The Real Voldemort
By Tom Greenish-Blue aka Shankz
Parody of "Real Slim Shady" by Eminem

Gildroy Lockhart don't gotta curse to sell fame
Well, I do so curse him, and curse you too
Think I give a care about an O.W.L?
Some of you teachers can't even stomach me
Let alone stand me
"But, Tom, if you pass, would it be weird?"
"Why so you can lie to get me here?
Sit me here next to Dumbledore
Lily Evans better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Snape and James Potter
Hear them argue who she,
Went out with first
But me on full blast on WTV
"Yeah, he's smart but I think he's evil. Hehe!"
I should levitate an audio on HP3
And show the whole world how you give Voldemort Ahh-
Sick of you little Gyrffindors
All you do is annoy me
That's why I am sent here to destroy you!
There are a million of us
Just like me
Who curse like
Just don't give a spell
Like me
Fly, curse and act like me
It might be the next best thing, but it's not me!

I'm Voldemort
Yes, I'm the real Voldie
All you other Voldemorts are just imitating
Won't the real Voldemort please stand up?
Please Stand up?