8:20 PM 5/11/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "If you look like your passport photo, you probably
need the trip"-Anoynmous

Chuey's Corner: Guess who's also been tricked into working in the
movie? Mirai Trunks! :grins: I missed working w/ him so he's here
now too, & you won't believe what part he's been given.

Summary: A director's come to Capsule Corp. & wants to make a movie
staring Vegeta as the hero &, ironically, Goku as the villain?! But
what happens when the fame & fortune goes to Vegeta's head? Will he
forget about training AND his little B-chan? And what about Goku? How
will "earth's greatest hero" be able to perform the part of its greatest
villain? Find out!


Ages:
Bura: 9
Goten: 10
Chibi Trunks: 11
Gohan: 17
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" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! " Vegeta
screamed as he stared at his reflection in the mirror, unable to recognize the person looking
back at him. The white facepaint all over him. He touched his now rose-colored cheeks & cringed,
then felt his bottom lip, which was now a bright red. The ouji swallowed hard, his eye-lashes
now unusually long. Worst of all was his hair; his poor, formerly spikey saiyajin hair was now in
big childish curls. Vegeta shuddered, he looked, dare he say it, kawaii.
" WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!!! " he shrieked in fear, " MY HAIR!!! WHAT HAVE YOU BAKAS
DONE TO IT!! YOU..YOU..YOU-- "
" Curled it? " Goku said with an evil smirk on his face as he & the makeup people
stared at Vegeta, trying to stop of laughing.
" YES!!! NOW _UNCURL_ IT BEFORE I DESTROY YOU AND THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THIS BLASTED
CITY WITH YOU!!!! "
" Of course "little buddy", whatever you say. You don't want your hair that way, then
I'll just have to get rid of it. " Goku snickered as he pulled a pair of VERY sharp scissors
out from behind his back.
" AHH! " Vegeta yelped, then pulled despreately at the ropes that tied him to the chair,
finally breaking them. He lept to his feet & made a mad dash for the door, blew it to pieces and
ran off.
" BY THE WAY! I FORGOT TO MENTION! THEY NEED YOU IN WARDROBE!! " Goku called out after
him, " MUHAHAHAHAHAA--oooh, donuts! " he said, grabbing several pastries off of the table outside
next to him as he returned to his regular, food-lovin, peppy self, " Mmmm, donuts. "


" I can't believe it, Kakorot's crueler than me! " Vegeta shivered as he tried for the
umpteenth time to rub the makeup off of his face, but to no avail, " I don't get it! B-chan's
came off so easily! " he said, starting to become nervous, " WHY WON'T MINE!!! " he wailed, then
narrowed his eyes at the mirror in front of him, " WHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! " he screamed angrily at
the top of his lungs.
" TOU-SAN! " Bura's voice echoed from outside the room as Vegeta smiled for the first
time since he got there.
" B-CHAN! " he said happily as he ran to the door & opened it to see Bura standing there,
holding some clothes in her hands, " Hello little B-chan! "
Bura's eyes widened, " Toussan..what HAPPENED to you! "
" Kakorot & those bakas put it on me and it won't come off! " he said, growling, then
perked up, " Can I, hug you? "
" Uh, maybe later Toussan, " she said putting the clothes on the bed.
" LATER! " he said in shock, " YOU NEVER BLOW ME OFF LIKE THAT! What's wrong! " he said,
worried.
" Well, we're going to practice in 10, so the director told me to leave your stuff here
with you, I don't wanna be late. I have to help Goten w/ his costume. " she said casually as
Vegeta stared at her, bewildered.
" Huh? " Vegeta said, " B-CHAN! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!! " he cried, grabbing her &
hugging her, " THEY'VE _CHANGED_ YOU! "
" Uhh, right. " Bura looked at him uneasily, then noticed the hurt look on his face &
hugged back, " TOUSSAN!!! " she sobbed.
" B-CHAN! "
" I'm sorry Toussan! "
" Me too and...what THE HECK kind of clothes ARE THESE! " Vegeta said, holding up a
cream-colored cowboy outfit, " I WILL NOT WEAR THIS! "
" I think it's really cute, Toussan! " Bura chirped.
" ...well, " Vegeta said, still disqusted at the costume.
" Pleeease Toussan! " Bura said.
" But, "
" PLEEEEEAAAASEE!!! "
" ...okay. " Vegeta hung his head.
" YAY! " Bura said, leaping into the air as Vegeta picked up the clothes & walked into
the bathroom, sighing in defeat.
Vegeta grumbled as he put the outfit on, " Sometimes I just hate myself. "


" AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! " Bulma & Yamcha burst into laughter as they stared at
Vegeta, who, by Goku had just been brought back to the set against his will.
" HE LOOKS SO STUPID!!! " Yamcha laughed as he leaned against the wall to keep from
falling down.
" Oh Ve-HAHA-Ve, Vegeta, how *chuckle* did they get you to coorperate with wearing all
that, *giggle* MAKEUP! HAHAHAHA! " Bulma said between guffals.
" SHUT UP ONNA!!! " he yelled as Bulma and Yamcha humored him by reducing the outpour of
laugther to several mere chuckles.
" Yee-hoh! " Goten's voice said behind them as he walked up to the group in another
old western outfit, " I'm gonna be Daddy's sidekick and-- " he stopped, staring up at Vegeta,
" Where'd the clown come from? OH DENDE THERE MUST BE A CIRCUS IN TOWN!!! " he shrieked with
delight, " Dad can we go! PLEASE! " he said, running up to Goku.
A large vein bulged on Vegeta's forehead, " I AM NOT A CLOWN YOU IGNORANT KAKOROT SPAWN!"
he screamed, infuriated.
" So, how's da happy family doin eh? " McSleazy said, walking up to them.
" YOU! " Vegeta shouted, " HOW DARE YOU PUT ME THROUGH THIS UTTER HUMILAITION! DON'T
YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE SAYIAJIN NO OUJI!! "
McSleazy ignored Vegeta & walked right by him.
" So, what's MY part? " Bulma said, smiling.
" You, Mrs. Briefs, have one of da most important jobs of all, you, get to DIRECT! "
Bulma's eyes sparkled, " DIRECT! "
" Yeah, you seem like, uh, onea dose people who's great at ordering others around and
leading everything in the right direction. Plus you gotta GREAT sense of style. "
" I _DO_ don't I. " Bulma said, flattered as everyone else sweatdropped.
" Well, if Bulma gets to be one of the directors, that must make me a producer or
something, right? " Yamcha said.
" Actually my friend, you'll be working on-set. " McSleazy said as Yamcha sweatdropped.
" I'm, not going to have to wear, makeup too, am I? " he said nervously.
" Heck no, you're part doesn't even require ANYthing on your face @ all. " McSleazy said
as another person walked up to him & dropped something in Yamcha's hands, " You're the villain's
horse. "
" WHAT!!! " he said.
" COOL! " Goku grinned, " I've never had a horse before! " he said to Yamcha.
" But Goku, you'll crush me! I mean, you're so, you know, freakishly strong. " Yamcha
answered.
" That's okay, I'll just give you a couple senzu seeds before we start, that way you'll
be fine! "
Yamcha put the horse costume's head on & sighed sadly.
" I always thought he'd make a great jacka-- " Vegeta snickered.
" I'm a HORSE Vegeta. " Yamcha grumbled.
" So, where's MY beast! " Vegeta said, turning to McSleazy, who looked over his shoulder,
" Here he comes now! "
" I can't believe I'm doing this. " the person in a familiar colored horse costume sighed
as he walked up to the group with Bura.
" TALKING HORSEY!!! " Goku squealed as he rushed over to the "horse".
" Guh, GOKU! " the "horse" said, shocked.
" He even knows my name! " Goku grinned.
" GOKU! IT'S ME!! " he took off the horse head to reveal...
" MIRAI!! " everyone gasped.
" What're YOU doing here! " Yamcha said.
" Oh, you know, same thing as every "movie star" here, selling my soul for a cheap role
in a feature film. " he said sarcastically.
" No, really, how'd you get here? " Yamcha asked.
" Well-- "
" --ACTION!!! " Bulma shouted from the LARGE megaphone that was now in her possession.
" ONNA!!! " Vegeta screamed, " WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!!! " he said as Trunks turned
towards the eerily familiar figure.
" I'M ORDERING YOU TO START! I'M THE DIRECTOR!! "
" I DO NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU ONNA!!! "
" Onna? " Mirai mumbled, then stepped in front of Vegeta & examined him, " Do I, know
you? "
Vegeta felt his face flush beneath the heavy makeup, ::Oh no! If that boy finds out I'M
wearing this dishonoring outfit and facepaint I'll never live it down! What'll he think of me!::
" No. " he said, turning away.
" Oh, I could've sworn for a second that you were my Toussan, but MY Toussan'd never
be caught DEAD wearing MAKEUP." Trunks laughed happily, " And you can tell that this hair is
so FAKE! " he said, pulling on Vegeta's now curly hair.
" HOW DARE YOU PULL MY HAIR YOU IGNORANT BOY!!! " he yelled angrily, then stopped,
realizing he had almost revealed himself again.
" Uh-- " Mirai sweatdropped.
" HEY _VEGETA_ YOU FORGOT YOUR SCRIPT!!!!! " Goku cried out loudly from the set.
" Vuh, Vuh, VEGETA!! " Mirai gasped, then stared at Vegeta & squinted, " OH MY GOD! IT
_IS_ VEGETA!!! "
" Ohhhhh. " Vegeta groaned in humiliation, " THANKS A _LOT_ KAKOROT!!! " he yelled,
sarcastically.
" YOU'RE WELCOME _VEGETA_!!! " Goku yelled back.
The sayiajin prince narrowed his eyes at Mirai, who turned his head & began to whistle
innocently.
" I SAID ACTION!!!! " Bulma said through the megaphone.
" I'll show her "action" " Vegeta grumbled as he walked out on stage, " If we ever finish
this movie, the first thing I'll do is burn it. "


" Lala lala lalalaa! " Bura sang as she skipped through one of the streets in the old
western town, then stopped before a store with swinging wooden doors. She turned to the camera &
shrugged happily, then went inside, only to see everyone inside standing with their hands in the
air, a tall figure in the middle of the room with a black bandana over his nose & mouth along
w/ a smaller figure, both of which had bags of money over their shoulders and pointing guns at
the now moneyless people.
" BWA HAHAHAHAA! " Goku laughed evilly, " YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STOP ME! HA! "
" Who, who are you? " Bura said nervously.
" Would you REALLY like to know? " he said, bending down to her height, " Well then, I
think we should tell her. " he glanced at Goten, who snickered, " Shall I, enlighten you? " Goku
said, grabbing Bura by the collar and smirking at her.
" Uh, I, uh-- "
" KAKOROT!!!! " a voice screamed from behind them. Bura put her hand over her face.
" Oh no! "
Vegeta landed ontop of Goku & started to ki blast him, " YOU THREATENED MY LITTLE B-CHAN
YOU WORTHLESS THIRD-CLASS EXCUSE FOR A SAIYAJIN!!!! " he said, repeatedly slamming Goku's head
against the floor.
" Ve--OFFA-geta--OUF--stop--UGH--I--YEOW--ACTING!!!! " Goku shouted between hits.
" HA! I knew you wanted to hurt my *sweet widdle B-chan* all along you TRAITOR! "
" VEGETA!!! " Bulma screamed, " GET OFF OF GOKU RIGHT NOW!! "
" BUT HE WAS SCARING B-CHAN!! "
" Silly Toussan, no he wasn't. " Bura giggled.
" He..wasn't? " Vegeta said.
" No silly, we started rolling, look! " she pointed to the cameras. Vegeta looked into
the camera & grinned sheepishly, then flung Goku across the room and walked off, " I've gotten
so soft I could rent myself out as a pillow! "
Bulma sighed, frustrated, " Let's start again, from were we left off okay? Right before
a CERTAIN VEGETABLE HEAD came in, okay? "
" K! " Goten said happily.
Bura got up off the ground & dusted herself off, then walked up to Goku, who grabbed
her by the collar. Bura turned to Bulma & gave her a thumbs up as the camera started to
roll again.
" We'll take care of you later. " Goku said as he tossed her into a nearby bag, then
picked it up & ran out, Goten right after him.
" YEEHAA! " he shouted as he & Goten lept onto the horse; Yamcha; who cried out
in pain and felt to the ground.
" Uh-oh. " Goten said.
Goku looked at the camera & bit his lip, " Uh, it appears my noble steed has, uh
come down with a bad case of arthritis! Good boy! " he said, patting Yamcha in the horse suit
on his head.
Bulma groaned, " ARTHRITIS!? "
" Don't worry about it, it's good ta improvise! " McSleazy said to Bulma, who stared
at him, confused.
" Well, okay. GOKU KEEP GOING! "
" Duh-- " Goku looked around, " That's okay, " he said, putting Yamcha back into the
position he was in before he had been crushed, Goten cringed from the various bone-cracking
sounds coming from the "horse", " There! Good as new! " he smiled, " You go first Goten. "
he said to his son, who took the bag w/ Bura in it & lept onto Yamcha. Goku backed up, then
made a mad dash at the horse & lept onto him.
" YA! " Goku said, slapping the "horse" on the side, who galloped away as fast
as he could.
" B-CHAN!!! " Vegeta screamed from offstage, then flew in the direction Goku had just
left it.
" TOUSSAN!!!! " Mirai screamed as Vegeta screeched to a holt.
" WHAT! "
" You forgot the horse. " he said, " And the lines. "
" I DON'T CARE!!! " Vegeta yelled back, then felt a pair of eyes watching him & turned
to Bulma, who looked like she was about to execute him. Vegeta gulped, then pulled the
script out of his back pocket, he grumbled to himself, ::I'm so soft I make jell-o look like that
Onna's fruitcake::
" Uh, " he said, holding up the script & reading it to himself. Vegeta's eyes widened
with surprise, " YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY THIS CRAP!!! "
" JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!! " Bulma yelled.
" Fine. " he rolled his eyes, " Hark ::hark?:: I hear a maiden in trouble, this must
be the work of noneother than Señor Malo! WHO THE HECK IS SEÑOR MALO!!! " he screamed
angrily.
" GOKU! " Bulma answered.
" Oh, Kakorot. " Vegeta said.
" His NAME is GOKU! "
" You just said his name was Señor MALO! "
" UGH!!! " Bulma screamed, " Just, just READ the script okay Vegeta! "
" --And I can call Kakorot anything I wish because I'm the PRINCE and HE is a mere
PEASENT and--did you say something? " Vegeta looked up at her.
" Stupid script. " he sighed, then continued to read off it, " Come horse, we must
save her and return the money to it's rightfull owners, and RIP KAKOROT AND HIS SPAWN INTO
PIECES!!! " Vegeta finished, then walked over to Mirai, " BEND DOWN BOY! "
Mirai snorted, then obeyed. Vegeta slowly got on the horse and gulped as the horse
got up.
" Are you holding on tight to the reings Toussan? " Mirai asked.
" I KNOW what I'm doing Trunks. " he narrowed his eyes.
" Oh-kay, whatever you say Toussan. " Mirai shrugged, then slowly backed up and
ran after Goku at a whopping 230mph.
" TRUNKS! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!! " he said in fear as Mirai stopped instantly,
sending Vegeta flying through several walls and into a large metal pole. Mirai got back up &
cringed. Goku ran over to the Vegeta-shaped hole in the wall.
" HEY LITTLE BUDDY! ARE YOU OKAY!! " he called out, conserned.
Vegeta slowly tried to stand up from amidst the rubble, " I'm...fine. " he said weakly,
then fell down again.
Mirai groaned, " This is going to be a LONG day... "


" THHPT! " "Señor Malo" blew a raspberry as he & Goten continued to ride off, Vegeta &
Mirai close behind them.
" Baka! " Vegeta grumbled, " He's reading off a blasted script and he's STILL annoying
me! " he said to himself, then pulled his own script out of his backpocket, " NOW WHAT'LL I do! "
the prince said, trying to find the spot he left off @.
" Toussan! " Mirai said from below him.
" WHAT! "
" You're supposed to shoot at him w/ the popgun! "
" POPGUN! "
" YES! " Mirai said, aggitated, then grabbed the item out of it's case on Vegeta's belt
& handed it to him.
" Stop right there foul vill-e-ann! " he read then pulled the trigger on the popgun, &
to his surprise a cork attached to a sting flew out, dangiling from the popgun. "Señor Malo"
cackled at Vegeta, who narrowed his eyes at him & tossed the popgun over his shoulder, smacking
Mirai in the back.
" HEY! " Mirai said, " YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE! "
" Not now boy! " Vegeta hissed, then smiled in his usual evil way as a nervous look
appeared on Goku's face.
" They want me to shoot the "bad guy", we'll I'll do that. " he said his pointer finger
in Goku's direction as a small ball of ki appeared on it; he flung it at Goku, who ducked,
causing the beam to hit one of the bags, which exploded.
" I hope Bura wasn't in that one. " Goku mumbled as Bura popped her head out of one of
the other bags.
" Nope! " she said cheerfully.
They both grinned at each other. Bura turned around & screamed.
" BIG BANG ATTACK!!!! " Vegeta shouted as the blast hurtled towards them. Goku thought
quickly, grabbed the blast & tossed it back in Vegeta's direction.
" AHH! " Mirai shrieked as he got up, causing Vegeta to fall to the ground.
" WHAT IS IT NOW!!! " Vegeta yelled at Mirai, who pulled off his horse head & turned
Vegeta the other way.
" THAT!!! " Mirai screamed.
Vegeta cringed as the blast flew towards him, then closed his eyes, " Oh sh!t... "


" THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS BAKA MOVIE AND I NEVER DID IN THE
FIRST PLACE!!! " a now fried Vegeta said as he stomped towards his room in the hotel.
" But Toussan! " Bura whined.
" I am NOT a PUPPET! I REFUSE TO BE TREATED AS ONE! " he growled as the rest of the
group looked on sadly, sans Bulma, who had a death-look in her eye; & McSleazy, who seemed calm
as ever. Vegeta stomped into the room & slammed the door behind him.
" But, but what about the movie? " Goku said sadly as Bura patted him on the leg, trying
to comfort him.
" I guess we're not gonna be moviestars after all. " Bura sighed.
" Does that mean we won't get any more free popcorn? " Goten asked. Goku nodded, " NOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " he wailed.
" I can't believe Vegeta sometimes, just because HE'S not having fun he has to go &
ruin it for the rest of us! " Bulma crossed her arms.
" Don't worry, where there's a will there's a way. " McSleazy snickered, rubbing
his hands together, " & where there's a contract, there's money! " he said as he opened the
door to Vegeta's room & went inside.
" BAKA THING! " Vegeta grumbled as he put his saiyajin armor back on & tossed the costume
to the floor, " I don't care HOW MUCH that Onna wants to be in this BAKAYARO movie, _I'M_
leaving! "
" So soon? " McSleazy said, walking up to him.
" YOU! GET OUT BEFORE I REDUCE YOUR WORTHLESS CARCASS TO ASHES!!! " Vegeta snarled.
" Now why are you so sore my friend? " he smirked.
" _WHY_ AM I SORE! WHERE AM I _NOT_ SORE! I HAVE PAIN IN PARTS OF MY BODY I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW EXISTED!!! "
" Like your brain? " McSleazy said as Vegeta grumbled something, " Listen here pal, you
have PLENTY of reasons not to leave. "
" Like WHAT! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" Well, like your..fans. " McSleazy said sneakily as Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
" Fans? I don't know about this DUMP, but Capsule Corp at least as AIR CONDITIONING! "
" You're, missing the point sir. I don't mean fans as in the kind that keep you cool, I
mean the kind that think you're hot. "
" You're a very peculiar piece of Earth-scum aren't you. " Vegeta chuckled as he headed
for the door, only to feel a grab at his arm.
" Why don't you come over to the window & see for yourself hmm? " McSleazy smiled.
" Fine, but if this is a trick I SHALL DESTROY YOU WITHOUT MERCY!!! " Vegeta yelled as
he went over to the window & opened it. The saiyajin prince gasped at what he saw, millions of
people down below the balcony of his room. His jaw hung open in bewilderment as McSleazy led him
onto the balcony.
" Now tell me what you see. " he said to Vegeta, who suddenly felt slightly dizzy at the
masses below.
" People? "
" Exactly! " McSleazy hit him on the back, " Fans! "
" Fans? "
" You're awful slow aren'tcha, why don't ya wave to them! " he said to Vegeta who did
so.
" Why am I doing this again? " he said.
" Because your fans wanna see ya! " McSleazy grinned, " Fans are what help keep stars
goin! The more they love ya the more movies & money ya make! "
" Like, otakus?? "
" Well, more on a cooler level, but yeah. "
Vegeta inspected the crowd from the balcony, then smirked, ::This has to fake, I'll show
him::, he hopped onto the banner of the balcony & looked down at the people, " Love ME huh?
ALRIGHT BAKAS! YOU LOVE ME? THEN _BOW_ BEFORE THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!!! " he shouted, then
crossed his arms & looked back at McSleazy in an I-told-ja-so manner.
" Heh-heh. " McSleazy laughed as Vegeta raised an eyebrow at him, then turned around &
gasped in amazement to see the large crowd of people bowwed down to their knees.
" WE LOVE YOU VEGGIE-CHAN! " one of the people shouted as the humongous crowd began to
cheer. A big Goku-grin worked it's way around Vegeta's face, then changed into a more egotistical
smirk.
McSleazy went to the door & left the room, an evil smile on his face, " If you spoil
'um rotten enough, they'll NEVER wanna leave... "
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10:19 PM 5/16/01
Wee-hee! I finally finished
part 3. My computer's on/off button
broke on Monday and it didn't get fixed
till Tuesday night & not being able to use
this thing's been driving me crazy. So I'm
glad I got this done. As always, the next
part'll be done sometime next week, that is
::glares at computer:: if a certain piece of
electronic equipment doesn't decide to break
for a THIRD time.

See ya!

-Chuquita :D