
"YOU'RE SO WEAK MY EGG COULD KICK YOUR ASS!!"br
"MY EGG COULD KICK YOUR ASS!!"br
"PEACE!"br
"JUSTICE!"br
"PEACE!"br
"JUSTICE!"br
Across the street, Duo smacked his forehead. "Time for plan B," he mumbled as he grabbed another egg and scribbled something on it.br
"PEACE!"br
"JUSTICE!"br
Duo calmly walked over.br
"PEACE!"br
"JUSTICE!"br
"AHEM!!!!!"br
They both looked at Duo who thrust his own egg forward.br
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"br
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The endbr
