10:44 AM 5/6/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you've never tried before." -anonymous

Chuey's Corner: N/A

Summary: A director's come to Capsule Corp. & wants to make a movie
staring Vegeta as the hero &, ironically, Goku as the villain?! But
what happens when the fame & fortune goes to Vegeta's head? Will he
forget about training AND his little B-chan? And what about Goku? How
will "earth's greatest hero" be able to perform the part of its greatest
villain? Find out!


Ages:
Bura: 9
Goten: 10
Chibi Trunks: 11
Gohan: 17
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" It's...huge. " Goku said as they stood out infront of a humongous mansion.
" It is, isn't it. " McSleazy snickered, " This is where you'll be staying during the
filming. "
" It's so glamourous! " Bulma sighed.
" Oooh. " Bura said, reaching out to touch the wall of the mansion, then felt
something lift her up.
" B-chan! Don't touch that, it's probably POISONED or something. " Vegeta said,
hugging her.
" Aww Toussan, your so silly. Walls can't hurt you. " she giggled, patting him on
the shoulder.
" This is stupid! " Vegeta yelled at McSleazy, there are only 6 of us! What do we
need this baka thing for! "
Bulma grabbed Vegeta & dragged him off to the side, " ARE YOU CRAZY! " she
whispered, " We get to stay in HOLLYWOOD, FREE, _AND_ stay at a beautiful mansion and
YOU complain about it?! "
" Uh-- " Vegeta stared at her, dumbfounded.
" WELL! "
" I, Onna, movies are pointless! Why would I want to be in one! " he growled,
changing the subject.
" Be-cause, if you're in it _I_ get to be in it and become a famous movie star. I
might even get my own star on the walk of fame. " she mused, " That and if you don't you'll
spoil it for the others. Goku's never been to Hollywood and neither has Goten! And Bura loves
the movies. How could you live with yourself if we just went back home right now! "
" Very easily, actually. "
" UGH! VEGETA! " Bulma cried.
" Come on Bulma, we're going inside! " Goku called, bouncing up & down excitedly.
" Coming Goku! " Bulma answered back.
" Ohhhh.. " Yamcha groaned, just finally making it up to the front door with the
dozens of packages on his back. The door opened and several people rushed out, grabbed
all the packages Yamcha was holding & rushed inside. Yamcha shaked his head in confusing,
then followed Goku, Bura, & Goten inside.
" Now listen here mister, we are going in there and you are going to behave and not
insult anybody okay? " Bulma repremanded.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, " Yes Mommy. " he said sarcastically, walking off.
Bulma sighed, " I don't know WHY Mr. McSleazy thought Vegeta could be an actor,
but for his sake I hope he's right. "


" There are 200 bedrooms, 100 bathroom, 30 suites, 5 dining wings-- " the butler
went on as he continued to give Veggie-tachi the tour of the mansion.
" What do you need 200 bedrooms for?! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Ohhh, " Goku said, disappointed, " ONLY 5 food rooms. "
" Wings, sir. " the butler corrected, " A wing is a whole portion of the mansion
dedicated to a particular subject, such as dining. There are THOUSANDS of kitchens sir. "
Goku's eyes watered with joy, " Thousands? " he choked out.
" Yes, thousands. " the butler said.
Goku cupped his hands together, " I NEVER want to leave! "
" I do. " Vegeta grumbled.
" HEY! " Goku snapped his fingers together, " Hey little buddy, wanna be roomies? "
Vegeta shivered, " NO! " he yelled angrily.
" Ohh. " Goku said, then looked down at Goten, " Say Goten, you wanna bunk w/
me? "
" Goten's my roomie silly. " Bura laughed at Goku.
" Oh. " he said, then smiled, " OK! "
" I AM NOT LETTING *B-chan* STAY IN THE SAME ROOM AS THAT KAKOROT SPAWN
IS!!! " Vegeta screamed, " I'm rooming with her. "
" Fine then, " Bulma smirked, " I'll room with Yamcha then. " she said as a big
grin crossed Yamcha's face.
" YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! " Vegeta yelled, slightly in panic.
" Relax "prince", I was just joking with you. " Bulma said, chuckling. Yamcha's
face fell.
" You each have your own rooms. " the butler said, " If any of you wish to share one
you must call the front desk. "
" Front desk? What is this, a hotel?! " Bulma said.
Vegeta sighed in relief, he wouldn't have to share his "room" with any of these
"bakas", then felt a hand slap upon his shoulder.
" So, howyadoin "friend". " McSleazy said, " Ya better get as much sleep as ya can,
we're startin filmin tommorow at 3. "
" I have plenty of time to sleep baka. Saiyajin do not even need sleep that much. "
" 3 in the morning. "
Vegeta's eyes popped out of his head, " in the..MORNING?! "
" You got it kid! " he said, elbowing him with a grin on his face, Vegeta pushed him
away, " Uh Jeebs? " McSleazy said to the butler.
" Yes sir? "
" I'm gonna show Mr. Briefs to his room. Carry on. " he said, walking up the large
staircase, Vegeta followed behind him up to a set of gigantic crystal doors.
" Let me get one thing straight w/ you. Just because Onna & my little B-chan and
Kakorot & his friends like this idea does NOT mean I like it. I am not a puppet, I am a warrior
and I am only going to act to surpress them from kicking me out of my home. Is that clear! "
McSleazy opened the door, " Crystal. "
Vegeta's jaw dropped to the floor at the sight of the room, which could easily be
large enough to be considered as another house withen the mansion. He cautiously walked
over to the large bed & sat down, almost immediently sinking in it. He lept up off the bed &
was amazed at the level of comfort in the room. The ouji began to inspect the room, looking for
any traps or secret doors. He turned around to see McSleazy was now gone, & the door was
closed. Vegeta walked around the 'room' and opened the door to a large refridgerator & opened
it, to see busloads of food, he opened one of the drawers in the fridge & pulled out a large
Pepsi sodabottle, ripped the cap off & drank out of it. He walked over to the crystal doors &
grabbed the knob to turn it, then gulped.
" It's...locked?! " he said, slightly nervous, then tossed the soda to the floor & began
to pull at the doorknob, " HE LOCKED IT ON PURPOSE!! " he growled, then put his feet on the
door & continued to pull the knob harder, " BAKAYARO!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! DO YOU
HEAR ME!!! I AM THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE THIS!!!! " he yelled,
infuriated, then formed a large ball of ki & threw it at the door, which, unfortunately, bounced
right back, sending him flying into the wall and knocking him unconsious.


" WHEE!!! " Goku laughed as he hopped on his bed, " HAHAHAHA! I LOVE THE
MOVIES!!" he shouted, then heard a large thump from the room next to him. Goku ran to the
door, opened it & walked out.
" Hello? " he said, opening the door next to him only to get hit in the face with a
pillow.
" BACK I SAY! BACK! BA--oh, hi Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura laughed, " Me & Goten
are having a pillow fight. Right Goten? " she said to the small boy next to her with his head
in a cookie jar.
" Can I play? " Goku asked. Bura & Goten looked at each other, then back at Goku &
nodded, " YAY! " Goku ran back to his room & returned with an extremely large pillow & ran
after them; all three laughing happily.

Vegeta opened one eye, then shot to his feet, " Huh? " he looked around, " The door! "
he shouted, then ran across the room to see what damage he had done. A humiliated look crossed
his face as he stared at the door, which now had no more then a small scratch on it, " BAKA
THING! " he shouted, kicking the door.
" Help me help me! " a familiar voice laughed from the other side of the wall. Vegeta
leaned his ear against the wall & listened, " Help! No, no don't! Ahh! " the voice shouted.
" B-CHAN!!! " he screamed, " B-CHAN'S IN TROUBLE! "

" NO!! " Bura cried between fits of laughter as she & Goku continued to whack each other
with pillows.
" GOTCHA!! " Goku said, smacking her from behind with a large pillow.
" Hahahahaha! " Bura chuckled,

" Uncle Goku, stop! " Vegeta's eyes widened as he tried to listen in on the conversion,
only getting bits & pieces.
" AHH! "
" KAKOROT!!!! " he screamed, " I'M GONNA BLAST YOU OFF THIS PLANET!! " Vegeta yelled,
" BIIIIIIIIGGG-- "
" Did you hear something? " Goten said, staring at the wall.
" --BAAAAAANNNNGGGG-- "
" No, why? " Goku answered.
" --ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! " Vegeta said, blowing a humongous, gaping hole into the
wall and waited impatiently for the dust to clear, " KAKOROT! KAKOROT GET OUT HERE NOW! " he
growled, running though the hole he had made, only to see Goku, Bura, & Goten standing in front
of him with pillows in their hands & puzzled looks on their faces.
" What the... " Vegeta looked from Goku to Bura.
" We're having a pillow fight! " Bura smiled.
" But, but-- "
" You okay lil buddy? " Goku said, " What did you think was going on? "
" I, you, beating up, B-chan? " he said, stunned.
A smile engulfed Goku's face, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aww little buddy, I wouldn't hurt
Bura! That would be stupid! " he said, playfully smacking Vegeta in the back of the head, which,
because of his momentarily forgotten super strength, sent Vegeta flying into the wall, knocking
him unconsious for the second time.
" Uh-oh. " Goku looked around nervously.
" YOU DESTROYED TOUSSAN! " Bura cried, running over to Vegeta.
Goku looked down at the unconsious saiyajin, then sighed in relief, " No I didn't, he's
just unconsious. "
Goten looked up at him, " How long will he be out? "
" Hopefully long enough for us to get out of here before he remembers what happened. "
Goku answered.
Bura tapped Vegeta on the arm, " That's gonna be awhile. "


The Following Day...
" Something doesn't feel right. " Goku said, looking at the costume he was wearing in
the mirror. He was wearing a black cowboy-outfit. Goku uneasily adjusted the bandana he was
wearing, Somehow the studio makeup dept had managed to slick his hair back. He tapped his gelled
hair with his finger & then examined the finger, which was now drenched in the goopy, greasy
junk. Goku put on his 'old west' hat and walked towards the door, then felt himself trip on
something & fell down. He looked over his shoulder to see the long cape trailing behind him.
" I feel just like Piccolo. " he said, getting up & dusting himself off. Goku rubbed
the long mustache they had put on him. It felt weird to have facial hair. For some odd reason,
he figured saiyajins didn't grow facial hair. But Vegeta had told him his father had a beard, so
Goku just forgot about the whole thing, it didn't seem to really matter, now he had some weither
he liked it or not.
" This is the weirdest thing I think I've ever worn. " he said, emerging from the
dressing room. Yamcha, Bulma, Bura & Goten sat there, staring at him.
" Who're you supposed to be? " Yamcha said, as the others stared in shock at Goku.
" Actually, I'm not sure. But I don't think I'll be able to defeat the evil fish people
like this. " Goku said as Yamcha sweatdropped.
" You look like something out of an old Western B-movie. " Bulma mumbled.
" Yeah! I do don't I. " Goku chuckled, " AARG ME MATEIES! " he pretended to cackle.
" Uh, Goku, that's pirates. This is a wild west movie. " Yamcha said, correcting him.
" Oh--I mean, AARG! "
" Beautiful! " McSleazy's voice said from behind Goku, " Ya look great, ya sound great!
Just practice the whole "evil laugh" thing okay. " he said, patting Goku on the back.
" "evil laugh thing"??? " Bulma said, " You mean GOKU'S going to be a VILLIAN!? " she
gawked.
" Well, yes. " McSleazy said, handing Goku a packet, " This here's the script, your lines
are highlighted in yellow. " he said, then looked at his watch, " Where's Briefs? "
Yamcha glanced over at Bulma, " If Goku's going to be playing the bad guy-- "
" --then that means that Vegeta's going to play the-- "
They both stared at each other, then burst into laughter.
" Oh my God! Vegeta the HERO!! HAHAHAHA!! " Bulma laughed, " I can just see it now! "
she said, hopping down, " Help! The town is under attack by robbers! Vegeta, what are you going
to do to them! "
Yamcha coughed, then mocked Vegeta's voice, " I'm going to HELP them "onna", now move
out of the way before I deep-fry you! "
They both started laughing again.
Goku walked up to Vegeta's dressing room & knocked on the door.
" WHAT DO YOU WANT! " Vegeta yelled from inside.
An evil smile, for the first time crossed Goku's face. He cleared his throat, " MUHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA! YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME DIDN'T YOU YOU LITTLE MONKEY! " he laughed maniaclly
in Freezer's voice, " WELL GUESS WHAT! I'm baaaaaack. "
Goku stopped to put his hand to his ear & listen for a reaction, then got a surprised
look on his face as he started to hear a frightened whimper from inside the room.
" Vegeta? Are you okay? " Goku said in his normal voice as he opened the door to see
Vegeta curled up in the corner, shaking, " Vegeta? " he said, walking over to him & tapping him
on the back slightly, causing Vegeta to bolt upward.
" KAKOROT! " he snarled, " Where's Freezer? "
" Silly Veggie, Freezer is not here. That was just me making my voice SOUND like Freezer.
I'm just testing out my acting skills. I really scared the shorts off ya didn't I. " he grinned
with satisfaction.
" YOU DID NOT! " Vegeta said, red in the face.
" Considering all you have on is your boxers, you're probably right. " he shrugged, the
grin still on his face, " Oh yeah! " he snapped his fingers. That McSlippy guy or whatever
his name is, told me to tell you that you're wanted in the makeup dept. "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku, suspicously, " Make-up? Isn't that an onna thing? "
" Well, apparently here in Hollywood, everybody wears it. "
" Not me! " he crossed his arms, then looked Goku up & down, " How come you're not
wearing any of that baka crap on your face! "
" Haha, of course I am little buddy. I didn't have this mustache when I got here did I? "
" SINCE WHEN IS FACIAL HAIR CONSIDERED MAKEUP!!! "
" It's not, really. Ya see, this is a fake mustache. That's what makeups for. "
" To make you look..fake?? "
" Well... " Goku looked over his shoulder, an impish smirk on his face, " why don't you
go down there & find out. "
" Uh-- " Vegeta stammered as several people with big messy gobs of makeup on walked by.
Vegeta's pupils shrunk, " no. No no no no no. " he said, frightened, " NO one is going to use
my face as a coloring book. " he shivered.
" Oh. Oh-kay then. " Goku said, " Besides, they're probably still busy workin on your
*lil Bura* anyway. "
Vegeta's eyes widened, " B-CHAN!!! " he screamed, then ran out of the dressing room,
" DON'T WORRY B-CHAN! OTOUSAN'S COMING TO SAVE YOU!!! "
Goku watched Vegeta run off frantically, then smirked, " BWA HA HA HA!!!... " he said,
trying to copy Vegeta's laugh, then stopped, " Whoa, that sounded a little TOO good, err, bad,
err, whatever. Maybe I shouldn't play the bad guy, I might pick up some Veggie-like
tendincies like talking to myself and--OH GOOD KAMI I'M TALKING TO MYSELF! " he gulped, then ran
in the opposite direction Vegeta went in, " BULMA!! BULMA!!!! "


" B-CHAN!!! LITTLE B-CHAN WHERE ARE YOU!!!! " Vegeta cried out as he wandered around the
studio, then noticed a door in front of him labeled "makeup", " I hope I'm not to late! " he
said, then gulped & opened the door, " B-chan? " Vegeta said in a small voice, then felt a tap
on his knee & looked downward; he shrieked.
" Toussan? Oh Toussan, are you feeling okay? " Bura looked up at him, her big blue eyes
the only thing even remotely indicating to Vegeta that it was his daughter, " Why are you wearing
your boxers in here? Did you lose your clothes? "
Vegeta bent down to Bura & stared at her, her face was covered in white facepaint, a
small red oval on each of her cheeks. Her eyelashes wear also strangely longer than usual, and
she had on red lipstick to match the ovals on her cheeks. He ran his hand through her now curled
hair, which hung in two pigtails. Bura put her hands on the puffy pink dress she was now wearing
& hugged Vegeta, who set her down & hastily rubbed the goop off her face, then sighed with
relief & rubbed the globs now on his arm off on the wall.
" IT IS YOU! " he squeezed her, " Oh little B-chan what did they do to you! " he cried,
" Did they hurt you? "
" Silly Toussan. " Bura giggled, " I'm not hurt. "
" Oh, good. " He held tighter.
" WHAT HAPPENED HERE!! " a voice gasped from behind them.
Vegeta looked back to see a group of people wearing barber smocks, he pushed Bura
towards the door, " I'M NOT LETTING ANY OF YOU TOUCH MY LITTLE B-CHAN!! "
" But Toussan, they weren't doing anything wrong, they were just getting me ready for
the movie! " Bura whined.
" Not now B-chan, Toussan's going to blow up the nice makeup bakames okay? " he said
smiling sweetly at Bura. Vegeta turned to the group of people, " BIIIIIG BAAAAA-ACK! " he yelped
then noticed one of them tieing his hands behind his back, " HOW DARE YOU! I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!"
Vegeta yelled, trying to untighten the bands holding his hands together.
" You must be Mr. Briefs. " a woman said walking up to him as the other people tried to
get Vegeta into one of the chairs.
" B-CHAN! SAVE ME!!! " Vegeta wailed as they strapped him in, " I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS!
B-CHAN!! "
" We'll be with you in a second little girl. " the woman said as she scooted Bura out of
the room & closed the door.
" But, but, " Bura said, staring at the door, " I hope Toussan comes out okay. He gets
so scared by Earth customs sometimes. "
" B-chan? " Vegeta stared at the closed door nervously, " B-chan? " he narrowed his eyes
at the various people in front of him, all of which were holding various sized containers, he
glanced at several sharp, foreign objects on the table in front of him, " Wha, what are, those? "
" Oh you'll find out Mr. B. " the red-headed girl smirked as the 10 people in front of
him opened up the containers in their hands simaltaniously to reveal various kinds of makeup.
" YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!! BAKAYAROS!!! " Vegeta screamed, kicking his legs about,
" I WON'T LET YOU! I AM THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI NOT SOME STUPID DOLL!!! "
" HOLD STILL MR. B!! " one of the other girls shouted, then bent down in frustration &
tied his legs to the chair so he couldn't kick anyone else. Vegeta continued to shake about like
a child who didn't want to eat its food.
The red-head got him in a headlock and smiled evily at him, " Now Mr. Briefs, we're only
going to do this once & we're going to get it right. " she said, holding a powder puff in her
other hand as several others came closer to Vegeta, who tried desperately to shake away, then
felt something cold scrape down his cheek & glanced in the mirror in front of him to see a
messy stain of blush on it. He closed his eyes & started screaming.
" B-CHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "


" Oh Mr. Goten's Daddy! Where are you! " Bura said, looking around, " MR. GOTEN'S DADDY!"
Bura shouted, then froze, hearing a loud rustle from behind her. Bura whipped around, surprised
to see nothing there, " *Whew*! " she sighed, then turned back the other way & smacked into a
large dark figure.
" BWA HA HA HA HA!!! " the figure laughed evilly as Bura shrieked at the top of her
lungs. The figure grabbed her by the arm.
" TOUSSAN! TOUSSAN HELP!!! " she cried, then stopped suddenly as she heard a familiar
laugh. Bura looked up at the figure, who lifted his hat off his head, " Mr. Goten's Daddy! "
" Hi Bura! " Goku grinned, " So, did I scare ya? "
Bura nodded, her face a pale green.
" GREAT! That must mean I'm getting better at this villain stuff. " Goku said, proud of
himself.
Bura sweatdropped, " Yeah,,right. Heh-heh. " she laughed nervously.
" As soon as ol Veggiebrains comes out we're supposed to start rehearsal! " Goku
announced, " Rehearsal. That's what they call practicing for a movie. " he said, then pulled
the huge packet out of his back pocket, " This is the script, wanna see! " he said, bending down
to Bura's height.
" Maybe later Mr. Goten's Daddy, I'm gonna wait for poor Toussan out here. " she said.
" You sure you don't wanna see it? "
" Why? "
" Well, I, I know my lines are the ones in yellow, but, I don't know what all these
weird little figures are. "
Bura sweatdropped, " _YOU_ DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ!!! "
" NO! I do know how to read, but this is, uh-- " he held it out as Bura looked at it &
smiled.
" In English! " Bura said, " Of course you don't know how to read it, it's in another
language. "
" Like in kanji or katagana? "
" No, like in Spanish. "
" ...oh. "
" HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! B-CHAN HELP ME!!!! "
a voice screamed from behind the door, causing Bura & Goku to turn towards it.
" That sounded like Vegeta. " Goku said, then knocked on the door, " YOU OKAY IN THERE
LITTLE BUDDY?!!! "
" KAKOROT!? " his voice said from inside, " KAKOROT help ME! I'M STRAPPED TO THIS BAKA
CHAIR AND I CAN'T GET LOOSE AND THEY'RE PUTTING THIS JUNK ALL OVER MY FACE AND..YOU BAKAYAROS!
GET THOSE THINGS OUT OF MY HAIR RIGHT NOW!!! "
" Toussan's in trouble? " Bura said, " I thought he'd be okay in there. "
" Aha! " Goku snapped his fingers, " This is the perfect time to something faloneyious! "
" You mean felonous. "
" Yeah! Something villain-like! " Goku rubbed his hands together as Bura looked on at
him, worried. Goku grabbed the locked door & opened it with his ki, " Oh little buddy? " he said
in a sing-song voice, an evil look on his face.
" KAKOROT! " Vegeta said happily as Goku felt his jaw hang open while he stared what they
had done to his short, ouji friend.
" Is that...you?! " Goku said, taken aback.
" YES IT'S ME! " he screamed, his face turned red underneath all the heavy makeup, " NOW
GET ME OUT OF HERE! THEY'RE TRYING TO CURL MY ROYAL SAIYAJIN HAIR! "
" I noticed. " Goku said, staring at the curlers in the furious ouji's hair, " How'd they
manage to get it in there anyway? "
" WHO CARES! NOW HELP! " Vegeta ordered as Goku snickered maniaclly
Goku grabbed an extra pair of rubber gloves the makeup people we're using & put them on.
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP _ME_! Even though I do not need your help
I'm still asking you SO WHY ARE YOU HELPING THEM!!! "
" I would, lil buddy, but you see, if I helped you, I would be doing something heroic,
wouldn't I. " Goku smiled at Vegeta, who got a confused & nervous look on his face, " But you see
, this is the movies, and I'm playing the villain, so I'm going to help them instead! "
" You, you don't MEAN that, do you? " Vegeta said, surprised.
" Of course I do Vegeta, I wouldn't LIE to YOU, would I? " Goku said with a wicked spark
in his eye, sending a surge of fear though Vegeta's spine.
" But, Kakorot! I'm uh, uh, " he said, thinking quickly, " I'm your "little buddy",
right? " he said; Goku was starting to act like the one from his worst nightmares.
" Oh, did you hear something? " Goku said, looking around & purposely ignoring Vegeta,
" I could have SWORN I heard something SHORT cry out in fear. " he said, his eyes glancing over
at Vegeta, who swallowed hard.
Goku bent down to Vegeta's height, " Don't worry 'Veggie', I won't hurt you. " he said
in his normal voice, a Son smile on his face. Vegeta sighed in relief, his head suddenly bolted
up, " ...much. "
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4:28 PM 5/10/01
Next, everyone FINALLY starts
rehearsing for the movie, and
Yamcha, Bulma, & Goten at last get
their parts, although they may not
be very happy w/ what kind of parts
are in store for them.

Hasta Luega!
-Chuquita