A/n, I've finally decided to finish it!!!

"The Real Voldemort"

I'm like a broomtrip to listen to
Cuz I'm only giving you things
You only talk about with your friends inside your Common Room
The only difference is I've got the
Evilness
To say it in front of y'all
And I don't have to be Lockhart or
Dumbledore at all
I just get on the wand and spit it
And though you don't like to admit it
I'm better than 90% of you Wizards out there
And you wonder who come I'm not on one of the Wizard Cards
It's funny,
With the rate I'm going when I'm 450
I'll be living in the Riddle House
Transfiguring Nagini's tail
Cuz this whole box of Floo Power isn't working
And every Wizard is just a Voldemort lurking
Could be working at Leaky Cauldron
Spittin' in your butterbeer
Circlin' screaming
"ADVA KEDRAVA!"
With the wand down
And the Hogwarts Up
Will the Real Voldemort
Please stand up?
Put one of those wands on
Each hand up
And be proud to be evil
And out of your mind and out
of control
2,00000,000 more times,
Loud as you can!
How's it go?

I'm Voldemort
Yes I'm the Real Voldie
All you other Voldemort's
Are just imitating
Won't the Real Voldemort
Please Stand up?
Please Stand up?

Forget this; let's all stand up!