5:41 PM 5/18/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: - From Sherman's Lagoon
Megan: If I keep expanding, I'll never wrinkle.
Chuey's Corner: @ Planet Namek's site there was an article about
Toonami leaving Cartoon Network because of the whole AOL/Time/Warner
merge, it's kind of complicated. There's a whole lotta bad stuff that
could happen to Toonami, like the idea of there being a seperate Toonami
on KidsWB :gags: , or sending some of KidsWB's "animé" to Toonami :gags again:
All I can say is I hope this doesn't happen. If anyone else knows where I can
find out more about this whole situation, e-mail me. Thanx!
Summary: A director's come to Capsule Corp. & wants to make a movie
starring Vegeta as the hero &, ironically, Goku as the villain?! But
what happens when the fame & fortune goes to Vegeta's head? Will he
forget about training AND his little B-chan? And what about Goku? How
will "earth's greatest hero" be able to perform the part of its greatest
villain? Find out!
Ages:
Bura: 9
Goten: 10
Chibi Trunks: 11
Gohan: 17
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" HEY LITTLE BUDDY! YOU STILL IN THERE! " Goku cried out as he banged on the door to
Vegeta's room, " YOU GET LOST IN THERE OR SOMETHING?! "
" I'm getting worried, " Bulma said, " He's been in there for HOURS, what could he
be doing that's taking this much time! "
" Poor Toussan! " Bura patted the door " He just wants to go home. "
Mirai walked up to the door, " OTOUSSA--WAHG!! " he yelped as the door slammed open,
smashing Mirai into the wall. A figure appeared in the doorway, then came into the light.
" Vegeta?? " Goku said as Vegeta adjusted the sunglasses he was now wearing, the
"facepaint" now gone from his face. He was wearing a ruby-colored robe, a boastful smirk on his
face and fuzzy black slippers.
" Greetings commoners. " he said egotisically.
" Uh, are you okay lil buddy? I thought you were leaving. "
" Leaving? Now WHY would _I_ do that! "
" Well Toussan, you were pretty angry about having to act in this "baka movie". " Bura
noted.
" "Baka"? " he said, raising an eyebrow, then made a short, perked laugh, " You MUST
be joshing. _I_ don't remember saying such things. Besides, you people NEED _me_. "
Everyone exchanged baffled glances, " I, packed some of your stuff. " Bura said uneasily.
" Oh, THAT drival. " Vegeta said, " You can just take it away. "
" BUT YOUR SAIYAJIN ARMOR IS IN HERE TOUSSAN!!! " Bura said.
" _I_ never liked that outfit anyway, it was too uncomfortable and gave _me_ quite a
wedge. "
Goku stared at him, " You mean a wedgie? "
" Oh, is THAT what you barbaribians are calling it now. " Vegeta smirked.
" You mean barbarians. " Bulma narrowed her eyes.
" Yes, indeed. " he said, walking by her.
" Mi amigo baja tuve perdido la cabasa de el. " Goku whispered to Yamcha.
" What does THAT mean? "
" I'm not sure. I read it off the script. " Goku held up the movie packet.
" Now, if you peasants will abuptly finish your neanderthalish neandering-- "
" Meandering Vegeta. " Bulma said, a tint of anger in her voice.
" --then _I_ shall take my leave, _I_ have a meeting at 9. _I'll_ see you around noonish
to continue practice. Chao! Kiss-kiss! " he said, walking out.
The group stood there, staring at the door Vegeta had just left through.
" WHO _IS_ THAT MAN AND WHERE'S VEGETA!!! " Bulma exclaimed.
Mirai's jaw hung open, " I, I think that WAS Vegeta. " he said, peeking inside the ouji's
room, still in doubt, searched the room for Vegeta " What's WRONG with him. "
Bulma walked over to the window, to see Bura run outside after Vegeta.
" TOUSSAN! TOUSSAN WAIT!! " she cried as Vegeta stopped and turned his head over his
shoulder.
Bura ran in front of him, " Toussan what happened to you! What did that bad man say to
you to make you act like this! "
" Act like this? _I_ find it oddly upsetting that you cannot tell the difference between
when I AM acting an when I am not. " Vegeta said, pulling his shades down slightly.
" You're walking around OUTSIDE wearing SLIPPERS Toussan. "
Vegeta ignored Bura & looked down at his watch, his eyes popped out of their sockets,
" Step aside minion, it's already 9:01 and I'm late. "
" NO TOUSSAN! THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS!!!! " Bura spread her arms
out, refusing to move.
Vegeta took his sunglasses off and glared at her with a look usually reserved for
'Kakorot', " MOVE GIRL OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO UNMERCIFULLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE PREMISES! " he
kicked Bura to the side & continued on.
Bura lay there on the wet grass on her back. She looked at Vegeta as he went up to the
limo as the driver opened the door, " Toussan? " her eyes glazed over as he walked inside and
had the door close behind him. The car sped away. Bura lept to her feet and rushed to the fence,
" TOUSSAN!!!!! " she shouted, tears dripping down her face.
Bura felt a tap on her shoulder & looked up to see Goku looking down at her, with an
equally conserened look on his face, " Are you okay Bura? What happened?? "
The small oujo sniffled, then hugged Goku's leg & started wailing, " TOUSSAN DOESN'T
LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!! "
" What makes you think that? "
" He..he..HE KICKED ME!!! " she bawled, " And he called me a MINION! "
Goku blinked, " No, really, what did he do? "
" I TOLD YOU!!! "
" But that doesn't sound like something Vegeta would do, to you anyway. "
" Wha, what're we gonna do Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura cried.
Goku thought for a moment, then broke into a big lopsided grin,
" I HAVE AN IDEA! "
" Umm, Goku, are you SURE this will work? " Mirai raised an eyebrow as Goku patted the
gravity chamber, which he had just used his instant transmission to transport it into Vegeta's
room.
" Of course I am! He LOVES this thing! " Goku patted the gravity chamber, " He almost
broke into tears when we had to leave it behind on the way here. "
" Hey Goku I--OH MY GOD! " Bulma gasped as she spotted the gravity chamber, " HOW DID
THAT GET HERE! "
" Goku brought it. " Yamcha said, " He's going to use it to snap Vegeta out of, whatever
he needs to be snapped out of. "
" Oh. " Bulma said, noticing the top of the chamber was squashed against the ceiling,
causing a large crack to appear in the ceiling.
Bura was busy crying into one of Vegeta's gloves as Goten patted her on the back.
" Bura? " Goten asked as she stopped crying for a second.
" What is it? Do you feel sorry for me & want to reassure me & make me feel better? Is
that it Goten? " Bura smiled.
" No, I just wanted to know if you have any cookies. " Goten said innocently, then felt
a slap across his face.
Bura looked at her now red hand in shock, then at Goten's red, hand-marked cheek, " OH
GOTEN I'M SORRY! " she hugged him, then grinned, " Come on! There's lotsa cookies in the cubbard!
" she grabbed him by the wrist as the two skipped off to the kitchen.
" What happened to Bura? " Bulma asked.
" Oh, that. " Goku said, " Vegeta kicked her & called her a minion & girl. " he said
casually.
Bulma's eyes widened, " WHAT!!! " she screamed, " THAT LITTLE MIDGET! WHEN I'M THROUGH
WITH HIM HE'LL BE SO SHORT HE'LL MAKE KURURIN LOOK TALL!!! "
" NO! We're going to wait for him to come back first. " Goku said, " He'll be back in
about 5 minutes, it's not even 10:30 yet. "
" WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE! " a voice exclaimed as Goku-tachi turned to see Vegeta.
" Hey little buddy! " Goku disappeared, then reappeared behind Vegeta & put his hands
over the prince's eyes, " Guess what! We got a surprise for you! " he said in a sing-song voice.
" How cute. Now will you please remove your hands from my fragile, yet handsome face. "
" Uh--right. " Goku raised an eyebrow, " Now come here! You won't believe it! " he said,
changing back to his normal perky attitude, leading Vegeta infront of the gravity room, " Are you
ready! "
" If I must. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku took his hands off. Vegeta opened his eyes to see the gravity chamber
in front of him, " Isn't it great little buddy! Now you can train in here instead of moping about
not having it around. " Goku threw his arms out.
" ... " Vegeta stared at the gravity chamber, then examined it carefully. Goku's arms
fell to their sides, " And this is? "
The others sweatdropped.
" Your GRAVITY CHAMBER Vegeta! You know! It's a chamber, you can change the gravity
inside it! " Goku said.
" I KNOW THAT!! Why is it here! "
" To get your mind off of all the, you know, acting. I mean, you've been kind of strange
lately." Goku sputtered.
" GET THIS ROUND HULK OF METAL AND PLASTIC OUT OF MY SIGHT!!! " he ordered, then looked
up, " AHH! "
" What! " Bulma yelled.
" IT'S DESTROYING MY CEILING! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY THAT COSTS!!! "
Bulma rolled her eyes, " No, but neither do you. "
Vegeta looked at her, confused, " Oh yeah.. " he mumbled in realization, to himself, then
huffed, " I DO HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COSTS PEASANT!!!! "
" _PEASANT_! " Bulma said, taken aback, " I can DEAL with "onna", but "PEASANT"! VEGETA
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!!!! " she said, enfuriated.
" Of course. " he answered in a mundane voice as he pulled out a cell-phone and dialed,
" Hello? " Vegeta said into the phone, " I just returned to my room, and it's full of PESTS,
would you please come and FUMAGATE them, thank you. " he said, hanging up.
" YOU LITTLE DWARF! I HOPE YOU HAVE A FUTON BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SLEEPING IN ONE
OUTSIDE FROM NOW ON!!! " Bulma screamed as Goku held her back.
" Temper Temper, if YOU keep this up, I will have YOU sleeping outside from now one. I'm
a star, I can do that. " he grinned, leaning towards Bulma.
" You called V-sama? " Two guards appeared in the doorway.
" V-SAMA!!! " Bulma gawked, " WHY YOU!!! "
" Have these people removed. " he ordered as several other guards entered.
Bulma yelled angrily, " YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME VEGETA!! "
" I can't believe he did this to me. " Bulma grumbled as she & the rest of the group
sat on the steps outside the mansion.
Goku looked at his watch, " 11:00. We have to get to the studio for 12. "
" Or as a certain CONCEITED HUSBAND would say, "noonish". " Bulma spat.
" *sigh* You can't help it Bulma. " Mirai sighed, " He belongs to Hollywood now... "
" YEAH! WELL HE BELONGED TO US FIRST! " she yelled back at Mirai, who cringed.
" I'm gonna miss my little buddy... " Goku said sadly.
" You WON'T miss him Goku! " Bulma said, " BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT WHEN
THIS MOVIE IS OVER, WE _ALL_ GO HOME! INCLUDING SEÑOR ARROGANT!! " she glared at the mansion.
" How? They've already changed him, which is a pretty big accomplishment on itself. "
Mirai said.
" Don't worry, I have a plan, in fact, several. " Bulma boasted, " Now let's get to that
studio."
Mirai rolled his eyes & groaned, " Whatever you say Ma. "
11:38am
" Oh great V-Sama! We're on in 20! " one of the workers said, banging on the dressing
room door.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said as he put the cream-colored cowboy outfit from before on, then
heard several loud, rapid bangings on the door, " I TOLD YOU I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!!!! " he said,
opening the door to see Bura & Goten standing there.
" Oh, hi Toussan! Me & Goten were making out. " she said, then winked to the others, who
were hiding behind a nearby cardboard wall, " We're leaving for Las Vegas to elope. Right
Goten! " she elbowed him.
" THHHPT! " Goten blew a raspberry, a stupid look on his face.
Bura sweatdropped, " Close enough. "
" How charming. " he smiled, " Now get out of here! " Vegeta slammed the door shut.
The door began to knock again, louder this time. Vegeta growled, then re-opened it.
" Hello Vegeta. " Bulma smirked, Yamcha standing next to her, " Guess what, we're getting
a divorce, I'm kicking you out, and Yamcha's going to take your room back at Capsule Corp. I'm
seeing him now. "
Yamcha grinned, " REALLY! "
" No blockhead! " Bulma said through her teeth, " I'm lying! "
" Oh. " Yamcha said, depressed.
" So, what do you think of THAT Vegeta? " Bulma crossed her arms.
" _STARS_ such as _I_ never stay in relationships long anyway, besides, I have my FANS,
and they LOVE me no matter WHAT happens. "
Bulma slapped herself on the forehead, " UGH!!! " she groaned, then slammed the door
herself.
" Hmmph! " Vegeta smiled, then walked back to the mirror, only to hear a third knock on
the door, then stomped over to it and flung it open to see Mirai & Goku.
" Let me guess, you two are going out too? " he said sarcastically. Mirai & Goku
exchanged confused glances.
" Nope! I came here to tell you that Goku's going to adopt me! I'm Son Trunks now! "
Mirai grinned, " I'm gonna live with his family from now on. " he said, then looked up at Goku
with a cheesy smile, " Right DAD! "
" Right SON! " Goku made a fake, cheesy grin back at him.
" Good for you. " Vegeta said flatly, then pushed past them and made his way to the
makeup dept, " Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get on with my life. "
" I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! " Bulma exclaimed, " I THOUGHT THAT LAST ONE WOULD GET HIM
FOR SURE!!! "
" I told you already, he belongs here now. He's nothing more than another cement block
down by the walk-a-fame. " Mirai said, " And it's hard to move a block of cement. "
" NOT IF YOU BREAK IT IN HALF FIRST!!! " Bulma yelled, then narrowed her eyes at Vegeta,
who made his way to the other room, " KA..ME..HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! " she screamed as
the familiar ki-blast shot forth. Vegeta fell to the side, dodging it, then looked back at
Bulma, stunned.
" WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO THAT!!! " Yamcha said, shocked.
" Believe me, I have no idea where that came from. " Bulma said, equally baffled as
Vegeta took this moment to zip into the makeup room & shut the door behind him.
" Ugh, my head hurts! " Vegeta moaned as he sat down in the chair the makeup people had
him in the other day.
" Are you feeling okay V-sama? " one of the girls asked.
" I am fine. I'm going to rest for a time while you do your job. " he said, then closed
his eyes.
" Whatever you say V-sama. " another person said as Vegeta felt himself fall into a deep
sleep...
:::" I'm VERY proud of you. " a voice snickered from the darkness. Vegeta whipped around,
looking for the source of the the voice, " Yes, very proud indeed, you've done me well, treating
me to such bliss beyond the grave, my sweet little pet monkey. " the voice cackled evilly.
" FREEZER! " he shouted back, then gasped as the ice-jin appeared in front of him.
" Hai. It is true that children grow up imitating the adults around them, how cute. "
Freezer laughed.
" WHAT!!! " Vegeta backed up, a pang of anger growing inside him, " I WOULD NEVER DO
SUCH A THING! "
" You do it sometimes without thinking. " Freezer smiled, " Do you even once remember
your father saying "blasted"? Did he ever kick aside his spawn like you did earlier to your
daughter. "
" ... " Vegeta felt a chill run up his spine.
" No, of course not. If someone had kicked you he would destroyed them, picked you up &
personally take care of you until you got better. Just like you & B-chan. " Freezer said
mockingly, " Oh, yes, that's right. I forgot. You're FAR to important now to be bothered with
such spineless weaklings. You're the ruler of your own little universe Vegeta. Just like me. "
Freezer leaned towards him, " And now, here you are, performing like the little circus monkey
you were destined to become. Wearing the frivilous, bright-colored clothing they want you to
wear. Acting the way they want you to act, and, hmm-hmm, makeup. To think how much you loved to
mock me behind my back about such things, now you're doing exactly what I love to see you do,
obey without question. "
" You BAKA!!! " Vegeta lunged at Freezer, who gripped his hand around the prince's neck,
then stroked his finger across his cheek. Vegeta whinced.
" Oh, I'm sorry, am I hurting your "fragile yet handsome" face? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! "
Freezer cackled, " My little puppet. "
Vegeta gasped for air, then felt everything go black.
The ouji opened his eyes slowly, to find himself standing on a stage in front of an
endless, yet empty, auditorium.
" Wha? " Vegeta looked around, then felt something tug at his body & looked down at his
feet to see long, thick stings attacked to them. He quickly glanced at his hands only to see the
same result.
" What's the matter, don't you want to dance for the people? " Vegeta gasped to see a
gigantic version of McSleazy, holding a a wooden plank where the strings led up to, he shook the
plank, causing the ouji's limbs to unintentionally begin to move. He looked down to see his feet
now dancing along with the pulls of the strings, " After all, you have a contract to uphold.
You don't want to disappoint your fans do you-- " Vegeta's eyes widened as the figure
transformed into Freezer, " ---My little Veggie-chan! ":::
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY! "
Vegeta lept out of the chair onto the ground.
" V-sama? " makeup person #1 asked, conserned, " Are you okay. "
Vegeta wiped the sweat off his brow, then looked in the mirror, the movie makeup now
all over his face again.
He smiled meakly, " I'm fine. Just fine. " he said, then returned to the snootyness he
had given earlier, " Now if you don't mind, peasants, _I_ have a movie to complete. " Vegeta
walked out of the room & closed the door behind him. The makeup people exchanged confused looks.
" What's HIS problem?? " the 2nd makeup person asked the one of the other people.
" I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to. "
" Okay people, now here's the scene. " McSleazy said to Goku-tachi, who were watching
as the backstage crew set up, " Señor Malo has just kidnapped little Pura-- "
" It's BUra. " Bura crossed her arms.
" Yeah yeah, little Dura. Anywho, Señor Malo has kidnapped the girl & just hijacked a
train along with El Tarto. " he said, pointing to Goten, who whispered to Bura.
" That's spanish, for "pie". "
Bura rolled her eyes, " Uh-huh. "
" And Señor Bueno & his horse have to stop them. " McSleazy finished.
" What about me? " Yamcha asked.
" Who're you? "
" You know, the villain's horse. El caballo de Malo. "
" Huh, oh yeah, he uh, he got fired because-a his horrible acting abilities. " McSleazy
said.
" HORRIBLE ACTING ABLIITIES! I DID NOTHING BUT GALLOP AND "NEY"!! " Yamcha exclaimed as
McSleazy shooed him away with his hand.
" Yeah, well, dat's da breaks kid, " McSleazy smiled, " Don't call us we won't call
back. " he said, pushing Yamcha off the set, " ALRIGHT PEOPLE! LET'S GO! "
Bura looked around, " Where's Toussan? " she said, conserned
" HERE! " a voice from behind said as a smile engulfed Bura's face.
" TOUSSAN! " she said happiliy, " I was so afraid something had happened to you! " Bura
ran up to Vegeta, " Did you change your mind? Are you going to give up & come home with us? "
" No, actually, I'm just late. Fashionably late. " he said in a self-absorbed tone as he
walked past Bura, who hung her head and slumped her way over to Goku & Goten, who helped her onto
the train, " Now, were's that horse. HORSE! "
" What happened to "boy"? " Mirai asked, slightly aggrivated as he put the horse head on.
" _I_ do not see any "boy". All I see is a horse. " Vegeta said as he hopped on.
" You know, maybe you should try to be a little nicer, or at least try to act the way you
used to. Even if you were a little stubborn. " Mirai said, half-heartedly.
" THAT, was the "old", barabric, cruel, piggish Vegeta, THIS is the "new" refined,
beloved, perfect Vegeta. " the prince said proudly.
Mirai sighed sadly, " You know. I miss the old one. "
" ALRIGHT PEOPLE! ACTION! " McSleazy shouted through the mega-phone.
" HEY! I that's MY job you little worm! " Bulma shouted.
McSleazy smirked at her, " Not anymore! "
Bulma gasped, " WHAT! "
Goten looked out the window of the train as Goku continued to steer. Bura was tied up in
the corner with a hankerchief around her mouth.
" Hey Dad? " Goten asked, still watching in the direction they had come from, " How
come Bura's Daddy isn't following us? "
" What! " Goku peeked outside, " VEGETA! " he yelled back at him & Trunks.
" Maybe they can't hear you. " Goten said to Goku.
" No. " Bura said, " Toussan just doesn't care about me anymore. "
Goku glanced back at Bura, who eyes were glazing over again. A idea popped into his head
as he snapped his fingers together, " I GOT IT! "
Bura looked up, " Huh? "
" Listen, I have an idea, it might be a little drastic, but I think this might snap
our short little buddy back to his grumpy, pride-lovin, I-gotta-beat-Kakorot self! "
" Really! " Bura said hopefully, " TELL ME! "
" I'd rather show you. " Goku said, grabbing the still tied up little girl & hopping out
of the train, " GOTEN! YOU DRIVE! " he shouted back at his son, who got huge grin on his face.
" Mr. Goten's Daddy do you really think this is a good idea, letting Goten drive? " Bura
said uneasily.
" Of COURSE it is! " Goku replied as they felt the train swurve left & right violently.
" TRAIN GO VROOM! " Goten said happily. Bura & Goku sweatdropped as Goku transported them
about a 100 miles down the track.
" What're we doing here?! " Bura screamed above the loud chugging noises coming from the
train.
" You'll find out! " Goku said as he grabbed some rope from behind him.
" Muh, muh, Mr. Goten's Daddy, I don't think we should-- " she started out, then gulped
as she looked down to see Goku had tied her to the track, " --AHH! GOKU WHY DID YOU DO THAT! "
" Well, you know all those old black-n-white movies where the bad guy ties the girl to
the track? "
" --yeah? " she answered, nervously.
" I figure if there's anything that'll snap Vegeta back it'll be seeing "Kakorot" try to
destory ol Veggie's "little B-chan" " Goku concluded as Bura swallowed hard, the train closing
in on them.
" YOU'RE CRAZY MR. GOTEN'S DADDY!!! Toussan won't come. " she said quietly. Goku peered
back to see Vegeta still sitting on the horse, neither one moving.
" HEY 'SHORTY'! " he cried out, mockingly, " DON'T YOU WANNA HELP YOUR LITTLE BURA! "
Mirai bolted up, just realizing what was happening, he tossed the horse head to the
ground, " TOUSSAN! LOOK! " he grabbed Vegeta by the collar & pointed to Bura & Goku.
" Please, get your filth-ridden hands off of me! " he pushed Mirai away.
" BUT VEGETA! BURA'S STUCK! DO SOMETHING!!! " Mirai cried as Vegeta stood there, watching
the scene. Mirai began to breathe faster as the train grew closer, " PLEASE TOUSSAN!! " he
knelt down & begged, then looked over his shoulder at Bura, who was still screaming, " YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO DAMMIT SAVE HER!!!! "
" Hmmph. " Vegeta shrugged. Mirai covered his eyes & turned around.
" Oh I can't watch! "
" WHEE! " Goten laughed as he spun the steering wheel around. Goku poked his head out
the window and stared at Vegeta in shock.
" I can't believe it. " Goku murmured, " He's actually going to stand there and let
Bura get run ov--AHH! " Goku shrieked, then teleported himself back to where Bura was &
teleported them both back inside the train.
" BURA! BURA ARE YOU OKAY!? " he cried, picking Bura up, who's eyes were bulging out of
her head. She was breathing heavily & her body was shaking in a panic, " Oh no... " he said,
" BURA! Bura I'm sorry! I thought that he would.. " Goku stopped as Bura set herself down and
slowly walked over to the window, " ...care enough to, save... "
Bura pressed her face against the glass as the train came to a stop, staring at the
small figure that looked miles away.
" I'm sorry about your Toussan, Bura. " Goku hung his head.
" That's not my Toussan. " Bura answered in a faraway voice.
" Huh? "
" My Toussan's somewhere else. My Toussan would battle Freezer if that's what it took
to keep me safe. He loves me more than any stupid old movie, he's helpless without me to guide
him. All he wants is a little attention. But THAT man-- " she pointed to Vegeta, " --THAT man is
obessesd with nothing BUT attention. Don't you fool me Mr. Goten's Daddy! Toussan will be back
for me, and he'll say 'oh my little B-chan I missed you so much I'll never leave you again'.
That's what he'll do. And then he'll POUND THOSE BAKA DIRECTORS INTO DUST!!!! " Bura shook her
fist wildly in the air, huffing.
Goku gave a low whistle, " Denial must be heriditary in the royal family. "
" Ya know what else is heriditary with them? " Yamcha said, walking up to Goku.
" What? "
" Insanity. "
Vegeta whistled to himself as he walked down the hall back to the dressing room, then
passed a small room.
" Heh-heh, what a bonehead! I never thought there were saps this big, but I guess I was
wrong. " a voice from inside laughed along with several others. Vegeta backed up & peeked
inside to see McSleazy & several other people with him.
" That little pointy-hairred midget must be braindead to think he could become a star. "
another person said.
" Yeah, what a beautiful little scam. " the second said to McSleazy, " I tell ya, getting
him to sign a deed like that. "
" And just think, if we can keep this thing going a couple-a more months we'll own the
rights to all of the Capsule Corperation, and all thanks to a little sweet-talkin and of course,
our short little friend & all his dum buddies! " McSleazy snickered as the door swung open &
slammed into the wall. The group turned their head to the figure in the doorway.
" YOU INGREATS!!! " an enfuriated Vegeta screamed.
" Oh! Uh--hi there little guy. Uh, nice uh, weather we're havin eh? " McSleazy said
nervously.
Vegeta swiped his hand across his face, rubbing the makeup off, " YOU BAKAYAROES! YOU
MADE A FOOL OF ME!! " he growled angrily. The group stared, then burst into laughter.
" You can't do anything to us shorty, what'll your friends say? " McSleazy mocked.
" THEY'LL THANK ME! THAT'S WHAT! " he screamed, going SSJ2. The rest of the others with
McSleazy lept behind desks & chairs, " YOU TURNED ME AGAINST MY BAKAS AND INTO SOMETHING THAT I
HATE AND DESPISE ALMOST AS MUCH AS KAKOROT! YOU MADE ME JUST LIKE YOU!!!! " Vegeta yelled,
smacking McSleazy into the wall & holding him there, " But you did far worse than that, YOU
turned me against my little B-chan! AND NOW I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL DEATH SCENE!
YOURS! "
" NO! " McSleazy stammered, " Luh, listen Mr. Briefs, I, err, didn't mean what I said,
I'll, uh, cut you some of the profit! Yeah. "
Vegeta grabbed the contract & shot a small ki blast at it, incinerateing it before
McSleazy's eyes, " I do not want your stupid green paper! " he said coldly, then tossed McSleazy
to the ground, " I want to destroy you! "
" Buh, buh, but-- "
" FFIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!
!!!!! " he screamed as he let lose the enormous explosion of ki.
McSleazy's eyes widened with horror, " Oh crap... "
" What was that! " Yamcha gasped as Goku-tachi out on the curb near the limo.
" I dunno, but that explosion sounded very familiar. " Goku pointed out.
" Who cares! Let's get out of here. " Bulma said, opening the limo door.
" I still don't see why we had to quit like that. " Goku said to Bulma.
" Hmmph. If Vegeta wants to go blow people off like that then that's HIS business,
good ridence! "
" Blow people off? More like blow people UP. " Goku mumbled as he watched the smoke
clear from the studio. The rest got in the limo. Bura sighed sadly as the driver opened the
door & let her in, then closed the door.
" Poor Toussan, he's gone forever. I'll never see him again. " Bura sobbed. Goten patted
her on the back, Oh Toussan-chan! Where are you! " she cried as a knock came from the now
closed door. Bura squinted to see through the dark glass, then pressed the auto-button, causing
the window to slowly go down to reveal a smirking figure.
" VEGETA! " Goku shouted.
" Hello Bakarot. " he said, leaning towards them, " I just had to take care of some CRAP
back there. "
" ... " everyone stared at him in disbelief.
" But, what about, the movie? " Bulma said.
" Aww who gives a hoot about some baka film Onna! " he crossed his arms in disqust as
Bulma smiled.
" Oh Veggie-chan! " she said happily, hugging him. Vegeta pushed her back.
" DON'T DO THAT! I AM _NOT_ VEGGIE-CHAN! _I_ AM THE SAIYAJIN NO-- "
" --Ouji, yeah, yeah, we know. " Yamcha sighed.
Vegeta looked past them to see Bura leaning against the inside of the opposite door,
sighing. A big grin spread across his face, " Oh B-chan? "
Bura looked up at him, then turned away resentfully, " I'm not speaking to you! "
" But B-Chan! " he zipped over to the other side of the limo & poked his head in, " I'm
sorry little B-chan. I betrayed you and every other baka in this car, please forgive me! "
" Awwww, " Goku said, " That's really sweet of you little buddy. "
" SHUT UP KAKOROT! I'M NOT TALKING TO _YOU_!!! I'M TALKING TO B-CHAN!!! " he yelled
angrily as Goku just grinned back at him, " You make me SICK! "
" So-- " Vegeta turned back to Bura.
" --I forgive you Toussan! " Bura smiled happily, opening the door for Vegeta, who
grabbed her & hugged tightly.
" Hee-hee-hee. " Goku giggled at the sight. Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the taller
saiyajin, then shot a small ki-blast at him, frying the top half of his body, " Ow. "
The prince set Bura down on the seat, who moved to the left, allowing Vegeta to sit
down himself. The two exchanged big doofy grins at each other, then turned to see the driver
walk up to the door.
" Your cardoor sir. " he said, grabbing ahold of the handle, then felt a smack across
his hand.
" _I_ can close it myself, thank you. " Vegeta smirked, then slammed the door shut on the
driver's hand. The driver screamed out in pain as everyone, sans Vegeta, sweatdropped while the
saiyajin no ouji laughed his head off at the driver's dilemma.
Bulma put her head & her hands & groaned.
" Why me. "
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THE END
4:57 PM 5/24/01
Woo-hoo! Another fanfic
finished! I'm not sure what I'll
exactly do next. I think I'll wait
for another idea to hit me. I've been
toying around with the the idea of Veggie &
Goku getting trapped in an elevator & getting
cabin fever, but I dunno if I'll do anything
w/ that. Oh well.
See ya! :D
-Chuquita
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: - From Sherman's Lagoon
Megan: If I keep expanding, I'll never wrinkle.
Chuey's Corner: @ Planet Namek's site there was an article about
Toonami leaving Cartoon Network because of the whole AOL/Time/Warner
merge, it's kind of complicated. There's a whole lotta bad stuff that
could happen to Toonami, like the idea of there being a seperate Toonami
on KidsWB :gags: , or sending some of KidsWB's "animé" to Toonami :gags again:
All I can say is I hope this doesn't happen. If anyone else knows where I can
find out more about this whole situation, e-mail me. Thanx!
Summary: A director's come to Capsule Corp. & wants to make a movie
starring Vegeta as the hero &, ironically, Goku as the villain?! But
what happens when the fame & fortune goes to Vegeta's head? Will he
forget about training AND his little B-chan? And what about Goku? How
will "earth's greatest hero" be able to perform the part of its greatest
villain? Find out!
Ages:
Bura: 9
Goten: 10
Chibi Trunks: 11
Gohan: 17
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" HEY LITTLE BUDDY! YOU STILL IN THERE! " Goku cried out as he banged on the door to
Vegeta's room, " YOU GET LOST IN THERE OR SOMETHING?! "
" I'm getting worried, " Bulma said, " He's been in there for HOURS, what could he
be doing that's taking this much time! "
" Poor Toussan! " Bura patted the door " He just wants to go home. "
Mirai walked up to the door, " OTOUSSA--WAHG!! " he yelped as the door slammed open,
smashing Mirai into the wall. A figure appeared in the doorway, then came into the light.
" Vegeta?? " Goku said as Vegeta adjusted the sunglasses he was now wearing, the
"facepaint" now gone from his face. He was wearing a ruby-colored robe, a boastful smirk on his
face and fuzzy black slippers.
" Greetings commoners. " he said egotisically.
" Uh, are you okay lil buddy? I thought you were leaving. "
" Leaving? Now WHY would _I_ do that! "
" Well Toussan, you were pretty angry about having to act in this "baka movie". " Bura
noted.
" "Baka"? " he said, raising an eyebrow, then made a short, perked laugh, " You MUST
be joshing. _I_ don't remember saying such things. Besides, you people NEED _me_. "
Everyone exchanged baffled glances, " I, packed some of your stuff. " Bura said uneasily.
" Oh, THAT drival. " Vegeta said, " You can just take it away. "
" BUT YOUR SAIYAJIN ARMOR IS IN HERE TOUSSAN!!! " Bura said.
" _I_ never liked that outfit anyway, it was too uncomfortable and gave _me_ quite a
wedge. "
Goku stared at him, " You mean a wedgie? "
" Oh, is THAT what you barbaribians are calling it now. " Vegeta smirked.
" You mean barbarians. " Bulma narrowed her eyes.
" Yes, indeed. " he said, walking by her.
" Mi amigo baja tuve perdido la cabasa de el. " Goku whispered to Yamcha.
" What does THAT mean? "
" I'm not sure. I read it off the script. " Goku held up the movie packet.
" Now, if you peasants will abuptly finish your neanderthalish neandering-- "
" Meandering Vegeta. " Bulma said, a tint of anger in her voice.
" --then _I_ shall take my leave, _I_ have a meeting at 9. _I'll_ see you around noonish
to continue practice. Chao! Kiss-kiss! " he said, walking out.
The group stood there, staring at the door Vegeta had just left through.
" WHO _IS_ THAT MAN AND WHERE'S VEGETA!!! " Bulma exclaimed.
Mirai's jaw hung open, " I, I think that WAS Vegeta. " he said, peeking inside the ouji's
room, still in doubt, searched the room for Vegeta " What's WRONG with him. "
Bulma walked over to the window, to see Bura run outside after Vegeta.
" TOUSSAN! TOUSSAN WAIT!! " she cried as Vegeta stopped and turned his head over his
shoulder.
Bura ran in front of him, " Toussan what happened to you! What did that bad man say to
you to make you act like this! "
" Act like this? _I_ find it oddly upsetting that you cannot tell the difference between
when I AM acting an when I am not. " Vegeta said, pulling his shades down slightly.
" You're walking around OUTSIDE wearing SLIPPERS Toussan. "
Vegeta ignored Bura & looked down at his watch, his eyes popped out of their sockets,
" Step aside minion, it's already 9:01 and I'm late. "
" NO TOUSSAN! THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS!!!! " Bura spread her arms
out, refusing to move.
Vegeta took his sunglasses off and glared at her with a look usually reserved for
'Kakorot', " MOVE GIRL OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO UNMERCIFULLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE PREMISES! " he
kicked Bura to the side & continued on.
Bura lay there on the wet grass on her back. She looked at Vegeta as he went up to the
limo as the driver opened the door, " Toussan? " her eyes glazed over as he walked inside and
had the door close behind him. The car sped away. Bura lept to her feet and rushed to the fence,
" TOUSSAN!!!!! " she shouted, tears dripping down her face.
Bura felt a tap on her shoulder & looked up to see Goku looking down at her, with an
equally conserened look on his face, " Are you okay Bura? What happened?? "
The small oujo sniffled, then hugged Goku's leg & started wailing, " TOUSSAN DOESN'T
LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!! "
" What makes you think that? "
" He..he..HE KICKED ME!!! " she bawled, " And he called me a MINION! "
Goku blinked, " No, really, what did he do? "
" I TOLD YOU!!! "
" But that doesn't sound like something Vegeta would do, to you anyway. "
" Wha, what're we gonna do Mr. Goten's Daddy! " Bura cried.
Goku thought for a moment, then broke into a big lopsided grin,
" I HAVE AN IDEA! "
" Umm, Goku, are you SURE this will work? " Mirai raised an eyebrow as Goku patted the
gravity chamber, which he had just used his instant transmission to transport it into Vegeta's
room.
" Of course I am! He LOVES this thing! " Goku patted the gravity chamber, " He almost
broke into tears when we had to leave it behind on the way here. "
" Hey Goku I--OH MY GOD! " Bulma gasped as she spotted the gravity chamber, " HOW DID
THAT GET HERE! "
" Goku brought it. " Yamcha said, " He's going to use it to snap Vegeta out of, whatever
he needs to be snapped out of. "
" Oh. " Bulma said, noticing the top of the chamber was squashed against the ceiling,
causing a large crack to appear in the ceiling.
Bura was busy crying into one of Vegeta's gloves as Goten patted her on the back.
" Bura? " Goten asked as she stopped crying for a second.
" What is it? Do you feel sorry for me & want to reassure me & make me feel better? Is
that it Goten? " Bura smiled.
" No, I just wanted to know if you have any cookies. " Goten said innocently, then felt
a slap across his face.
Bura looked at her now red hand in shock, then at Goten's red, hand-marked cheek, " OH
GOTEN I'M SORRY! " she hugged him, then grinned, " Come on! There's lotsa cookies in the cubbard!
" she grabbed him by the wrist as the two skipped off to the kitchen.
" What happened to Bura? " Bulma asked.
" Oh, that. " Goku said, " Vegeta kicked her & called her a minion & girl. " he said
casually.
Bulma's eyes widened, " WHAT!!! " she screamed, " THAT LITTLE MIDGET! WHEN I'M THROUGH
WITH HIM HE'LL BE SO SHORT HE'LL MAKE KURURIN LOOK TALL!!! "
" NO! We're going to wait for him to come back first. " Goku said, " He'll be back in
about 5 minutes, it's not even 10:30 yet. "
" WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE! " a voice exclaimed as Goku-tachi turned to see Vegeta.
" Hey little buddy! " Goku disappeared, then reappeared behind Vegeta & put his hands
over the prince's eyes, " Guess what! We got a surprise for you! " he said in a sing-song voice.
" How cute. Now will you please remove your hands from my fragile, yet handsome face. "
" Uh--right. " Goku raised an eyebrow, " Now come here! You won't believe it! " he said,
changing back to his normal perky attitude, leading Vegeta infront of the gravity room, " Are you
ready! "
" If I must. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku took his hands off. Vegeta opened his eyes to see the gravity chamber
in front of him, " Isn't it great little buddy! Now you can train in here instead of moping about
not having it around. " Goku threw his arms out.
" ... " Vegeta stared at the gravity chamber, then examined it carefully. Goku's arms
fell to their sides, " And this is? "
The others sweatdropped.
" Your GRAVITY CHAMBER Vegeta! You know! It's a chamber, you can change the gravity
inside it! " Goku said.
" I KNOW THAT!! Why is it here! "
" To get your mind off of all the, you know, acting. I mean, you've been kind of strange
lately." Goku sputtered.
" GET THIS ROUND HULK OF METAL AND PLASTIC OUT OF MY SIGHT!!! " he ordered, then looked
up, " AHH! "
" What! " Bulma yelled.
" IT'S DESTROYING MY CEILING! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY THAT COSTS!!! "
Bulma rolled her eyes, " No, but neither do you. "
Vegeta looked at her, confused, " Oh yeah.. " he mumbled in realization, to himself, then
huffed, " I DO HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COSTS PEASANT!!!! "
" _PEASANT_! " Bulma said, taken aback, " I can DEAL with "onna", but "PEASANT"! VEGETA
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!!!! " she said, enfuriated.
" Of course. " he answered in a mundane voice as he pulled out a cell-phone and dialed,
" Hello? " Vegeta said into the phone, " I just returned to my room, and it's full of PESTS,
would you please come and FUMAGATE them, thank you. " he said, hanging up.
" YOU LITTLE DWARF! I HOPE YOU HAVE A FUTON BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SLEEPING IN ONE
OUTSIDE FROM NOW ON!!! " Bulma screamed as Goku held her back.
" Temper Temper, if YOU keep this up, I will have YOU sleeping outside from now one. I'm
a star, I can do that. " he grinned, leaning towards Bulma.
" You called V-sama? " Two guards appeared in the doorway.
" V-SAMA!!! " Bulma gawked, " WHY YOU!!! "
" Have these people removed. " he ordered as several other guards entered.
Bulma yelled angrily, " YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME VEGETA!! "
" I can't believe he did this to me. " Bulma grumbled as she & the rest of the group
sat on the steps outside the mansion.
Goku looked at his watch, " 11:00. We have to get to the studio for 12. "
" Or as a certain CONCEITED HUSBAND would say, "noonish". " Bulma spat.
" *sigh* You can't help it Bulma. " Mirai sighed, " He belongs to Hollywood now... "
" YEAH! WELL HE BELONGED TO US FIRST! " she yelled back at Mirai, who cringed.
" I'm gonna miss my little buddy... " Goku said sadly.
" You WON'T miss him Goku! " Bulma said, " BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT WHEN
THIS MOVIE IS OVER, WE _ALL_ GO HOME! INCLUDING SEÑOR ARROGANT!! " she glared at the mansion.
" How? They've already changed him, which is a pretty big accomplishment on itself. "
Mirai said.
" Don't worry, I have a plan, in fact, several. " Bulma boasted, " Now let's get to that
studio."
Mirai rolled his eyes & groaned, " Whatever you say Ma. "
11:38am
" Oh great V-Sama! We're on in 20! " one of the workers said, banging on the dressing
room door.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said as he put the cream-colored cowboy outfit from before on, then
heard several loud, rapid bangings on the door, " I TOLD YOU I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!!!! " he said,
opening the door to see Bura & Goten standing there.
" Oh, hi Toussan! Me & Goten were making out. " she said, then winked to the others, who
were hiding behind a nearby cardboard wall, " We're leaving for Las Vegas to elope. Right
Goten! " she elbowed him.
" THHHPT! " Goten blew a raspberry, a stupid look on his face.
Bura sweatdropped, " Close enough. "
" How charming. " he smiled, " Now get out of here! " Vegeta slammed the door shut.
The door began to knock again, louder this time. Vegeta growled, then re-opened it.
" Hello Vegeta. " Bulma smirked, Yamcha standing next to her, " Guess what, we're getting
a divorce, I'm kicking you out, and Yamcha's going to take your room back at Capsule Corp. I'm
seeing him now. "
Yamcha grinned, " REALLY! "
" No blockhead! " Bulma said through her teeth, " I'm lying! "
" Oh. " Yamcha said, depressed.
" So, what do you think of THAT Vegeta? " Bulma crossed her arms.
" _STARS_ such as _I_ never stay in relationships long anyway, besides, I have my FANS,
and they LOVE me no matter WHAT happens. "
Bulma slapped herself on the forehead, " UGH!!! " she groaned, then slammed the door
herself.
" Hmmph! " Vegeta smiled, then walked back to the mirror, only to hear a third knock on
the door, then stomped over to it and flung it open to see Mirai & Goku.
" Let me guess, you two are going out too? " he said sarcastically. Mirai & Goku
exchanged confused glances.
" Nope! I came here to tell you that Goku's going to adopt me! I'm Son Trunks now! "
Mirai grinned, " I'm gonna live with his family from now on. " he said, then looked up at Goku
with a cheesy smile, " Right DAD! "
" Right SON! " Goku made a fake, cheesy grin back at him.
" Good for you. " Vegeta said flatly, then pushed past them and made his way to the
makeup dept, " Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get on with my life. "
" I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! " Bulma exclaimed, " I THOUGHT THAT LAST ONE WOULD GET HIM
FOR SURE!!! "
" I told you already, he belongs here now. He's nothing more than another cement block
down by the walk-a-fame. " Mirai said, " And it's hard to move a block of cement. "
" NOT IF YOU BREAK IT IN HALF FIRST!!! " Bulma yelled, then narrowed her eyes at Vegeta,
who made his way to the other room, " KA..ME..HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! " she screamed as
the familiar ki-blast shot forth. Vegeta fell to the side, dodging it, then looked back at
Bulma, stunned.
" WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO THAT!!! " Yamcha said, shocked.
" Believe me, I have no idea where that came from. " Bulma said, equally baffled as
Vegeta took this moment to zip into the makeup room & shut the door behind him.
" Ugh, my head hurts! " Vegeta moaned as he sat down in the chair the makeup people had
him in the other day.
" Are you feeling okay V-sama? " one of the girls asked.
" I am fine. I'm going to rest for a time while you do your job. " he said, then closed
his eyes.
" Whatever you say V-sama. " another person said as Vegeta felt himself fall into a deep
sleep...
:::" I'm VERY proud of you. " a voice snickered from the darkness. Vegeta whipped around,
looking for the source of the the voice, " Yes, very proud indeed, you've done me well, treating
me to such bliss beyond the grave, my sweet little pet monkey. " the voice cackled evilly.
" FREEZER! " he shouted back, then gasped as the ice-jin appeared in front of him.
" Hai. It is true that children grow up imitating the adults around them, how cute. "
Freezer laughed.
" WHAT!!! " Vegeta backed up, a pang of anger growing inside him, " I WOULD NEVER DO
SUCH A THING! "
" You do it sometimes without thinking. " Freezer smiled, " Do you even once remember
your father saying "blasted"? Did he ever kick aside his spawn like you did earlier to your
daughter. "
" ... " Vegeta felt a chill run up his spine.
" No, of course not. If someone had kicked you he would destroyed them, picked you up &
personally take care of you until you got better. Just like you & B-chan. " Freezer said
mockingly, " Oh, yes, that's right. I forgot. You're FAR to important now to be bothered with
such spineless weaklings. You're the ruler of your own little universe Vegeta. Just like me. "
Freezer leaned towards him, " And now, here you are, performing like the little circus monkey
you were destined to become. Wearing the frivilous, bright-colored clothing they want you to
wear. Acting the way they want you to act, and, hmm-hmm, makeup. To think how much you loved to
mock me behind my back about such things, now you're doing exactly what I love to see you do,
obey without question. "
" You BAKA!!! " Vegeta lunged at Freezer, who gripped his hand around the prince's neck,
then stroked his finger across his cheek. Vegeta whinced.
" Oh, I'm sorry, am I hurting your "fragile yet handsome" face? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! "
Freezer cackled, " My little puppet. "
Vegeta gasped for air, then felt everything go black.
The ouji opened his eyes slowly, to find himself standing on a stage in front of an
endless, yet empty, auditorium.
" Wha? " Vegeta looked around, then felt something tug at his body & looked down at his
feet to see long, thick stings attacked to them. He quickly glanced at his hands only to see the
same result.
" What's the matter, don't you want to dance for the people? " Vegeta gasped to see a
gigantic version of McSleazy, holding a a wooden plank where the strings led up to, he shook the
plank, causing the ouji's limbs to unintentionally begin to move. He looked down to see his feet
now dancing along with the pulls of the strings, " After all, you have a contract to uphold.
You don't want to disappoint your fans do you-- " Vegeta's eyes widened as the figure
transformed into Freezer, " ---My little Veggie-chan! ":::
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY! "
Vegeta lept out of the chair onto the ground.
" V-sama? " makeup person #1 asked, conserned, " Are you okay. "
Vegeta wiped the sweat off his brow, then looked in the mirror, the movie makeup now
all over his face again.
He smiled meakly, " I'm fine. Just fine. " he said, then returned to the snootyness he
had given earlier, " Now if you don't mind, peasants, _I_ have a movie to complete. " Vegeta
walked out of the room & closed the door behind him. The makeup people exchanged confused looks.
" What's HIS problem?? " the 2nd makeup person asked the one of the other people.
" I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to. "
" Okay people, now here's the scene. " McSleazy said to Goku-tachi, who were watching
as the backstage crew set up, " Señor Malo has just kidnapped little Pura-- "
" It's BUra. " Bura crossed her arms.
" Yeah yeah, little Dura. Anywho, Señor Malo has kidnapped the girl & just hijacked a
train along with El Tarto. " he said, pointing to Goten, who whispered to Bura.
" That's spanish, for "pie". "
Bura rolled her eyes, " Uh-huh. "
" And Señor Bueno & his horse have to stop them. " McSleazy finished.
" What about me? " Yamcha asked.
" Who're you? "
" You know, the villain's horse. El caballo de Malo. "
" Huh, oh yeah, he uh, he got fired because-a his horrible acting abilities. " McSleazy
said.
" HORRIBLE ACTING ABLIITIES! I DID NOTHING BUT GALLOP AND "NEY"!! " Yamcha exclaimed as
McSleazy shooed him away with his hand.
" Yeah, well, dat's da breaks kid, " McSleazy smiled, " Don't call us we won't call
back. " he said, pushing Yamcha off the set, " ALRIGHT PEOPLE! LET'S GO! "
Bura looked around, " Where's Toussan? " she said, conserned
" HERE! " a voice from behind said as a smile engulfed Bura's face.
" TOUSSAN! " she said happiliy, " I was so afraid something had happened to you! " Bura
ran up to Vegeta, " Did you change your mind? Are you going to give up & come home with us? "
" No, actually, I'm just late. Fashionably late. " he said in a self-absorbed tone as he
walked past Bura, who hung her head and slumped her way over to Goku & Goten, who helped her onto
the train, " Now, were's that horse. HORSE! "
" What happened to "boy"? " Mirai asked, slightly aggrivated as he put the horse head on.
" _I_ do not see any "boy". All I see is a horse. " Vegeta said as he hopped on.
" You know, maybe you should try to be a little nicer, or at least try to act the way you
used to. Even if you were a little stubborn. " Mirai said, half-heartedly.
" THAT, was the "old", barabric, cruel, piggish Vegeta, THIS is the "new" refined,
beloved, perfect Vegeta. " the prince said proudly.
Mirai sighed sadly, " You know. I miss the old one. "
" ALRIGHT PEOPLE! ACTION! " McSleazy shouted through the mega-phone.
" HEY! I that's MY job you little worm! " Bulma shouted.
McSleazy smirked at her, " Not anymore! "
Bulma gasped, " WHAT! "
Goten looked out the window of the train as Goku continued to steer. Bura was tied up in
the corner with a hankerchief around her mouth.
" Hey Dad? " Goten asked, still watching in the direction they had come from, " How
come Bura's Daddy isn't following us? "
" What! " Goku peeked outside, " VEGETA! " he yelled back at him & Trunks.
" Maybe they can't hear you. " Goten said to Goku.
" No. " Bura said, " Toussan just doesn't care about me anymore. "
Goku glanced back at Bura, who eyes were glazing over again. A idea popped into his head
as he snapped his fingers together, " I GOT IT! "
Bura looked up, " Huh? "
" Listen, I have an idea, it might be a little drastic, but I think this might snap
our short little buddy back to his grumpy, pride-lovin, I-gotta-beat-Kakorot self! "
" Really! " Bura said hopefully, " TELL ME! "
" I'd rather show you. " Goku said, grabbing the still tied up little girl & hopping out
of the train, " GOTEN! YOU DRIVE! " he shouted back at his son, who got huge grin on his face.
" Mr. Goten's Daddy do you really think this is a good idea, letting Goten drive? " Bura
said uneasily.
" Of COURSE it is! " Goku replied as they felt the train swurve left & right violently.
" TRAIN GO VROOM! " Goten said happily. Bura & Goku sweatdropped as Goku transported them
about a 100 miles down the track.
" What're we doing here?! " Bura screamed above the loud chugging noises coming from the
train.
" You'll find out! " Goku said as he grabbed some rope from behind him.
" Muh, muh, Mr. Goten's Daddy, I don't think we should-- " she started out, then gulped
as she looked down to see Goku had tied her to the track, " --AHH! GOKU WHY DID YOU DO THAT! "
" Well, you know all those old black-n-white movies where the bad guy ties the girl to
the track? "
" --yeah? " she answered, nervously.
" I figure if there's anything that'll snap Vegeta back it'll be seeing "Kakorot" try to
destory ol Veggie's "little B-chan" " Goku concluded as Bura swallowed hard, the train closing
in on them.
" YOU'RE CRAZY MR. GOTEN'S DADDY!!! Toussan won't come. " she said quietly. Goku peered
back to see Vegeta still sitting on the horse, neither one moving.
" HEY 'SHORTY'! " he cried out, mockingly, " DON'T YOU WANNA HELP YOUR LITTLE BURA! "
Mirai bolted up, just realizing what was happening, he tossed the horse head to the
ground, " TOUSSAN! LOOK! " he grabbed Vegeta by the collar & pointed to Bura & Goku.
" Please, get your filth-ridden hands off of me! " he pushed Mirai away.
" BUT VEGETA! BURA'S STUCK! DO SOMETHING!!! " Mirai cried as Vegeta stood there, watching
the scene. Mirai began to breathe faster as the train grew closer, " PLEASE TOUSSAN!! " he
knelt down & begged, then looked over his shoulder at Bura, who was still screaming, " YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO DAMMIT SAVE HER!!!! "
" Hmmph. " Vegeta shrugged. Mirai covered his eyes & turned around.
" Oh I can't watch! "
" WHEE! " Goten laughed as he spun the steering wheel around. Goku poked his head out
the window and stared at Vegeta in shock.
" I can't believe it. " Goku murmured, " He's actually going to stand there and let
Bura get run ov--AHH! " Goku shrieked, then teleported himself back to where Bura was &
teleported them both back inside the train.
" BURA! BURA ARE YOU OKAY!? " he cried, picking Bura up, who's eyes were bulging out of
her head. She was breathing heavily & her body was shaking in a panic, " Oh no... " he said,
" BURA! Bura I'm sorry! I thought that he would.. " Goku stopped as Bura set herself down and
slowly walked over to the window, " ...care enough to, save... "
Bura pressed her face against the glass as the train came to a stop, staring at the
small figure that looked miles away.
" I'm sorry about your Toussan, Bura. " Goku hung his head.
" That's not my Toussan. " Bura answered in a faraway voice.
" Huh? "
" My Toussan's somewhere else. My Toussan would battle Freezer if that's what it took
to keep me safe. He loves me more than any stupid old movie, he's helpless without me to guide
him. All he wants is a little attention. But THAT man-- " she pointed to Vegeta, " --THAT man is
obessesd with nothing BUT attention. Don't you fool me Mr. Goten's Daddy! Toussan will be back
for me, and he'll say 'oh my little B-chan I missed you so much I'll never leave you again'.
That's what he'll do. And then he'll POUND THOSE BAKA DIRECTORS INTO DUST!!!! " Bura shook her
fist wildly in the air, huffing.
Goku gave a low whistle, " Denial must be heriditary in the royal family. "
" Ya know what else is heriditary with them? " Yamcha said, walking up to Goku.
" What? "
" Insanity. "
Vegeta whistled to himself as he walked down the hall back to the dressing room, then
passed a small room.
" Heh-heh, what a bonehead! I never thought there were saps this big, but I guess I was
wrong. " a voice from inside laughed along with several others. Vegeta backed up & peeked
inside to see McSleazy & several other people with him.
" That little pointy-hairred midget must be braindead to think he could become a star. "
another person said.
" Yeah, what a beautiful little scam. " the second said to McSleazy, " I tell ya, getting
him to sign a deed like that. "
" And just think, if we can keep this thing going a couple-a more months we'll own the
rights to all of the Capsule Corperation, and all thanks to a little sweet-talkin and of course,
our short little friend & all his dum buddies! " McSleazy snickered as the door swung open &
slammed into the wall. The group turned their head to the figure in the doorway.
" YOU INGREATS!!! " an enfuriated Vegeta screamed.
" Oh! Uh--hi there little guy. Uh, nice uh, weather we're havin eh? " McSleazy said
nervously.
Vegeta swiped his hand across his face, rubbing the makeup off, " YOU BAKAYAROES! YOU
MADE A FOOL OF ME!! " he growled angrily. The group stared, then burst into laughter.
" You can't do anything to us shorty, what'll your friends say? " McSleazy mocked.
" THEY'LL THANK ME! THAT'S WHAT! " he screamed, going SSJ2. The rest of the others with
McSleazy lept behind desks & chairs, " YOU TURNED ME AGAINST MY BAKAS AND INTO SOMETHING THAT I
HATE AND DESPISE ALMOST AS MUCH AS KAKOROT! YOU MADE ME JUST LIKE YOU!!!! " Vegeta yelled,
smacking McSleazy into the wall & holding him there, " But you did far worse than that, YOU
turned me against my little B-chan! AND NOW I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL DEATH SCENE!
YOURS! "
" NO! " McSleazy stammered, " Luh, listen Mr. Briefs, I, err, didn't mean what I said,
I'll, uh, cut you some of the profit! Yeah. "
Vegeta grabbed the contract & shot a small ki blast at it, incinerateing it before
McSleazy's eyes, " I do not want your stupid green paper! " he said coldly, then tossed McSleazy
to the ground, " I want to destroy you! "
" Buh, buh, but-- "
" FFIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!
!!!!! " he screamed as he let lose the enormous explosion of ki.
McSleazy's eyes widened with horror, " Oh crap... "
" What was that! " Yamcha gasped as Goku-tachi out on the curb near the limo.
" I dunno, but that explosion sounded very familiar. " Goku pointed out.
" Who cares! Let's get out of here. " Bulma said, opening the limo door.
" I still don't see why we had to quit like that. " Goku said to Bulma.
" Hmmph. If Vegeta wants to go blow people off like that then that's HIS business,
good ridence! "
" Blow people off? More like blow people UP. " Goku mumbled as he watched the smoke
clear from the studio. The rest got in the limo. Bura sighed sadly as the driver opened the
door & let her in, then closed the door.
" Poor Toussan, he's gone forever. I'll never see him again. " Bura sobbed. Goten patted
her on the back, Oh Toussan-chan! Where are you! " she cried as a knock came from the now
closed door. Bura squinted to see through the dark glass, then pressed the auto-button, causing
the window to slowly go down to reveal a smirking figure.
" VEGETA! " Goku shouted.
" Hello Bakarot. " he said, leaning towards them, " I just had to take care of some CRAP
back there. "
" ... " everyone stared at him in disbelief.
" But, what about, the movie? " Bulma said.
" Aww who gives a hoot about some baka film Onna! " he crossed his arms in disqust as
Bulma smiled.
" Oh Veggie-chan! " she said happily, hugging him. Vegeta pushed her back.
" DON'T DO THAT! I AM _NOT_ VEGGIE-CHAN! _I_ AM THE SAIYAJIN NO-- "
" --Ouji, yeah, yeah, we know. " Yamcha sighed.
Vegeta looked past them to see Bura leaning against the inside of the opposite door,
sighing. A big grin spread across his face, " Oh B-chan? "
Bura looked up at him, then turned away resentfully, " I'm not speaking to you! "
" But B-Chan! " he zipped over to the other side of the limo & poked his head in, " I'm
sorry little B-chan. I betrayed you and every other baka in this car, please forgive me! "
" Awwww, " Goku said, " That's really sweet of you little buddy. "
" SHUT UP KAKOROT! I'M NOT TALKING TO _YOU_!!! I'M TALKING TO B-CHAN!!! " he yelled
angrily as Goku just grinned back at him, " You make me SICK! "
" So-- " Vegeta turned back to Bura.
" --I forgive you Toussan! " Bura smiled happily, opening the door for Vegeta, who
grabbed her & hugged tightly.
" Hee-hee-hee. " Goku giggled at the sight. Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the taller
saiyajin, then shot a small ki-blast at him, frying the top half of his body, " Ow. "
The prince set Bura down on the seat, who moved to the left, allowing Vegeta to sit
down himself. The two exchanged big doofy grins at each other, then turned to see the driver
walk up to the door.
" Your cardoor sir. " he said, grabbing ahold of the handle, then felt a smack across
his hand.
" _I_ can close it myself, thank you. " Vegeta smirked, then slammed the door shut on the
driver's hand. The driver screamed out in pain as everyone, sans Vegeta, sweatdropped while the
saiyajin no ouji laughed his head off at the driver's dilemma.
Bulma put her head & her hands & groaned.
" Why me. "
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THE END
4:57 PM 5/24/01
Woo-hoo! Another fanfic
finished! I'm not sure what I'll
exactly do next. I think I'll wait
for another idea to hit me. I've been
toying around with the the idea of Veggie &
Goku getting trapped in an elevator & getting
cabin fever, but I dunno if I'll do anything
w/ that. Oh well.
See ya! :D
-Chuquita
