Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any of the characters that I may happen to use in this fic. So please don't sue me.

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"What are you guys doing here?!" Kakarot exclaimed slightly confused.
"Can't we come to see you anymore Kakarot?" Raditz asked.
"Well, I would like it if you would tell me before you came over." Kakarot said.
"Who is she and what did you do with ChiChi?" Bardock asked looking at Audre.
"I don't like ChiChi so I locked her in the basement." Kakarot said. "And this is Audre."
"Where is you tail?" Raditz asked circling around her.
"I don't have one." She said watching him.
"All saiy-jins have tails." He bit back.
"Well I never said I was saiy-jin now did I" She bit back just as cold.
"Then what are you?" Raditz pressed.
"I'm a human kiddnapped by you creeps." She said losing her temper.
"Kakarot, why are you mingling with humans. I know you couldn't get a mate, but did you have to resort to a human?" Raditz laughed.
"She isn't my mate you dumbass." Kakarot said. "She is a friend. I couldn't let King Vegeta kill her. So I requested to have her and he gave her to me."
"Kakarot, you didn't get her just so you could save her. You need a mate and you would do anything to get one." Raditz continued.
"Why don't you shut the hell up?" Kakarot yelled.
Audre watched as the two full grown men bickered back and forth over her.
"Wait a second. I'm a bit confused. What do we mean by mate?" She asked
"Well, we saiy-jins go out and find a woman that we bond with. Then we mark them as ours and keep them forever. It's a saiy-jin breeding thing. You humans wouldn't understand." Raditz said trying to sound smart.
"Oh, I get it. So it is like the thing we call dating on planet earth." Audre said. "I get it now!"
Kakarot started laughing as his brother had just been verbally shot off of his cloud of pride by a human. Raditz was fuming. He went to attack Audre but she flipped him over without even turning around. Everyone stood wide eyed at the action that she just executed.
"How did you do that? Raditz weighs a ton. It's sometimes hard for me to do that." Kakarot said.
"Who ever said I was weak?" Audre said turning to look at Kakarot.
"Well you wouldn't stand a chance if we used our ki attacks. That would disintagrate you but other wise you are a pretty good fighter. You just might last here on this planet. If you work hard everyday you could be a real competition for Prince Vegeta in the martial arts sector." Kakarot stated.
"Kakarot? Did anyone ever tell you that you talked way to much?" Raditz asked getting up.
"I get it from dad." Kakarot said back.
Raditz turned to look at Audre.
"You and me missy will eventually go one on one." He challenged.
"Your on ugly." She shot back.
"Now there is something you don't see everyday. A human challenging a saiy-jin. What is Planet Vegeta coming to?" Bardock laughed. " I wanna be there when Raditz gets his ass kicked. I thought it was funny to watch you do it Kakarot but now it will be funnier to watch a human do it."
Bardock continued to laugh as they left.
"Don't mind them. They are just a bunch of asses." Kakarot said to Audre.
"Actually I thought they were kinda funny." She said giggling.
Kakarot blinked at her. He nodded and decided he was throwing ChiChi out.
He walked over to the basement door and she came flying out screaming and yelling. He blinked at her and picked her up. She was still screaming when he threw her out the door. She landed on her ass in the middle of the street and was still bitching.
"I hope someone comes and shuts her up." Kakarot said slamming the door shut. 'Now I just have to think of a way to get Audre to like me. I don't know much about how they work on earth so I guess I will just stick to some of the the saiy-jin stuff. Well hell I don't even know what that is. I guess I will just have to ride out instincts.