Coffee Chaos and Bathroom Battles chapter two: Laptops and Hairgel
I own nothing. Do not hurt me. Made entirly for my amusment.
Wufei and Heero froze immediatly and ran to the bathroom. They started to pound on the
door, yelling the entire time. "INJUSTICE!" "I'LL KILL YOU, TROWA BARTON!". Sigh.
Duo and Quatre looked at both of them. Quatre rolled his eyes and turned back to the
coffee, but Duo seemed inhumanly pissed off because of all the constant distractions from his
beloved coffee. "Will...you...both...please...SHUT UP!" Duo screamed , his eyes flashing blood
red and his face twisting into a mask of inhuman anger and wrath.
Heero and Wufei immediatly ceased pounding on the door and stared with wide eyes at Duo,
who was never very agreeable in the morning, but had just scared them in some way that chilled
their very souls. Heero recovered first and grumbled for a minute before wandering into the
corner to play with his laptop and access all sorts of really cool top secret secret stuff. Wufei
was about to retort, but took one look at Duo's face and decided he didn't want to arouse the
wrath of the great Shinigami (BWA HA HA!) Wufei slumped against the frame of the door and sulked
while thinking of the injustice of the world.
Meanwhile, Heero was having trouble with the laptop, making him quite frustrated. He
glared at the screen and typed furiously to try to make the computer work. He finally slammed
his fists down on the keyboard and yelled, "STUPID CHILD SAFTEY BLOCKS!" He turned to the cabnit
and rummaged in his pack, forgetting his gun was on the floor from the fight. He knelt down and
picked it up, loving the feel of the trigger in his fingers. He calmly raised the gun and aimed
at the little innocent laptop, with the message "this site is not appropriate for children"
flashing across the screen. Heero narrowed his eyes and spoke in a dead voice, "Omae o korosu",
before pulling the trigger.
The little laptop shattered into a thousand pieces as the bullet hit it. Everyone but
Trowa, who was in the bathroom doing Shinigami-knows-what, and Duo, who was indifferent to
anything but his coffee, yelled and jumped back.
Quatre stared at Heero before yelling, "What did that poor little Laptop ever do to
you?!?!"
Heero looked at the fuming Quatre, "It had a stupid child saftey block that annoyed me."
Wufei rolled his eyes back and sighed, "Don't you know anything? Child saftey blocks are
an OPTION you access and can TURN OFF."
Heero shrugged, "Oops."
They all sighed and continued to wait, Duo and Quatre for the coffee, and Heero and Wufei
for the bathroom. The silence in the apartment continued on...for 20 more minutes. The seconds
continued to tick by as Heero and Wufei grew impatient.
"Duo, how many scoops did you put in the coffee machine?" Quatre asked in a puzzeled
tone, "The coffee should have been done by now."
Duo looked at him blankly, "Scoops?"
Quatre sighed, "Of course."
Wufei and Heero were growing more agitated by the second. "How long does it take?!" Heero
growled. Wufei shrugged, but paused as a thought hit him, "I bet he's putting in Hairgel." Heero
looked at him, then the idea came into focus. "Of course! That hair couldn't be natural! Lets
sneak in and see what kind of Gel he uses!" Even Quatre was interested by the idea. All of them
exept Duo crpet up and threw open the bathroom door. What they saw there truly shocked them.
Quatre stared, "Oh dear..."
Wufei and Heero just stared. Trowa was standing next to the counter with a bag of cement
opened next to him. The silent nameless one was working the mix into his hair. He paused when he
saw them. Trowa gasped and sighed unhappily. "Oh no."
(LATER)
Quatre, Heero, and Wufei managed to look pleased with themsleves as they marched out of
the bathroom....with Trowa hair. (Scary, ne?) Trowa remained inside to clean up the mess and
cement coated on the counter before it hardened. He had already taken a chisel to it and sounds
of muted cursing leaked through the door.
A beeping noise sounded throughout the apartment. Duo lept up out of his semi-caffine
deprived morning stupor and began to dance. "The coffee's done, the coffee's done!" He and Quatre
lept for their mugs and began to fight over the coffee pot. The other G-boys could only watch in
horror as Duo managed to fill up his ten foot mug and he and Quatre began to reach for the high
quantity condensed sugar packets....
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Hee hee! look at the next chapter, it's the conclusion to the nightmare, marked by caffine and
an apperance by Chibi Duo Shinigami, aka DUO BAT!!
