Willow was in the graveyard

Willow was in the graveyard. Again.

Xander stood silently behind her as she paid her respects to their

friend, their Slayer, Buffy.

"WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Willow cried. "I MISS HER SO MUCH!!

She had her arms wrapped around a headstone and the cement was

slowly cracking under her deathgrip.

"WHY DID SHE HAVE TO LEAVE US? WHY??" Willow managed to choke

out between sobs. Her grip tightened and the headstone gave another

ominious creak.

Xander came up behind her and placed his hand on Willow's

shoulder. "Shhh.." He said. "You're making a spectacle of yourself.

Everybody's staring!"

"I don't care!" Willow screamed. "Let them look! Let them know

what they tossed away, someone who fought for them! Someone who died

for them! Someone I can never have back!!"

"And those are fine points Willow." Xander said. "But Buffy's

grave is over there." And he pointed to a headstone two down to their

left.

Willow blinked. Thought about it for a second and blinked

again.

"Then who's grave..??" She pried her body away from the, now

somewhat fractured, tombstone and got a good look at the inscription.

MORRIS P. SNIDLEY

BORN: WE CAN'T REMEMBER.

DIED: WHO CARES?

MASS MURDERER

DRUG PUSHER

SUSPECTED DEMOCRAT

"Eek!" Willow said while jumping into Xander's arms. "A

Democrat!"

"Yeah." Xander said in agreement. "True evil."

She was in a great Hall. And we mean GREAT Hall.

Big..stretching away into infinity in all directions. Up, down, left,

right, before her, behind her..infinite. She was floating in the

middle of this great hall and filling it were ..entities. Even though

it was well lit she could not make any features out of the audiance

therein. Whenever she tried to look directly at one, their faces would

slowy fade away into darkness leaving only their eyes..their burning,

burning eyes left to glow from the shadows.

"Hmmm.." Buffy thought. "I'm naked."

With that realization she instantly covered her breasts with

both arms and curles her legs underneath. She was now floating in a

kinda fetal position. From around her she heard some muffled,

"Well..darn.'s." Occasionally someone shouted, "Party pooper!"

Buffy was tempted to stick her tounge out at some of this

mysterious council but before she could act on her thoughts...

"IT IS NOT YOUR TIME!" A great voice rumbled. Rolling across

the infinite room like a great wave. It rebounded off walls that

shouldn't have been there, this room being infinite and all, and

rolled back the way they had come. Hey, it's a place of power,

anything goes.

"What?" Buffy asked.

"I SAID 'IT IS NOT YOUR..SSSQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" And a

horrible burst of feedback sent shockwaves of awful sound rocketing

around the room.

"God damn cheap ass tech!" The..now not so great voice cursed.

"Hold on just mo'"

There was the sound of muffled conversation.

"No no..the sound system is far..."

"A short maybe?"

"How should I know? This is Frank's department!"

"Ahhhh..Hell with this. As I was saying..It Is Not

Your..hey..hey you! Wake up!"

Buffy had nodded off. "Mmmm...chocolate and whipped cream

again? But where's the cherry? What? W'say Willow? No cherry..oh..Oz

got the cherry...thass okay..chocloate Willow S'yummy..." She

murmered.

"Hey! I said wake up you!"

"No, wait" Another voice cried. "Let her keep going, I'm taking

notes!"

"You shut the hell up George!" The first voice said. "You think

I don't know about 'little trips' to the Red Light Districts? Huh? Do

you?"

The second voice remained quiet. Someone, somewhere applauded.

"Right then. Where were we?" The first..and still no longer

quite so great..voice said. "Ah yes. Sorry Summer's but we gotta have

you in the land of the..um..not sleeping."

With a snap of his fingers a small bolt of lightning came

flying out of the ether and nailed Buffy's sleeping, floating, figure

in her fine toned derrier.

*ZAP* "YEEEK!"

In an instant Buffy had gone tearing across the chamber,

that's right she crossed infinity, she's the Slayer..she can do

anything, and proceded to strangle the hell out of the figure who was

the owner of the Not So Great Voice(Patent Pending.)

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA!" Buffy thundered while shaking the

figure around like a rag doll. "HOW MUCH WORK I PUT INTO THAT ASS?"

From the seats directly below where she was floating she heard

yet another voice say. "Boy..do we ever!"

Despite the lack of physics Buffy managed to put quite a lot

of force into a downward stomp, she wasn't sure what she broke on the

figure's face, but the crunching sound made her feel ever so much

better. In a slightly more relaxed mood she continued to choke the

living shit out of T.N.S.G.V.'ed figure.(Not So Great Voiced.)

She vented for a few more seconds before throwing him back in

his seat. "If that leaves a scar I'll kill you." She said before

floating back into the 'middle' of the Infinite Great Big Hall.

"So," She said. "I'm not supposed to be dead?"

The Figure of Voice coughed a few times and managed to rasp out

a husky. "No."

He cleared his throat a few times and gave a thankful nod to

someone who handed him a glass of water.

"No." He repeated in a voice that was supposed to be strong and

powerful. Because of the battering he had just recieved it actually

sounded kind of wheezy.

"Your time has not come. Your battles must continue. You must

go back." He concluded.

"Cool." Buffy said. "How?"

"With this." A small ball of pure white light formed in front

of Buffy. Within the sphere she could make out a shape..the shape of

something powerful..something holy..something..not of this World.

Buffy reached out with one hand, only shaking a little in

trepidation, and touched her destiny.

"So you see Tara," Willow said. "Even though you have recovered

from your brief stint as the center of a Jelly Doughnut I just don't

find myself intrested anymore. I'm sorry."

The redhead stared contritly at the floor, her hands folded in

her lap.

The blonde witch, who was sitting directly across from her,

slowly took the words in. She thought about it for a moment.

"That's okay Willow." She finally said. "I think I understand

my true destiny now anyway and I'm afraid you were not meant to be a

part of it."

"You mean?" Willow looked up.

"Yes!" Tara said. "I'm giving up my Earth Mother, tree hugging

ways..I'm going to learn real power! I'm going to be..." She paused

dramatically. "A Pyschic for the Stars!" She finished her sentence

with her arms flung wide open like someone embracing the coming of a

brand new day.

"You go girl!" Willow cheered her now ex-lover on.

"Gee, thanks Willow!" Tara smiled back.

"No," Willow said. "I mean you go. Now. Out the door. Get

going, get gone! C'mon now, hurry. Move it..destiny waits for no

man..or woman..or skanky..um..nobody."

In a flurry of activity Willow helped Tara get everything she

might need packed, only occasionally having to use arcane bolts of

lightning to 'motivate' the blonde. This actually proved to have a

detrimental effect on the speed of the packing as after every magical

zap, the blonde would stiffen for a few seconds, than let out a low

moan of delight before murmering, "Oooo..just like last night."

Eventually all was done and Tara was out the door with all her

stuff packed. She waved goodbye to Willow with all her stuff in the

back of a large Nineteen Fifty convertable and roared off into the

sunset. Being as the sunset is actually the SUN she was fried to a

crispy critter in under zero point three seconds.

Willow sat in her room..now alone.

"Alone." She thought. "Forever and ever alone."

She could feel the begining fingers of depression coming over

her.

"I don't want to be depressed." She thought. "I know, I'll

masturbate!"

And she reached under her bed and grabbed her 'little friend'.

Joe Becker lived in the room next door to what had been, up

until a few minutes ago, the Wiccan's Room. He was a jock, he was very

good at sports. Because he was a jock and good at sports he had been

allowed into college. But Joe Becker was not your average Jock.

Joe Becker actually wanted to be something more!

Joe Becker actually wanted to be somebody!

Joe Becker was studying.

Joe Becker heard what sounded like a chainsaw starting up,

coming from 'The Wiccans Room'. He let his head rest on the open pages

of his textbook and started to quietly cry.

"Not again." He sobbed. "I'm never gonna pass!"

Willow didn't get very far. She had just finished filling the

gas tank and replacing the spark plug when she was interupted by a

knock on the door.

"Figures." She grumbled and went to answer it.

She flug open the door with an exaspeated snarl of "Now

wh..Buffy?"

And indeed it was her.

Her long golden hair cascaded over her shoulders like a

waterfall. Deep blue eyes met green from under bright, shiney locks.

One creamy shoulder was exposed from the extra wide neckline of the

minty green, very short shirt she was wearing. With every breath she

took, Willow could see the barest hint of the underside of her

breasts. The white leather pants she wore hugged skin and flesh all

the way down those long, powerful legs.

Skin that was warm.

Flesh that was alive!

She looked like an angel, she looked like a goddess! She

looked..

"Yummy!" Willow breathed.

"Uh..hi." Buffy said. "Can I come in?"

Wordlessly Willow stepped aside letting The Slayer enter. She

noticed Buffy had her arms behind her back.

"Buffy? But..you..that is...died..and..buried..gravestone..how?"

She stuttered.

Buffy shrugged. "I was called back by a higher power."

Willow's eyes widened. "The Powers that Be?"

Buffy shook her head. "Greater."

"The Gods?" Willow squeaked.

Again Buffy shook her head. "Greater."

Willow felt all the blood drain from her face. It couldn't

have..no..they never directly..they were only rumored to..it wasn't

possible..but it was the only answer left.

"The Neilsons." She answered her own question.

"Yep." Buffy confirmed. "They gave me this in case it ever

happens again too."

She took one hand from behind her back and handed Willow what

she held. Willow's features creased a little in that cute little way

that had had Buffy panting over her since she had seen Willow's High

School Yearbook photo. Willow read the lable on the sacred object she

held.

RESSURECTION ROLL ON DEODERANT

GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEN WITH CROSS FETISHES

BUT MADE FOR A SLAYER

"Wow." Willow breathed.

"Yeah." Buffy replied smirking slightly.

"So.." Willow said.

"So.." Buffy replied again, still wearing her smirk.

"What else ya got behind your back?" Willow asked. "The Holy

Grail?"

Still smirking Buffy revealed her other presents. A can of

whipped cream, chocolate syrup and a whole bag of heavenly cherries.

"I'm hungry." She said and kicked the door shut.

Joe Becker didn't get much studying done for a very long time.

End

Authors notes: Written to answer the challenge.

Written to bring some light hearted humor here.

Written to put a smile back on Carol's face.

This ones for you Carol!

I'm going to Hell for this, I just know it.

I remain, as always,

Mad-Hamlet