This is a attempt at a Tenchi history in American pie version.
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A long, long time ago…..
I can still remember how the legends used to make me smile. And I knew that if I had my chance I could get those keys from gramps and answers to some questions I had as a child.
But the entrance made me shiver, A iron gate that would not quiver,
Fate laid upon my first step….I couldn't take one more step. I can't remember if I cried when finally I realized that the legends weren't lies. But something touched me from deep inside…..The day Ryoko raised.
So Bye, Bye to the normal guy , found out Tenchi wasn't human had blood straight from Juria and to six fine girls his love he'll deny, Thinking of who it would hurt if he tried…of who it would hurt if he tried.
(Ryoko)
Did you read all those books of love,
And give Tenchi a love shove,
Only to have him fall a block away.
Now can you beat Kagato,
To save your true love's fallen soul,
And can hold him off so she has a chance to go.
(Ayeka)
Well I know that you think your prince is dead,
And you found a new love in the shed,
He helped take off your shoes,
And helped to heal those scrapes n" bruise
You were a lonely female future Queen,
Your tear streaked eyes spoke of broken dreams.
Your love ran out of luck,
The day Ryoko struck.
( refrain…normal guy)
(Washu)
Well for a countless age you've been on your own.
A eternal sentence served in stone.
But that not the way it used to be.
When you created for the King and Queen,
Science inventions from the academy,
Till a child you lost…made you weak
And your love was not around,
When your son stole by men from town
The theft had left you burned…your son never returned
Soon you had a daughter who would leave her mark,
As she was stolen into the dark,
To destroy Juria as if it was a lark,
The day Ryoko Raised…..we started singing (refrain)
(Mihoshi / Kiyone)
Oh.. Mihoshi wines and Kiyone helps her,
She cries one more time and I swear she'll belt her
Her tolerance once high is falling fast.
Well she dreams of promotions and of brass
But with her partner all chances pass
Although she was voted top of her class
(Sasami)
Well the kitchen air smelled of fried mushroom
And little girls meal would finish soon
They all showed up to eat
But began fighting over a seat
As Ryoko tried to cop a feel,
Tenchi protested he could eat his own meal
Do you recall how Ayeka feels….the day Ryoko raised
(Refrain)
(Royal family)
And there they stood all in one place,
A entire empire ruling space,
With no one left to take the throne.
(Tenchi's mother)
So come on to the past we must be quick,
Tenchi's fading and his mother's sick,
Cause someone has come to bring Juria to a end
And as he ravaged Tokyo, Kain had one last place he had to go
No Jurian in it's right should have gave it life that night
As they watched her sword a glow she met a son she'll never know.
And through her strength combined by three she brought Kain down to his knee
The day Ryoko raised….(refrain)
(Tenchi)
I met a boy who couldn't choose,
I asked him why he said he had too much to lose,
then he frowned and turned away
He went down to the empty cave where a legend once had laid.
He was glad that she had stayed,
And in the house the Ayeka screamed,
Ryoko laughed ,
And Washu schemed,
Not a word was spoken the dishes tossed were broken
And the three ladies he admired most were all happy to play host
Though his love they'll never boast…….
The day Ryoko….Raised
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Man, so I'm not a songwriter….next time a song with less lyrics.
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